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by Jordan L. Hawk


  “I have business to attend to with our new friend,” he said as he finally leaned back. “Take my daughter and your friend home. I’ll see you later.”

  Jack would have protested at being cast as the little woman, but Math was already gone. So was Hell.

  Jack, Ambrose, and Tracy were back at the road, next to Ambrose’s car.

  Epilogue

  NO ONE wants to go to Hell. Not even the Devil.

  THE CANDLEMAN had been buried three days before. It had been, by all accounts, a nice ceremony, if empty. The fate of Dale Kinney’s soul had already been decided. His brother had attended—and reopened the diner that had reverted to him—but his daughter hadn’t. Officially she was still missing.

  Jack didn’t know what to do with her yet. He couldn’t just hand her over to the authorities—a demon child with a knack for the Infernal—but she was still too human for Hell. God knew, it was bad enough she was stuck with Jack for now. His parental examples had been… lacking.

  She held Jack’s hand as they looked at the grave. Her other hand was in a neat white cast. She didn’t let anyone write on it.

  “He wasn’t really my dad,” she said. “Is it okay to be sad?”

  “I think so,” he said. “He raised you. He loved you. Just because he wasn’t the only one who made you, that doesn’t mean he wasn’t your dad. It’s always sad when someone who loves you dies.”

  She nodded solemnly. “I’ll be sad, then.”

  “I’ll leave you with him for a minute,” Jack offered. “I’ll be over by the angel.”

  Tracy nodded, and Jack wandered away to the hooded angel that brooded over an ivy-cracked tomb. He leaned back against it and tiredly rubbed his eyes.

  “Does she ever ask about me?” Math asked.

  Jack flinched and banged his shoulder against the angel’s wing. He gave Math an annoyed look as the demon leaned against the tomb next to him.

  “It’s been a month,” he said. “She’s asked everything. I have fuck-all answers.”

  Math shrugged. “The little warlock was very afraid of someone. It took a while to make him more afraid of me.” He put his arm around Jack’s waist and leaned against him as though he wanted to warm up. “What do you need to know?”

  “Why?” Jack asked.

  Math snorted. “I told you that already. I was bored. Kinney wanted his brother’s wife, so I set them up but made sure she’d resent him. Mallory wanted a child and her husband was infertile, so I told her to fuck her brother-in-law. Only when Tracy was born, it was obvious she wasn’t either brother’s. Everyone got exactly what they wanted, and it made them miserable.”

  Sometimes Jack forgot what Math was. Not today.

  “Why couldn’t you go to Hell? Get her back yourself?”

  Math shrugged. “Until she’s old enough to harvest her own souls, I have to feed her from my power. Usually it doesn’t matter. She’s part of me, after all. However, once she passed out of my control, out of Dale’s custody, that power went with her. I was weak, and if I’d gone into Hell, they’d have known that. Oh and, technically, I should never have made her. Not here. Not yet.”

  A chill ran down Jack’s back, but he had grown used to it. He leaned back against Math and watched as Tracy crouched down in front of her dad’s grave. She dug a little hole and dropped something into it that flashed silver.

  “Could Zachary have done it?” Jack asked. “Used her power to cross the mirror, to become a demon?”

  Math bit his lower lip. It was rare he didn’t have an answer, right or wrong, on the tip of his tongue.

  “I don’t know,” he admitted. “For a while, maybe.”

  “What are you going to do with her?” Jack asked.

  Math shrugged. “She’s my child, not my pet,” he said dismissively. “She’ll be fine. You just need to keep her alive until she rips the soul from someone and leaves forever.”

  Jack spluttered. “What?”

  Math leaned in and kissed him roughly. “You promised,” he said as he sat back. “Remember?”

  He pushed himself off the angel and walked away. His feet left dead patches in the grass. Just before he turned the corner, he stopped and looked back.

  “Tell her I… am fond of her,” he said stiffly.

  “First time I’ve seen you lie,” Jack said. “You love her. In your own way.”

  Math tilted his head to consider. Whatever he decided surprised him. “I suppose I… might. Not the way I love you, but… more than I should.”

