by Vanessa Vale
Montana Mine
A Small Town Romance - Book 5
Vanessa Vale
Montana Mine
Copyright © 2018 by Vanessa Vale
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are the products of the author's imagination and used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, businesses, companies, events or locales is entirely coincidental.
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Contents
Prologue
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Note From Vanessa
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Prologue
I was usually very rational, very sane. Growing up with a crazy aunt, I hadn't had much choice. When my Halloween costume in Kindergarten was a perfect replica of a stapler and not a fairy princess, my five-year-old brain had known something was fishy. When I found two hard boiled eggs floating in water dyed yellow in a second-hand pickle jar for lunch in fourth grade, it had been time to make my own lunch. Then there was the middle school dance, when she'd gone not just as chaperone but as the principal's date, and they were caught together in a very compromising position in the janitor's closet. Needless to say, the man had relocated to Florida, and I knew I needed to get out of town. I couldn't compete with Aunt Velma.
To say that my aunt was famous in town—perhaps infamous was a better word—was an understatement. Being known as 'Velma Dinkweiler's niece', not Daphne Lane, spoke volumes about our two personalities. That was why one day in July, I lost it. Completely and totally lost it. Maybe the fruit didn't fall as far from the tree as people had thought. Maybe my parents left me on Aunt Velma's doorstep because they knew I would turn out as crazy as she was. Maybe I was just a late bloomer and had to grow into my craziness. Whatever the reason, looking back, crazy might not be so bad after all.
Chapter 1
"Ma'am, I'm Detective McCade. I need to see your license and registration."
Detective McCade? Make that Detective McHottie. Yeah, it wasn't his name, but it fit and so did his jeans and black t-shirt. He was tall, tall enough where I could only see a very specific portion of his body from my vantage point—a very nice portion of a pair of well-worn jeans molded in all the right places. I shouldn't get a hot flash at this point in my life, but yup, this guy was working for me. I licked my lips.
He had to bend at the waist, a forearm resting on the roof of my car, to look at me through the open window. His hair was cut short, but I could see how it would curl if it grew out a bit. His jaw was square and clean shaven, his nose had a slight crook in it, which could mean he had a little bit of fight beneath the law enforcement. His eyes were shielded by mirrored sunglasses, so I dreamed that he had blue eyes. A little Black Irish to go with his Scot name. A service pistol was clipped to his belt along with a badge which made the whole snug jeans thing even hotter. He pretty much looked like a GI Joe action figure minus the army fatigues.
"Hey, you're Silky Tangles." He grinned, and it was his turn to lick his lips.
I frowned. "Excuse me?"
"Silky Tangles, the um...film star."
I handed over my license. "Yeah, um...no. No Silky Tangles here, unless you're referring to my hair which sometimes does get tangled, the curls and all. Silky? I guess that's a compliment, right?"
He looked at my ID. "Daphne Lane," he read. "Not very catchy. I guess you do need a better name than that for your line of work."
"Hey!" I felt slightly insulted, but I was too confused to know how to retort. Who the heck was Silky Tangles? "Look, how do I know you're a real police officer? You don't really act like one with the tangled hair comment and all."
He had a Kojak light on the dash of his SUV, not a police cruiser, but I was law-abiding enough to know when to pull over. Perhaps not law-abiding enough to keep to the speed limit. Sometimes a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. And I had to catch my flight.
"Ma'am?" he asked, his eyebrows going up above his sunglasses.
"I've seen on Dateline where women are taken and cut up into little pieces by a man who pretends to be a police officer." I wouldn't mind being taken by McHottie, skipping the cutting up part.
"Ma'am, it's ten o'clock on a Tuesday in Montana. Not four in the morning in downtown Detroit. I pulled you over because you were going ninety in a forty-five."
He did have a point. I had been going fast. I leaned across the center console to reach the glove box for the registration. "Look, Officer—"
"Detective," he countered.
