by Simon Brett
When the baying mouths onstage had finally closed, he uncovered his ears and heard another sound close behind him. A sniff. He turned to see the ship-wrecked face of Stella Galpin-Lord, who had just slipped into the hall. She saw him and blew her nose.
At that moment Pam Northcliffe bustled in, her arms as ever full of parcels and packages. ‘Hello, Charles,’ she hissed loudly. He grinned at her.
‘Just brought down the props for the Mary photo-call.’
‘All O.K.?’ he whispered.
‘Oh Lord, I suppose so. Just about. I was up till two last night doing the daggers.’
‘Work all right?’
‘Yes.’ She showed him her artefacts proudly. Charles picked up one of the knives. Its metal blade had been replaced by silver-painted plastic which slid neatly back into the handle. He pressed it into his hand. ‘Very good.’
‘Oh. I’m afraid the paint’s not quite dry.’
Charles looked down at the silver smudge on his palm. ‘Never mind.’
‘What’s Mike up to now?’
‘God knows.’
‘All right. Now we’re relaxed, all uninhibited. Now an ensemble is people who know each other. Love each other, hate each other. We try hate. Right, as we’ve done it before. Somebody stands in the middle and the others shout hatred at him. Doesn’t matter what you say, any lies, anything. Hate, hate. We purge the emotions.
‘O.K., Willy, you first. Stand in the middle. We form a circle round. And we shout. Ah, hello, Stella, you join our workshop?’
‘Might learn something,’ she said patronisingly.
‘You might, you might. Hey, Charles Paris. You want to learn something too?’
Charles choked back his first instinctive rejoinder and meekly said, ‘Yes, O.K.’ Enter into the spirit of the thing. Don’t be a middle-aged fuddy-duddy.
The large circle around Willy Mariello waited for the signal. Michael clapped his hands and they shouted. Abuse poured out. Young faces swelled with obscenities. Stella Galpin-Lord screamed, ‘Bastard! Bastard!’ her mouth twisting and pulling a whole map of new lines on her face. Anna s expression was cold and white. Martin Warburton almost gibbered with excitement. And Charles himself found it distressingly easy to succumb, to scream with them. It was frightening.
Another clap. They subsided, panting. ‘Good. Catharsis. Good. O.K. Now someone else. Charles.’
It was not pleasant. As the mob howled, he concentrated on Sydney Carton, borne on his tumbril to the scaffold. ‘It is a far, far better thing that I do now . . .’ It still was not pleasant.
But a clap ended it and another victim was chosen. Then another and another. The repetition took the edge off the discomfort of being abused. Just an exercise. They finished, breathless.
‘O.K. Another concentration exercise. Truth Game. You sit on the ground in pairs and ask each other questions. You have to answer with the truth instantly. If you hesitate, you start asking the questions. And don’t cheat. It’s more difficult than you think.’
They started forming pairs. Charles saw Willy Mariello speak to Anna. She turned away and sat down opposite a colourless girl in faded denim. Willy and Charles were the only ones left standing. They squatted opposite each other.
The Scotsman sat awkwardly, his long legs bent under him like pipe-cleaners. Stuck to his denim shirt was a purple badge with white lettering: It’s Scotland’s Oil. The long messianic hair was full of white powder and the hands were flecked with white paint. His expression was aggressive and he had the hard mouth of a spoilt child. But the brown eyes were troubled.
Charles tried to think of something to ask. ‘What do you make of all these exercises?’
‘I think they’re a bloody waste of time.’ The answer was instant, no question about the truth there. Voices started up around and made concentration difficult.
‘Um. Are you happy?’
‘No.’
‘Why not?’
‘A lot of hassles.’
‘Anything specific?’
‘Yes.’
The concentration of talking and listening over the other voices was intense. Everything seemed focused in this one conversation. Charles pressed further. ‘What’s worrying you?’
Willy hesitated. Then, ‘I’ve found out something I’d rather not know, something that might be dangerous.’
‘Something about a person?’
‘Yes.’
‘Someone connected with this group?’
