MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S MISCHIEF
Jennifer David Hesse
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Table of Contents
Title Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
PROLOGUE
CHAPTER 1
CHAPTER 2
CHAPTER 3
CHAPTER 4
CHAPTER 5
CHAPTER 6
CHAPTER 7
CHAPTER 8
CHAPTER 9
CHAPTER 10
CHAPTER 11
CHAPTER 12
CHAPTER 13
CHAPTER 14
CHAPTER 15
CHAPTER 16
CHAPTER 17
CHAPTER 18
CHAPTER 19
CHAPTER 20
CHAPTER 21
CHAPTER 22
CHAPTER 23
CHAPTER 24
CHAPTER 25
CHAPTER 26
CHAPTER 27
BELL, BOOK AND CANDLEMAS A WICCAN WHEEL MYSTERY
For Mom, who inspired my love of books and storytelling. For Dad, who taught me I can do anything I set my mind to. For Scott, who captured my heart. And for Sage, who showed me that magic is real.
PROLOGUE
The intruder knew it was wrong to be there. It was not only illegal; it was indecent. The old woman was dead, for God’s sake. She had passed away not even two days ago, hadn’t even been laid to rest. Yet here I am, the intruder thought. Sneaking around her home in the dark, like some kind of common criminal.
I am not a criminal.
Sure, the intruder might exceed the speed limit more often than not. Who didn’t? And, okay, maybe there was a slight deception or two come tax time. But the intruder had never stolen anything.
Well, nothing of real value, anyway.
Until now.
But this was different. These were extraordinary circumstances. Chances like this didn’t come along every day.
One by one, the intruder searched all the rooms in the house, quickly but carefully. It wouldn’t be tucked away in some obscure location. It had to be wherever the old woman had left it before she died. Still, the intruder took a cursory look in the bathroom, the bedrooms, and every closet along the way to the front of the house.
Creeping through the tidy living room, the intruder made sure the curtains were closed, then peeked under the coffee table, peered behind the potted ficus, opened the oversize sewing basket in the corner—all the while trying to avoid looking at the framed family photos lining the walls and standing watch on the mantel.
I am really not a bad person.
Opposite the living room was an old-fashioned home library. Standing on the threshold to this room, the intruder’s heart started thudding uncontrollably. Maybe it was nerves. Time was running out. The longer this took, the bigger the risk of getting caught. Or maybe it was the intruder’s conscience finally kicking in.
Or maybe it was the fact that the intruder had finally found it.
There it was, not ten feet away. A real, genuine four-hundred-year-old treasure. There for the taking.
The intruder’s hands started sweating inside brown leather gloves. It was now or never. Noticing that the curtains were open in this room, the intruder dropped to the carpeted floor and crawled quickly over to the canvas messenger bag that lay open on a floral-print love seat. The bag was next to a stack of week-old newspapers and a crossword puzzle book, from which a pen stuck out to mark the last puzzle the old woman had been working on.
But thoughts of the old woman soon skittered to the dusty corners. The intruder was fixated on the prize now, which was poking out of the casually placed bag like in a game of peekaboo, just daring someone to grab it. Kneeling before the love seat, the intruder used both hands to remove the treasure.
For a moment, the intruder just stared at it, hardly believing it was real. Bound in faded leather, it was fragile yet whole. The stitching faded and delicate, yet intact. It was surprising how light it felt, especially for a nine-hundred-page work. Gingerly, the intruder opened the cover and read the amazing words Mr. William Shakespeares Comedies, Histories, & Tragedies. Published according to the True Originall Copies.
Beneath these words was a copper-engraved portrait of the immortal man himself. What an odd-looking dude. The “Bard.” Looking positively Mona Lisa–ish, with that steady gaze and indecipherable expression. Did he know he was a genius? Did he realize the impact he would have on the world in the centuries to come?
Did he know this collection would fetch a cool million or two? Or three?
Exhaling softly, the intruder closed the book, then carefully wrapped it in a sweatshirt, placed it in a duffel bag, and surrounded it with another sweatshirt, sweatpants, shorts, and socks. Clean, of course. The canvas messenger bag was left behind, a little flatter but still in the same spot.
How could the old woman be so careless? She hadn’t deserved to own this book, anyway. Maybe no one person should own it. But somebody would want it badly enough to pay big, big money. No doubt about it. And someone else would reap the mighty profit.
Someone like me.
At any rate, the intruder had as much claim to the treasure as the old woman had had. More importantly, she was gone, and the intruder was here.
But not for long.
After a quick look around to make sure no evidence was left behind, the intruder hurried to the kitchen and slipped out, quietly pulling the door shut.
Shielded by two overgrown lilac bushes on either side of the back stoop, the intruder paused for a moment to remove the gloves and stick them in the pockets of a hoodie. Glancing at the overcast sky and feeling grateful for the gloom that darkened the yard, the intruder breathed in the heavy, charged air.
