by Wild, Nikki
“Muscle memory,” I acknowledged, nodding to myself. “I know what you’re talking about. Friends of mine are the same way.”
“So, you want a round, or nah?”
I scoffed. “…Fine. One round.”
“Sweeten the pot?”
“Don’t need to,” I shook my head.
“Oh, come on, bro,” he chided me. “Guy in a nice suit like you? You can afford to piss away a hundred bucks, losing to me.”
Something clicked in my head. Looking back on it, it was less like an idea popping, and more like disarming the safety on a revolver.
“That’s a lot of smack, coming from a kid with your losing streak,” I grinned. A few other patrons nearby were taking interest, nodding their approval.
“Put yer money where yer mouth is.”
I dug into my front pocket and whipped out my wallet, glancing through and pushing the wad of hundreds aside, looking for some twenties. I counted out a hundred in the sheath and slipped it back into place.
“Alright, kid. Hundred bucks,” I agreed. “What about you? You’ve been bleeding dollars all night. What have you got left?”
He slipped his hand into his pocket and showed me a handful of crumpled twenties. “I’m good for it,” the kid nodded.
“What’s your name?” I asked, setting us up for a fresh game. “I like to know my opponents when I face them on the green.”
“On the green?” He asked, shaking his head. “That’s a weird way with words you’ve got yerself there… name’s Dylan. You?”
I thought for a moment. “Alex.”
“Alex,” he nodded. “Well, Alex, ready to get your butt whooped?”
An amused smile crossed my lips. “By all means, friend.” I lifted the triangle, leaving a perfectly shaped pyramid of balls in position, and set the cue ball right into place. I stepped back, waving towards the table with my wrist.
“Ladies first,” I goaded.
Dylan’s face fell. “Ain’t no lady.”
“Prove it.”
A sly smile spread across his face, and he buffed the end of his cue stick. Spectating players stepped aside as he strolled over into position, lined up his shot, and broke the triangle… knocking two solids straight into their pockets, and leaving complete disarray that put stripes at a disadvantage.
My teeth gritted as I surveyed the aftermath with a second’s glance. That’s not luck that made that shot work…
I tried to line something useful up, but it wasn’t happening. Instead, I decided to knock some of the balls further around, and spent my turn splintering the battleground.
Dylan took advantage of this, knocking another solid into the pocket. His shot sent a second one towards the corner, but it hovered near the edge of the hole – clearly lined up for another perfect shot.
“You’ve hustled me,” I acknowledged. I couldn’t really be angry. I’d fallen hard for his little ploy. Some of the patrons chuckled in agreement; after all, they’d already made some money off of the kid, and it was all at the expense of the suited, foreign newcomer.
Dylan looked wounded. “Just a few lucky ones, man. I knew my fortunes would change, sooner or later…”
I didn’t buy it for a second, even as I sank in a striped ball per turn. With each successive move, Dylan blocked me, sent one or two balls in, or completely fucked my approach. When he got to the eight ball, he banked it off three bumpers before burying it in the corner pocket, just to be an ass.
And he was smiling wide as can be.
“You got me Dylan,” I said, tossing the twenties on the table. “Well played.”
Dylan didn’t move. He looked down at the money like I’d just insulted him.
“What the fuck is that?”
I looked back at the table, the five twenties spread across the green felt.
“That’s one hundred dollars. Don’t spend it all in one place, kid.”
He took a step toward me, then another. I stared down at the scrawny kid as he grabbed my shirt, twisting it in his fist. “We were playing for the thousand dollars you’ve got in that fucking wallet of yours.”
I almost wanted to laugh in his face. I could crush this kid. I could kick him hard enough to send him sailing across this godforsaken bar. I reached up and peeled his hand free, holding his wrist in the air.
“So you’re a hustler and a thief?” I asked, anger starting to well up inside me. The little prick thought he could jack up the bet now that the game was over?
