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by Connell O'Tyne


  FENCING TERMS

  attack au fer: an attack that is prepared by deflecting an opponent’s blade

  bout: one single fight, usually lasting around six minutes

  compound attack: an attack incorporating two or more movements

  corps-à-corps: literally body-to-body – physical contact between fencers during a bout (illegal in sabre)

  disengagement: a way to continue attacking after being parried

  en garde: the ‘ready’ position fencers take before play

  épée: another weapon used in fencing

  fléche: a way of delivering an attack whereby the attacker leaps to make the attack and then passes the opponent at a run. French word for ‘arrow’

  flunge: an attack specific to sabre – a type of fléche attack in which the legs don’t cross

  friendly: a game played for practise

  lamé: jacket made of interwoven wire and fabric

  parry: defensive move, a block

  parry of quinte: in sabre, a parry in which the blade is held above the head to protect from head cuts

  piste: a fourteen-metre-long combat area on which a bout is fought

  plastron: a padded under-jacket to protect the torso (where most hits land)

  point: the tip of a weapon’s blade

  pool: a group into which fencers are divided during preliminary rounds to assess ranking

  president: a registered referee or arbiter of the bout

  retire: retreat

  riposte: an offensive action made immediately after a parry of the opponent’s attack

  sabre: The only cutting fencing blade. Points are scored both by hits made with the tip of the blade and by cuts made with the blade, but more commonly by cuts. The sabre target is everything above the leg, including the head and arms. For this reason the entire weapon, including the guard, registers hits on an electrical apparatus even though hitting the weapon’s guard is not legal. This means the sabreur is totally wired – unlike fencers using the other weapons. Before play begins, the sabreurs must check that all parts of their electric kit are working. This is done by the sabreurs tapping their opponents on the mask, the sabre, the guard and the metal jacket so that all hits will be recorded.

  salle: fencing hall or club

  salute: once formal, now a casual acknowledgement of one’s opponent and president at the start of a bout

  seeding: the process of eliminating fencers from their pools, based on the results of their bouts

  Supermans: a fencing exercise – a holding stance used for warming up, so called because the fist is raised like Superman’s before he flies.

  trompement: deception of the parry

  ENGLISH WORDS

  arse: derrière. To make an arse of yourself means to embarrass yourself

  As: exams taken in the Lower Sixth as a precursor to final exams

  blag: to talk your way into or out of something, or to fake something

  blank: to not register someone; to look through them

  blue: blue paper given to write lines on; a minor punishment

  bottle out: chicken out, lose your nerve. ‘Bottle’ is another word for ‘nerve,’ so you can also ‘lose your bottle’

  champagne socialist: a rich person who claims to have left-wing politics while enjoying a luxurious lifestyle (i.e., champagne)

  common: slang for vulgar, of low social status. Note: you can be rich and still common

  cosh: a heavy stick or bludgeoning implement. To be ‘under the cosh’ is to be under pressure

  cut: to ignore someone, to look right through them; see blank

  Daddy’s plastic: parental credit cards

  Domesday Book (Norman): compiled by William the Conqueror in 1086 as a survey created for taxation. Though unpopular in its day, many of England’s oldest families take pride in their ability to trace their lineage back to this book

  DPGs: Daddy’s Plastic Girls; girls who are defined by their limitless credit card privileges

  dressing down: telling off

  en suite: bathroom attached to bedroom

  exeat: weekend at which pupils attending boarding school go home, usually every three weeks

  fag: cigarette

  fit: cute, hot, attractive. Girls and boys use the word to describe the opposite sex. Note: a girl wouldn’t refer to another girl as fit – she’d say ‘stunning’)

  fruuping: all-purpose expletive

  gating: a punishment in which one is not permitted to leave the school grounds on weekends

  gypo: derogatory slang for ‘gypsy’

  High table: the superior or senior table in communal dining

  Hon: as in The Honourable Georgina Smart-Arse; child of a life peer, baron or viscount

  hoodie: sweatshirt with a hood

  house mother or house mistress: female head of a boarding house

  HRH: His (or Her) Royal Highness

  It Girl: society girl with a large media profile

  Jelly Babies: soft, brightly coloured sweets (candies) shaped like babies

  kit: equipment and outfit for specific event or activity

  Lady: daughter of a duke, marquis or earl; female life peers or wives of hereditary peers are also Ladies

  listens: mobile phone messages that you let others listen to

  loo rolls: rolls of toilet paper

  Lower Sixth: year before the final year at school (16–17 years of age)

  mad: eccentric, crazy or unreasonable – out there

  Marmite: a black salty spread for toast or bread made of yeast and high in Vitamin B – you either loathe it or love it

  neck: to gulp, as in ‘neck your vodka’ (juice, etc.)

