I turn away, reaching up into the cabinet for another plate. “Um, nothing. I didn’t realize that Milan was having a friend over or I would have asked Sara to come too.”
Mom crosses in front of me to the refrigerator and pulls out a couple of pears, a tub of crumbled Gorgonzola cheese, and a bottle of cranberry vinaigrette. “Another time, Jamie,” she says, not looking at me. She places the ingredients on the counter next to a couple of heads of romaine lettuce and a bag of walnuts, and pulls down a large salad bowl from one of the cabinets.
I nod and start to leave the kitchen. Whatever is in the oven smells good. “What’s for dinner anyway?” I ask Mom.
Mom’s face lights up. “A vegetable frittata,” she replies. “You’ll love it.”
“Oh.” I try to smile like this sounds like a good thing. I head for the dining room table and on the way out spot the empty white plastic bag on top of the garbage. Blech. More tofu.
* * *
I stare at the two empty seats across from me at the dinner table. Mom clears her throat for the second time and Dad is sitting with his arms crossed, watching the food in the middle of the table get cold.
“Can I have a piece of bread?” I ask.
“In a minute,” Mom returns quickly. She twists the napkin in her hand over and over again. It looks like a fat white worm.
“Dinner looks wonderful, Aunt Julie.”
We all look up at the same time and see Milan and Sno-Cone Sammy have finally graced us with their presence.
“Thank you, Milan.” Mom has a huge smile on her face. “Come, sit down.” She drops the napkin and pats Milan’s spot at the table.
I notice Milan and Sno-Cone Sammy are wearing similar plaid belted tops and dark leggings. Funny how Milan won’t wear a plaid shirt out to the Patch to work, but she’ll iron one, dress it up with chunky rings and bangles, and wear it to dinner.
“I hope we didn’t take too long. We didn’t want to come to dinner in our work clothes,” Milan says, taking her seat. The girls both laugh and Milan’s eyes land squarely on me.
Whatever. I’ve been coming to dinner in my work clothes ever since I first started working at the Patch. I reach out for the bread bowl and throw a couple of pieces on my plate. I scoop a massive hunk of spreadable butter out of the container to my right and smear it on one of my pieces of bread. I look right at Milan and take a big bite. It’s like I’m saying “You may be fooling people with this act of yours, but I’m going to eat carbs and fat. So there.”
I chew. And chew. And you know, it’s kind of a disgusting amount of butter for one bite. But I’m no quitter. I take another bite. Milan raises an eyebrow in my direction and drops some lettuce leaves onto her plate, careful to avoid any of the yummy stuff Mom put in the salad. Okay, so maybe my eating a scoop of butter with a smidge of bread isn’t effective revenge on anyone but myself.
This is going to be a fun dinner, I can tell.
Milan and Sno-Cone Sammy are carrying the conversation, talking about how skinny Hollywood is these days and the unhealthy message it sends today’s youth. Which is ironic since I’ve probably eaten more in one sitting than Milan has eaten since she moved in with us. Dad’s keeping his gaze downward, concentrating heavily on his dinner. Mom keeps looking back and forth between everyone at the table, trying to gauge how we’re enjoying the food. And I’ve got a huge, barely touched piece of vegetable frittata sitting on my plate. I can’t eat it. Not because it’s tofu. I’m too mad to eat. And, well, my stomach hurts a bit from all that butter I inhaled.
“It was such a fabulous idea bringing Milan to work here at the Patch, Mr. Edwards,” Sno-Cone says. She squeezes a piece of lemon into her iced tea and stirs it with a spoon.
Dad looks up at her and does this nod/grunt thing and then returns his gaze to his plate.
“Really,” she continues. “Milan has some fantastic ideas for the Patch. I think they can make you a lot of money.”
At the word “money” Dad’s ears perk up and he looks at Milan. “Really, Milan?” Dad says. He throws a napkin on his plate, giving up on the rest of his dinner. “Like what?”
“Well,” Milan begins. She sits up straighter in her seat, clearly happy to have attention on her. “For starters, I think we should sell a homemade pumpkin facial scrub in the gift shop. Pumpkin facials are all the rage back home. They’re fantastic for your skin—especially this time of the year, when people tend to have a lot of dead skin on their face.” She pauses and looks at me.