A slight pause. ‘Yes.’ There was fear in the brown eyes.
Charles pushed on, mesmerised by the direction of the conversation. ‘Who?’
Willy opened his mouth, but paused for a moment. Stella Galpin-Lord’s piercing voice was suddenly isolated. ‘. . . and lost my virginity when I was fourteen . . .’ The spell was broken. ‘No, I didn’t come in quick enough,’ said Willy. ‘I ask. How old are you?’
The exercise continued, but Charles felt a vague unease.
The Truth Game was followed by a Contact Game. ‘O.K.? We close our eyes and move around. When you touch somebody, you make contact. Feel, explore, encounter. Get to know them with your hands. This will increase your perceptions. O.K.?’
Perhaps it was by chance that the first person Charles touched was Anna. In accord with his director’s instructions, he made contact, felt, explored, encountered and got to know her with his hands. Her eyes opened to a slit of navy blue. He smiled. She smiled.
‘Are you rehearsing tonight?’
‘No.’
‘Fancy dinner?’
‘O.K.’
Charles moved away to feel, explore and encounter someone else. His probing hand felt the arm of a tweed jacket, then up, over a chest criss-crossed with leather straps to the bristly wool of a beard.
‘What the hell do you think you’re doin’?’ The voice had the broken-bottle edge of Glasgow in it. ‘I’m the photographer. Who’s Michael Vanderzee?’
Getting people into costume took some time. The photographer fretted and cursed. Then Michael announced he did not want posed shots; he wanted natural action shots. That involved rehearsing whole chunks of the play. The photographer cursed more.
‘Right, come on. Let’s do the scene of Rizzio’s murder. O.K.? You’ll get some good shots from this. Action stuff. Violence.’
‘How long’s the bloody scene?’
‘We’ll only do the end. Three, four minutes.’
‘Why you can’t just pose them . . . I’ve got some fashion pictures to do later this afternoon.’
‘I don’t want them to look like amateur theatricals.’
‘Why not? That’s what they bloody are.’
The scene started and Charles sat under a light at the back of the hall to watch. Mary, Queen of Sots was written in a blank verse that was meant to sound archaic but only sounded twee. Since Willy needed a prompt every other line, it was heavy going.
‘Willy, for God’s sake!’
‘Shut up, Michael!’ The tall figure looked incongruous in doublet and hose.
‘Look, for Christ’s sake, can’t we get these bloody photos taken? My time’s expensive and these models are waiting.’
‘I say, we haven’t got the daggers,’ said Martin Warburton suddenly from the recesses of a dramatic conspirator’s cloak.
‘Oh, Pam, where the hell are they? Here, quick. Look, the blades retract on the spring like this. O.K.? Now come on, let’s get it right first time.’ Charles started to scan his So much Comic . . . script.
Suddenly his eyes were jerked off the page by a scream. Not a theatrical workshop scream, but an authentic spine-tingling cry of horror from Stella Galpin-Lord.
Onstage the scene was frozen. Anna stood white-faced in her black Tudor costume, looking down at Willy Mariello, whose great length had shrunk into a little heap on the stage. Around him were a circle of cloaked conspirators clutching daggers with retracted blades. In the centre Martin Warburton gazed fascinated at the weapon in his hand. Its blade was metal and the Arterial Bloo
d which dripped from it was not made by Leichner’s.
CHAPTER THREE
The BLOODY HAND significant of crime,
That glaring on the old heraldic banner,
Had kept its crimson unimpaired by time,
In such a wondrous manner.
THE HAUNTED HOUSE
THE POLICE ARRIVED promptly and were very efficient. An ambulance took Willy to hospital, but he was dead on arrival. Everyone gave statements and was told to expect further enquiries. Pam Northcliffe and Martin Warburton were taken away for extended questioning. A distraught Pam was returned to Coates Gardens in the early hours of the Wednesday morning and treated in the girls’ dormitory with sleeping-pills and inquisitive sympathy.
