‘Are you still listening?’ demanded the old man. ‘I’m just getting to the interesting part.’
‘Still listening,’ nodded Davies.
‘Well listen then,’ said Mr Harkness. ‘Next time you come I might be dead and gone so I won’t be able to tell you a sausage, will I?’
‘Please go on.’
‘Where was I? In the water? No, looking down at it. Anyway in a trice I was in the bloody water. I just fell in. That sobered me up a bit. I can still feel the cold now. It stinks too, that canal. Everybody’s shit goes in there. Dead cats and everything.’
Davies nodded agreement.
‘And it was while I was in the water, hanging on to the bank actually, that I saw them.’
‘Them? Who?’
‘The policeman and the girl,’ said Mr Harkness patiently. ‘On the bank. I was in the dark, hanging on to the bank and they was on the path at the side. At first I thought I was in luck there being a copper handy. I mean, generally you can never find one when you want one. But there he was and there was me in the canal. But I was just about to holler and I saw he was kissing the girl. I thought, oi oi! There’s little of what you fancy going on here. So I stayed with my head out of the water and they were on the bank. At first I thought they was cuddling, but I couldn’t be sure about that. Because he sort of pulled her away towards the alley that goes up to the pawnshop.’
‘Towards where the old Home Guard blockhouse used to be?’
‘That’s it. That’s just it. I forgot that was there. I think they’d knocked it down by then, but it used to be just there.’
‘And you’re sure you saw all that.’
‘Sure? Of course I’m sure. I wouldn’t be telling you would I? I thought somebody would come around to see me from the police station because I told Dulcie here what I’d seen. After all the fuss about the girl, I mean.’
‘I thought he was rambling,’ said his daughter. ‘He was ever so ill. Bronchial pneumonia. He wasn’t far from dead. It was a year before he was really right. That’s when we moved out here to Bristol. I’m glad we did. Bristol air’s kept him alive.’
‘How dark was it?’ asked Davies. Mod was sitting staring at the photographs of the Zulu wars. He got up to inspect one closely as though he did not want to listen to what was not his business.
‘Not very dark,’ said Mr Harkness thoughtfully. ‘Except under the bleeding water. That was smelly and dark. But it was summer, like I said, and it was quite light really. And there was the light from that lamp on the bridge.’
‘So you’re sure in your own mind,’ ventured Davies. ‘That it was a policeman and a girl. Not just a courting couple?’
Mr Harkness smiled felicitously. ‘Oh, it was a copper all right. I’d been in court for drunk and incapable so many times that I knew a copper when I saw one. I even saw who it was.’
He paused. Davies, tight as a drum inside, stared unbelievingly. Mod was standing and staring too. With my luck, thought Davies in dead-pan panic, Mr Harkness will now drop dead.
‘Well,’ said Mr Harkness, more alive than any of them. ‘Do you want me to say who it was?’
‘Er … yes, please,’ nodded Davies with stiff calmness. ‘That would be most helpful.’
‘Well I knew him because he’d run me in so many times,’ said the old man. ‘Some of the young coppers were all right, but he was a miserable bugger. Yardbird, his name was. Police Constable Yardbird.’
All the way home in the back of the church conveyance Mod had to keep hold of the wheeled chair to prevent it careering carelessly about when Father Harvey took a bend, accelerated or applied the brakes, all three of which he was inclined to do with some violence and a degree of after-thought. On the outward journey to Bristol an abrupt halt at some traffic lights had resulted in Davies being propelled fiercely from one end of the vehicle to the other. After that Mod held tight to the chair.
‘Yardbird,’ Davies kept saying. ‘Yardbird. Christ, whatever are we going to do now? He might just as well have said it was the Prime Minister or the Archbishop of Canterbury.’
‘Your duty is clear,’ Mod said ponderously. ‘You must walk into his office and formally charge him with murder.’
Davies grimaced at him. ‘Apart from not being able to stand up, let alone walk, at the moment, I doubt if I’d ever be able to say the words. Not to him.’ He tried in a quivering voice: ‘Inspector Yardbird, I charge you that on the night of July 23rd, 1951, at Canal Towpath, London NW10 you did murder Celia Norris …’ He shook his head miserably. ‘He’d have me in the bloody cells before I could finish it off.’ Mod rocked the invalid chair minutely to and fro like a nurse with a worrying child. ‘Mr Harkness would make a grand witness,’ he said without conviction.
