by Stephen Hunt
'Deduced from my age or the size of my carriage?'
Jethro pulled out his pocket watch, the chain dangling from his green waistcoat. 'From the time, good sister.'
The woman raised an eyebrow.
'Half an hour to read the petitions a mother superior accepts before lunch, another half an hour to get here for midday.'
'That would suggest you know where the league is based.'
'You'll be surprised at what can be whispered in dreams,' said Jethro. 'Even postal addresses, sometimes.'
'Which gods do you hear the most, now?'
'You mean the gods that don't exist?' smiled Jethro. 'On balance, I would say Badger-headed Joseph is my most frequent visitor, although I find what Old Mother Corn whispers to me is often the most reliable.'
The woman broke the seal on the folder and opened it, lifting out a parcel of papers tied tightly with red cord. 'It's small bloody wonder we threw you out of the church.'
'I wonder about it,' said Jethro. 'I wonder about it all the time. But haven't I kept my end of the bargain? Not a hint of scandal, no stories about me in the penny sheets.'
'Not as the ex-parson of Hundred Locks,' said the woman. 'But you've been keeping busy as the proprietor of Daunt's Private Resolutions. Quite a reputation you've built up among the quality, solving cases, hunting down criminals.'
'So you say.'
'I find it slightly grubby, myself,' muttered the woman. 'All those years the church spent training you in synthetic morality and here you are now, applying your finely honed mind to uncovering sordid infidelities and unmasking common poisoners.'
'There's exceedingly little that's common about such crimes. To keep the gods from the people's hearts, you must first understand the people,' quoted Jethro. 'And while I acknowledge your disdain for my new calling, I believe expediency has driven you to seek out those same skills as much as it has pushed me towards a career outside the church to keep my coal scuttle full and the bailiffs from my door.'
'The irony isn't lost on me,' said the mother superior, passing the parcel of papers across to Jethro.
'What is it?' he asked.
'A murder,' said the woman.
'It must be important for you to come to me.'
'Clearly.'
'Important enough for you to give me back my parsonage if I asked for reinstatement in the rational orders as my payment?'
The reverend mother laughed heartedly, the first real emotion Jethro had seen her demonstrate. 'We don't let people inside the Circlist church who believe in gods. Not as parishioners, and certainly not as parsons. I do believe your ancient gods have driven you quite mad.'
'As I told your people at my hearing, I don't believe in them,' retorted Jethro.
She shrugged. 'Well, perhaps they believe in you, rather than vice versa. It doesn't matter. The distinction is irrelevant and besides, we're asking you to investigate precisely because you're not in the church. Believe it or not, we do have a few minds in the league that are almost as proficient in synthetic morality as the much-vaunted Jethro Daunt. Aren't you going to open the folder? You will quickly see why we believe this case would be of particular interest to you.'
'No,' said Jethro. 'I'm not interested in your money, I'm not interested in working for the Inquisition, and most of all, I'm not interested in continuing this conversation.'
'We can offer you a hundred guineas to take the case, triple that upon a successful conclusion.'
'I've already got a hundred guineas,' Jethro told the woman. 'I get to choose the members of my flock now.'
The woman sniffed disapprovingly, then banged on the roof of her carriage for it to draw to a halt. 'Keep the folder. Read the papers. It sounds as if you already know where to send your note indicating that you agree to be engaged.'
'Not in a hundred years, good mother superior,' said Jethro, opening the door and starting to climb down the steps extending towards the street with a clockwork clack. 'Not even in a thousand.'
The nun leant out of the window. 'Is it just the precepts of synthetic morality that have helped you solve all the cases you've taken, Jethro? Or do the voices you hear at night whisper other things, too? What do all those ranks of pagan gods really murmur to you?'
'That the intellect is only a lie to make us realize the truth.'
'Just send word,' tutted the woman at Jethro's blasphemy. Her carriage pulled away, the hum of the engine disappearing as it rounded a corner.
Jethro looked at the collection of papers in his hand and pulled his cloak tight against the cold of the afternoon. The folder's contents would do for a five-minute crackle of kindling in his fire grate, if nothing else.