The other players – most of who weren’t even playing anymore – shifted uncomfortably or hesitantly moved closer. In response, I released his hand, holding my hands up in restraint.
“Take your money, and get away from me.”
“Pay me what we agreed on,” the kid shouted.
“Your money is on the table. Sod off.” I replied, turning away. I was finished with this discussion. I wanted to get back to my drink and forget any of this happened.
I had no such luck.
A hand gripped my shoulder and spun me round. Before I could react, the kid’s pitiful little fist made contact with my chin. I stared at him in disbelief. I’d grown up on the streets. I’d been in my fair share of fights in and out of the bars and I’d never seen someone throw such a weak arse punch.
“You little piece of shit!” I shouted, thrusting a quick jab into his face. I didn’t want to hurt the kid, I just wanted to bloody his nose a bit and teach him a damn lesson. What happened next was something right off the green. Dylan fell backwards and exaggeratedly flung himself across a pool table as if I’d just hit him with a goddamned truck. He was screaming and flopping on the floor. The kid was faking it!
What the hell?
Another set of arms wrapped themselves around me. I wrenched an arm free and left a glancing blow against the redneck. Two more people tackled me to the ground. I went into self defense mode, arms and legs flailing until a flash of a badge came across my vision and I realized that an officer of the law was attempting to restraining me against the ground.
“You’re coming with me,” he snarled into my ear. Every drop of adrenaline pulsing through my veins left when I felt the cold, constraining sensation of handcuffs around my wrists.
“Wait – no!” I started to growl.
“You have the right to remain silent,” the officer began, pulling me up to a stand. “Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law…”
I looked up, catching the kid’s eyes. He was grinning wide as he strode toward the door at the back of the bar. It was only then that I noticed my wallet in his hand. The little arse had pickpocketed me, and used the “fight” to cover his tracks!
“Wait! That little shit!”
The officer pulled my arms up tighter behind me, forcing a shout of pain and cutting me off. He continued rattling off my rights as I was pulled towards the front exit. The patrons were giving me a wide berth, regarding me impartially, but a face in the crowd caused my heart to stop on the spot.
No… it can’t be.
The unmistakable grin of Alistair Pritch filled my vision, draining the life from my limbs. I staggered, almost dropping to my knees, as the officer helped keep me upright.
You see, I had realized in that very instant what had happened to me tonight.
“You…” I gasped in defeat.
My enemy simply nodded, standing directly in front of me, his wicked smile spreading wider across his lips.
“That’s right, Lex. I’ve been waiting a long time to see you in handcuffs… and now, I finally had my opportunity. You’re an easy man to follow, did you know that?”
“Stand back, sir,” the officer told him as he tugged me along.
“Enjoy seeing me on a cereal box soon, Lex!” Alistair chuckled menacingly, blending back into the crowd. “And enjoy your night in jail!”
He did this, I thought to myself. He set me up. He must have paid the kid to play me like a goddamn fool… but why is he here? And how did he find me?
I knew, as the officer dragged me outside and towards his squad car, that I’d have plenty of time to consider these questions.
I also knew that the answers wouldn’t come.
Riley
When I climbed into the passenger seat of Jess’s rental sedan, I was still seething with anger from the earlier argument with Lex.
Him getting arrested hadn’t helped matters.
…Even if I felt personally a little responsible.
Jess didn’t say anything at first, as we navigated through the streets and headed towards the parish prison. Instead, we sat in silence, quietly watching the rain sprinkle absentmindedly against the windshield.
“I think this is the first chance we’ve had to really speak together,” Jess finally spoke up, keeping her eyes locked onto the road.
“That implies that we’ve been speaking,” I observed, glancing over at her.
A small grin crossed her face.
“He really fucked up this time, didn’t he?” Jess asked.
“Well, he’s in jail…”
“That’s not what I mean,” Jess replied. “With you, I mean. I haven’t seen him so easygoing in years… For him to storm off into the night like this? To get into a fight? Lex has been the center of plenty of scandals, but he hasn’t been in a straight up bar fight since his early career… You two must have been in one hell of an argument.”
