Stanton beckoned. He was standing next to a bus designated STATE LEGISLATURE over its windshield. It was surrounded by parked limousines. Beyond the bus there was nothing but sky and lake. They followed Stanton as he pushed the folding door and climbed in. It was quiet and pleasant inside. They were out of the wind and no longer had to shout to each other. The French Canadian was silenced on his platform. His lengthy printed speech whirred decoratively in his hand. His curious mouth made interesting shapes in the air like a cooky cutter. And the sun shone hard upon everything. Quinn could see down the far slope of the bridge to the town of St. Ignace and beyond to the forests of the Upper Peninsula. Then Stanton found the liquor and the box lunches and they sat down. Quinn was hungry. Janey asked for the first time if they could go home now please, that is back to the club please, she didn’t, if no one minded, want to go to jail. She was ignored by Stanton, and Quinn didn’t know what to say to her. The players can’t be expected to talk to the spectators.
“Have you served your country?” Stanton asked, indicating Quinn with the point of his sandwich.
“No,” Quinn said, “I take, take, take and never give.”
“Never been in the army?” Stanton knew he hadn’t.
“No, have you?” Quinn knew that Stanton had been, of course. But it was expected that he should let Stanton rehearse this obsession.
“Just a little. I was found unfit for general consumption. Whenever I was in the barracks with a crowd of soldiers, my blood pressure climbed so high it distorted my vision. They had to let me go. Military hearts were broken. I couldn’t see, Mr. Quinn, I couldn’t see.”
They tried to talk about other things, but Stanton smothered any incipient conversation not related to the trial he seemed to be conducting.
“I think they’re starting to move,” said Janey. She was looking out of the back of the bus. Quinn tried to see. “Wait, he’s going on with the speech. This is our chance.”
“No,” said Stanton. Quinn wanted to get out too. He would even have agreed to run for it; but at the same time—and this is where he began to feel it—he recognized that there was something to be lost or recorded depending upon who first moved to escape. So he vacillated between numbing himself to their peril and searching the group outside for signs of restiveness. Looking at those faces beyond the window, he thought of stampede. “Why don’t we bust open some of these other lunches?” he said.
“Why don’t we get out of here?” Janey asked. The two men stared at her with disapproval. Stanton asked if she was complaining about the food and she told him that he wasn’t funny. He reminded her that it was free and nourishing too. Quinn asked, “Anybody want any more—what is this?—pâté?”
“Please.” She hid her face, then uncovered it quite suddenly to say angrily, “I’m scared!” Quinn was unconvinced by this and wondered for the first time if she was in it too.
The floor was littered with sandwich wrappers and Stanton had thrown food. Ice cubes stood in small pools of melted water on the rubber aisle mat. Through the tinted windows of the Greyhound, Quinn could see lake gulls wheeling and screaming. He looked again toward the audience where G. Mennen Williams of the soap industry had replaced the French Canadian. The governor stood at the podium, his head turned to his predecessor. The Frenchman’s eyes were directed toward the governor’s bow tie, admiring its spotted surface. The governor looked at the Frenchman’s hairline. All the mouths of the audience opened and closed in cries of spasmodic, unhearable laughter. The governor allowed himself a grin. Behind the podium the cars of the queens were parked in a semicircle and all of the queens huddled together for warmth and opened their mouths to laugh as the others did.
“Please please please.”
“All right, can it!”
“For someone who was in the army such a short time,” she said miserably, “you picked up so many of the expressions.”
“Quinn, we live in a world wracked with strife.”
“They’re starting to move!” Janey cried.
“They’ve stopped again,” said Quinn, making a grandstand play. Janey looked at him with surprise and disappointment. Before she could say anything, and Quinn dreaded what it would be, two women in wind-damaged picture hats stepped onto the front of the bus. Quinn thought this must be the end.