Jethro Daunt knew many things: the things that his finely tuned mind could extract from the pattern of life swirling around him, and the things that the ancient gods hissed at him in his dreams. But what he didn't know was what in the name of the Circle had possessed the Inquisition to think that he could possibly be coerced, tricked or cajoled into working for the same organization that had hounded him out of the church.
Jethro ran his fingers thoughtfully through his long sideburns, the black running to silver now, and cleared his throat as he always did before he sucked on an aniseed ball and his brain began to whir.
'How extremely diverting,' he whispered to himself, balancing the papers in his hand.
Then he strode back towards his apartment. Twisting on the overgrown path where she had fallen, Hannah flinched back from the snarling, intertwined forms – Chalph lost in the larger black mass of the ursk. Chalph, brave suicidal Chalph, who had charged the beast when they were cornered. Not only was the creature attacking them at least twice the weight of Hannah's ursine friend, its fur was matted across a leather-thick skin hardened against the steam mists and geyser plumes of the volcanic landscape outside. You would be hard pressed to have opened its hide with a sabre, let alone the tooth and claw of a mere ursine cub.
But a turret rifle, that would do it. As the ursk angrily tossed Chalph off itself, throwing him back into the brambles and rearing up on all fours, its chest exploded open. Toppling backward, the ursk fell to the side of Hannah and landed like a collapsing mountain an inch shy of Chalph's leather boots. Hannah glanced up to see a three-foot long rifle being lowered, the rotating ammunition drum clacking to a halt as the finger depressing the trigger uncurled and the clockwork-driven mechanism slowed. Hannah scrambled back as the cable attached to the shooter's brass tank of compressed gas went limp and dropped past her nose.
Hannah pointed back through the brambles they had flattened while fleeing the ursk. 'There's at least one more over there.'
The free company fighter that had come to their rescue – at least a head taller than Chalph at seven foot – growled in acknowledgement. 'And it knows what the bark of a turret gun sounds like, as it should.' The soldier sniffed the air with her black nose. 'It's heading over to the other side of the park.'
Chalph picked himself up from the dirt. 'Stom urs Stom, what are the free company doing inside the park?'
'Our job,' growled the over-sized soldier. She had a leather patch covering her left eye socket and looked like a brown-furred buccaneer as she scowled down at Hannah and her friend. 'The guard post reported seeing ursks coming over the wall. It looks like a section of the battlements have lost their charge.'
'How can that happen?' demanded Hannah. It was a rhetorical question.
'Lack of repairs would be my guess,' said Stom. 'Not enough people left on the island to maintain anything the way it should be kept. Now, stay close, this one's friend might be circling around to take us from the rear.'
The soldier strode forward as Hannah and Chalph trailed in her wake, Chalph's triangular black nose snuffling the air for a clue to the second monster's whereabouts. 'But its scent is coming from the other side.'
The soldier angrily raised her paw-like hand. 'Hold your tongue, Chalph urs Chalph. It's pissed on the undergrowth over there to draw us off in the wrong direction.' She thrust a finger
to the left. 'I hunt that way. Stay behind my rifle to stay alive.'
'Chalph was just trying to help,' said Hannah.
'When I want a price for grain I will ask a junior clerk from the House of Ush's advice,' said the soldier. 'The first time you underestimate an ursk, little furless cub, is the last time you underestimate an ursk.'
They passed an overgrown gazebo built from flint sealed with white mortar. Chalph whispered to Hannah as the mercenary forged ahead through the abandoned park. 'Stom urs Stom is the captain of the free company. Don't ever cross her. Even the baroness is wary of her.'
In front, the soldier raised her paw and Hannah and Chalph stopped. Stom urs Stom peered suspiciously around a thicket of birch trees. They were almost at the edge of the park, the greenhouse's crystal walls rising above their heads. Hannah could hear the wind from outside close by. They must be near where the ursk had cracked the dome to gain entry after scaling the battlements. Stom stalked forwards, her dark leather clothes disappearing through the trees. Hannah heard her curse and quickly followed. A manhole cover had been wrenched out of a stone conduit running around the base of the greenhouse wall, just large enough for an ursk to drop through. Hannah looked over the edge. She could just see a fast-flowing stream of water below, its heat striking her face. A flash-steam conduit, part of the city's heating system – and it would eventually lead to the vaults of the capital below.
