Confessions of a Triple Shot Betty

by Jody Gehrman

  2. On the Fourth of July, I got to eat hunks of dead meat with a bunch of fossils instead of camping in Santa Cruz with my dad.

  3. On my first real date, I was plagued with a zit the size of Mount Kilimanjaro.

  Still, the summer had its moments. 1. Hero and Amber finally became friends, and we did get to paint our toenails together.

  2. We started a grass roots neo-feminist movement with the potential to drastically affect gender politics (not sure what that means, but if Bronwyn says so, it’s probably true, right?).

  3. I got tricked into falling for the hottest guy in Sonoma, and somehow he fell for me too.