I touch my cheek with my hand. I so do not have dead skin! I scowl at Milan.
“Anyway,” she continues, “pumpkins have this enzyme in them that totally attacks the dead skin cells. Not to mention, there’s loads of zinc and vitamins A and C that totally brighten the complexion. And the scrub smells amazing. Seriously, it’ll fly off the shelves if we stock it.” She looks at my dad expectantly. She’s so darn sure of herself.
My dad leans back in his chair, considering this. After a few seconds he looks at Milan and gives her a huge smile. And my mom smiles at my dad. Everyone looks happy. Except for me. I cross my arms and slump in my seat.
“Good thinking, Milan,” Dad says. “We can probably do that. What do you say, Julie?”
Mom’s nodding. “It sounds like a great idea. I’m sure I can whip it up. And we can put it in tiny adorable jars. You’ll help me make it, won’t you, Milan?”
“Of course,” Milan agrees. “I’d love to!”
What? Are they joking? She’s been here for all of a week and a half and now we’re letting her develop products?
“It’ll be a lot of fun,” Milan continues. “And Jamie can fetch us the pumpkins. Right, Jamie?”
Everyone looks at me. I give them a tight smile. Yay. I can be the pumpkin fetcher. Wonderful.
“Tell him your other idea, Milan,” Sno-Cone urges.
Oh God, there’s more?
Mom and Dad look at Milan eagerly and Milan is grinning. “Okay. You know how you sell hot chocolate and hot apple cider at the concession stand?” she asks. “I think you need to sell something else for more”—she waves a hand in the air—“sophisticated tastes.”
Dad gives Mom a puzzled look. I know what he’s thinking. Sophisticated and Average aren’t exactly synonymous. “What do you suggest?” he asks.
“Pumpkin spice lattes,” she returns, clearly pleased with herself.
I’m secretly pleased too—Dad’s going to shoot this idea down. He hates froufrou coffee drinks. Straight black coffee is all he sells at the concession stand.
Dad twists up his face. “Hmm. I’m not sure about that one, Milan. It sounds a little … complicated.”
“Oh, but it’s not, Uncle Henry,” Milan says. “I’ve been working the espresso machine at home since I was six. If you get an espresso machine for the concession stand I’d be happy to make the pumpkin spice lattes.”
Dad mulls it over for a few moments and then finally grins. “Okay then. I guess it wouldn’t hurt to give it a try. Let’s do it.”
And that’s my signal. I abruptly stand. “May I be excused?” I say to Mom. “I have a lot of homework tonight.” That, and I can’t sit here and listen to this for another single second.
Mom nods. I pick up my plate and utensils and head for the kitchen, pausing briefly at the garbage can to dump in my dinner. I place my dishes in the sink and head for my bedroom, avoiding the dining room.
Once I’m safe behind my bedroom door, I fling myself onto my bed and let out a scream into my pillow. I flip over onto my back and whip my pillow across the room, almost knocking over my desk lamp. I’m so mad! What the heck was that? Now Dad’s kissing Milan’s butt too? C’mon!
I get off my bed and pace around the room. It’s ridiculous. This whole thing is completely ridiculous. You know, I’ve always told myself that Dad couldn’t help being so cold to me. That he always wanted a boy and did his best dealing with the disappointment of my being a girl. But with how he’s acting with Milan now, well, he’s
never been nice to me like he is to her. And she knows it. So let’s get this straight—not only is Milan seeking Danny’s attention, now she wants my Dad all to herself too?
I kick my thick history book lying on the floor and let out a yelp. “Ouch, ouch, ouch,” I whisper, sitting back on the bed and leaning over to rub my toe. Ugh. That’s going to leave a bruise.
I need to zone out, to forget things for a bit. Maybe read a book or watch TV. I glance at my nightstand and spot the Pumpkin Princess registration form. Hmm. I’ll work on that for a while. Maybe that’ll take my mind off Milan.
Question #1: Why do you want to be Pumpkin Princess?
That’s easy. I smile and begin writing.
Chapter 10
“Well?” I whisper into the phone. I lean out from my hiding spot and scan the hallway for teachers or administrators. I’ve ducked down between a row of lockers and a giant garbage can.
