by Julian Clary
Did you hear about the man who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster? He kept popping out of bed all night!
What did the shoes say to the hat? You go on a-head, I’ll follow you on foot!
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police hurry up, it’s cold outside!
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can’t tuna fish!
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side!
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work!
What sport do horses like to play? Stable tennis!
What sort of cake does a baker with a cold make? A cough-ee cake!
What do you get if you cross two cows with a flock of ducks? Milk and quackers!
What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument? A Moo-sician!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Car go beep beep!
When Julian Clary isn’t having a silly time dressing up and telling jokes onstage, he loves to be at home with his pets. He has lots of them: dogs, cats, ducks, and chickens. His lifelong love of animals inspired him to tell a story about what would happen if they pretended to be like us. Julian loves going on tour around the country reading his books aloud to children and animals.
David Roberts always loved to draw and paint as a child, and when he grew up his talents took him all the way to Hong Kong, where he got a job making beautiful hats. But he always wanted to illustrate children’s books, and so he came back to England to work with the finest authors in the land. David loves drawing animals and clothes and hats, so what could be better than a book about animals in clothes and hats?
The Bolds to the Rescue
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Title Page
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Mr. Bold's Jokes
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