  Then he shrugged, rounded the corner, and was gone. Jack leaned against the broken grave and stared after Math. Demons weren’t meant to love. He didn’t know what it meant if one could, if one even wanted to enough to pretend it did.

  A cold hand tucked into his. “Can we go see Mommy?” Tracy asked.

  Jack breathed out. His breath was colder than it should be from Math’s lips. He supposed it made no difference to him. He’d never been meant to love Math, and he always had anyway, even when he hated him as well.

  “Sure,” he said.

  They walked through the cemetery together, the dead man and the demon child.

  It started there.

  TA MOORE genuinely believed that she was a Cabbage Patch Kid when she was a small child. This was the start of a lifelong attachment to the weird and fantastic. These days she lives in a market town on the Northern Irish coast and her friends have a rule that she can only send them three weird and disturbing links a month (although she still holds that a DIY penis bifurcation guide is interesting, not disturbing). She believes that adding “in space!” to anything makes it at least 40 percent cooler, will try to pet pretty much any animal she meets (this includes snakes, excludes bugs), and once lied to her friend that she had climbed all the way up to Tintagel Castle in Cornwall, when actually she’d only gotten to the beach, realized it was really high, and chickened out.

  She aspires to being a cynical misanthrope, but is unfortunately held back by a sunny disposition and an inability to be mean to strangers. If TA Moore is mean to you, that means you’re friends now.

  Website: www.nevertobetold.co.uk

  Facebook: www.facebook.com/TA.Moores

  Twitter: @tammy_moore

  Counterfeit Viscount

  By Ginn Hale

  When Prodigal devils begin disappearing, Archie Fallmont, Viscount of Granville, finds himself in the unenviable position of being required to investigate. He has, after all, sold his soul to the handsome devil—and flashy dresser—Nimble Hobbs. Now Archie must join Nimble, sleuthing out the knotty secrets of noble families and an infamously exclusive club.

  But as bullets fly and top hats fall, Archie begins to fear he and Nimble are up against much worse than just dreadful poetry recitals. Not only is a murderer on the loose, but Archie is growing disturbingly fond of having a devil around.

  Chapter One: The Counterfeit Viscount

  THE VAST majority of days came and went for Archibald Lycrugus Granville, Viscount Fallmont, with the genteel luxuries of fresh-cut flowers, boots polished to a razor gleam, suppers served on gilded plates, and night after night of card games, at which he never lost more than he won.

  Butter upon bacon, as Nimble would described it.

  Archibald owned a stable of high-strung racehorses and retained a vast staff at each of his estates—though he rarely strayed from his elegant townhouse to visit either. From time to time, he pretended to woo the latest foreign heiress released into the staid waters of the peerage, and on occasion he indulged the expenses of a handsome artist or pretty actress.

  Aside from the wide red shrapnel scar hidden beneath the snowy breast of his shirt, he appeared wholly unmarked by hardship. Fair, tan, and slim, he passed for a blithe youth even now at twenty-five.

  His could’ve been a carefree life, except for the one day every third month when he descended to the pits of Hells Below and paid his devil.

  March 21st, he woke before daybreak and slipped away from his attentive staff
and current houseguests. He walked through the wan blue light, alongside herb girls and the last of the night patrolmen. Somewhere to the west, men called out the wonders of their coffee carts, and Archibald imagined that he could smell the aroma of the bitter black stuff rising on the clouds of steam that drifted from the river and blanketed the streets.

  Sunlight burned through the fog by the time he reached the cold, clean room he rented at the Briar Hotel. There he exchanged his fashionable sable coat, his glossy top hat, and his silver pocket watch for the oilcloth cloak and worn cap common to the multitude of vagrant war veterans he’d once numbered among. He took up his bludgeon of an ironwood walking cane and traded his calfskin shoes for the battered army boots that had been far too big for him when he’d first been issued them at fifteen.

  The brass mirror on the dresser door cast him in golden tones, but he certainly didn’t cut the figure of Viscount Fallmont anymore. Just plain old Archie now, and not so important that it would do anyone any good to mind where he went or what company he kept.