“Jamie?” Sara says.
“Yeah,” I reply anxiously. “You know it’s me. What’s going on?”
“Dude, you need to relax! This is the fourth time you’ve called today. Aren’t you supposed to be in class?”
I know Sara is losing patience with me. I’ve driven her nuts this week calling so much to see what’s going on with Milan and Danny. But I can’t help it! I know Milan’s up to no-good. I need to get through one more full day of school and then I can keep an eye on her myself.
I check the hallway again. Still clear. Though I’m sure I don’t have much time. “Yes, yes. Of course. But it’s only gym and I got a pass to the nurse’s office to get a Band-Aid.”
“You’re bleeding?” Sara screeches. “Jamie, go get your Band-Aid and we’ll talk after school. I can’t believe you’re calling me while you’re injured.”
I look down at my index finger wrapped in Kleenex. The cut is tiny and my finger is hardly bleeding. I know I’ll survive a quick phone call. “Sara, please tell me. I can’t stand not knowing what’s going on there—with her and Danny—while I’m stuck at school. Just tell me. Is it bad?” I hold my breath, waiting.
There is silence. “Um…” Sara finally says.
My breath comes out in a whoosh. “Oh God, it’s bad. It’s bad!” I repeat. Oh, I knew it! Sara is trying to spare my feelings. It’s awful.
“I didn’t say that,” Sara says. “All I said was um. ‘Um’ is a filler word used when one wants to gather his or her thoughts and—”
“Sara!” I interrupt.
“Okay, okay,” she relents. “But it isn’t that bad.”
“Tell me.” I dig the fingernails of my phone-free hand into my knee.
“Well, they had lunch together. On the hayrack,” Sara says.
“What? They did? No one else was there?” I ask, feeling slightly hysterical. I peek around to see if anyone can hear me. There is a janitor pushing a big broom down the hall, but he’s not paying any attention to me.
“No,” she says slowly. “It seemed to be, well, one might think that it possibly could have maybe looked … a little like a date.”
“What?” I scream.
“I could be wrong, I could be wrong!” Sara interjects. “It’s not like she and I are best buddies and she told me this. We don’t ever even talk. It’s only that I saw her carry a picnic basket over to him and then they both climbed up on the hayrack.”
“Kill me now,” I say.
“Come on, Jamie, it might be nothing. It doesn’t mean he likes her. She probably cornered him and forced him to have lunch with her.”
“Right,” I say dryly. “I can hear him now. ‘No, no, stop coming on to me, beautiful, rich daughter of famous movie stars. I’m saving myself for the girl in the pumpkin-smeared overalls with dirt under her nails.’”
“Jamie…” Sara says quietly.
“It’s fine,” I reply quickly. “I’m fine. Listen, I’ve got to get back to class before someone finds me out here on the phone. I’ll see you after school.”
I hit End on my cell and check my finger. It has stopped bleeding already. Guess I don’t need that Band-Aid now.
I pull myself up from the floor and start walking slowly back toward the gym, almost running head-on into Dilly.
“Hey, Jamie,” she says. “I was just coming to look for you. Ms. Grenovich was worried that you were passed out from blood loss somewhere between the gym and the nurse’s office.”
I try to grin. “Nah, I’m fine. It already stopped bleeding.” I wave my finger at her.
Dilly frowns. “You look upset.”
“Oh, I’ll be fine.” I shrug.
“Do you want to talk? We can break out of here and go sit at the Burger King,” she suggests. Burger King is the only fast-food restaurant in all of Average so it’s not like we’d exactly be inconspicuous sitting there in the middle of the school day.
“We’d better not,” I say. “We’re in our gym clothes.” I point to our matching yellow tees and maroon shorts. “We’d totally stick out and I don’t want to get in trouble. Let’s go back to class.”
We return to gym and join the class in playing floor hockey. Floor hockey always gets a little aggressive—it’s like a free pass to chuck people you don’t like in the ankle with a wooden stick. Not that I think anyone would try to hit me, but I like to stay out of the cross fire so I keep some distance between me and the puck. Dilly and I hover near the goal, talking. I tell her how Milan is only getting worse and that I don’t know how I’ll survive the remaining four weeks of pumpkin season living with her.