"Detective," I repeated, blowing hair out of my eyes. "I'm trying to make a flight. I've got an hour until it takes off." I turned back to face him, held out the paper for him to take. He lifted his chin a few inches. Had he been checking out my ass?
"Where are you headed?" His t-shirt afforded me a very nice view of tanned forearms with corded muscles sprinkled with dark hair. No wedding ring. A thirty-year-old woman noticed these types of things even when the man was keeping her from her next assignment. It wasn't like I planned to linger and have his babies. Men were the antichrist at the moment, even hot ones, but that didn't mean I didn't take a moment to ogle.
"Thailand."
He shook his head as he looked at my license photo, then at me. It was not the best picture—whose was? I'd had a moment of inspiration and cut my bangs, but seeing the photo at the DMV only confirmed I'd made a serious error in judgment. My brown hair was too curly for bangs and I could only imagine what McHottie thought.
"Look, Miss Lane, I've heard a lot of excuses for speeding, but Thailand? You couldn't come up with something better than that? Besides, I thought films like yours were now done in the valley."
"The valley? Gallatin Valley?" Bozeman was situated in a flat, open plain between three sets of mountain ranges, also known as the Gallatin Valley. What was he talking about? I narrowed my eyes. He doubted me? "Oh. You don't think I'm going to Thailand? What should I have said instead?"
"Going into labor is used frequently." His gaze raked over my body with that revelation. "Yeah, that one won't work for you. You need to keep your body in tip-top shape." He waggled his eyebrows and actually grinned. Of course, he had a dimple.
I didn't know if I should be flattered, annoyed or grossed out. "I don't have time for this," I snapped. I could feel my anger building. Patience had never been one of my strong suits, perhaps stifled from dealing with Aunt Velma all my life. One would think I'd become more patient because of her antics, but no. Definitely not. I didn't have a patient bone in my body. That's why I was a travel journalist and didn't have to wait for anyone. Except for Officer, no, Detective McHottie, to hand me my ticket so I could speed even more to get to the airport in time. "I really am going to Thailand, although if I miss my flight, I won't even make it as far as Salt Lake and will miss the Ubon Ratchathani Candle Fest
ival. Can you please give me my ticket so I can be on my way?"
"Wait here." He stood up and looking at my side mirror I watched him head back to his car. Yeah, the pants fit him just fine. I drummed my fingers on the steering wheel, the impatience building with every second. I'd only returned to Bozeman for Aunt Velma's birthday as I'd had a week off between assignments. Montana wasn't on the way to anything, so the flight choices to Thailand were limited. As it was, I had to go to Salt Lake City, then Chicago, then Narita, Japan, to connect to Bangkok. It would take over twenty-four hours to get there and missing one flight would mean I missed them all. And I'd lose my assignment. If I lost the story, I didn't get paid. I was freelance, which meant the next job wasn't guaranteed. Since Roger turned out to be a little shit and decided to shack up with someone else, someone who liked Shalimar perfume and red patent fuck-me heels, I needed the cash to find a new place to live. At least, a new place to crash. Travel journalism didn't allow for Home Sweet Home.
I watched the clock on my dash. Fiddled with the radio. Dug out twelve cents between the seat and the center console. Five, ten minutes and the man just sat in his car. He was looking down, but he could have been doing anything from writing up my ticket to playing a game of Solitaire on his cell phone. Come on!
When I had twenty minutes left to get on the flight before they gave my seat away, I'd had enough. I climbed from my old VW Rabbit to tell the man to get a move on. As I approached, he glanced up from his seat, opened his car door and stepped out. He was a few inches over six feet and must have eaten his Wheaties for breakfast to turn out like he did.
"I'm not exactly sure what you're doing in there, but it can't take that long to write a ticket." I just shook my head in disappointment. My friend Violet was a first-grade teacher and I'd seen her use the look before. It worked on six-year olds and adults alike.