  He departed the Briar by a back door and clipped through the bustling streets, leaving the realm of marble facades and large green parks far behind as he passed through blocks of modest brick businesses, and tramped on across the Crown Tower Bridge. Out in the less seemly section of the city, he picked his way through narrow alleys of cramped tenements, roaring factories, and sparkling gin palaces already filling up with shadows of human beings seeking bright oblivion. Here a few people knew him as Archie—an apple seller and a cat’s-meat man. They exchanged friendly greetings and a little news, then went their separate ways.

  At last he reached the towering granite arch that rose over the worn stone stairs leading down to Hopetown—much more commonly known as Hells Below. Archie descended into the humid shadows slowly, admiring the ornate, soot-stained beauty of the mosaics decorating the walls on either side of him. Even through the ages of dirt and in the dim light, he made out bright shards of color and fantastically graceful figures. The mosaics supposedly chronicled the glorious day, hundreds of years ago, when the terrifying and beautiful armies of Hell had ascended to accept salvation and conversion at the hands of the church. Gleaming serpents and winged lions numbered among the burnished gold figures of fallen angels and towering warriors. Satanel, Leviathon, Sariel, Rimmon. Archie traced his finger over the surface of the inlaid metal-and-glass tiles, admiring the magnificence of those beings who’d once claimed dominion over lightning, raging seas, and the souls of the dead.

  Not that anyone like them persisted in the vast ghetto beneath the sprawling city of Crowncross nowadays. Their descendants were called Prodigals, and most labored in dark, hard, and hazardous industries, where their natures supposedly lent them resistance to poisons, smoke, and exhaustion. Many weren’t too easy to recognize at a distance, though up close their yellow eyes, black fingernails, and jagged teeth tended to give them away, as did the citric scent of their sweat. But beyond those superficial traits, most Prodigals had as much in common with their preternatural ancestors as Archie had in common with Lord Bottham’s pet macaque. There were the exceptions, however.

  As had become his habit, Archie paused, studying the mosaic. One devil’s familiar figure always held his attention. Broad and bronzed, with black hair and eyes as yellow as lemon drops. Even obscured within a procession of infernal dukes and damned princes, that single devil seemed to gaze back at Archie with an unreasonably amused and assured smirk. That was the face of a devil who knew he possessed rare and wondrous powers.

  Archie could have sworn it was his own Nimble Hobbs, just about to say, “One day every three months, you’ve sworn to be mine, body and soul. So, haul your pampered ass down these dirty stairs and pay me what you owe me, Archie.”

  There were far worse ways to pay a debt than in Nimble’s arms.

  Archie took the steps by twos and soon reached the vast cavernous catacomb that spilled out beneath the city. It seemed to burrow deeper yearly, as more and more sewer pipes and gas lines invaded from the city above. Churches and storefronts leered out of the stone faces of the walls, and chipped gravel studded the tracks of mud that passed for streets. Yellow gaslight flickered from the occasional streetlight, and oily droplets of condensation dribbled from the pitted stone ceilings high overhead. The air smelled like grapefruit, piss, and burning shoes.

  Archie drew his kerchief up over his nose and mouth before they started to burn. A pair of goggles offered his eyes some protection as he strolled along the wooden walkways, greeting crews of miners, dyers, tanners, and hatters as they passed on their way back from working long night shifts.

  A gray-haired, legless Prodigal soldier on a street corner hailed him, and Archie stopped to hear a little of his story; he’d defended Sollum Hill as Archie had, but hadn’t been lucky enough to have Nimble stand over his bloody body, safeguarding him through the last night of cannon fire and cavalry charges.

  “We held that damn hill, though, didn’t we?” The soldier’s yellow eyes looked as faded as old newsprint. He gazed past Archie into a remembered distance.

  Archie nodded and shuddered as a droplet of condensation from the cave ceiling spat down the back of his neck. “You fellows in the Prodigal battalions won us the hill and the war,” he said, and that was the truth. The Nornians had possessed better steel, more deadly bombs, and enormous cavalries, but hadn’t had Prodigals. They’d been utterly unprepared for the monstrous ferocity and inhuman endurance of those few Prodigal forces.

