Also by Leah Marie Brown
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LEAH MARIE BROWN
Badly Done.
Emma Lee
LYRICAL PRESS
Kensington Publishing Corp.
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Table of Contents
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Title Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
Epigraph
Prologue
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty
Chapter Twenty-one
Chapter Twenty-two
Chapter Twenty-three
Chapter Twenty-four
Chapter Twenty-five
Chapter Twenty-six
Chapter Twenty-seven
Chapter Twenty-eight
Chapter Twenty-nine
Chapter Thirty
Chapter Thirty-one
Chapter Thirty-two
Chapter Thirty-three
Chapter Thirty-four
Epilogue
Teaser chapter
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To the Emma Lees of the world—the hopeless romantics who believe in meet-cutes, soul mates, and silly love songs, the intrepid who dare to venture beyond their comfort zones in search of happily ever after.
And to my agent, Ethan Ellenberg, and my editor, Esi Sogah. Thank you for helping me achieve my happily ever after.
“Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done
by sensible people in an impudent way.”
—Jane Austen, Emma
Prologue
Emma Lee Maxwell, beautiful, clever, and amiable, with an overly indulgent father and a prodigiously large circle of friends, seemed to unite some of the best blessings of existence and had lived nearly twenty-three years in the world with very little to distress or vex her.
On the day Emma Lee was born, the angels gathered in heaven to witness the hallowed event. All births are hallowed events, but Emma Lee’s was perhaps more hallowed than most. For, on the day Emma Lee took her first breath, her mother took her last.
And so, the celestial gathering decided to bestow upon the tiny orphan a bounty of divine gifts, including beauty, amiability, joy, and intelligence. They created a most magnificent and congenial child.
The little orphan, our most unexpected heroine, grew to be a beautiful, clever young woman with a doting father, indulgent sisters, and a life free of any real expectation. As a result, Emma Lee’s slender shoulders formed unblemished by the burden of expectation.
Indeed, Emma Lee knew the unadulterated joy of leading the fun, fanciful, feckless life of the truly blessed. Idle days filled with sunshine and shopping. And at night, when she rested her golden head on her satin pillow, neither care nor want threatened her peaceful slumber.
Alas, dear reader, do not operate under the misapprehension that our heroine is a wholly divine manifestation tumbled to earth, for Emma Lee Maxwell has, like all mortal creatures, a unique combination of vexatious flaws.
Emma Lee, precious, golden-haired Emma Lee, possesses the singularly challenging traits of the youngest child: manipulativeness, selfishness, attention-seeking, immaturity, and an overweening desire to please others, particularly those fortunate enough to orbit around her celestial body. Emma Lee, with her angelic countenance and form, suffers the worst of afflictions: vanity.
Vanity working on a willfully pampered girl, produces every sort of mischief, to (mis)quote a sensible nineteenth-century English novelist. And this is where our story well and truly begins, dear reader, when vanity run amok propelled our heroine on a crash course with her destiny . . .
Chapter One
Emma Lee Maxwell’s Facebook Update:
Did you know Seal proposed to Heidi Klum (Queen)
in an igloo he had built in a remote part of the
Canadian Rockies? Epic, right?
It’s official: I am a crap best friend. Not just moderately crappy, but fantastically crappy. Yep. That’s me. Emma Lee Maxwell, Charlestonian by birth, Clemson grad, unemployed, aspiring matchmaker, craptastic best friend.
I am stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on Meeting Street and my best friend’s engagement party starts in ten minutes and I am supposed to be giving the opening toast.
“Pardon me”—I say, leaning forward and tapping the taxi driver’s shoulder—“are you fixing to hang a left on Charlotte Street?”
He squints into the rearview mirror, fixing me with a weary, yellow-eyed gaze.
“You going to the Gadsden House, right?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Meeting to Calhoun to Bay Street.”
“Would you mind taking Charlotte to Alexander to Calhoun instead?” I hold his gaze and smile a big, toothy smile, the same smile that won me a place on Clemson’s All Girl Cheerleading Team. “I’m due at my best friend’s engagement party in nine minutes and I can’t be late. I just can’t.”
His gaze softens.
“I gotchu, girl. Trust in old Charles.”
“Thank you, Mr. Charles,” I say. “I sure do—”
The car behind us beeps its horn and old Charles takes off like a pony at a polo match. We are flying down Meeting Street, whizzing past John Street, Charlotte Street, Henrietta Street . . . and then the car in front of us comes to a sudden, violent stop, crashing into a truck. Old Charles hits the brakes with surprisingly quick reflexes and we lurch to a stop.
The box on the seat beside me—a gift-wrapped silver picture frame I found at George C. Birlant antiques—falls to the ground with a sickening thud. I pick up the box, tears pricking the corners of my eyes when I hear the rattle of broken glass, and check the analog clock on the dashboard.