“That’s not really your business,” I shrugged.
Even in the darkness, I sensed Jess’s face harden into bitter resolve. “It actually is my business,” she quickly replied. “It’s my job.”
“Your job? You represent him, right? You’re his agent or whatever? So what if we had a little spat?” I told her, challenging her darkened tone with my own. Who the fuck does she think she is, anyway? “Whatever goes on between us is none of your concern, like I said.”
The car screeched to a halt.
“I’m not his agent, Riley. I don’t land him gigs or whatever the fuck you think an agent for an athlete does. I’m his fucking publicist.”
“Publicist?” I asked, creasing my brow. “You’ve been doing an excellent job with that, then. Because a friend of mine spent thirty minutes in Google and pulled up a treasure trove of disaster on your client.”
“Lex Lambert is a World Cup football player,” she told me, staring at me with wide, wild eyes. “He’s one of the best players on the fucking planet of the most popular sport in the entire world. He’s also a loose cannon and a complete fucking prick, and he makes my life a tremendous hell.”
“Then, why do you bother representing him? Is it just because he’s loaded?”
“Because Alexander Lambert saved my life, you nosy little shit,” Jess angrily told me.
“What?” I asked, feeling a sudden burst of shame that I’d turned on him… after he’d rescued me in my time of need.
Jess’s eyes glistened with tears.
“We met while we were both homeless. We relied on each other to survive. When he started pulling himself up and making a name for in the junior leagues, he didn’t for get about me. He immediately pulled me off the streets.
“While he slept on a tiny fucking cot in the den, he insisted that I have a bedroom – with a locking door. He protected me. He never laid a finger on me or asked for anything. He was my best friend… Maybe my only friend. With his help, I followed in his footsteps. I got myself into a good university, and found a career that I love… one that allows me to return the fucking favor.”
We sat in silence for a moment, allowing us to hear the chorus of honks from behind. Muttering something under her breath, Jess finally kicked the car back into drive, and we tore down the roads on our way to where he was imprisoned.
“I had no idea,” I muttered.
“Of course you didn’t,” she snapped. “He’s a good fucking man, even if he’s a complete, unrepentant pain in the ass … If he could just learn to get a grip of himself, he’d have that stupid fucking sponsorship in the bag...”
“I had to find out myself that he’s such a big deal,” I responded. “He lied to me and practically told me that he was a nobody. Why the fuck didn’t he say anything?”
“Because he was supposed to be laying low,” Jess answered through gritted teeth. “And now he’s been arrested in a foreign country for instigating a barroom brawl.” She sighed, running her fingers through her hair. “Goddammit… I can’t make this one go away.”
“Yeah, why was he arrested?” I thought to ask. “You didn’t say much over the phone earlier…”
Jess glanced at me for a second, before turning back to the road and answering. “When he left your apartment, he found himself a bar with some pool tables. The cops say he attacked somebody.”
“That doesn’t sound like Lex,” I said.
“No… It doesn’t,” Jess replied. “He’s been in a few fights, but never one he started. He’s a lover, not a fighter.”
I shook my head, the tabloid covers flashing through my mind. A lover indeed…
“And you’re the one who fucked up,” Jess added.
“I fucked up?” I spat out, turning to glare at her with every ounce of enmity I could muster. Seriously though – who the fuck does she think she is?
“Yes, you fucked up,” she reiterated. “What, so, you’re upset that he was hiding some things from you, right? Is that it?”
“That’s all the reason I need… and for the record, I still don’t see how it’s any of your goddamn business, publicist or not,” I answered.
It was Jess’s turn to be furious.
“Alright, smartass, did it ever occur to you to question what an obviously rich, well-dressed Englishman was doing without a day job in America?” She asked, glancing over at me.
