by Roy Johansen
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THE ANSWER MAN
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Bantam hardcover edition published April 1999
Bantam paperback edition / March 2001
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Copyright © 1999 by Roy Johansen.
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CONTENTS
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Epilogue
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Excerpt from Beyond Belief
CHAPTER 1
God, he hated this job.
Ken Parker fastened two cords across t he sweaty man’s chest. He tested the cords’ tension by pulling them taut.
“I’m a little nervous.” The man was sweating even more.
“Roll up your left sleeve.”
The man obliged. Quickly.
Poor bastard. What did the guy do to deserve this kind of treatment? Probably nothing. He was the last of five people Ken had seen that afternoon, and he seemed decent enough.
It didn’t matter.
Ken placed a blood pressure gauge around the man’s arm. Velcro fasteners held the wrap. He squeezed the bulb and pumped it up. The man’s eyes bulged with each squeeze.
Ken looked at his polygraph. Lie detector. Truth teller. About the size of a small copying machine, it sat on a metal stand in the center of his shabby office. He’d always thought it was a scary-looking device. Which was probably the point. It was stark, angular, and boxy, with quivering, trembling needles that left jagged lines on the slowly rolling graph paper.
The nervous interviewee, one Carlos Valez, sat in an uncomfortable straight-backed chair. Can’t have these people feeling at ease. No. Gotta keep ’em on edge. Nervous. Scared. Make ’em believe. Then maybe they’ll fess up and bare their souls. If they believe this stuff works, maybe it really will.
Ken wrapped a perspiration sensor around Carlos’s index finger. The man was dripping. His heart was pounding. Ken stepped back and took a good long look at his interviewee. Carlos was a wreck. Just the way he was supposed to be.
Ken reminded himself to find a new line of work.
“Why are you nervous? You’re not going to lie to me, are you?”
“No, I’m just afraid—”
Ken plopped into his chair and rolled over to a cluttered desk. “You’re afraid the lie detector is going to say you’re lying when you’re really not.”
Ken didn’t look up, but he imagined Carlos was nodding in response. That short, jerky, frightened nod he had seen too many times. He didn’t need to see it again, so he continued to search his desk. Damn, there were a lot of bills there. He didn’t think he was that far behind. And this phone number…Was this the woman who…? No, probably not. He finally picked up a pack of playing cards.
“Don’t worry. We’re going to do a little test here.” He rolled back to Carlos and fanned out the deck. “Take a card.”
“What?”
“Take a card, any card.”
Carlos reached over and his shaking hand hovered above the cards for a moment. His fingernails were dirty, and large, knobby calluses were peeling from his knuckles. He selected a card.
Ken put the rest of the deck away. “Okay, Carlos. I want you to lie to me.”
“What?”
“Lie to me. Look at your card and say no to every question I ask. We’re going to calibrate the machine to your responses. Ready?”
Carlos replied with a vague shrug. Ken flipped on the polygraph and thumped it, shaking the sensitive needles slightly. The large roll of graph paper turned slowly, moving beneath the oscillating needles.
It recorded Carlos’s every breath.
Every heartbeat.
Every drop of sweat.
Ken leaned over his machine with the authority of a scientist. If they believe this stuff works, maybe it really will….
“Okay. Is it a face card?”
“No.”
“Is it a number card?”
“No.”
Ken studied the graph paper. “All right. It’s a face card, isn’t it?”
The sensitive needles jumped sharply, indicating Carlos’s startled reaction.
“Is it a king?”
“No.”
“Is it a queen?”
“No.”
“Is it a jack?”
“No.”
“Is it an ace?”
“No.”
Ken uncapped a felt-tipped pen and made a mark next to one of the indicator lines.
“Okay, let’s talk about suit. Is it clubs?”
“No.”
“Is it spades?”
“No.”
“Is it hearts?”
“No.”
“Is it diamonds?”
“No.”
Ken looked up. “You have the queen of hearts.”
Once again the needles jumped sharply. Carlos swallowed hard and revealed his card.
The queen of hearts.
Ken nodded. “Great. You’re what we call an easy read. A lie detector’s wet dream. You can stop worrying.”
Carlos could not take his eyes off the smiling queen.
Ken put the card away. “Okay. Let’s get started. Your employer wants me to ask you about some missing video equipment….”
—
Springtime in Atlanta. Ken welcomed the arrival of warm weather, but the humidity sapped his energy. Less than an hour after giving the polygraph exam, he lingered around his favorite park, ostensibly stretching, but really deciding if he wanted to run the three miles today.
