Hutch who?
Bless you!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you look sleepy!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Old Lady.
Old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana come in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Teresa.
Teresa who?
Trees are green!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stew.
Stew who?
Stew early to go to bed
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Good morning to.
Good morning to who?
Good morning to you silly goose!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Courtney.
Courtney who?
Courtney criminals yet?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tom.
Tom who?
Tom Ate Toe!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip my cup, I'm really thirsty
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby Birthday to you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mango.
Mango who?
Man-go get someone to open the door
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy day now, Andy day now
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jermain.
Jermain who?
Jermain you don’t remember me?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup Who?
Didn't I already say, Ketchup!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Oprah.
Oprah Who?
Oprah Winfrey! Duh!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Issac.
Issac Who?
Issac (I sick) of Knock, knock. Jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Notta.
Notta who?
Notta nother mosquito!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bart.
Bart who?
Bart time you open the door
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes your friend. Open the door
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hairy.
Hairy who?
Hairy up and let us in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut Run when you get the door
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya who?
Maya name is............
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl you doing today?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jimmie.
Jimmie who?
Jimmie your money because
I need it more than you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab who?
Crab me a Sandwich!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls.
Owls who?
You're right! Owls DO hoo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Phyllis.
Phyllis who?
Phyllis a glass of water please!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon outta here!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lego.
Lego who?
Lego my eggo!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Simon says.
Simon says Who?
Who who who who who who who
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin Bieber.
Justin Beiber Who?
You don’t know who Justin Bieber is?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
I need a little money rite now!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oink.
Oink who?
Could you please make up your mind
are you a pig or a cow!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya please open up the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Warrior.
Warrior who?
Warrior been all day
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey be a dear and get me a snack
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivana go to the bathroom
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I don’t know.
I don’t know who
I just told you I don’t know!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma lee who?
Well I don’t normalee do this but
could I borrow 3 dollars?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy door is being knocked
you should answer it
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you mom
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