Love Is Nuts (3 Tales)

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by Riser, Mimi


  Wow, was that cute, or what?

  Slo’s breath snagged on the intake. He felt a suspicious warm flutter deep down inside – deep and low – very unexpected, but not exactly unwelcome. Maybe some wolfish devil had possessed him, the hungry spirit of a Don Juan or Casanova – or maybe it was just the surprisingly enticing sight of her standing there all sweet and quivery like a freshly steamed plum pudding waiting for the hard sauce – but he had an incorrigible urge to move closer and touch her. Young and innocent suddenly seemed kind of…well, interesting.

  “Um, no, I haven’t had that pleasure yet,” he answered Sam. With a provocative, predatory stride, he advanced on the quarry.

  “Slo Larkin, this is Roxanne Sinclair. Roxy, meet Slo,” Sam said with a merciless grin at them both.

  Slo never saw the grin. He was too busy giving one of his own to Roxanne – one of his best, the grin that curled toes, melted underwear, and flattened feminine resistance like a steamroller.

  “Always nice to see a new face in town. Especially a face as nice as yours.” He offered her his hand.

  She refused to take it.

  Undaunted, Slo took her hand instead.

  Then dropped it. Quickly.

  Whoa, she was trembling. And hot – you could fry eggs on her. Either the poor kid had a bad case of malaria, or he had carried his little tease a little too far. She wasn’t just nervous, she was terrified. Of him. Great, just great. Boy, was he ever proud of himself. This was why he didn’t mess with virgins.

  “Roxy’s minding the shop while Jil’s away. Did you hear Jil got married?… Yeah, and Evangeline Allen, too. That was something, wasn’t it?… Husband’s name is Harper Rourke…” Sam’s voice droned on and on, making small talk, filling the air of the shop – air that pulsed with undercurrents of electrical tension.

  Slo listened no closer than politeness required, answered the questions with as few words as possible. He was far more aware of the one who was not speaking – the blue-eyed baby doll who stood backed against the old-fashioned counter. Her gaze kept darting to his, then away, as though the mere sight of him scorched her. She was quivering and sizzling like a lit fuse.

  What a waste, all that energy squandered on stress.

  There was dynamite in that baby doll. Someone someday was going to have one hell of a hot time lighting it. Some lucky guy was going to get himself an armful of fiery delight.

  Too bad that guy couldn’t be him.

  Enough, Larkin! You’ve come, you’ve seen, you’ve conquered. Now quit playing Big Bad Wolf. Leave Little Red Riding Hood alone and go bother Grandma.

  “Well, um, I guess I’d better be gettin’ back to the house.” Slo turned toward the exit.

  Sam stopped him. “So soon? You just got here, man.”

  “Yeah, sorry. I wasn’t planning on staying. Gran’s got dinner waiting.” Smashed green tomatoes, with cantaloupe pulp for dessert – Slo could hardly wait. “I just thought I’d drop by for a minute to say hi and, um, meet your cousin.” He gave Roxanne an apologetic nod. “Newcomers are kind of an attraction in this town, in case you hadn’t noticed yet.”

  But then you’d be an attraction anywhere, wouldn’t you, baby?

  Slo knew he hadn’t spoken the thought aloud – but to see Roxanne, you might almost have guessed he had. Flushed and flustered, she turned her back on him, snatched up a rag, and began frantically dusting the counter, working her way down its length, wiping and polishing with a vengeance.

  Damn, but it was cute how easily she blushed. There was something irresistible about this kid, something naive and seductive in the same breath. Sweet heat. A dangerous temptation. He was starting to imagine other things he could do to make her blush. Sultry, steamy, intimate things…

  With effort, Slo shoved the lewd images out of his head. Roxanne had just reached the counter’s end, which sat opposite the door to the studio, and would probably be bolting through that open door any moment now. And he had better take himself and his evil mind out the other door before he disgraced himself. This little girl was getting to him – and she was too damn young. Too shy, too sensitive, too—

  He stiffened and stared as his gaze fell through the doorway behind her and landed on a large canvas propped against two easels in the center of the studio. An incredible painting of an incredible figure.

  Help me, Lord…

  She was gut-gripping glorious, that’s what she was!

  His pulse pounded, his stomach did a back flip, his jeans suddenly shrank. Out the corner of his eye, he saw Roxanne snap upright and drop her dust cloth, but he had more immediate concerns. Blood was morphing into molten lava. Something volcanic was about to erupt. Him. He could swear he smelled smoke. Mumbling a hasty, haphazard goodbye, he turned and beat a rocky retreat out the street door and down the sidewalk.