The atmosphere in the house throughout the Wednesday was charged with tension. The accumulated pressures of living together and building up to the shows’ openings were aggravated by the shock of Willy’s death. Rehearsal schedules were thrown out and the continual reappearance of policemen at the house and hall got on everyone’s nerves. All day Coates Gardens was full of uneasy jokes, sudden flares of temper and bursts of weeping.
Charles escaped the worst of it. Fortunately James Milne had suggested that he might be glad of a little seclusion from the community hysterics and offered the sanctuary of his flat. It was a great relief to be with someone who did not want to discuss the death. Milne dismissed the subject. ‘I didn’t know the boy well and I wasn’t there at the time, so I don’t feel too involved. It’s an unpleasant business. And the best thing to do about unpleasant things is to put them out of your mind.’
But Charles did not find it so easy. He felt he was involved and, as he tried to concentrate on revising So Much Comic . . . , his mind kept returning to the scene in the Masonic Hall. He suffered from the communal shock. And another uncomfortable feeling which he did not want to investigate.
By the Thursday morning the atmosphere among the D.U.D.S. was more settled. The Procurator-Fiscal’s enquiry (which is held instead of a public inquest in Scotland) was no doubt following its private course, but the students were unaffected by it. Only Martin Warburton remained hysterical, which was hardly surprising after his long ordeal of questioning.
The police were not making any charges against him and, though the investigation was far from complete, the general impression was that they considered the death to have been a ghastly accident. The real knife had been put in one of Pam’s carrier bags with the treated ones by mistake and foul play was apparently not suspected.
On the Thursday afternoon rehearsals restarted in earnest. More than in earnest, in panic. Everyone realised at the same time that a day and a half had been lost and there were still three shows opening on the following Monday. Brian Cassells’ rehearsal schedule was ignored. (Since its originator was still in London he could not argue.) Stella Galpin-Lord commandeered the Masonic Hall for the rest of the day as her right and Michael Vanderzee demanded it for the Friday. Charles began to think he would be lucky to get onstage there for his actual performances. Rehearsal in the house was equally impossible. In the basement Pam and a couple of A.S.M.s were building a wall for Pyramus and Thisbe. Three smelly technicians lay over a greasy lighting plot in the men’s dormitory. The Laird’s flat was locked and silent. In fact Charles was relieved; his mind was too full for serious rehearsal.
Still, as a gesture of good faith, he tucked his script and Hood’s Collected Poems under his arm before he set off into the city. It was a warm afternoon and only five o’clock. There were lots of places to sit and study in Edinburgh—Princes Street Gardens, the Castle, or it might even be worth a stroll down to Arthur’s Seat. He weighed the possibilities, but was not surprised when he went straight into the nearest pub and ordered a large whisky.
He sat hunched at the bar and realised that he could not put off thinking any longer. And the one thought which he had been holding back for nearly two days resolved itself clearly in his mind.
Whatever the police thought, Willy Mariello had been murdered.
Charles could not forget the expression in those brown eyes during the Truth Game, when Willy had spoken of finding out something about someone that he would rather not know. There had been pain in that look, but also there had been fear, even horror. Whatever it was that he had found out it was nasty. Nasty enough for someone to commit murder to keep it quiet.
Charles had tried to express this suspicion to the detective who took his statement, but he knew the man did not take it seriously. Somehow the words had not come out right. ‘It was a moment of such concentration . . . I could see such fear in his eyes . . . It made me feel a sense of danger . . .’ The further he got into it, the more tenuous the idea seemed and the more Charles knew he sounded like an effete actor emoting. In spite of polite assurances about complete investigations, that was obviously what the detective took him for. By the time he got to Charles, he had probably had a bellyful of the ‘vague feelings’ and ‘premonitions’ of self-dramatising students.
And, objectively, it did sound pretty nonsensical. Charles, whose normal thought processes involved reducing everything he did to the absurd and seeing if there was anything left, was surprised that the conviction remained so strong. But it did. It was an instinct he could not deny.
Facing the fact that Willy had been murdered led automatically to the question of what should be done about it. Charles had done his duty as a citizen by voicing his suspicions, and it was quite possible that the police were already way ahead of him, working on investigations of their own. He was no longer involved.