Not this guy. I could tell from his stance and how he had one hand on top of the gun at his hip while holding some weird black thing in his other that I may have done the wrong thing. "Ma'am, you need to get back in your car."
I held up my hands in the 'don't shoot' position. "Just give me my ticket and I'll go."
"Ma'am, you need to get back in your car now or I'm going to have to cuff you. You know what it's like, from your third film, Cuffed and Stuffed."
My hands dropped, so did my mouth. "Are you kidding me?" Cuffed and Stuffed? It sounded like a porno. What was wrong with this guy? "You're going to cuff me? If you hadn't taken so long, I wouldn't be standing here right now. I need to get on that plane. It's not like I tried to talk my way out of the ticket. I've even asked for it."
I could see one eyebrow raise. "Thailand? Seriously? You're dressed for yoga class and let me tell you, all that stretching pays off on screen." He may have winked, but the glasses hid it well.
I think my head exploded then because his eyes widened—I could tell even through the mirrored glasses—and he took a half step back. His hand clenched around the butt of the gun.
"Do you know what it's like to come back here? Do you have any idea what I've been through this week? What will happen if I miss that flight? And you're standing here discussing my flexibility?"
"Ma'am, I need you to turn around and place your hands on the roof of your car." He stepped closer. I stepped back. "A police cruiser will be here in a few minutes to give you your ticket."
"A few minutes?" I started waving my arms around as I spoke. "No. I'm going to Thailand. I need to go to Thailand. I can't spend another night as a designated driver for a bunch of senior citizens. I can't fill in again for league bowling just to get my ass pinched by Frank Zajik. And if I have to spend another night listening to a borderline geriatric couple getting it on when I'm in the Sahara Desert of a sex life, I might do something crazy. Give me my stupid ticket."
I might have seen his lip twitch in amusement, or it could have been a nervous tick.
"Sahara Desert? Yeah, right. I thought you said Thailand. Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
I screeched so loudly birds flew off out of the field beside the road. The last thing I remember about Detective McHottie before the world went black was that he had a little scar in his left eyebrow.
Chapter 2
"Daphne." I heard my name through a fog, my brain not able to make any of my body parts work. Including my eyes. "Really, Carl, a stun gun?" It sounded like Aunt Velma, but everything was confusing. Why couldn't I wiggle my toes?
"McCade says she went crazy and punched him."
Ah, I could feel my fingertips.
"That doesn't sound like Daphne," Aunt Velma replied.
My whole body jerked all at once, as if my brain and my muscles finally decided to become friends again.
"There, she's coming to now. We can get her side of the story," the man offered.
I was able to control my eyes, which might not have been a good thing, because the first thing I saw was Aunt Velma's generous cleavage. She knelt beside where I was lying and sighed in relief, her bosom heaving as she did so. She was sixty-five, had hair dyed fire engine red and wore makeup in a way only a Mary Kay consultant or a Texas housewife could pull off successfully. Her shirt was also fire engine red with a plunging V neckline, leaving little to the imagination. Behind her, the walls were cinderblock and painted white. Fluorescent bulbs cast a harsh white light.
Sitting up carefully, I pushed my hair back from my face and realized where I was. Jail. The little metal toilet built into the wall was the giveaway. The concrete bed—if that was the word for it—was very hard and very cold beneath me. The smell of institutional strength cleaning products and something else I didn't even want to consider was strong in the small room. Rubbing my face, I tried to get my brain synapses working again. "What happened?" I muttered, wiping a copious amount of drool off my chin.
"Stun gun," Aunt Velma muttered. She rose from her crouch on the floor and stood tall in front of me. My aunt had been described in many ways including big-boned and an Amazon, or a big-boned Amazon. Both were valid, but to me she looked more like the retired roller derby queen that she was. She epitomized the big hair, tight spandex with no bra combination, and no holds barred behavior. She hadn't changed much from the picture of her on the fireplace mantel from her lengthy stint with the Fargo Roller Dolls from 1979, except now gravity had set in, and she'd discovered the alluring properties of a wonder bra.
