I had come to the inevitable fork in the road at which I should perhaps have taken the path of least resistance. I should have admitted that the army wasn’t for me, and that I was never cut out to be a soldier. But this rejection got my hackles up. I dug my heels in and refused to admit defeat. If the army wouldn’t take me as an officer, then I would show them anyway. I would join the ranks of the hardest, toughest, most elite unit open to me: the Parachute Regiment.
Of course, my parents were disappointed that I hadn’t made Sandhurst. They advised me to give it up as a bad job. ‘And do what?’ was a question they couldn’t answer. I took a temporary job as a labourer on a vast arable farm belonging to my girlfriend’s family. During the mornings I picked daffodil bulbs. I shuffled after the harrow with the other labourers, scooping the golden bulbs into a basket until my back ached. In the long afternoons there would be hay-making. We collected the great bales with pitch-forks and built them up into a vast monolith on the back of a wagon. At weekends she chose a mount for me from the eleven horses in her stable, and we cantered for miles through the wheat-field stubble. Evenings found me in the local pub, the Bull, listening to tales of wagons and horses and sipping my first pints of bitter with the old hands. I remember how they sat on the wooden plank-benches, transfixed by the last piercing beams of sunlight. Their carven granite faces under their flat caps seemed a thousand years old.
The army schools liaison officer was a retired colonel. He visited me one afternoon to tell me that if I wanted to join the ranks, there was a special arrangement called an ‘S-type’ engagement. ‘You serve as a potential officer until you feel it’s time to have another bash at RCB,’ he told me. I agreed, but only on the condition that I could serve in the Parachute Regiment. ‘The Paras is very demanding,’ the colonel said. ‘They accept only one in four applicants. You’ll have to take your chances with no special treatment. If you fail the Paras’ selection course, it would end your chances of becoming an officer.’ He suggested the Royal Green Jackets instead. ‘It’s very fashionable now,’ he said. ‘They have a special potential officers’ wing, in which you’d be specially prepared for RCB. In the Paras you’d be just another recruit.’
‘That suits me,’ I told him.
He said he would make inquiries and returned a week later. ‘It’s fixed up,’ he told me. ‘You can bypass the Other Ranks Selection Centre. You can swear the loyal oath and leave for Aldershot.’
The regimental sergeant-major was wearing his best parade uniform. He was a chunky Royal Signals man, evidently pleased with his sinecure job in the Army Careers Office.
‘Are you sure you want to join the Paras?’ he asked me dubiously.
‘Yes,’ I said.
‘I want to be sure,’ he said, ‘because I don’t want you coming back here in a month and complaining it’s too tough.’
‘I won’t be back,’ I said.
‘Do your parents agree with you?’ he asked me.
‘Yes, they do,’ I lied.
He wrote ‘Parachute Regiment’ on the form, and I signed on the bottom line. Then I held my hand up and swore an oath to protect the Queen and all her ministers. I had my doubts about the ministers. The RSM presented me with a cheap little Bible with my name and the date inscribed inside. ‘Good luck,’ he said. ‘Let us know how you get on!’ I dashed for the bus and arrived home in time for dinner. ‘I’ve joined the army!’ I announced. My parents were furious, but there was nothing they could do. I was over eighteen and I had signed upon the dotted line.
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