‘If he lives that long,’ grumbled Davies. ‘If he can hear, if they’ve got an oxygen machine handy. Christ, Mod he’s a hundred and one and the betting is about the same odds. A couple of nifty adjournements by the defence, a sharp draught coming through the court-room door, and our witness is no witness because he’s dead.’
Mod nodded his sympathy. He stood and opened the small aperture to the driver’s cabin. Father Harvey was singing a Gregorian Chant, a difficult task while driving at speed along the motorway. Mod closed the panel without saying anything.
‘I’ve got a body, exhibits including the girl’s bicycle, a witness and an accused, and I still don’t know why the hell I became a detective in the first place,’ said Davies miserably.
‘It’s something I’ve often asked myself,’ agreed Mod uncharitably. ‘Can I make a suggestion?’
‘You want me to forget the whole thing?’
‘No indeed not. Not now. You’re nearly there, boy. But think, is there anybody, anybody you’ve already talked to or anybody you think you should have talked to, who might just give it that extra couple of yards it needs? Anybody?’
Davies remained gloomy. The rest of the journey was made in general silence with Father Harvey’s muted praises, punctuated by curses directed at other drivers, filtering through to them. Mod took out an antique copy of Clarendon’s Rebellion, Volume Three and read it asiduously. Davies thought but nothing happened.
When they reached ‘Bali Hi’, Furtman Gardens, Mod wheeled Davies into the downstairs front room which Mrs Fulljames, with some grudging generosity, had put at his disposal for the time of his incapability, and at only a small extra cost. On the mantleshelf was a letter. It was from Frederick Fennell in the St Austin’s Mental Hospital, Bedford. It said simply: ‘Come and see me again for interesting news.’ Beneath his signature was the drawing of a girl’s bicycle.
Fortunately it was the off-season for outings from St Fride-wide’s and Father Harvey was able to bring the church vehicle around the following day so that Davies could be transported to see Fred Fennell. ‘I’ll see you get repaid one day,’ Davies promised the priest. ‘If all this becomes official police business.’
Father Harvey, who had shown remarkable incuriosity for a priest, nodded generously as he and Mod guided the invalid chair into the open rear of the vehicle. ‘I’d quite like to have one of those blue flashing lights on the roof,’ grunted the priest as he heaved the heavy load up an improvised ramp. ‘And maybe a police siren. Oh yes, I’d certainly like that.’
As they drove towards Bedford, Mod again rocked the chair moodily. ‘What d’you hope to get from this?’ he sighed. ‘Another witness? Your case gets better and better, Dangerous. One witness over a hundred and likely to pop off during his evidence, and another who’s convinced he’s Peter the Great.’
‘It’s not much of a line-up,’ acknowledged Davies. ‘But there’s got to be something. Something somewhere.’
Father Harvey helped them to disembark then obligingly went off to see the hospital chaplain whom he knew from an occasion when they had taken part in a religious brains trust in Wandsworth Prison. There was no question of the wheeled chair going through the main door, so Mod, on Davies’s guidance, took it thought the
rear garden gates. The solitary lady was still prodding at her private weeds with a table fork. Davies had warned Mod of what might occur so they were not surprised to be marched to the Superintendent’s office at gunpoint. Davies raised both hands, but Mod only one since the captor acknowledged that he needed the other to push the chair. Davies gave her a disarming smile as she delivered them to the main office and the Superintendent took them to see Frederick Fennell sitting calmly in the room where Davies had first met him.
‘Oh God help us, you’re in a state,’ said Fennell when he saw Davies. ‘I was told you’d been in a dispute.’
‘Described to a nicety,’ acknowledged Davies. ‘This is Modest Lewis, my assistant on this case. How did you hear about me?’
‘Tarantella, Madame Phelps-Smith, came to see me,’ said Fennell. He talked quietly and rationally. His face was no longer haunted. He smiled at the memory of her visit. ‘She said that she had shown you the bicycle. So I thought I ought to tell you the rest.’