“Well,” Dilly says after I finish telling her about Milan and Danny’s lunch date, “I don’t know your cousin, but I do know you, and you rock.”
My cheeks pink at the compliment.
“She must have some serious issues to be harassing you like this,” Dilly continues. “I wouldn’t take it personally. And this thing with Danny? If he’s smart he’ll avoid the chick with the issues. I think guys can sense that kind of thing. Let her go on making a fool of herself and she’ll eventually get a clue.” Dilly seems so sure.
“Really? I mean, you think Danny might avoid her?” I ask hopefully.
“Oh sure,” she concludes, like it’s the most obvious thing in the world. “You know, I’m a pretty good judge of people. I think I’ll stop at the Patch and pick out my pumpkin today, and, you know, check out the situation.”
My eyes widen. “You’re not going to say anything, are you?”
“Of course not. Just picking out my pumpkin.” She grins.
“In that case, I’ll give you a ride over after school,” I offer.
“Deal.”
* * *
The last bell rings and I see Dilly leaning on the passenger door of my car in the student parking lot.
“Ready to pick out your pumpkin?” I ask when I reach her.
“Definitely,” she says. “This year I’m thinking of going for a big, round, fat one. At least a forty-pounder.”
“Sounds good,” I reply. I unlock the car and we get in.
We park near my house and walk to the Patch, heading for Sara’s caramel apple stand first. I have to say, Dilly has made me feel a lot better about the situation. I mean, it kinda makes sense that there is something wrong with Milan and not with me.
“Hey, Sara,” I say when we reach the stand.
“Hey, Jamie. Hi, Dilly,” she replies. Sara and Dilly have met a couple of times before but we haven’t actually ever hung out together.
“What’re you working on?” I ask Sara, pointing to the paper on the table under her forearm.
She looks at the pen in her hand and the paper, surprised. “Oh, this? Nothing.” She quickly folds the paper and jams it into her back pocket.
“Come on, tell me,” I plead. “What is it?”
Sara shakes her head. “You’ll laugh.”
“No, I won’t,” I insist. “Promise.”
“Well…” Sara pulls the paper back out and smooths it out on the table. “It’s an application. For school.”
> “Oh, Sara,” I exclaim, “that’s fantastic!” I lean over the stand and give her a hug, excited that she’s decided to give school a second chance. “Why on earth would I laugh at that?”
“It’s for a cooking school. You know, like, for desserts and stuff,” she adds.
“That’s cool,” Dilly says.
“It is cool! That’s so perfect for you, Sara,” I say. “But do we have a cooking school in Average?”
Sara twists up her face. “No. It’s in the city. I’ll have to move there if I go. At least for the school year.”
My stomach drops. “You’re leaving?” Sara can’t leave. I’d be lost without her.
“Not yet,” she says quickly. “I’ll be here for the entire pumpkin season. If I get in I’ll start after Christmas. In the winter quarter.”
“Oh.” While I’m happy that she’s not leaving right away I still can’t imagine not seeing her every day.
“Don’t be sad. It’ll be good. Think of the yummy stuff I’ll be able to bake for you when I come home for visits.” Sara looks happy. She must really want this.
I try to smile. “I know. It’s only that I’ll miss you.”
“I’ll miss you too,” Sara says, and reaches over the stand to give me another hug.
Dilly coughs uncomfortably.
“Sorry, Dilly,” I say, pulling away from Sara.
“’S okay,” Dilly says.
“She’s picking out her pumpkin today,” I explain to Sara. “I’m going to help her.” I turn to go.
“Cool,” Sara says. “But wait—before you go. There’s something else.”
I look back. “Yeah?”
Sara hesitates. “Well, brace yourself.”
Oh no. I throw a look at Dilly, my heart racing in anticipation of whatever Sara is going to say. “Braced,” I say, though really I feel like I could drop into a puddle at any moment.
“You know I’m friends with Kate, right?” Sara starts. She turns to Dilly to explain. “She’s one of the cookie bakers. She works days.” Sara returns her gaze to me. “Well, Kate is friends with Laurel.” She pauses to address Dilly again. “Laurel is the funnel cake maker here, and also Mayor Hudson’s wife.”
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