Never in his thirty-four years had he felt the need to exercise for the sake of exercise alone. He had always been active, and he enjoyed most of the sports he had tried. He kept a lean, athletic build long after most of his high school friends had porked out and gained an additional chin or two. But it always felt good to unwind here after a day of putting people on the hot seat. It was getting harder, not easier, to inflict his polygraph on the nervous souls who paraded through his office, and Ken often found himself finishing the day with his stomach in knots.
As he continued his stretches-cum-procrastination dance, he look
ed toward the cluster of skyscrapers that was downtown Atlanta. It seemed to be changing all the time. A real city. Not one infested with the redneck country music and lazy drawls the movies liked to portray, but a real honest-to-goodness international city. He had lived in and around Atlanta since he was twelve, yet he did not have an accent. Neither did most of his friends. The New South.
The late afternoon sun was disappearing behind the skyline, so he decided it was time to make his decision. Ah, hell. She’d be waiting for him. He started his run down the jogging path, as he ultimately did every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday of each week.
In less than half a mile he saw Margot Aronson.
“Don’t slow down!” Margot shouted as Ken approached. She zipped her fanny pack and merged into the path with him.
He looked at her as they ran side by side. Margot was one of the few sane people he knew. She was thirty-three, pretty, and getting prettier with each passing year. Her female friends hated her for that.
She kicked off the conversation. “Tell me about Arlene.” Ken’s love life was now a big topic of conversation between the two of them.
“Not much to tell. I see her only once every week or two. We have fun. Not much more to it than that.”
“Any future?”
He snorted as they rounded a bend in the path. Good old Margot. She still hoped he would find someone. Someone special. Someone like her, but not like her.
“There’s not even that much of a present. You know, we’ve seen each other only a few times, here and there…and she’s sure she has me all figured out.”
“You mean she hasn’t?”
“After just a few dates?”
“What did she say?”
“She says I could never commit to her because I like her too much.”
“Huh. Did she say you were a smartass?”
“No.”
“Did she say you were stuck in a kind of extended adolescence, perhaps never to escape?”
“No.”
Margot nodded. “You’re right. She doesn’t have you figured out.”
Margot sprinted ahead.
They continued their run in silence, as was their custom. There would be plenty of time to catch up during the quarter-mile cooldown walk. Ken watched Margot running ahead of him. She was one of the few constants in a life that offered little in the way of stability. He hadn’t known her during his high school glory days, when his grades were almost all A’s and he led his football team to a state championship. Great days, Ken thought. What would Margot have thought of the person he was then?
He had his choice of half a dozen athletic scholarships, but instead took an academic scholarship to the University of Georgia, where he studied for two quarters until his father fell ill with a kidney disease.
The health insurance policy reached its cap in a matter of months, leaving the family in dire financial straits. In what was supposed to be a temporary move, Ken left school and took a job laying cable on the southern coast of Alaska.
He dutifully sent his paychecks home, but still the costs mounted. Fifteen months after entering the hospital, his father died, leaving behind over $140,000 in debts and medical expenses. Everyone had the same advice for his mother: Declare bankruptcy.
No way, Ken told her. His family always paid their debts. Though his mother pleaded with him to reconsider, he was determined to repay each and every cent.
When the Alaska job was completed, he worked on an oil rig, talking his mother out of the bankruptcy option with each phone call. It took him six and a half years, but he finally repaid the debts.
It was the right thing to do, he thought. Do the right thing and everything else will fall into place.
Wrong.
He returned home to find that his old friends had moved on with their lives, starting families and embarking on careers. But for him, with no scholarship and no money, returning to school was out of the question. After a few false starts, he finally found himself in the polygraph business, a field that required minimal training and low start-up costs.
But his finances had grown shaky since he started providing support for his younger brother, Bobby, who was laid up with a disease contracted in the Gulf War.
Same old story, Margot always said. So busy taking care of everyone else that you forget to take care of yourself.
—
Elwood’s Pub was packed. As usual. A Hawks basketball game was on the big screen, and rows of electronic dartboards were in use. Of course, true dart aficionados would not have been caught dead playing this game—not with those plastic tips, and the board itself with thousands of tiny holes to accept the faux darts. Even the automatic scorekeeping rankled the traditionalists. They needed to breathe chalk dust. But the bar was too crowded for the old steel-tipped darts. Before the electronic boards arrived, more than one customer found himself on the receiving end of a poorly thrown projectile. On a far wall, along with a collection of road signs, antique car parts, and other knickknacks, was a formaldehyde-filled jar that contained the remains of an unfortunate victim’s eye. The donor, who was still a regular at Elwood’s, generously suggested the display after receiving a large settlement from the bar’s insurance company.