Davies fidgeted forward in his chair. ‘Yes, Fred,’ he said steadily. ‘That would be very useful.’
‘My wife’s been to see me too,’ continued Fennell. ‘She came because you went back to her and asked her. I’m very grateful to you. That’s why I want to tell you.’ He paused and smiled, almost secretly. ‘Funny thing, I’ve been stuck in this nuthouse all this time and nobody’s bothered and all at once they both came to see me.’ He sighed. ‘I’ve had to tell Tarantella that it’s all over between us, of course. I think I’ll be on my way out of here before too long and then my good wife and I will start somewhere again. She brought me some nice cold beef sandwiches last time.’
‘In that case you’re definitely back in favour,’ said Davies firmly. ‘What else did you want to tell us?’
‘Oh yes. You don’t want to listen to all my personal gossip. When you came here last I wasn’t sure what you were after. You didn’t tell me in so many words. But Tarantella filled it all in. Anyway, if it’s any use to you, I’ve got something. By the way, did you like Edwina’s little place in the country?’
Davies remembered the swamped caravan. ‘Oh yes,’ he murmured. ‘Very rural.’
‘I want to sell it. Get right away from here. Down to Cornwall, somewhere fresh.’ He caught Davies’s glance. ‘Yes, well that’s me, again, isn’t it. Sorry, but so many things have happened. I feel like I’m alive again.’
‘You’re looking a great deal better,’ said Davies truthfully.
‘And thanks to you. It was like the sun coming up … Anyway listen. I’ve got something for you. Edwina brought it in to me. I told her where to find it in my old police relics. Here – it’s for you, Mr Davies.’
He held out a registered envelope. Puzzled, Davies took it. Mod was watching over his shoulder. ‘Registered,’ said Fennell. ‘See it’s registered London, NW10, 20th August, 1951. And it’s never been opened.’
‘What’s in it?’ asked Davies.
‘A statement by PC Dudley,’ said Fennell undramatically and simply. ‘He was a careful bloke, Dudley, and he wanted to be sure to cover himself. He wrote this when they started treating the Norris girl business as murder. He wrote it all down and then sent it to himself by registered post. If it remained unopened that would be proof that it was written at the time the registered post label was dated. Got me?’
‘Yes. But we can’t know what’s in it without opening it ourselves. And that would destroy its value as evidence.’
‘Right. But he made a copy. I’ve got that too. It was sealed up with sealing wax and I’ve opened it. They came from Australia, after Dudley died in that fire. A solicitor in Melbourne sent them to me. He said Dudley had lodged them with him with instructions that they were to be forwarded to me in the event of his death. He was in all sorts of trouble, you know. Maybe he planned to commit suicide. But anyway that fire settled it for him. And these arrived in the post.’
Fennell smiled wryly. ‘It was about the time when I went off my head.’ He glanced in a suddenly embarrassed manner as if he thought that Mod might not realise why he was in the building. ‘The envelope got stuck away with my other things and, to tell the truth I forgot all about them. I had enough trouble remembering who I was!’ He laughed. ‘You won’t believe this but I actually thought I was Peter the Great. And he’s been dead years!’
Davies glanced at him with alarm. But it was a joke. Fennell grinned knowingly at that. ‘Here’s the second envelope.’ He handed a foolscap envelope blotched with sealing wax to them. Davies took it. He was surprised to find himself so calm.
‘It’s about that night,’ said Fennell thoughtfully. ‘The night the girl disappeared. We’d been to the party for Davie Morris who was leaving the force and had had quite a few drinks, even though we were on duty. You could get away with, well sort of unofficial things. Anyway we, that’s Dudley and myself, we were supposed to be on duty in the little van. I sneaked in to see Tarantella and when I went out again I walked up the street towards the cemetery because that’s where I thought Dudley would be waiting. We used to meet up there. One of us would park the van by the cemetery gates and let the other go off for an hour. On this night the van wasn’t there, but there was this bike lying by the wall. I’d had it in the back of my mind for a long time to kind of have a bit of evidence standing by, you know to produce if anybody wanted to know what I was doing in Tarantella’s place. And my wife was getting suspicious. I would say that Tarantella had found it and I’d gone there in response to her call. The bike was some solid evidence, if you know what I mean. It all seems so bloody paltry now … and so far away.’
