His business finished, he had found himself diverting without forethought to Pottle's office. And when the man had said, 'Yes, amazingly, I do have a moment. How can I help you?' all that had come into his mind was the Mickledore Hall affair. Finally the discussion had run out of steam. There was nothing to do but leave. Instead he heard himself making the crack about smoking. 'I'm sorry,' he said.
'None of my business.' 'That's OK. Nice to have someone concerned about my health. What about you, Peter? Back to full strength?' Pascoe noted the Peter. They weren't exactly friends. Perhaps men whose professions created such instant wariness never could be. But they'd reached a stage of affectionate mutual respect. He tried to remember Pottle's first name. 'Yes, fine. I'm looking after myself for a few days. Ellie and Rose are away. It's her mother; my father-in-law's ill, Alzheimer's, I may have mentioned it to you, he's in a Home now, but the strain on my mother-in-law…' He was explaining too much.
He tried a light finish. 'Anyway, if you're any good at washing up and ironing, I could do with some help.' 'I'd like to help you all I can, Peter,' said Pottle quietly. 'Just precisely what is it you want?'
Perhaps after all the cigarette smoke was functional, thought Pascoe, providing a screen which pushed the crumpled face with the big Einstein moustache back to a confessional distance. He took a deep breath of secondary carcinogens and said, 'I want to be happy again.'
'Again?' 'Like I used to be.' 'You mean in some personal Golden Age when the summers were long and hot and felt like they would never end?' 'No, not childhood. It's adult happiness I'm talking about.'
Pottle looked dubious. 'You know what Johnson used to say about anyone claiming to be happy? Pure cant. The dog knows he is miserable all the time.' 'If the best you can do for me is tell me everyone's in the same boat, maybe I understand why you're smoking yourself to death.'
'Hoity-toity,' said Pottle. 'Tell me what form your unhappiness takes?' 'Lying awake at night worrying about everything. Not being able to see the point of anything. Panic attacks. How am I doing?
Still running with the pack?' 'And what do you think might be the cause of these conditions, or any one of them?' 'I've got to do my own analysis too? Is this because I'm not in BUPA?' 'What are you so angry about?' asked Pottle mildly. 'I'm not angry!' exclaimed Pascoe. 'I'm just irritated… Look, I'm pretty busy at the moment, couldn't we … Oh shit. All right. Here we go. Why am I angry? Well, it's better than being… It's all about control, isn't it? And I'm not in control. At first it was externals, things happen in relationships, like me and Ellie. We're apart, I don't just mean physically, that's just a step towards admission, but for a long time we've been drifting further away. We've both tried, at least I know I've tried, no, that's not fair, she's tried too; and there we are, two intelligent people trying to do something they both want desperately, but not being able to pull it together because… because why? Because what?' 'You tell me,' said Pottle. 'I think she blames me for her friend, you know, that suicide, the woman who jumped from the cathedral. She says she doesn't but I think she does.' 'And you? Do you blame yourself?'
'I did. I blamed myself. I blamed everyone. Then I thought I didn't, I thought I'd got it under control, that it was a choice, and what right had any of us to interfere with that choice, so where was the guilt?'
'That sounds reasonable.' 'Reasonable? ' said Pascoe bitterly. 'I remember reasonable. Just. Reason means control, right? Me, I've lost control of relationships, I've lost control of events, and finally I've lost control of myself. I wake up in the night and the most trivial of worries comes at me like a mad Rottweiler. Or worse, I'm going about my business in the full light of day, and suddenly I'm terrified, the whole physical world becomes a threat, I can't even control my own muscles, for God's sake!' 'Have you seen your doctor?'
'Don't be silly. Do you think he'd pass me fit for work if I spoke to him like I've spoken to you?' 'Perhaps not. Do you think you are fit for work?' 'Fit?' said Pascoe slowly. 'I don't know about fit. But I know I need it. You lot invented occupational therapy, didn't you?'
'No. Like your lot, we don't invent, we observe. And another rule we have in common is, never dismiss the simple explanation. Could be there's a physical origin for at least some of your symptoms. Talk to your doctor. Mention me so that he can refer you back. That way you'll get me on the NHS. Might as well use it while you can, like finishing your pudding on the Titanic.' Pascoe laughed. It felt good. He rose to leave. 'Thanks,' he said. 'And thanks for listening to me about the Mickledore case. Even if it was a cover, it was useful hearing your comments.' 'There you go again, dismissing the simple,' said Pottle, ‘It wasn't just a cover. You could have asked me about this intruder, couldn't you? In fact, that was your obvious excuse for calling on me.