'It'll die down there,' said Hannah.
'An ursk can swim through superheated geyser water before diving for an hour in a frozen lake,' said the soldier. 'What's down in those drains won't kill it.' She patted her rifle. 'What's in here will.'
Voices sounded from the break in the dome, ursine voices talking in the modulated growls of the Pericurian language. Stom urs Stom moved towards the smashed panels of the dome and barked orders at her fighters.
The reality of what had just occurred sank into Hannah. Ursks and the other creatures of the interior had occasionally breached the battlements before, when the wall's killing power failed, but they had always been shot down outside. She couldn't ever remember a time when they had got into Hermetica City's vaults – it was the citizens' greatest fear.
Hannah realized the fact that she and Chalph had been in the abandoned park – the same park the ursks had smashed into – would put them under suspicion of complicity in the creatures' intrusion. Chalph, the apprentice merchant, one of the venal wet-snout foreigners profiting from Jago's hard times. Hannah, the lazy church girl whose parents weren't even Jagonese, the reckless outsider who was known to climb air vents to travel beyond the vaults.
They were both in a great deal of trouble now. The streets were alive with people when Hannah and Chalph followed the hulking mercenary captain down into the central vaults of Hermetica City. The diode lamps in the roofs of the caverns had dimmed for the evening, while the street lamps burned a brilliant yellow. Mobs of citizenry ran around the canal-lined streets carrying chemical braziers, most clustering tightly around the green-uniformed police militia with their long rifles. Heavy free company soldiers swept their turret rifles' barrels across the surface of the canal from gondolas running low in the water. The vaults were the territory of the Jagonese police militia. The fact that so many mercenary fighters had been allowed down from the battlements at all was a sign of how bad the situation was.
Stom urs Stom stopped on a bridge and one of her ursine fighters came running up alongside a Jagonese militiaman, halting to beat her chest with her paw in a salute. Stom looked at her fighter. 'Why are the city lights still on evening time? We need full daylight to hunt properly.'
'We have sent word to the Guild of Valvemen,' the militiaman interjected defensively, 'but it may not be possible to switch the city to daylight quickly enough to serve the search.'
'Why should it be otherwise?' growled Stom urs Stom. 'When it seems the guild can't even keep the battlements fully charged now?'
The militiaman snorted as he heard this. Hannah knew there was an intense rivalry between the local police militia and the foreign mercenaries who had usurped their ancient position as the battlements' sentries, and this man did not take kindly to the city's institutions being belittled by wet-snout savages. He slotted the base of his staff of office in a control socket on the highest point of the bridge, sliding up a panel to expose a line of keys enamelled with shorthand communication symbols, and began tapping out a message – no doubt a call for extra police to be dispatched towards their position.
From lower down the canal there were shouts from one of the gondolas, the guttural cry of a free company mercenary followed by the howl of depressurizing gas from the brass tank on the fighter's back. As she fired her turret rifle spouts of water erupted where her pitons struck. A forest of bobbing torches and the insistent cries of the crowd up on the streets indicated that the mercenary had found one of the intruders.
'There!' cried Hannah as a black shape glided under another gondola. The gondola slammed into the air, unseating both the gondolier and his mercenary passenger. The man fell into the water screaming and disappeared thrashing inside a bubbling maelstrom, while the mercenary hit the water silently. She must know that she would be next, after the ursk swimming underneath finished off the weakest victim – the gondolier. She didn't even try to swim to the side of the canal.
'Shoot the water!' the militiaman next to Hannah shouted at the mercenaries. 'Shoot the water, she's dead down there anyway.'
But none of the massive Pericurian mercenaries was listening. A couple of seconds after the gondolier had disappeared, the mercenary fighter was pulled under the water, vanishing as quickly as if she had just winked out of existence. Almost instantly a massive plume of water gushed up in her place, showering the bridge where Hannah stood with steaming water.