“We’re not ready for you yet, ladies!” Stanton called; any reservations Quinn had fell away, and the admiration flooded in. When he glimpsed Janey, he saw that her eyes too reflected an unexpected pleasure. The two women retreated, Quinn supposed for reinforcements; they didn’t look as if they had been taken in. Stanton, meanwhile, was talking about a plan he had for raising a Mormon shipwreck off Beaver Island. But Quinn allowed his eyes to fasten upon the door in a point-sacrificing manner; therefore, he was the first to descry the entrance of three gentlemen of the order of Shriners. They all three wore the headgear of their fraternity, the fez. Stout gentlemen, they suggested that Shriner life suited them to a T. Visible behind them were the two women who had appeared earlier.
“Say!” said the first of the gentlemen in the fezzes. His face had gone beef red at the sight of the three and the untidiness which they had created.
“Out out out,” said Stanton, hurrying the first gentleman, and in turn the others, by pushing his chest. “Not another word if you’re going to thrust yourselves in here like that. Not one more word.” He pushed them out the door, shut it with a rubbery clatter and returned.
Quinn was awestruck. He wanted Stanton’s signature on his infielder’s mitt. Stanton went on about his shipwreck. He said it was a small steamer and was carrying a printing press. A multitude looked in the windows of the bus. “Shall I open another box lunch?” Quinn asked, trying to regain his self-respect in the face of Stanton’s tour de force. But he saw only the commonplaceness of his suggestion reflected in Stanton’s eyes.
“I’m full, thank you,” Stanton said. Quinn was ashamed of himself. He should have refused to play; but now that he was, he was ashamed for playing so poorly. How could he become a tycoon and a savant or even tell people what to do when he behaved like this? People were pounding on the windows. “Let’s get the show on the road,” Stanton said and walked forward to the door. The three gentlemen of the fraternal order were standing just outside. They had been joined by the lieutenant-governor and by the smoked pickerel queen who had lost her elusive prettiness in indignation. Stanton opened the door and looked upon them like a censorious bishop. “What is it?” He had become this bishop. “Yes?”
“Look, you!” It was the first Shriner once more, his fez drolly askew.
“Do you have tickets?” Stanton asked. He was stern with these people.
A roar: “Tickets!”
Stanton closed the door and latched it. Quinn could feel nothing around him. He floated in his seat. Stanton pulled down the microphone and held its button. His voice was loud outside as he spoke. “Regular bus service begins—” here he consulted his watch “—in about thirteen months. Now I know that’s a long wait and I would like to suggest to those of you who didn’t bring just an awful lot of camping equipment that you spend the interim building shelters of a simple, utilitarian kind and gathering essential foodstuffs.” He released the button, replaced the microphone and drove away. When the shouting of the canaille died behind, there was only Quinn’s helpless, rueful applause.
Stanton hired an off-duty patrolman to deliver the bus to the Otsego County grange hall for their annual VFW picnic. The officer hesitated until Stanton hinted that there would be something in it for him at the other end. “Keep money in front of these bozos if you want action.” They went to the boat where Stanton popped the tarp off its grommets and gathered it in his arms to stow belowdecks. Quinn lent a hand, trying to size up Stanton’s intentions. Stanton opened the hatches and ran the ventilation blowers before starting the engines. They cast off, reversed out of the slip and moved toward the bridge steadily. When they drew under it, Stanton shifted the engines into neutral and go
t out the glasses. Directly above them, the crowd they had just left straggled south toward Mackinac City. “We bitched them good,” said Stanton, pushing the outermost levers forward. The yacht began to move again on the brilliant chop. Stanton pulled up the hinged seat in front of the controls, fixed its support rod and sat down. Quinn leaned against the shelf under the windshield, seeing over the front of the boat the flat breaking of water at the bows. The deck tapered forward with its narrow consecutive planks of holystoned teak; and on this surface, like some sculptural display, were the polished horns and big knuckled-over searchlights.
“Janey isn’t fond of boats, are you?”
“Not very.”
“And since she is a social do-gooder, she figures it’s childish to have such expensive playthings. Is that accurate?”
“Pretty much.”
