It is pure evil.
I can’t just lie here. I must find a way to escape. I try again and again, slipping and scrambling the whole long way. But finally, I make it through the doorway and onto the safety of the carpet. Whew!
Back in the hall, it’s all I can do to catch my breath. Thank goodness that’s over. But right then, Fetch Man glances over and evidently decides it’s playtime.
He gives Hattie a long look. He squats down and slaps his leg. “Fenn-waay,” he calls, his eyes staring at me, wide and bright. What’s wrong with him? Does he think I’ve already forgotten about the Wicked Floor?
There must be somewhere I can hide. I turn tail and race around the corner. I discover steps that go up so high, I can’t see where they end. But they probably end somewhere, and anywhere is better than the Eating Place with that Wicked Floor. In a flash, I’m all the way at the top.
And somebody is right behind me. It’s Hattie! I know that devilish sound of her footsteps. She wants to play chase, our favorite game! “Ha, you can’t catch me, Hattie,” I bark. I turn and take off back down the steps as fast as I can. Hattie loves chase so much, sometimes I let her win. But this is not one of those times.
Whew! I’m panting hard when I get to the bottom. But when I steal a look up over my shoulder . . . where is Hattie?
I must go search for her. I scamper back up, step after step after step. My tongue hanging out, my sides heaving, at last I make it all the way to the top. “Hattie! Hattie!” I bark. I sure could use some water.
But first things first. I need to find Hattie! Nose to the carpet, I follow her minty-vanilla trail down another hallway. This one has doors. One room, another, and another . . . and they’re all enormous. And empty.
Except the last room is not empty—Hattie’s inside! She’s at the window. Is she looking for something outside?
“Hooray! Hooray!” I bark, rushing in. “I found you!”
“Fenn-waay!” She turns and bends down. She scoops me into her arms. “Best buddies,” she sings, snuggling my fur.
I lick her chin.
We twirl around the huge empty room. Hattie stretches out an arm, like she wants me to see how wonderful it is.
Um, okay. It doesn’t smell interesting at all. And there’s absolutely nothing in it. Not even one single toy.
Hattie hugs me tighter, swaying and dancing. Why is she so happy?
Just then ding-dong sounds float up from downstairs.
A doorbell! I squirt out of Hattie’s arms. We run through the hall and down the stairs. “Someone’s here! Someone’s here!” I bark.
Fetch Man and Food Lady are already at the front door. And a Loud Truck is outside!
Despite my very vocal warnings, Fetch Man lets some Large Strangers stroll right in. They’re carrying big boxes. And they reek of coffee and sweat, just like—hey! It’s those same Evil Humans who stole our stuff!
Fetch Man welcomes them in like they belong here. Food Lady bosses them around the empty rooms.
“Go away! There’s nothing here to steal,” I snarl. “You already took it!”
But instead of appreciating my hard work, Fetch Man smells annoyed. He pulls me farther from the door. As usual, he doesn’t get it. “Hattie,” he scolds.
What? Does he actually think she’s the one at fault here?
“Fenn-waay,” Hattie sings in a playful voice, like nothing dangerous is happening. She snatches me up into her arms.
“Let me handle this,” I bark, thrashing, desperate to get free. “I’m a professional.”
But she holds me tighter and breezes to the back of the house. As she opens a sliding door, I can hardly believe my eyes.
Hattie lets out a little shriek, like she’s surprised, too. Right behind the house is an open space with grass and a giant tree near the back. Clusters of bushes and a fence run along all the sides. My tail goes berserk. It can only be one thing—a Dog Park!
But it’s kind of plain. Where is the big water dish to splash in? Or the benches to jump on?
And it’s quiet. Too quiet. I turn my snout into the breeze, but all I catch are whiffs of leaves and grass and blooming flowers. Where are the romping dogs? Are we the first to arrive?
I look back at the door. Where is Fetch Man? Who’s going to throw the ball for me and Hattie to chase?
This place is curious, all right. But one thing’s for sure—it must be explored!