I did it.
All that remained was to cash it in.
From somewhere in the shadows, an owl cried a single lonely call. And then it was quiet once more.
CHAPTER 1
Four days earlier
The soft breeze caressed my shoulders like a lover, and I slowed my steps to enjoy it. I had shed my blazer the minute I left the office, had tucked it over my purse strap, and had traded my heels for flat sandals. I was cutting through Fieldstone Park. The air was fresher there under the trees. The breeze carried the scent of roses mingled with the spicy-earth aroma of mature pines and flowering shrubs. I inhaled deeply. Summ
er had come early this year.
Just above the horizon, a vivid crescent moon, larger than life, began its nightly ascent. All around me, the first fireflies flickered in the dusky shadows, while hidden crickets chirped a timeless serenade.
As a matter of fact, the evening was so damn romantic, I couldn’t take it anymore. I stopped in my tracks.
“Come on!” I said out loud. “What are you trying to do to me?”
A startled skateboarder skidded to a stop next to me, stamping one foot on the ground.
“Not you,” I said. “Her! This!” I flicked my wrist, waving a hand at the trees, the sky, the beauty. “Oh, never mind,” I muttered.
The skateboarder rolled his eyes and sped off. I sighed and continued down the path. I strolled past Memory Gardens and around Wedding Cake Fountain, breathing in the sultry fresh air. It was peaceful, for sure, but I felt restless. As I gazed around the park, I couldn’t help feeling it was a setup. The Goddess was putting on a spectacular show tonight, and it was all for me.
My bag suddenly felt heavier, and I shifted it to my other shoulder. Why did I feel so irritated all of a sudden? The slender headband that earlier had reined my long locks into a sleek retro bouffant now felt like a vise on my temples. The flower-scented air, now humid and dense, was suddenly cloying. The whole world pressed in.
Despite this momentary unease, I still loved it here. Honestly, I loved it all: the big park, the small town, the perfect evening. After all, Edindale wasn’t called the Eden of Southern Illinois for nothing. Yet, it was times like these that made me feel the most alone. That was it, I realized. The lovelier the night, the more deeply I felt my heart ache.
When I rounded a bend and caught sight of a dreamy-eyed couple heading my way, hand in hand, I decided I’d had about enough. I veered to my left, cut across a grassy stretch, stopped for a quick second to break off a purple stem from a riotously abundant bush clover, and then stepped onto the sidewalk toward home.
A few minutes later I climbed the steps to my cozy brick row house. Luckily, there was no sign of my neighbors, a happy older couple on my right and newlyweds on my left. Normally, I didn’t mind chatting with them, but I wasn’t in the mood just then. Even before my atmospheric walk home from work, I had been too painfully aware of my decided singleness today.
It had all started with the new client who walked into my office that morning. And it had ended when I flipped the page of my wall calendar and saw what I knew to be true but wanted to forget: My birthday was coming up in two weeks. I would be thirty.
Sigh.
I entered the row house and headed to the master bedroom. After shedding the suit and the headband, I pulled on yoga shorts and a soft old T-shirt and set about my usual evening chores. I seemed to have fallen into quite the domestic routine lately. First, I watered all my plants—the potted flowers on the front stoop, the hanging ferns in my front window, the herbs in my kitchen window boxes, the potted vegetables and palms and flowers on my back deck, and the houseplants throughout. Then I made myself a quick but tasty dinner consisting of granola cereal topped with fresh strawberries and organic almond milk—my go-to meal on nights I didn’t feel like cooking—and sat down in front of the computer in the den to browse online dating profiles.
“Cute . . . nah. Nice . . . or not. Hot, but . . . nah.” I found a reason to reject each one. The whole process seemed so shallow and hokey. These dating services might be helpful for some people, but they didn’t feel right for me. They seemed to lack that almost magical element of serendipity in meeting people the old-fashioned way. This way felt too contrived.
Speaking of old-fashioned, I found my mind wandering back to the new client I had counseled today. Her name was Eleanor, and she was about the sweetest old lady I’d ever met. With her short gray hair, polyester slacks, and embroidered top, she was the picture of grandmotherly. In fact, what with her twinkly blue eyes and soft plumpness, I had had to resist the urge to hug her as we said good-bye.
Eleanor was my favorite kind of client. I loved helping nervous people navigate the legal intricacies that went along with so many momentous life events. Some such events were happy, like adoptions and real estate closings. Others, like divorces, could be contentious or sad—or joyous, depending on the client. My firm handled all sorts of family law issues, but I’d come to specialize in trusts and estates. Oftentimes, people put off preparing a will, not liking to face the idea of their own mortality. And sometimes they were distrustful of lawyers. Eleanor was like that at first, but it didn’t take me long to put her at ease.