Ken and Margot pushed their way through the overflowing deck and into the bar.
Ken held a hand up to the bartender. “Larry!” he shouted.
The bartender leaned down and picked up a small cloth bundle from behind the counter. Smiling, he raised it above his head and hurled it as he would a football. Ken completed the pass, letting the bundle unfold to reveal a long pair of sweat pants. He slid them over his running shorts.
Bill Aronson waved them over. Dressed in shirt-sleeves and loosened tie, Bill fit right in with the happy-hour crowd. He used to say he was not like everyone else there, who worked all day at fast-track corporate jobs they hated, then copped a buzz before heading home and passing out. The “weekend people,” he called them, because weekends were the only part of their lives they could stand. Nowadays Bill often wondered aloud if he was becoming one of the dreaded weekend people.
Ken and Margot joined him at his table. Margot wrapped her arms around Bill and gave him a long, wet kiss. Rowdies at the next table looked away from the game and howled in appreciation.
Bill turned toward them and shrugged. “It’s the tie. Drives women wild.”
Ken took his seat. “How’d we do, Beave?”
Bill nodded. “Better, Wally. It used to take you four beers to do three miles. But now…” He pointed to his large mug. “This is only my third.”
“Not good enough.”
Margot spoke in mock determination. “I know we can finish under two beers.”
The bar erupted in an explosive roar as the home team scored, and tables vibrated with the force of a mild temblor.
“So…” Bill leaned toward Ken. “How’s the polygram business?”
Terrific, Ken thought. His favorite subject. “Graph,” he replied. “Polygraph. Could be better.”
“You mean there’s a liar shortage?”
“No. Unh-unh. Never.”
Margot cut in abruptly. “Don’t get him started!” Ken smiled. His friends had heard enough on the subject. “Don’t get him started.”
Bill spoke above the cheering crowd. “If there wasn’t a hiring freeze at the bank, I could’ve put a good word in for you there. Maybe someday—”
“Separating the American farmer from his land isn’t my idea of a good day at the office.”
“I’m just trying to help, Kenny.”
“I know.”
Bill looked down at the table, his eyes fixed on absolutely nothing. Ken noticed that the laugh lines on his friend’s face seemed deeper, though Bill hardly laughed at all anymore. If Ken’s financial problems had given him a sense of humor about life, Bill’s success only made him miserable. Bill worked feverishly toward his goal of retiring early, even if doing it meant torching his thirties and forties. It didn’t seem like much of a
life to Ken, but who was he to talk, with creditors beating down his door?
He was about to offer some appreciation for Bill’s offer, when someone caught his eye. Just a few feet away, sitting at a table by herself, was a stunningly beautiful woman.
And not just everyday, run-of-the-mill God-she’s-a-babe stunning. He didn’t want to take his eyes away, though he knew she would probably catch him gaping. He didn’t care. He’d probably never see her again, and he wanted to remember what such a woman looked like.
She turned and caught him gaping. She sipped her drink and looked away, expressionless.
Ken didn’t look away.
“Finish it,” Margot said to Bill, pointing at his beer. “We gotta go.”
“Where?”
“Graham’s wine-tasting party. We said we’d be there.”
“You said we’d be there. And I still got half a beer here.”
Margot picked up his beer, chugalugged the rest of it down, and smiled as she wiped the foam from her upper lip. “No, you don’t. Let’s go.”
She placed the empty mug hard on the tabletop, snapping Ken out of his trance. He turned to face them.
Bill stood and grabbed his coat from the seat back. “Ah, the ties that bind. And strangle. And suffocate. You still on for the game this weekend, Beany?”
“You betcha, Cecil.”
Flag football with the guys. Three hours playing with a group that got winded after only twenty minutes, followed by a couple of hours tinkering with Bill’s ’55 Corvette. Ken wouldn’t miss it.
Margot waved as she and Bill left through the ever-growing crowd. Ken glanced around, telling himself he didn’t need to look where he really wanted. No, he could sit there and enjoy the atmosphere, listen to the music, and…
To hell with that. He turned to face…
No one. The table was empty.
“She’s not there anymore.”
The voice was so close, so unexpected, it made Ken jump. He could feel the moist, warm breath in his ear. He whirled around.
It was her. The woman. If anything, she was even more beautiful up close. Her face was a miraculous alignment of cheekbones, lips, and teeth that made Ken marvel at the wonders of human genetics. Her thick auburn hair shimmered as it spilled over her shoulders.
And those eyes. To say they sparkled would be an understatement. There was something there, a glint that let the world know she was on to it. Or so it seemed to Ken. Maybe it just meant she was on to him.