No, you chose the Mickledore case because this inquiry genuinely concerns you. And it interests me too. The woman's state of mind in particular. You know, after all that time inside, it was probably harder to leave jail than stay in. The miracle with Lazarus was not that Jesus brought him back to life, but that he bothered to come.'
'So we should be asking why?' ‘Indeed. And while you're at it, there are two other people with dodgy motivations. This fellow Waggs, and our own dear friend, Andrew Dalziel. You might do worse than ask yourself what makes them run, Inspector.' ' Chief Inspector, if we're getting formal again,' said Pascoe. ‘It's mixing relationships that messes them up,' said Pottle. 'Coming in here, you may sometimes be a patient, but leaving you're always a cop. Take care.' As he drove away, Pascoe felt better than he had done for weeks. It was probably just the illogical euphoria of getting out of the dentist's even though you had another appointment next week. So what? Don't knock.
Relax and enjoy! His radio crackled his call number. He acknowledged and the operator said, 'Message from Sergeant Wield. Ring him as soon as you can.' He stopped at a phone-box and rang HQ. Wield said, 'I tried to get you at the hospital security office but they said you'd left.' 'I'm sorry. I got diverted. What's up?' 'Nothing, just a message for you, and as I'd no idea if you were coming straight back here or not, I thought I'd better put out a call.' The reproachful note again. Pascoe had meant to fill the Sergeant in after Dalziel's departure, but having washed his own hands of the business, it hadn't seemed important. 'So what's the message, Wieldy?' 'A Mr Pollock called. Said to tell you Mrs Friedman was back from holiday and would be taking a drink with him in the Blind Sailor this lunch-time. I thought it might be urgent.' A querying note this time. 'Not really,' said Pascoe. 'But thanks all the same. See you soon.' Percy Pollock.
He heard the soft melancholy voice in his imagination and shuddered.
Thank God he'd washed his hands of all that. Yet as he drove into the town centre, he found Pottle's comments about Kohler and Waggs, and Dalziel too, buzzing round his mind like an invisible fly in a hotel bedroom. He glanced at his watch. Just after midday. Trimble and Hiller couldn't expect him not to eat. And if you can't sleep, chasing flies with a rolled-up newspaper is better than despair. He switched lanes and headed for the Blind Sailor.
THREE
'No, you wicked foreign woman, I am your match.'
Dalziel's first full day in the New World was buzzed in by his bedside phone.
'Hello,' he yawned.
'Mr Dalziel? Sorry to trouble you, sir, but there're a lot of reporters down here at the desk would like to talk with you.'
'Reporters? What the hell do reporters want with me?'
He found out when he got up. Someone had pushed a tabloid paper under his door. He looked at it in disbelief. There was his photograph occupying half of the front page with the banner headline, CROCODILE DALZIEL!
He recalled now that a reporter had turned up with the police last night, probably alerted by their radio. HOTEL GUEST M UGGED would have rated no interest but BRIT TOURIST SOCKS HOTEL MUGGER was worth a couple of lines on a quiet night. Unfortunately the story had rung a bell with someone who'd picked up the news of the airport arrest earlier, and the two storie
s together had added up to this silly season splash.
He knew how to nip such journalistic nonsense in the bud. You confronted its perpetrator with a menacing jocularity and suggested that life, liberty and the pursuit of Pulitzers required his presence elsewhere.
Ten minutes later he entered the hotel lobby with the confident tread of a lion who knows that one roar will clear him a space at the water-hole. Five minutes after that it occurred to him he must still be jet-lagged. Quite simply, he'd forgotten where he was. What was menace in Mid-Yorkshire was just good copy over here, and once they realized they'd got themselves a genuine original, the more he roared, the more they encouraged his roaring. He heard himself resorting to pleading. 'Now listen, lads, all I want is a bacon buttie and a mug of tea, then I'll get down to some serious sight-seeing…' 'A bacon what? A what of tea? What sights are you planning to see, Mr Dalziel?