Plus, she was nearly bursting with excitement about her secret. Besides her daughter, Darlene, and the expert who had appraised her find, I was the only one to know that comfortably middle-class Eleanor was about to become a very wealthy woman.
I had learned this morning that Eleanor’s husband, Frank, had died four years earlier, with a simple will that left everything to his wife. She had avoided having a will herself, thinking, like a lot of people, that however her assets were distributed by law when she was gone would be just fine. Besides, she’d thought she didn’t have much—certainly nothing worth fighting over. But that had all changed last week. Going through some of her late husband’s things in the attic with her daughter, Eleanor had made an astonishing discovery: a rare book in excellent condition. And not just any book. She had found one of the most valuable books in all the world: a 1623 compendium of Shakespeare’s plays. It was the first ever Shakespeare publication, called the First Folio.
Eleanor knew what it was. Still, she was stunned to find it in the attic. Frank had inherited the prize from his great-uncle, an antiques collector, decades ago. Family lore had it that the book had been lost under somewhat mysterious circumstances. Some said it had been destroyed in a fire; others claimed the book had been stolen or maybe lost in a bet. Nevertheless, here it was, tucked in the bottom of an army trunk, under some olive-drab wool blankets.
Eleanor didn’t know if Frank had even known the book was there, and she’d probably never know. Regardless, she realized that her estate would be significantly bigger now than she had ever dreamed. It was her daughter who had got her thinking about bequests and had encouraged her to see a lawyer.
I smiled to myself as I remembered how excited Eleanor was at the prospect of leaving substantial gifts to causes near to her heart—her alma mater, her favorite museum, the local animal rescue shelter—not to mention individual gifts to her family members. Eleanor had two children and five grandchildren, plus an adorable new great-grandbaby, whose photo Eleanor had proudly showed me. She also had a brother who was still living and several nieces, nephews, and cousins. It was quite a big family.
A big, loving, supportive family.
I came from a pretty big family, too. I had a mom and dad, two older sisters, and an older brother. But they were all miles away and not really a part of my daily life anymore.
My house seemed exceptionally quiet.
I got up and took my bowl to the kitchen, washed it, and put it away. Then I threw in a load of laundry and generally puttered around, all the while feeling lower and lower. At one point I flipped on the radio and promptly shut it off. “What’s the deal with the mood tonight? Is there something in the air?” Sometimes I spoke to the Goddess, like Bewitched’s Samantha Stephens called out to her mother in an empty room. Of course, on the TV show that was usually because Endora was up to some new high jinks to trouble Samantha’s boringly mortal husband.
I laughed in spite of myself and shook off the gloom. There was something I could do, I knew. I didn’t have to pine around, a victim of unalterable circumstances. I could take matters into my own hands. I had the means; I had the power.
But should I do it?
I felt a little sheepish, even though no one was around to know.
I went back to the kitchen and poured a glass of Merlot. Then I walked around the house, drawing the shades.
What I needed was a man. Strike that. I didn’t need a
man. Still, I longed for a partner. And not just any partner. I stopped, with my wineglass raised halfway to my lips, as the realization sank in. I was yearning for my soul mate.
I went back to the kitchen and pulled out containers of herbs and spices from the corner cabinet. Then I got out my mortar and pestle and started mixing in a bit of this and a dash of that: patchouli, rose hips, cinnamon and basil, rosemary, jasmine, and a touch of hot chili pepper. I wasn’t following any particular recipe, but experience and intuition told me what to add.
Grinding the dried leaves and powders was like a meditation. As I breathed in the heady aroma, I thought about the idea of having a soul mate. Was there one person out there meant for each of us? Was I truly incomplete without my missing other half? The thought of needing another person, especially a man, made my fiercely independent self bristle. I could take care of myself, thank you very much.
Still, people needed people . . . obviously. Community and cooperation were pretty much the last, best hope for this calamitous world. Or so I’d heard.
Besides, even if there was not one particular person destined for another, I did believe in balance. Like work and play, yin and yang, and the two broken parts of a heart-shaped locket, one without the other just wasn’t right. Plus, you needed two to tango. I was looking for my perfect dance partner.
I spooned my herbal concoction onto a piece of cheesecloth, brought up the four corners, and tied it with a red thread. Then I poured another glass of wine and took it to my bedroom upstairs.
There’s nothing wrong with what I’m doing, I told myself. Why was I so nervous?
I set the herb pouch on my antique console table, next to the sprig of bush clover I’d picked at Fieldstone Park. Then I gathered some candles and arranged them in a circle on the Persian rug before the console. I placed a large vanilla-scented pillar candle in the center, and on that candle I carved my name within the outline of a heart. I lit the candles.
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