The Fredric Brown Megapack
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Table of Contents
COPYRIGHT INFORMATION
A NOTE FROM THE PUBLISHER
THE MEGAPACK SERIES
ARENA
EXPERIMENT
KEEP OUT
THE GEEZENSTACKS
HALL OF MIRRORS
EARTHMEN BEARING GIFTS
IMAGINE
IT DIDN’T HAPPEN
RECESSIONAL
EINE KLEINE NACHTMUSIK
PUPPET SHOW
NIGHTMARE IN YELLOW
JAYCEE
PI IN THE SKY
HAPPY ENDING
ANSWER
KNOCK
REBOUND
THE STAR MOUSE
ABOMINABLE
LETTER TO A PHOENIX
NOT YET THE END
ARMAGEDDON
OF TIME AND EUSTACE WEAVER
RECONCILIATION
NOTHING SIRIUS
PATTERN
THE YEHUDI PRINCIPLE
COME AND GO MAD
SENTRY
ETAOIN SHRDLU
THE END
COPYRIGHT INFORMATION
The Fredric Brown Megapack is copyright © 2013 by the Estate of Fredric Brown. All rights reserved. For more information, contact Wildside Press. Cover art © AlienCat / Fotolia.
SPECIAL THANKS
Special thanks to Barry Malzberg, agent for the Fredric Brown estate, for fascilitating this edition; and to David Datta for assistance with locating and scanning some of Fredric Brown’s short stories. This volume could not exist without them.
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
“Arena” originally appeared in Astounding Science Fiction, June 1944. Copyright © 1944 by Street & Smith Publications, Inc.
“Keep Out” originally appeared in Amazing Stories, March 1954.
“Happy Ending” originally appeared in Fantastic Universe, September 1957.
“Hall of Mirrors” originally appeared in Galaxy Science Fiction, December 1953.
“Earthmen Bearing Gifts” originally appeared in Galaxy Science Fiction, June 1960.
“Imagine” originally appeared in The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, May 1955. Copyright © 1955 by Fantasy House, Inc.
“It Didn’t Happen” originally appeared in Playboy, October 1963. Copyright © 1963 by H.M.H. Publishing Company.
“Recessional” originally appeared in Dude, March 1960. Copyright © 1960 by Mystery Publishing Company, Inc.
“Eine Kleine Nachtmusik” (with Carl Onspaugh) originally appeared in The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, June 1965. Copyright © 1965 by Mercury Press, Inc.
“Puppet Show” originally appeared in Playboy, November 1962. Copyright © 1962 by H.M.H. Publishing Company.
“Nightmare in Yellow” originally appeared in Dude, May 1961. Copyright © 1961 by Mystery Publishing Company, Inc.
“Jaycee” originally appeared in The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction. Copyright © 1955 by Fantasy House, Inc.
“Pi in the Sky” originally appeared in Thrilling Wonder Stories, Winter 1945. Copyright © 1945 by Standard Magazine, Inc.
“Answer” originally appeared in Angels and Spaceships. Copyright © 1954 by Fredric Brown.
“The Geezenstacks” originally appeared in Weird Tales, September 1943. Copyright © 1943 by Popular Fiction Publishing Company.
“Knock” originally appeared in Thrilling Wonder Stories, December 1948. Copyright © 1948 by Standard Magazines, Inc.
“Rebound” originally appeared in Nightmares and Geezenstacks. Copyright © 1961 by Fredric Brown.
“The Star Mouse” originally appeared in Planet Stories, February 1942. Copyright © 1942 by Love Romances Publishing Company, Inc.
“Abominable” originally appeared in Dude, March 1960. Copyright © 1960 by Mystery Publishing Company, Inc.
“Letter to a Phoenix” originally appeared in Astounding Science Fiction, August 1949. Copyright © 1949 by Street & Smith Publications, Inc.
“Not Yet the End” originally appeared in Captain Future, Winter 1941. Copyright © 1941 by Standard Publishing Company.
“Armageddon” originally appeared in Unknown, August 1941. Copyright © 1941 by Street & Smith Publications, Inc.
“Experiment” and “Sentry” originally appeared as “Two Timer” in Galaxy Science Fiction, February 1954.
“Of Time and Eustace Weaver” originally appeared in Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine. Copyright © 1964 by Davis Publications, Inc.
“Reconciliation” originally appeared in Angels and Spaceships. Copyright © 1954 by Fredric Brown.
“Nothing Sirius” originally appeared in Captain Future, spring 1944. Copyright © 1944 by Standard Publishing Company.
“Pattern” originally appeared in originally appeared in Angels and Spaceships. Copyright © 1954 by Fredric Brown.
“The Yehudi Principle” originally appeared in Astounding Science Fiction, May 1944. Copyright © 1944 by Street & Smith Publications, Inc.
“Come and Go Mad” originally appeared in Weird Tales. Copyright © 1949 by Popular Fiction Publishing Company.
“Etaoin Shrdlu” originally appeared in Unknown Worlds, February 1942. Copyright © 1942 by Street & Smith Publications, Inc.
“The End” originally appeared in Nightmares and Geezenstacks. Copyright © 1961 by Fredric Brown.
A NOTE FROM THE PUBLISHER
Fredric Brown (1906-1972) is perhaps best remembered for his use of humor and his mastery of the “short-short” form (these days called flash fiction)—stories of one to three pages, often with ingenious plotting devices and surprise endings. He was just as accomplished in the mystery field as in science fiction, and he won an Edgar Award from the Mystery Writers of America for his first novel, The Fabulous Clipjoint.
I discovered Fredric Brown’s work in the mid 1970s through the wonderful Science Fiction Hall of Fame anthology series. The concept of the series was that each volume contained some of the greatest science fiction stories published before 1965, as voted on by the membership of the Science Fiction Writers of America (and then winnowed down by each volume’s editor). The theory being, of course, that science fiction writers ought to know the best of the best.
SFWA members selected Fredric Brown’s story “Arena,” which is in this collection, as one of the top 20 science fiction stories. (“Arena” was also adapted as an episode of the original Star Trek TV series—you will probably recognize it as soon as you start reading.) I have chosen to lead off The Fredric Brown Megapack with “Arena” because, for anyone new to Fredric Brown’s fantastic work, this story is an ideal starting point.
But if you are already familiar with Brown’s work, I hope you will find a few tales new to you here. For the others, you will doubtless enjoy revisiting the work of one of science fiction’s masters.
Enjoy!
—John Betancourt
Publisher, Wildside Press LLC
www.wildsidepress.com
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ARENA
Carson opened his eyes and found himself looking upwards into a flickering blue dimness.
It was hot, and he was lying on sand, and a rock embedded in the sand was hurting his back. He rolled over to his side, off the rock, and then pushed himself up to a sitting position.
I’m crazy, he thought. Crazy—or dead—or something.
The sand was blue, bright blue. And there wasn’t any such thing as bright blue sand on Earth or any of the planets. Blue sand under a blue dome that wasn’t the sky nor yet a room, but a circumscribed area—somehow he knew it was circumscribed and finite, even though he couldn’t see to the top of it.
He picked up some of the sand in his hand and let it run through his fingers. It trickled down onto his bare leg. Bare?
He was stark naked, and already his body was dripping perspiration from the enervating heat, coated blue with sand wherever sand had touched it. Elsewhere his body was white.