“I once recommended Janey to Clara Barton, founder of the Red Cross Rescue Relief. I said here is a girl who can rescue and relieve. James, old sport, I’ve had the boredom around my neck more than once and I haven’t been ashamed to scream. I screamed like a Bedouin. What’s the matter with me, Mr. Quinn. I have what men dream of. I’m free, white and twenty-one with sixty zillion dollars billowing in a green cloud out of my asshole and I am obliged to scream like a Bedouin. Explain that to me, Cedric, and I’ll buy you a new Slazenger.”
“I can’t explain.”
“It comes up around my throat like a cold ring and I find I am a pagan with less energy than an odalisque and there is no God. Why?” Quinn thought of the tooth that had floated out of his tongue.
“I don’t know. I can’t explain it.”
“If God will show himself, I will buy him a new Slazenger.” They drove leisurely in the boat that rolled along at the cost of fifty-six gallons an hour. Stanton continued to introduce the usual topics: the Dreyfus Affair, the Papist conspiracy in America, the eruptions of Popocatepetl, Shakespeare, the Monomoy Indians, freeze-dried food, jai alai. Suddenly he shook Quinn’s hand. “Help me,” he said, “I need your help. No tips, please. Women will not wear shorts or halters in town. I need your assistance.”
“He drinks, he swarms…”
They were still a distance from the bridge at this point and Stanton swung the boat back in a sharp bank that was a reply to Janey. When they were a short distance from the bridge, Stanton cut the engines. The boat continued to drift, swinging slowly sideways. Stanton hurried below and came up with a megaphone, thrusting it out to Quinn’s vision. As they glided now, turning sideways toward the bridge, he lifted a pair of binoculars to his eyes, hung them around his neck, raised the megaphone and called, “What’s the trouble? What are you walking for, you people?” The crowd overhead was distant, silhouetted against the gibbous, china sky. Answering voices came but couldn’t be made out. “I can’t hear you!” Stanton called and the indistinct voices came again. The group above had stopped and looked down at them. “Look, take my advice: regular bus service begins in thirteen months; stay where you are!” A speck appeared against the sky, enlarging very rapidly to splash beside the boat, disappear and bob up again, a lady’s shoe. Stanton contemplated it. “Ah, well,” he said, tired. He threw the megaphone down the companionway and started the engines, which once again began their heavy, fuel-devouring drone.
Years had passed since they were here together. As boys, they had lived for such trips. The last one had been ruined by the oppressive and ridiculous presence of Stanton’s father who wandered over the property with hunched, lugubrious shoulders, stopping people on paths, people with fishing rods and picnic lunches, to tell them what an ungrateful handful his son was; what a nasty little ingrate, his mother chimed in, not to know what side of his bread the butter was on. Quinn remembered the gentlemen, the women too, stopping in their green sportsman’s kingdom to consider a series of rhetorical questions put to them by the boozy couple. The strange fact was that because Stanton at seventeen stayed sober, the deteriorated pair felt he was trying to be superior, to be condescending. And until the time they threw him out of the house to go to college, they skulked around and drank on the sly.
Stanton nosed the boat to the front of the dock; then, reversing its engines so that a heavy churn of disturbed water revolved away and under the pilings, he swung the stern up snug and shut off the ignition. “The boat came in handy once. We made a fast exit from the El Convento Hotel in San Juan where I had been lewdly handled by Janey’s Aunt Judy, who is younger than she is.”
“Vernor, don’t do that,” Janey said.
“What were you escaping?” Quinn asked.
“Turpitude.”
“Ah, then.”
“This Aunt Judy was the love of my life, such as it is.”
“We believe you, darling; but do shut up.”
“No wantum to.”
“Do anyway.”
“I lived on the boat and made a regular appearance at the El Convento, walking up from the dock through San Juan memorably dressed in a white linen suit made for me in Martinique—”
“Why don’t you stop talking, darling?”
“Because I am obliged to recognize the great pleasure that it brings to others. Anyhow, brilliantly attired in this suit and wearing a chest protector constructed entirely of Yankee dollars, I went to the El Convento where as a matter of ritual I blew fifteen hundred at chemin de fer and ascended to the third-floor workshop of my two lady friends.”