Before I could respond, she continued:
“He wears tailored handmade Italian suits, plays a little soccer as you’d call it, and he’s just flying under the radar. Here I was, thinking he was completely fucking obvious. I mean… you knew his name. You didn’t bother to look him up? You could have had any of these answers at any point. Hell, did you ever directly ask him who he was and what he did?”
“Why would I have done that? I don’t have any reason to snoop around on the guy,” I answered. “Not until someone else did it for me, not that I asked for the help or anything…”
“So, what, you’re the one woman in the world who wouldn’t be suspicious about any of those details? The man is a sex god, do you think he wouldn’t have a little history? No… You know what I think? I think you were never looking for a real relationship. You were using Lex. You wanted a little fun for the night and you didn’t care who he was. I’ve seen the way he looks at you. That man loves you! How do you feel? Did you ever tell him how you really felt? Did you let him know he was nothing but a shag?”
We took a sharp turn, and I braced myself against the armrest on the door.
“Maybe that was what I wanted… But things changed,” I replied, my anger turning to sadness.
“You know, Lex can be a real fucking prick,” Jess said, “but he’s a good guy underneath. You brought that out in him. You were good for him. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him happier. And don’t sit there and pretend you don’t want things to work out. You wouldn’t be coming if you didn’t want to see him.”
“I’m just here for the moral support, and then I’m right the fuck out of here.”
“Seriously?” She tilted her head and glanced over at me.
“I don’t need his money, or his lifestyle.”
We came to a stop, and I realized that we were finally here. Jess killed the engine and turned to me again, her uninterrupted gaze piercing through mine.
“Let’s get one thing straight, you and I. I happen to think that you’re a smart woman with a great head on your shoulders. I know you’re not after his damn money! Do you think I’d have let him go near you if you were some kind of piece of shit gold digger?”
I went silent as the car came
to a stop. While I deliberated on these thoughts, I followed Jess into the station. She opened the door for me, and we walked up to the front desk clerk. With bushy gray hair and a stern face, the clerk seemed faintly familiar, but I couldn’t place him.
“I’m here for Alexander Lambert,” Jess confidently informed him. “He should be incarcerated here somewhere for drunken disorderly conduct of some sort.”
The clerk glanced up from his desk.
“British guy, right?”
“That’s the one!” She chirpily smiled
“Right. He won’t be able to leave just yet,” the clerk responded, glancing through a file on his desk. “We’re waiting to see if the young man he assaulted wishes to press charges.”
“I’m sure that an amicable solution can be found,” Jess responded instantly, her smile unwaveringly strong.
“Be that as it may… we still need to keep him here while we finish receiving eyewitness accounts. There’s an officer taking down notes as we speak.”
“May I speak to this kid? I’m sure I can make an arrangement with him to handle this without tying up your valuable time…”
“Afraid not,” the clerk told us. “We haven’t found him yet. We’re interviewing witnesses as we speak.”
“…Virgil?” I asked, letting it all come back to me. “Virgil Higgins, is that you?”
The clerk blinked a few times, and then recognized me. “Riley Ricketts… didn’t expect to see you here. What brings you in here?”
“My boyfriend appears to be in your jail,” I shrugged. “This is his friend, Jess. We’re trying to figure out what to do about this alleged act of his. Is there anything we can do?”
“Nothing outside of wait for a phone call,” the clerk noted hesitantly.
As if on cue, the phone on Virgil’s desk rang, and he paused to answer.
We caught part of a one-sided conversation, although he cupped the receiver in his palm at one point and turned away. Both of us leaned closer to hear, although it was of no use.
He hung up and turned back to us.
“Looks like it’s your lucky day… Detective Donovan has three witnesses that say the other guy threw the first punch, and one of them just backed up Lex’s story that the kid made off with his wallet. We’re gonna go ahead and drop the charges. Your boyfriend is free to go,” Virgil told us. “Now, normally he’d wind up at the back of the list, and get out late morning… but for you, darling, I can expedite him out shortly.”