But involvement does not cease like that. It was easy enough for James Milne to say he wanted to forget about it; he had not sat opposite Willy in the Truth Game, he had not been present at the killing.
Charles knew he had to get to the bottom of it. He recalled an earlier occasion when he had come up against crime, in the case of Marius Steen. Then he had been forced into involvement by circumstance; this time he was making a positive decision. He was not driven by any crusading fervour for the cause of justice, but he knew he would not feel at peace until he had found out all the facts.
And the only facts he had were that Willy Mariello had found out something unpleasant about one of the people involved with the Derby University Dramatic Society in Edinburgh. And that he had subsequently been killed by a dagger in the hand of Martin Warburton.
No more facts. Now on to feelings. Charles had a strong feeling that the one person who did not kill Willy was Martin Warburton. Unless he were a lunatic or playing some incredibly devious game of his own, no one would commit a premeditated murder in front of thirty people, under stage lights, with a photographer on hand. And unless Charles’ suspicions about the motive were wrong, the murder was premeditated.
The elimination of Martin still left about forty suspects. Any of the students themselves or of the hangers-on who surrounded the D.U.D.S. could have switched one of the treated knives for a real one, and so stood a reasonable, though not infallible, chance of killing Willy Mariello.
Charles ordered another large whisky. A little mild investigation was called for.
Things could not have worked out better when he returned to Coates Gardens. Pam Northcliffe was in the dining-room alone mixing porridge to roughcast Pyramus and Thisbe’s wall. The cooks of the day were clattering about in the kitchen preparing a dinner whose main ingredient smelled like cabbage.
Pam looked up, red-eyed and guilty when he entered. ‘Hello.’
‘Hi. Feeling better?’
‘Yes.’ Spoken with determination.
‘I was going down to the pub for a drink and looking for someone to join me. Do you fancy it?’
‘What? Me?’
‘Yes.’
‘Well, I . . .’ She wiped a porridgy hand on the back of her jeans, adding another streak to the existing collage. ‘All right.’
A half of lager for Pam and, since he was now thirsty, a pint of ‘heavy’ for Charles. ‘How are the props? Coming together?�
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‘I think so. I’m spending over my budget on them.’
‘D.U.D.S. will find the money.’
‘I hope so.’ She spoke with great care, as if the accumulated tension inside her might break out at the slightest provocation.
Charles knew that discussion of Willy’s death might be exactly that sort of provocation. But it was what he had to investigate. He approached obliquely. ‘Everyone settling down a bit now.’
‘Yes, I suppose so. All too busy to think about it.’
‘That’s a blessing.’
‘Yes.’ Silence. Charles tried to think how he could get her back on to the subject without causing too much pain. But fortunately he did not have to. She seemed anxious to talk it out of her system without prompting. ‘I don’t think I’ll ever get over it. It’s the first time I’ve ever seen someone dead.’
‘It is nasty. But you do forget.’
‘I mean, you see it on films, and on the box and it all . . . well, it doesn’t seem important. But when you actually see . . .’ Her lower lip started to quiver.
‘Don’t talk about it.’
As Charles hoped, she ignored his advice. ‘And the trouble is . . . apart from just the shock and things, I feel responsible. I mean, I was in charge of the props, so I must have got the knives mixed up.’
‘Do you really think you did?’
‘Oh Lord, I just don’t know now. I would have said definitely not. I remember counting them before I put them in my carrier bag. The police asked me all this and, you know, at the end I couldn’t remember what I’d done. You think so much about something, after a time you just don’t know what’s true any more . . .’
‘I know what you mean.
‘And it’s so stupid, because I shouldn’t have done the knives like that anyway. Michael Vanderzee told me what he wanted, and I thought the best thing would be to get real knives with hollow handles and unscrew them and take the blades out. And Michael said that was daft and expensive and I should have improvised and . . .’ Her voice wavered with the remembered rebuke. ‘It’s the first time I’ve done props. And I got it all wrong. If I hadn’t done the knives that way, Willy would still be alive.’