You got any advice on cleaning up the subway? What about a midnight stroll through Central Park? Would you say you look for action or does it just happen around you naturally?' He'd identified the guy who'd started the trouble and was seriously wondering how he'd look with a concave nose when a soft voice in his ear said, 'You must be starving.
I know where to get the best bacon in New York.' He felt a gentle pressure on his arm, let himself be guided by it, and next moment found himself spinning through a revolving door on to a crowded sidewalk. His pilot turned out to be a beautiful young black woman with a brilliant smile which showed rather more teeth than was the norm in Yorkshire. She led him into what he would have categorized as a transport caff except that the counter was crowded with men and women in smart business suits buying something called coffee-to-go which went in the kind of brown paper bag he associated with illicit sex material. His guide steered him into a booth with a table so narrow there was no way for them to sit opposite each other without their legs interlocking. It felt like a good time to relax and think of England. 'See anything you fancy?' the woman asked. Her voice was deep and throaty, purring through full, slightly moist lips behind which the teeth gleamed like a chain-saw cutting through a mango. He said, 'Eh?' 'Do you see anything you fancy for breakfast?' He dropped his gaze to a menu as large and obscure as the Rosetta Stone. 'I like to know who I'm eating with when I've not brought my taster,' he said.
'I'm Linda Steele,' she said. 'Aye, but what are you? A journalist?'
'A writer. Freelance. I do anything I can get to do, features, reportage, research. I get pieces published once in a while, help other people with their projects. I've got a few TV credits, did you ever see that documentary Columbia did on the Washington riots… ?' 'Missus, it's no use trying to impress me with telly. Back home I'm so far behind with Dallas, there's people not born yet who are dead.
So what do you want with me, Linda Steele?' 'I want to buy you breakfast.' 'I'll not quarrel with that. Can I get bacon and eggs? I don't suppose they do black pudding?' 'Black… what?' 'Never mind.
I like me bacon crisp enough to shave with, and me eggs like a parrot's eye.' Linda Steele translated the order into American and the waitress replied in kind. 'She wants to know if you want syrup.' 'No, thanks. Marmalade.' 'With your eggs?' 'With my toast! Bloody hell, you'll be offering me kippers and custard next. Right, luv. What's a journalist expect in return for a breakfast over here?' 'How about an exclusive?' she said, smiling. 'Nay, lass, I don't come cheap as that, not even for syrup. Any road, that daft paper you've got there tells you all there is to know.' She had a copy of the Crocodile Dalziel tabloid sticking out of her bag. 'Not really,' she said, pulling it out and spreading it before her. 'I don't see anything in here about Cissy Kohler.' Dalziel whistled a long E flat, inserted his left hand under the table, and began to scratch his knee. The vibrations communicated themselves to the woman's contingent thigh but she kept on smiling. 'You wouldn't know a fellow called Thatcher, would you?' asked Dalziel finally. 'He said you were sharp,' she laughed. 'Yes, I know Dave. He mentioned you to me, said he thought there might be a story in it. Only, by the time I got to you, you'd managed to create your own news.' 'That's right, luv. So what do I need with a freelance?' 'A lot. The way I see it, all you've got so far is publicity, which doesn't get you any closer to Cissy but could get her a lot further from you.' 'Oh aye? And how do you make that out?' 'She sees the story, recognizes the picture. A Yorkshire cop in New York.
If she's not paying heed. Jay Waggs certainly is. They don't want to be bothered, so they take off.' The breakfast arrived. It crowded the plate and smelt good. Dalziel shovelled his mouth full of bacon and said crispily, 'So they're in New York, then?' 'Maybe.' He tested a yolk with his fork. It was to his satisfaction. 'How come you've got their address?' he asked. 'Dave Thatcher felt he owed you, so he got some of his contacts to check around. They dug it out.' 'Oh aye? Then why not give it direct to me?' She smiled and gave a little mammary shiver. 'Perhaps he felt he owed me too. This way he kills two birds with one stone.' Dalziel tried not to let himself be diverted by speculation about the nature of Thatcher's debt to the woman. He said, 'So what do I have to do to get it from you?' 'The address, you mean?' she said, raising her eyebrows. 'Just give me exclusive rights on any story that comes out of all this.' He thought, chewed, nodded. 'All right. But I'll need more than the address. Let's talk money?'