I wiggle out of Hattie’s arms and drop onto the porch. She chases me down the steps. Yippee! It’s time to play!
I tear around the Dog Park, zigging and zagging. If Hattie wants to catch me, she’s going to have to outrace the master!
But as I make a sharp turn, Hattie’s not behind me. She’s in the middle of the Dog Park, somersaulting through the grass. Is this a new game? I hustle over and slobber her face with licks.
She flops onto her back, laughing. I sink down next to her and nuzzle her chin. “Come on, Hattie! It’s playtime,” I bark.
She closes her eyes and hums. She must be too comfortable to get up.
It’s obvious she’s going to need some convincing. And I know just how to do it!
Nose in the grass, I trot off in search of a stick. I haven’t gotten far when I start to realize something. I haven’t sniffed any messages from other dogs. How strange!
I stop to leave one or two, so new dogs will know I’m here and ready to play. Right as I’m watering a strategic spot, I get sidetracked by a horrible rodent-y smell. A squirrel!
I look over and spot his fat, nasty body up ahead. He’s sitting proudly in the Dog Park, his tail flounced up like he deserves to be here.
My own tail shoots up. I race over to show him who’s boss.
But he’s not acting the least bit intimidated. He just sits there in the grass, glaring at me. Does he think I’m not serious?
I bare my teeth. I’m ready to pounce! I’m about to grab his squirrel-y fur when suddenly, he pivots and rockets toward the back fence. I’m hot on his tail. “A Dog Park is for dogs!” I bark after him.
He scurries partway up the trunk of the giant tree, then pauses to flick his bushy tail at me. “Chipper, chatter, squawk!” he screeches, daring me to nab him.
I spring up, furiously pawing the tree, but he’s just out of reach. “You coward!” I bark. I run in circles around the giant tree, every hackle on my back raised in alarm.
The squirrel turns and creeps down the trunk, tantalizingly close. “Chipper, chatter, squawk!” he screeches again.
I leap and leap, scraping the bark with my claws. “It’s called a DOG Park for a reason!” I growl.
But instead of scampering away, he inches closer. His beady eyes are challenging me.
Does he not know who he’s dealing with? I jump higher and higher, my jaws ready to snap!
Finally, he gets the message. He scrambles way up the trunk.
I watch until he disappears in the rustling and swaying branches. I’m about to bark “Good riddance!” when I spot his flouncy tail shooting through . . . a window?
I leap back, straining for a better view. There, up in the giant tree, nestled in the leafy leaves, is a little house about as tall as Hattie. A squirrel’s nest that looks like a little house? Whoa! The squirrels around here are even more evil than the ones at home.
At least that nasty squirrel’s up in the tree where he belongs. “Wait till next time, you pest!” I bark with one last snarl.
Wow, that was a lot of hard work!
I turn to get Hattie, but she’s already headed over. Whoopee! I know that look in her eyes—she’s ready to play!
I snatch the nearest stick and gallop straight toward her. But at the last second, she darts out of the way. Ha! The chase is on!
I’m speeding along near the side fence when I hear a sound that stops me in my tracks. Clink! Jingle! Jingle!<
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Hooray! Hooray! More dogs are coming! I peer through the slats.
I can hardly believe what I see. Two dogs—in another Dog Park. Two Dog Parks, side by side? They must notice me, too, because the Golden Retriever stops chasing her tail and lopes over. The other dog does, too.
Their noses sniff wildly, examining me as best they can through the fence. The smaller one’s mostly white like me, only with black patches.
Being checked out by a couple of ladies is not so bad, but after a while the silence can be kind of . . . humiliating.
I drop the stick. “Looks like an awesome Dog Park over there,” I say. “Not sure if you know this, but there’s another one right here.”
The white one opens her mouth like she wants to say something, but the Golden speaks first. “A Dog Park?” she says, as if she cannot believe the news.
“Yes, two right next to each other. Isn’t it funny? I don’t think anybody knows about this one, though. I probably discovered it.”