Eight minutes.
Lexi is counting on me. I can’t let her down.
Traffic has stopped moving in both directions. I lean forward in my seat and look down Calhoun. Traffic isn’t moving on Calhoun either.
“I am sorry, gi
rlie,” Charles says, frowning. “There are more cars than palmetto bugs at a picnic.”
“The Gadsden House is only a ten-minute walk from here. If I run, I might-could make it. What do you think, Mr. Charles?”
“What do I think? I think you should go.”
I reach into my purse, pull out the full taxi fare and tip, and hand it to old Charles. Then, I grab my purse and my gift box. I climb out of the car and start walking briskly toward Calhoun.
Mr. Charles beeps his horn and I look back.
“Run, girlie. Run like a scalded haint!”
For a moment, I wonder what Miss Belle would say if she could see me running through downtown Charleston like an ill-bred chicken with her head cut off. Miss Belle Watling taught comportment and etiquette at Rutledge Hall, the private all-girls academy I attended for the first seventeen years of my life. Poor Miss Belle passed when I was at Clemson. She was having lunch at The Grill, excused herself, and was discovered a quarter of an hour later, dead on the lavatory, her orthopedic hose around her ankles. A most undignified ending for a stickler for Southern morals and manners, even if she did expire wearing her polka-dot-lined picture hat and double strand pearls.
I best stop thinking about what Miss Belle would do if she saw me hightailing it in heels and start thinking about what Miss Lexi will do if I am a no-show at her engagement party. After all, I introduced my best friend to her fiancé, Cash William Aiken III. It was my first official foray into the highly pleasing world of matchmaking. Just thinking about my success sends a double-espresso-strength shot of adrenaline surging through my veins, and I start running down Calhoun Street, past the old Episcopal church and the Charleston County Public Library.
I clutch my purse and Lexi’s gift and run like I’m a scalded haint—whatever that is—until I reach the Saffron Bakery, where the scent of buttery Florentine cookies hangs heavy in the humid evening air. By the light of a flickering gas lantern, I tuck my hair behind my ear and dab the dew from my brow; according to Miss Belle, Southern ladies never perspire. We glisten with dew.
My iPhone was vibrating all the way down Calhoun, so I pull it out of my purse to quickly check my texts.
Text from Madison Van Doren:
Cash’s brother is hot—in a Southern Charm meets Duck Dynasty kind of way. Will you introduce me? Do you think he would consider shaving the sideburns and putting on a pair of socks? Where are you, btw? You’re late.
Text from Roberta Hearst:
Procreation is highly overrated. Fatigue, nausea, constipation, hairy nipples (WTH?). Give Lexi my love and tell her I would rather be at her engagement party than stuck at home on bed rest. Text me all the deets. I want to know everything.
After typing my responses, I walk the short distance from the bakery to the Gadsden House, a magnificent eighteenth-century carriage house with a brick façade and wide, inviting side porches. It was the perfect setting for an engagement party, which is why I’d suggested it when Lexi’s momma phoned asking for my help. Lexi and her people are from Virginia, but Cash is Charleston born and bred.
Ravenel. Calhoun. Middleton. Aiken. Maxwell. Pinckney. Ashley. Barton. Some names have cachet in Charleston, and Aiken is one of them. I know what you must be thinking: You best pray for good weather, Emma Lee Maxwell, because you’ve got your nose so high in the air you would drown in a rainstorm.
I swear on my Kappa Kappa Gamma key I didn’t mean that in a highfalutin, snobby way. It’s not about strutting around town thinking your sh*t tastes like sherbet. It’s about having roots that go deep into Charleston’s sandy soil. It’s about the pride that comes from flipping through the pages of Colonial South Carolina: A History and seeing your ancestor listed as a founding father, someone who helped shape your hometown in a significant, lasting way.
I get the same warm-all-over, puffed-up-with-pride feeling when I imagine myself ten years from now, a successful matchmaker, with stacks of leather-bound albums bulging with photographs of perfectly matched couples. Couples I brought together—same as I brought Lexi and Cash together.
Some might argue that being a matchmaker isn’t as important as helping to write the Constitution of South Carolina, but I strenuously disagree. No disrespect to my nine-times great-granddaddy, Benjamin Josiah Maxwell, but connecting soul mates is as significant an accomplishment as drafting a state’s governing document. Love Matters. Maybe if the world spent more time focusing on the heart and less time focusing on the hate, we wouldn’t be in this school shootings/terrorist attacks/gender divide /racial divide/North Korean Missile Scare meltdown. All’s I’m Sayin’. Hashtag that.