  “If it hadn’t been for your lot, we’d all be speaking Nornic, using paper for money, and eating dry fish for every meal,” Archie added.

  A flush colored the old soldier’s sallow cheeks. He studied Archie. “You must have been one of them infants they conscripted to drive the guns and carry the silver crosses. You kiddies did right by us, hauling up fresh water and ammunition.”

  “Third Children’s Brigade.” Archie managed a smile, though the memories made his skin feel cold as clay slip. He’d not been called up in a lottery, like so many of the Prodigal children who’d been taken from their weeping parents. No, his uncle had handed him and his brother over, like pennies proudly tossed into a collection plate.

  “Rifleman in the Fifth, me.” The soldier scratched at the stump of his left leg, then glanced away to glower at a fat black rat. He picked up a pebble and flung it hard enough to stun the rodent.

  While the soldier appeared distracted, Archie slipped a generous contribution into his beggar’s canteen—enough to keep him through this year at least. Then he wished the man a good day and went on his way, up the wooden walkways and over the slate roof of the Blessed Medicine Distillery and through the doors of Mrs. Mary Molly’s Boarding House.

  Inside the warm, well-lit establishment, Nimble stood strangling a plump little man dressed in a priest’s frock coat.

  Chapter Two: A Ruffian and a Gentleman

  NIMBLE GLARED over his shoulder but, seeing that it was only Archie who’d walked in on him, gave a nod and returned his snarling attention to the flushed, gasping pastor.

  “You tell Reverend Eligos that I don’t abide trespassers on my turf. He sends you around here to poach my kiddies, and it won’t just be Tillie Pistol and Bastard Jack busting up his services. Nimble Knife will cut him right out of the living business, yeah?”

  The plump man made a jerking motion that passed for a nod, and Nimble all but tossed him to the floor. The pastor struggled up to his feet, swaying and gasping. The purple color faded from his face, but his eyes still bulged like he’d spent too many afternoons playing dickey games with a noose.

  Archie moved away from the door.

  “Off with you, you letchwater toad!” Nimble’s voice was always rough and rumbling, but now his words came out like a mastiff’s growl. The sharp teeth he bared would have done a dog proud as well.

  The pastor bolted past Archie and raced down the wooden stairs like a teakettle bumping and bouncing off every corner. Archie half expected to hear th
e planks crack and then shouts as the man crashed through the distillery roof. Nimble strode to one of the three circular windows and studied the pastor’s descent while glaring murder down on the man. Then, all at once, he let the yellow curtain fall back over the green glass window and turned to Archie. He offered a broad theatric smile that seemed to light his yellow eyes to gold.

  “Archie, what a pleasure to see you here so early. I wasn’t expecting you before ten. And certainly not looking so clean as this. Don’t tell me you’ve found an honest trade, my bantling.”

  “Still employed in the family business of doing nothing for no one at no particular hour, I’ll have you know.” Archie pulled the kerchief down from his mouth and pushed the goggles up to better see his surroundings. The entryway and small parlor appeared as tidy and colorful as ever. Bright wallpaper spilled a riot of floral patterns across the walls. Mismatched chairs stood around the hearth, and gold light glowed from two gaudy orange lamps.

  Archie expected Nimble to throw his arms around him and pull him close, as was his habit. Then he would offer Archie a tot of blue gin, or some other alcoholic paint thinner, to ease him up for the inevitable backgammon they’d get up to in Nimble’s private room. But this morning Nimble stood a little too straight, with his big hands jammed into the pockets of his red corduroy jacket. He wore the heavy canvas trousers and tall black boots that he preferred for tramping through muddy streets, instead of the dog-velvet dressing gown he normally donned on the days Archie came calling. His broad, handsome smile looked like it had been slapped on with wallpaper paste and tasted bitter.

  At once Archie knew they weren’t alone. He noticed a shadow flitting back and forth where the door to the kitchen stood slightly ajar. Alarm shot through Archie, but he held his nerve.

 

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