“Are you saying . . . ?” the Golden says. “I mean, do you actually think you discovered—”
“Give him a chance, Goldie,” the white one says in a gentle voice. She turns to me. “So, young fella, you’re not from around here, are you?”
“Well, actually no, but—Goldie?” I glance from one dog to the other. “Did you call her Goldie? What an amazing coincidence. My humans used to have a goldfish with that name.”
“Excuse me?” The Golden gets all growly. “Are you comparing me to a fish?”
“No, never. I wouldn’t do that.” I slink back and turn to the second dog. She’s not nearly as big as Goldie, but she’s still a lot bigger than me.
“Of course you wouldn’t,” says the white dog. Even through the fence, I can smell how friendly she is. “Don’t mind her. By the way, I’m Patches.”
Patches. What a pretty name. And her voice sure is lovely.
Goldie shoots her a stern look.
“Why don’t you tell us about yourself, young guy?” Patches says.
“Okay. My name’s Fenway. I live in an apartment, way up high. Above the honking cars and snorting buses. Right next to the sidewalk that leads to the real Dog Park. Do you know it?”
Patches cocks her head, like she’s not sure she heard me right. “Um, no . . .”
“Well, it’s a really cool place. You’ll just have to trust me.”
Goldie nudges her. “We’d better listen to this guy,” she says. “He sounds like he knows what he’s talking about.”
“Uh, so, anyway,” I say. “This awesome Dog Park won’t be a secret for long. Why don’t you ladies come try it out?”
Goldie and Patches exchange looks like they’re not sure.
“You really should,” I say. “Me and my short human came here to play. Why don’t you join in? It’s going to be amazing.”
Goldie drops down and scratches. “Are you sure about that?”
“Look, I don’t want to brag or anything. But Hattie’s the best short human ever. She loves to play with me. And even though we’re super best friends and we do everything together, you can play, too.”
“You do everything together, huh?” Goldie says. “Does that include climbing trees?”
“Climbing trees? Right. That’s a good one. What do you think we are, squirrels?”
Patches glances at the giant tree. “Um, I don’t know how to tell you this . . .”
“Tell me what?”
“Fenn-waay!” calls a singsongy voice way above our heads. Hattie’s voice. But how could it be? Why would her voice be up in the sky?
I crane my neck, but I don’t see her. I scout around the Dog Park. Where did she go? “Hattie?” I bark.
“Fenn-waay!” floats down again. From the giant tree?
I look way up into the leafy branches. There, in the little squirrel house . . . a face is peering out the window . . . an arm is waving . . . It looks like Hattie. It sounds like Hattie. But Hattie doesn’t climb trees. How did she get up there?
“Fenn-waay! Fenn-waay!” she calls, like maybe I didn’t hear her the first bunch of times.
“Hattie!” I bark, running over. “What are you doing up there?”
She keeps on smiling and waving. Like she’s perfectly happy up there in that squirrel house.
This is not right.
“Come down! Come down!” I bark again and again.
Hattie leans out the window, her arms resting on the ledge. Gazing down at me. Knowing I can’t climb up and join her.
I turn away with a shudder. It’s all so . . . squirrel-y.
“She loves to play with you, all right,” Goldie says. “Then what’s she doing up in that tree? Don’t tell me she expects you to follow her up there.”
“Hey, now,” Patches scolds. “It sounds like she’s really into the guy.”
“Humph,” Goldie mutters.
“You never know,” Patches says. “She could be back down here playing with him any second.”
But she isn’t. I sink into the grass. Why did we come here? Dog Parks are supposed to be for playing. Hattie is up in the giant tree, and the other dogs are not coming in. None of it makes sense.
I bury my face in my paws. When are we going home?
I lie in the Dog Park for a Very Long Time. At some point, a Lady Human’s voice hollers for Goldie and Patches. “See you around, Fenway,” I hear Patches say. I don’t even respond.
Finally, my ears detect a Loud Truck roaring to life, then zooming away. The sliding door opens, and Food Lady appears. She has a puzzled look on her face. Her head swivels. “Hattie?” she calls.