I walk through the open wrought-iron gates into the courtyard, lit by strands of fairy lights strung overhead and crowded with guests already clutching glasses of champagne. Round tables covered with crisp white linen tablecloths and decorated with bouquets of ivory patience garden roses, white peonies, and white hydrangea in mercury glass containers have been arranged beneath the oak trees. A string quartet is playing Debussy’s “Clair de Lune” from their perch on the upper porch, the soft, sweet notes falling gently like morning rain, mixing with the tinkling laughter and clinking glasses.
I deposit my present on the gifts table and pause to take it all in—the candles glowing in hurricane lanterns, the cicadas chirping in the trees, the scent of magnolias perfuming the air—and my heart aches with the sublime perfection of this moment. It literally aches, y’all. Tears flood my eyes. If I don’t get a handle on my emotions, I am going to be doing one of those ugly, mascara-running, just-watched-a-Hallmark-Christmas-movie cries.
Cash and Lexi suddenly appear on the white-painted porch and I just about die. Die! My best friend is wearing an ivory fit-and-flare cocktail gown with a sweetheart neckline. The dress is perfection in lace. Per-fec-shun! I’m serious, y’all. It looks like something Reese Witherspoon—Hail, Queen—would wear in a rom-com about a warmhearted big-city girl who finds love with a wisecracking, small-town boy.
Lexi notices me staring at her and squeals the way best friends do when they haven’t seen each other for years—or several hours. She presses a kiss to Cash’s cheek and walks across the porch, her heels tapping an excited staccato on the wood floor. We meet at the bottom of the stairs and throw our arms around each other. A thick lump forms in my throat, my eyes fill with tears, and I wonder if this is how thousands of mommas feel each September when they drop their children off for their first day of school. Joy and loss commingling until you don’t know whether to laugh or cry. I give her an extra squeeze, blink back my tears, and let her go.
“You look amazing.” I reach for the chiffon overskirt of her gown. “Is this lace or embroidery?”
“Appliqué,” she says, beaming. “It’s a Miiko Sashiko. Can you believe it took three petites mains over two hundred and fifty hours to apply the flowers? Can you imagine being stuck in an atelier for that long, sewing a thousand fabric cherry blossoms?”
“Stuck in Miiko Sashiko’s atelier? To dream.”
Miiko Sashiko won Project Runway four years ago. Since then, she has become the golden child of couture, launching her own label and a line of bespoke leather handbags. She even designed the ethereal gown Hailee Steinfeld wore in her “LoveStruck” music video.
Lexi looks over at Cash.
“You don’t think it makes me look like a Disney Princess?”
“What’s wrong with looking like a Disney Princess?”
Lexi nibbles on her bottom lip and looks down at her feet.
“Lex?”
“Cash said I look like I should be sitting on a parade float, waving at the people on Main Street U.S.A.”
“Is that a bad thing?” I scrunch my nose and look at her through narrowed eyes. “Who wouldn’t want to be compared to a Disney Princess?”
Lexi laughs.
“Right?”
“Who would you be? If you could be a Disney Princess, which princess would you want to be?” Lexi opens her mouth to speak. “Wait!” I cry, holding up m
y hand. “Let’s answer at the same time. Okay?”
“Okay.” She laughs.
“On three?”
She nods.
“One . . . two . . . three.”
“Rapunzel!”
Of course. Princess Rapunzel is spirited, social, and loyal. She fills her time with art and music and friends—and she has magical blond hair that’s always snatch.
We laugh and hug again.
“We both know there’s only one reason you chose Rapunzel,” I say, pulling a face. “Flynn Rider.”
Lexi sighs and looks at me through dreamy, lovesick eyes.
“It’s true. Flynn is boyfriend goals.”
“Alexandria Armistead, you can’t have boyfriend goals. You have a fiancé now.”
“Fine,” she says, laughing. “The animated hottie is yours.”
“Animated hotties are the best,” I say. “They’re heroic and dependable, and they never break your heart. Put that on a T-shirt.”
“That’s so sad,” Lexi says, drawing the last word out. “Don’t be sad, Emma Lee. You’re going to meet your live-action hottie soon. I just know it. Ooo! Maybe over in England.”
“I am not going to England to meet a man, Lex.”
“What if he has Kit Harington’s hair, Tom Hardy’s voice, and Daniel Craig’s Bond bod?”
Kristen Carmichael, Savannah Warren, and Madison Van Doren, three of our Kappa Kappa Gamma sisters, join us, and more squealing and hugging ensues.
“Did someone say Daniel Craig?” Kristen asks.
Kristen is working to get her doctorate in Sports Psychology. She’s athletic, competitive, a total guys-girl, with a dirty sense of humor and Jennifer Lawrence’s beauty.
“I was saying to Ems she might meet her dream man in England. A guy with Kit Harington’s hair, Tom Hardy’s voice, and Daniel Craig’s body, circa Casino Royale.”
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