  A flurry of wild stamping sounded from the shop behind him, but he didn’t dare turn around to investigate. Maybe Sam had taken up flamenco dancing. Why not? It seemed like something Sam might do.

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  Sam was dancing, in fact. But more along the lines of an energetic soft-shoe, or perhaps some Irish clogging. Sam was doing it to extinguish the genuine fire that erupted seconds before Slo made his escape. Roxanne’s dust cloth had burst into flames the instant it hit the floor.

  Singing “There’ll Be a Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight,” Sam crossed the shop, maneuvered Roxanne aside, and executed a neat shuffle-step as he stomped out the blaze in rhythm to the old tune.

  He flashed his shaky cousin an upbeat grin. “All things considered, I think that little meet-and-greet went pretty well. How about you?”

  “I think that man better stay far away from me,” she said on a ragged breath. “He’d better keep his distance or this whole town could go up in smoke!”

  Sam heaved a longsuffering sigh and put a comforting arm around her shoulders. “Roxy, that is the wrong attitude. Slo lives in Houston, and he likes it there. He hates Star and never sticks around for long, but while he’s here, he’s your neighbor. You need to view this as a learning experience, because you’re not going to be able to avoid him.”

  “Yes, I can. I’ll go out to the ranch until he’s gone. I’ll stay with Harper and Evangeline.”

  “I’m sure they’d love to have you, but it won’t solve anything. Slo always visits Evangeline when he’s home. She’s one of the few people in the area he actually enjoys talking to.”

  “Then I…I’ll…”

  “You will stay here and face this.” Sam gave her shoulders a squeeze. “There’s nothing wrong with you, hon. You’re an attractive, intelligent woman with a powerful ability. If you’ll stop being so frightened of that power, I think you can conquer it.”

  “I can’t.” Her voice came out like the scratch of sandpaper. “I’ve never been able to control it. I’m a human flamethrower! That’s why my father locked me away in a nuthouse – because I am too dangerous to be allowed loose.”…

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  About the author:

  Mimi Riser is a multi-published, award-winning author of fiction and nonfiction. Her books celebrate the upbeat and the offbeat, and “happy endings” are her specialty. She began life in the urban northeast, but now resides in the rural southwest with one husband, two dogs, and more cats than anyone wants to know about.

  http://www.mimiriser.com

  ALSO BY MIMI RISER:

  Novels

  Eyes of the Cat

  Sherwood Charade

  Kiss My Blarney Stone

  Space Rats and Rebels

  Lifestyles of the Witch & Famous

  Heven’s Gaite

  The “Stardust” Series:

  Every Jack Needs His Jil

  All Fired Up (novella)

  Short Stories

  The Great Race

  If Wishes Were Kisses

  Joy to the Worlds

  The Robin Flies Again

  Nonfiction

  Texas Treats
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  Cooking Up Christmas

  Homemade Halloween Treats

  The Kitchen Witch Everyday Magic Book

  The Kitchen Witch Glossary of Cooking Herbs & Spices

  The Kitchen Witch Guide to the Timeless Art of Herbal Tea

  Spice Up Your Love Life! Aphrodisiacs from the Kitchen

  The Naughty Girl’s Guide to Divining by the Dots

  Hands On Numerology

  The Kitchen Witch Spring Into Summer Book

  The Kitchen Witch Yuletide Book

  The Kitchen Witch Halloween Book

  The “Odd True Tales” Series

  “Holistic Harmony” Series

  Anthologies

  Romance: Fantasy, Food, and Fortune Telling

  Breaking the Thought Barrier

  Erotic Romance

  Cymric’s Rose

  Samantha White & The Seven Dwarves

  Dungeons & Dirty Dreams

  Romeo’s Revenge

  Tina Takes a Tumble

  Saving Sally Savoy

  A Knight to Remember

  Just Another Lonely Knight

  In the Heat of the Knight

  The Adventures of Cassie Nova

  The Cowboys & The Courtesan

  Wicked Comes the Beast

  Playing Pirates

  Pirates Do It With Passion

  The Sylver & Steele Series

  Paperback Anthologies

  My Knightly Adventures

  Return to the Burn

  Can’t Fight the Feeling

  Pirates & Other Wicked Pleasures

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