Rustling noises float down from the leafy branches, and then . . . it’s Hattie! She’s climbing back down the giant tree, the way Fetch Man does when he’s coming down a ladder. For the first time, I notice slats of wood stuck to the far side of the trunk. When my short human’s almost to the bottom, I jump up.
“Hattie!” I bark, leaping on her legs. “Is it playtime now?”
Apparently not. She scurries right past me to the porch, where Food Lady is standing. I race up behind her.
But as soon as we’re through the door, something is different. The house is not empty anymore. I cruise into the big room in the front. It’s filled with scents that I recognize right away—Fetch Man’s socks and newspaper and potato chips—just like our Lounging Place at home. There’s even a couch that smells exactly like the one Food Lady won’t let me climb on. How did it get here?
I poke my head into another room and find Fetch Man busy opening boxes. I zoom down the hall and peer into the Eating Place. Food Lady is busy opening boxes, too. Where is Hattie?
I follow her scent over to the high staircase. I bound all the way to the top and tear down the hall into the room where she was before.
There she is! Hattie’s also taking things out of boxes—clothes and shoes and toys. She must be very busy, because when I enter, she doesn’t even look up. I vault onto a bed that wasn’t there before. It smells minty and vanilla-ish like Hattie’s bed. I curl up into a ball and close my eyes.
Next thing I know, an alarming sound from downstairs wakes me up.
Ding-dong! Ding-dong!
The doorbell!
I hear Fetch Man’s voice, then the noise of the front door closing. Intruders again? I shoot off the bed and fly down the stairs past Hattie.
The instant my paws hit the bottom step, a delicious scent fills my nose. It smells like gooey cheese, yummy sauce, and spicy pepperoni. It can only be one thing—pizza!
Yippee! I love pizza! I knew something wonderful was happening. “Great news, Hattie. Pizza!” I bark as we rush down the hall.
But when she heads inside the Eating Place, I hang back on the safety of the carpet. I poke my snout through the doorway and inhale the luxuriously spicy and savory aroma. My tongue
drips uncontrollably.
Hattie and Fetch Man are sitting at a table, just like the one in our Eating Place at home. Food Lady opens a thin box and puts steaming slices of pizza on paper plates.
I want to dash right in and wait for yummy bits of sauce and gooey strings of cheese to drop from Hattie’s spot. But unfortunately, there’s a Very Big Problem.
The Wicked Floor.
That pizza smells so pizza-y. And my tummy is so hungry. There must be a way to get over to Hattie and plop next to her chair.
I put one paw on the Wicked Floor’s glossy, sinister surface. Yikes! It slides out from under me. Clearly, I’m no match for this monster.
I slither back onto the carpet and collapse in a heap. I peer through the doorway, defeated. And drooling.
“Fenn-waay,” Hattie calls, like she just realized somebody was missing. Clearly, my short human is unaware of the evil lurking beneath her feet. She gazes at me with sad eyes. “Awww.” Her voice is filled with pity.
“Can’t we eat pizza out here in the hallway?” I whine.
Hattie looks like she’d be up for it. But Food Lady has other ideas. She gets up and heads over to one of the big boxes. She pulls out a dish that looks just like mine. My tummy starts to rumble.
Food Lady grabs a lumpy bag that I recognize right away. I immediately start panting. She takes out a scoop, and the exciting sound of dog food rattles right on in.
Wowee! It’s supper time!
I spring to my feet, my tongue slurping in tasty anticipation. “I’m so ready! I’m so ready!” I bark.
But just like that, the happy scene turns terrible once more. Food Lady places my dish right on the Wicked Floor, then goes back to her seat. She nods at Hattie.
“Fenn-waay,” Hattie calls, her face hopeful. She points at my bowl as if I might not have noticed it.
Why is she doing this?
“Fenn-waay,” she calls again. But nothing has changed. My dish is still on the Wicked Floor. Why is Hattie torturing me?
I crumple onto the carpet, my tummy growling. Food Lady and Fetch Man are patting Hattie’s arm, like they’re comforting her. Hey, I’m the one who needs comforting, people!
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