A guttural humming sounded from the mercenaries, and they raised their fists towards the vault's roof as they sang the death hymn for their comrade. Hannah glanced down at her clothes. The water that had spattered her was tinged crimson with the blood of the ursk and of the dead foreign mercenary.
'It was her kill,' said Stom to the militiaman, patting the belt of spherical grenades looping around her waist. 'That is why we did not fire. It was her kill. Turret rifle bolts are slowed by water. The ursk we hunted knew that.'
'She killed herself,' said the militiaman in disgust. 'You people truly are savages.'
Hannah looked at the tall mercenary commander silently scanning the water. No. The ursine were a force of nature. Fractious, quick to temper, but magnificent. Quite magnificent.
'There might be more monsters in the canals,' said Hannah.
'If there are, the presence of the crowds will keep them in the water,' said Stom, grimly.
But word of the ursks infiltrating the city was to come quicker than any of them had anticipated. Another militiaman came running up to the bridge and after a brief exchange with his superior, the green-uniformed man turned to Stom. 'Your fighters are requested to deploy in the Seething Round, wet-snout. There has been an attack there.'
Hannah looked with horror towards Chalph. An attack on the vault where she lived.
'Where?' demanded Hannah. 'Where inside the Seething Round?'
'The cathedral,' replied the militiaman. 'It's the archbishop. She's been torn apart by the bloody beasts.'
CHAPTER THREE
It was the same dream that Jethro Daunt always had. He was back inside the confessional of his parsonage at Hundred Locks. They didn't even know – many of the refugees who came to him – what a Circlist church meant. Its stone didn't look much different to that of the churches across the Kingdom of Jackals' borders. It wasn't as if the refugees could look at the flint walls and know there were no gods inside them. The churches in Quatershift were filled with the paraphernalia of the Sun Child, and a light priest's cassock wasn't so different from a Circlist parson's clothes – the golden sunburst of their deity replacing the silver circle. But there were no gods in this church, no gods.
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sp; Jethro sweated on his side of the confessional, his cubicle a claustrophobic trap. He heard a scratching on the other side of the grille, a claw dragging across the filigree of equations etched across the walls. Not one of the refugees, this time, then. One of the others. The ancient things that usually visited his dreams afterwards. Black and silver fur brushed against the grille, and a snorting like that of a bull wading in a water meadow sounded from the other side. Badger-headed Joseph. An ancient god that was meant to have lightning for sight, except Jethro never got to see its eyes.
'Fiddle-faddle fellow,' growled Badger-headed Joseph, in the kind of voice that you would expect to come from something half-man and half-beast. 'Are you shy, Jethro Daunt, little man, little fiddle-faddle fellow? Too shy to open the Inquisition's post?'
Jethro glanced down towards his lap. There was the package, still unopened, the gift of the Inquisition's highly placed emissary. 'It is not my business; it is the Inquisition's. I reject it and I reject you, Badger-headed Joseph.'
More scratching sounded from the other side. 'Do you reject curiosity, too, fiddle-faddle fellow? Part of you must want to know what's in the folder. Whose name is in the folder? The same part of you that stuck your hand in the fire when you were a child. When your grandfather warned you to watch out for the embers.'
'I am Jethro Daunt, I am my own man. I serve the rational order.' He tried humming the algebra-heavy mantra of the first hymn that sprang to mind, but the scratching grew louder, breaking the concentration needed to enter a meditation.
'Take care, little fiddle-faddle fellow. You make your intellect your god – it has powerful muscles but a poor personality. Not like me. Here comes the rain…' There was a moaning noise of relief on the other side of the confessional booth and a powerful stench assailed Jethro's nose. The ancient god was urinating against his side of the booth.
'This is a rational house,' shouted Jethro, retching. 'It has no place for you, Badger-headed Joseph. No place for the old gods. I cast you out!'
'You're not a parson anymore,' growled the voice behind the grille. 'Make me happy, fiddle-faddle fellow; indulge your curiosity with the packet.'