“I’m not Cinderella.”
“No, ma’am.”
Janey said to Quinn, “In Vernor’s simple world, women are either Cinderellas or professionals.”
“That’s right!” said Stanton happily. Janey looked at him.
“I am not either one,” she said.
“My world is a horse opera. You know that. Where was I?” he asked Quinn.
“Going up the stairs.”
“Okay, and it was a question of whether or not someone had gotten at Judy before I could get at her. I considered it a good week when I batted, so to speak, five hundred. It was usually much—” he cleared his throat “—worse. Nevertheless, I fell in love. And we had a dry-run honeymoon.”
“Oh, Vernor, what’s the point?”
He went on, “We sailed away, away, over the sea. Judy and Vernor. Hearts and flowers. Away. The moon rose in hugeness over the Caribbean with a single wind-bent palm courtesy of Eastman Kodak in the foreground. Judy and Vernor, somewhat closer in the foreground, scuffled hectically and made love like … monsters.” He paused and said, “Oink.”
“Do you want to see his vaccination?” Janey asked Quinn.
“No, but you’re kind to offer.”
“It didn’t work out. Judy packed and left me and Janey in the hotel and we just got sort of real attached. Didn’t we, sugar? Hm?—Oh, look, you’re the one I love now! That was before, the monster stuff.”
“You be the judge,” she said. This seemed to make him nervous and Quinn therefore welcomed it.
“You’re coming down a little hard, aren’t you, darling? Where’s your sense of humor?”
She lit another of her innumerable cigarettes, dragged on it, throwing the match away, and said, exhaling smoke, “No, you weren’t trying to be funny, I guess.” She waved the smoke away with the hand that held the cigarette.
* * *
Early the next morning, Stanton appeared in Quinn’s doorway with a globe of iced orange juice which he put with a glass next to Quinn’s bed. “The first Bug House party is tonight,” he said. “There’d be no living here if we missed it.”
“Thanks,” Quinn said, pointing at the juice. He poured a glassful of it. “Yes, I’ll go.”
“All the old turds have arrived for long stays too. Jensen, Fortescue, Spengler, both Van Duzens, Jaycox, Laidlaw, Scott. All the people that hate us.”
“Okay, I’ll go.”
“I’m glad you’re willing. This is now my residence and I’m afraid it will need a little softening up before it’s much of a place to live in.” Quinn stiffened. “That’s wher
e you would be some help to me.” Quinn thought that this must be the measure of how thoroughly he had succumbed at the bridge yesterday: Stanton’s consideration of him as an automatic accomplice was restored.
Stanton lit a cigarette, looked upward and blew white smoke into the morning sun. “Why don’t you cut out this business baloney?” he asked. Quinn didn’t want to answer. He was susceptible and he didn’t want ridicule.
“Because I like it,” he answered anyway.
“You love it.”
“I like it. A lot.”
“Hire a manager, why don’t you, and join me in making the world tense. We’ll foment discord.”
“That was before. Besides, you’re a married man now.”
“Not so,” said Stanton, “Janey won’t marry me.”
“She won’t?” asked Quinn lamely.
“Under your hat. We get wedding presents.”
“Why won’t she marry you?” This embarrassed Stanton.
“Says I’m too mean and crazy. She says she’s sorry she loves me and I don’t blame her. I think it’s bad luck for her too. I’m not domestic.”
By the time Stanton left, it was almost noon. Quinn made himself lunch and got his fishing gear together and went to the river above the woodcock marsh. It was too bright. His floating line threw a beaded shadow along the bottom; and though Quinn worked hard for nearly an hour and a half and until his eyes ached from the concentration, he failed to raise a single fish. He put on his Polaroid glasses and kept wading until he came to a turning cutbank that terminated in a round, flowing pool, deep and alder-rimmed. Right away, he saw the silver, dull flashes of nymphing trout in its depths. He tried combination after combination on them without success until the perspiration ran off him. On a hunch, he tied on a small green nymph and caught four good rainbows in a row before he put the rest off their feed.
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