  NA: Narcotics Anonymous

  nouveau: new money

  NQOC: Not Quite Our Class

  OTT: over-the-top, outrageous or extreme behaviour or style

  pikey: an insulting reference to someone’s lack of background or education; see pleb

  piss-take: to tease or to make fun of someone, either maliciously or fondly; a joke

  pleb: short for plebeian – a derogatory term suggesting lack of class

  prat: idiot, fool

  pull: to make out, score, kiss, etc.

  public school: exclusive boarding school

  quad bike: a four-wheel motorbike, good for rough roads and fabulous for driving around your estate

  queue: line; ‘to queue’ is to wait in a line

  quid: slang for pound (British currency)

  readies: slang for folding money; actual banknotes

  refectory or ref: large canteen where meals are served

  rinse: to totally decimate your opponent in sport or debate

  rip: to ridicule, tease; equivalent to ‘take the piss’

  rubbish: garbage; also slang for tease or take the piss

  rusticated: suspended from school without being given schoolwork to carry on with – meaning that on return, the pupil is further disadvantaged by having to catch up

  safe: ‘okay’; an expression of agreement; see sorted

  scrum: rugby term for a pile-up of bodies

  slack down: to disrespect someone, ignore their instructions

  slapper: slut

  Sloane: posh, snooty girl (named after Sloane Street and Square, an upscale area in London)

  slut: can mean either a slapper or someone who is madly untidy

  smart: sassy; can also mean fashionably attired

  snog-age: (rhymes with ‘corsage’) to tongue kiss

  social: interschool dance (girls and boys)

  sorted: an expression of approval; ‘no problem’

  soz: sorry

  speakers: speaking terms, as in ‘We’re on non-speakers’

  spliff: marijuana; a joint

  spots: pimples, zits

  stick: a hard time; to give stick is to tease someone

  suspended: sent home from school with schoolwork (a punishment less harsh than a rustication)

  term: Three terms make up
a school year: winter term is before Christmas; spring term is between Christmas and Easter; summer term is between Easter and the summer holiday

  ticked off: told off, reprimanded

  toff: snobby aristocrat

  torch: flashlight

  trainers: sneakers

  tuck: snack foods you are allowed to bring to boarding school; junk food

  wind up: to tease either gently or nastily

  wholemeal: whole wheat, used to describe decent middle-class people

  Year: Girls start boarding at age 11 in Year Seven, and the ‘Years’ go up to Year Eleven (age 15–16). The final two years are referred to as the Lower Sixth and Upper Sixth (ages 16–17 and 18, respectively)

  Zimmer frame: a metal frame on wheels used to assist elderly people walking

  Pulling Princes Acknowledgements

  Enormous amounts of praise and gratitude must go to my gorgeous children for entertaining me with their stories of boarding school life, especially my eldest son, Zad, for being a brilliant but patient sabreur. Thanks also to the Old Girls and Old Boys of Saint Mary’s Ascot, Eton, Benenden, and other boarding schools around England where clearly a good time was had by all! Also, to Eric Hewitson for his map of Saint Augustine’s; my inspirational agent, Laura Dail, for her vision; Victoria Arms at Bloomsbury USA for knowing the real deal about English girls boarding schools; and the team at Piccadilly – Brenda, Yasemin, et al. – for being fab.

  Stealing Princes Acknowledgements

  No author can claim all the credit for her work, because apart from being very greedy it would be a complete and utter porky. So gushing praise all round for my backup team of Laura Dail (the most serenely bright agent a girl could wish for) and my top-notch and much-adored editors, Melanie Cecka and Victoria Arms, and all the rest of the brilliant Bloomsbury USA team, not least Michael Storrings for his stunning cover design. Add still more applause to my darling Mummy and Daddy, Veronica and Bernard O’Connell, for sending me to such a lovely school and putting up with my difficult teen years which they are still patiently waiting on to end. Mad amounts of ‘Hoorahs!’ for the cracking team of teenage girls and boys at boarding schools all over the UK, especially my own sons and daughter and all their lovely, generous friends for their wit and wisdom. Then of course there are my own grown-up-ish friends, Alicia Gordon, Eric Hewitson, Niki de Metz, Malcolm Young and Simon Peter Santospirito, who add an alchemical mix of sense, madness and laughter to my après-writing activities.

  Footnote

  * For this and other Britishisms, turn to Calypso’s special glossary on page 215.

  About the Author

  TYNE O’CONNELL is the author of several romantic comedies, including novels about the American-born, British-educated Calypso Kelly. She has written for newspapers and magazines such as Vogue, Marie Claire and Elle. She lives in London, England.

  Pulling Princes copyright © 2004 by Tyne O’Connell

  Stealing Princes copyright © 2005 by Tyne O’Connell

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  Pulling Princes first published in Great Britain by Piccadilly Press in 2004; published in the United States of America by Bloomsbury Publishing in 2004

  Stealing Princes first published in Great Britain by Piccadilly Press in 2005; published in the United States of America by Bloomsbury Publishing in 2005

  This edition published by Bloomsbury Books for Young Readers in February 2011

  Electronic edition published in June 2012

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  LCCN: 2010942607

  ISBN: 978-1-59990-752-9 (e-book)

 

 

 


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