‘What happened to Dudley that night, do you think?’ Davies did not want him to slip away now.
‘Don’t worry,’ nodded Fennell. ‘I’m coming to that. I suppose we were just young coppers and up to all sorts of roguery. And we were allowed to get away with it. Anyway, this bike. I took it into Tarantella’s place and then I went back to find Dudley in the van. It was parked in the main road by the alley leading to the canal. By the pawnbrokers. Dudley was in the front but was still feeling terrible. He never could take his drink. In fact, you’ll see in the statement, he’d only just got there. He felt so bad that he’d been lying down in his girlfriend’s flat. There’s more about that in the statement. Anyway I told him to clear off early and I did the rest of the stint myself. I signed in for him when I got back to the station. There was never any difficulty about that either. It was easy.’
‘So Dudley was in the car when you got there?’ said Davies. In imagination he could see Mr Harkness cheerfully spilling false evidence in every sentence. He sighed wearily.
‘Yes, he was sat there. I remember how bad he looked. Silly bugger had been drinking rum. But … but something else had happened. Something … he’s put in the statement. You’ve got to read that for yourself. Even though we used to share that duty nearly all the time, and we’d fixed it to fiddle time off, we were never very pally. We never really trusted each other.’
‘But it was to you that he arranged to have these envelopes sent.’
‘Because I was there that night. That’s the reason. In a way I was in it with him. Whatever it was. Read it. Go on, read it.’
Fennell leaned forward, eagerness overcoming his carefully arranged calm. He watched Davies open the thin envelope. Davies read aloud.
‘At the top it says: “This is a true copy of my statement of 20th August, 1951, sealed in a registered envelope also in possession of Maxley Davidson of Flinders Street, Melbourne. The statement is as follows:
‘“On the night of July 23rd, 1951, I was on duty with PC Frederick Fennell, patrolling the area of the High Street, London NW10. There was a police social function at the nearby ‘Sturgeon Rooms’, a farewell party for a colleague, David Morris, who was leaving the force. During the course of our patrol in the police van PC Fennell and I called into this function and had some drinks. I drank rum which always has a bad effect on me and I felt ill. PC Fennell left before me and,
as he often did, went to visit a woman friend. We arranged to meet at the gates of the cemetery an hour later. Sometimes one of us would take unofficial time off and sometimes the other would do the same. The one who remained with the van would be at the cemetery entrance at a prearranged time. We had done this for more than a year and nothing had gone wrong with the arrangement.
‘“But on this night, I felt so bad after drinking the rum that I did not think I could drive the van to the rendez-vous. It was then that PC Vernon Yardbird offered to take over the duty for me. He had been drinking with the rest but he seemed to be all right. I let him take over and I went to the flat of a friend in the district and had a cup of coffee and a lie down. After about an hour I felt better and I walked to the cemetery gates intending to meet PC Yardbird with the van. It was not there and I walked along the High Street until I finally spotted it near the pawnbroker’s shop. There was no one in it. I could see someone moving down the alleyway leading to the canal. Someone was in the verge by the allotments.
‘“I called and eventually PC Yardbird came up the alley. He looked very strange, white-faced, sweating and there was blood on his cheek as though he had been scratched, and he told me he was going home because he thought he had drunk too much. I thanked him for doing me the favour and I got into the driving seat of the van. On the floor by the passenger seat I found a lipstick. I put this in my pocket but later I threw it away in case my wife found it. It is not until now – a month later – when the case of Celia Norris’s disappearance has come into prominence, that I have begun to think that the lipstick and the state PC Yardbird was in that night might have had any bearing on the case. The lipstick was a type sold in Woolworth’s and was of the same type that Celia Norris was said to have had. This statement is true.”’
Davies looked up at the others. ‘He’s signed it. James Henry Dudley, PC. Aug. 20th, 1951.’ He held the registered envelope in his hands, as though weighing it. ‘And that is a duplicate of the statement contained in this package.’ His natural pessimism asserted itself. ‘I hope.’
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