No one messed with Aunt Velma. She'd been allowed to be crazy for decades and no one questioned. I go insane for five minutes and I get stun gunned and tossed in jail.
"I'm sorry about this, Daphne, but JT did say you were off your rocker."
Now that the cobwebs cleared, I knew the man standing next to Aunt Velma. Fortunately, he was wearing more clothes than just the plaid boxers I'd seen him wearing this very morning in the kitchen. Carl Dobbs was police captain and in charge of the detective squad, the one that included stun-first-ask-questions-later McCade. He was also the current man du jour of Aunt Velma's, and I knew more about Carl than I ever wanted. I could personally confirm that he was not a premature ejaculator and he had the sexual endurance of a college kid in Florida on spring break. Lucky Aunt Velma. Thailand wasn't far enough to escape the horrors I'd listened to from the dynamic duo the night before.
"Off my rocker? Is that what he said?" How dare the man! No matter how hot he was. Off my rocker. I'd show that man off my rocker. I realized I was grumbling it aloud instead of just in my mind.
Carl looked a little apprehensive. "You...you did punch him in the face."
I punched—oh yeah, it was coming back to me now.
"Who taught you to hit like that?" Aunt Velma didn't even try to hide the pleased gleam in her eye.
"You did. Summer after tenth grade, right after Ryan Grasselmeyer got a little too frisky at the movies." She'd spent the entire Sunday morning, instead of going to church like a normal family, giving me pointers on how to make a fist and where to strike on the face.
Aunt Velma nodded, her gold ho
op earrings swinging with the motion. "Right. I heard he weighs over two hundred fifty pounds now and sells used cars up in Great Falls."
"Ninety in a forty-five, Daphne, that's a little over the top, don't you think?" Carl asked, his whiskers making a rasping sound as he ran his hand over his chin.
If he'd had to listen to someone else making sounds like he and Aunt Velma had, he'd be fleeing town as quickly as possible, too.
"I overslept and was running late for my flight." I turned my gaze to Aunt Velma. "Someone kept me up half the night."
She had the gall to smile and give a furtive and flirtatious glance at Carl. "Yeah, someone kept me up half the night, too."
The man's cheeks reddened like Santa Claus'.
I groaned and stood, both Velma and Carl stepping back out of my way. "Can I get out of here now?"
Velma looked me over critically. "At least you didn't pee yourself. I've heard that's a side effect from being stunned."
I glanced down my body. Long sleeved dark blue t-shirt with Minnesota across the front, black yoga pants, old sneakers with a gray cardigan wrapped around my waist. My hair was no longer in a ponytail and was wild about my head. Other than having my brain sizzled, I didn't seem worse for wear. And I hadn't become incontinent before Aunt Velma.
"The speeding and the stun gun sort of voided each other out, so you're free to go," Carl answered. He held out his hand toward the open jail cell door and led me down the labyrinth of corridors to the lobby.
I'd missed my flight, I didn't know where my little car was, nor what I was going to do to replace the Thailand assignment. What I did know was that I was stuck in Montana with Aunt Velma until I could figure it out. I had nowhere else to go. When I'd finished my last assignment in Kiev, I'd flown back to LA for the short break until it was time to go to Thailand. On arrival, I'd found out that Roger, my boyfriend—if that was what you called a guy you hadn't seen in three months—had taken up with another woman. The term boyfriend was a very lax description of him since we barely saw each other. He was a consultant doing some kind of computer security thing and he was a road warrior, too. Our schedules never meshed. Fortunately, they hadn't meshed last week when I'd landed and found the evidence of the new cohabitation arrangement. I certainly didn't wear six-inch stilettos. So I flew to Bozeman and to Aunt Velma's, the only place I had to go. Fortunately, it coincided with her birthday, so there weren't any questions about my surprise appearance.