'Money?' 'Aye. Cash. Spondulicks. Dollars.' 'I thought you were doing this out of loyalty to a dead buddy?' 'What makes you think loyalty comes cheaper than disloyalty? I'm only a poor British cop. Even our bribes have dropped way behind inflation. If this takes more than another couple of days, I'll be spent up.' Their gazes met, his wide-eyed, candid, appealing; hers narrow and assessing. 'OK,' she said. 'I reckon I can swing expenses.' 'Ah,' he said. 'So you're not just doing this on spec. You've got a market fixed up already.' For a second she looked annoyed, then she laughed. 'I can see I'm going to have to watch you, Andy,' she said. 'Yeah, I gave a buddy in the business a ring, let him have a vague outline and got him really interested. So there's a budget, but it's not bottomless.' 'My needs are simple,' said Dalziel, sweeping a roll around his plate. 'So what's the address?' She gave it to him. It meant nothing. She produced a city street map and marked it in. 'This is what they call the Upper West Side. It's an apartment house. Very pricey.' 'I didn't get the impression Waggs was stinking rich.' 'It's not his. Dave's contacts reckon it belongs to his backers.' 'Backers?' 'Yeah. Waggs is a guy who puts deals together, you know, the kind who's always selling more than he's really got? For him to get this Kohler thing rolling, he sold the idea to a West Coast finance group called Hesperides.
They've been behind a lot of pretty successful film and TV stuff in recent years. All very respectable.' 'But?' 'But way back where the money starts…' She shrugged. 'Back home you've probably got the same kind of link-up between respectable big business and crooks.' 'Oh aye. We call it privatization. So what are you saying?' 'That getting close to Waggs and the woman may not be all that easy. First off, these apartment blocks are purpose built to keep unwanted visitors out. Second, Hesperides won't be too keen on seeing someone getting between them and their investment.' 'I was wondering why you hadn't just gone rushing round there yourself,' said Dalziel. 'I didn't bank on rough stuff. Maybe we should renegotiate.' 'Later maybe,' she said, squeezing his leg between hers. 'I guess there comes a time when us poor defenceless girls need a big tough man.' 'In that case,' said Dalziel, 'I'd better have another couple of rashers of bacon!'
FOUR
'Papers and precious matters were brought to us… by the strangest bearers you can imagine.' 'Mr Pascoe,' said Percy Pollock.
'Allow me to present Mrs Friedman.' The woman sitting next to him in the snug of the Blind Sailor was small and grey-haired. She had cherry cheeks, wore wire-rimmed spectacles, and looked more like an advertiser's image of a favourite granny than a retired prison officer. The image fragmented slightly when in reply to Pascoe's, 'Same again?' she pushed her glass at him and said, 'Large gin.
Nothing in it.' Pascoe got straigh
t down to business. 'Mr Pollock tells me you were working at Beddington Jail when your colleague, Daphne Bush, died?' 'When Cissy Kohler killed her, you mean?' Her voice was sharp, incisive, used to command. 'That's right.' 'So you knew them both. Were you on close terms?' 'With Daphne? Pretty close.'
'And with Kohler?' 'You don't get close to prisoners. At least, I didn't. But I knew her well enough.' 'What did you make of her?' 'She lived inside herself, know what I mean? A lot of them do, those that are in for the duration. We shut them in, and they survive by shutting us out.' 'Disturbed, you mean?' 'No. Well, not disturbing anyway. She did what she was told, no fuss. But she wasn't creepie with it like some of them. The other prisoners respected her, but she didn't have any special friends.' 'Except Daphne Bush?' 'Oh yes. Daphne.' The woman sipped her gin. She didn't look so cutely grannyish now. Nor so old. Only mid-sixties, Pascoe guessed. And a match for anyone. 'Was … is Kohler lesbian?' 'I'd have said not. But inside that means nothing.' 'I'm sorry?' She said, 'Everyone needs affection. If you're inside for the duration, you've got to make do, haven't you? Needn't even be physical, but that's where most of the trouble starts, not because of lousy conditions, but because X's best friend is playing too much ping-pong with Y.' 'But Kohler didn't have any special friends, you say?' 'No. Daphne was the first person to break through.'
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