“Yes, quite a life,” the man repeated, still eyeing Bogdana. “Not for everyone. But perhaps you’d like to try it, just for a little while, eh? Here, let’s go to my tent for a minute. It’s right over here.”
He walked to a small lean-to near the fountain. It consisted of a sheet of canvas suspended between the ground and a tree branch, leaving it open on three sides. Under the awning a large chest was set in the middle, apparently to be used as a low table. Next to it was a stool. On top of the chest were various items: a wooden tumbler, some dice, a crust of bread, and a small cat o’ nine tails.
“This is where I like to do business,” the man said, apparently proud of his small domain. “It’s shady and away from the smell. I can sit right there and keep an eye on my girls and the rest of the camp. That’s how I knew poor Alexis needed to be taken care of. I’m sorry there aren’t enough chairs for everyone, so I’ll just stand too.” He reached down to pick up the cat o’ nine tails, swinging it to let its thongs flop across his left palm as he spoke. “I usually use this little one to keep off the flies, but some of the lads like a girl who can use a bigger one. And not how you’d imagine, either, I’ll wager! The littlest, mildest fellow in the valley will come in and lay down serious money if he can bloody up a girl real nasty like, make her scream and cry and beg: I usually have to sit in on that, to make sure he doesn’t permanently damage any goods. And then another time, a big, hulking brute will come in when none of his friends are around, and he’ll pay for a tiny wisp of a woman to paddle him good.” He laughed. “I don’t sit around for that. I figure the girl can handle it herself, and there’s no harm in it.”
He paused and gestured to Bogdana with the whip. “So, I guess what I’m saying is it takes all kinds to make a world, and money makes the world go round. And I think a lady like you, as pretty as you are to begin with, and in your condition to boot – I think you could make a lot of money real quick, with some lads who might like something different. Something more like a mommy for them to play with, to tell them everything’s going to be all right, or that they’ve been bad, or whatever it is they want to hear while they’re doing it. And it’s not like you’re going to get pregnant!” He chuckled at that. “So what do you say? One day?” He lowered his voice. “Half for you. That’s a lot better than I ever pay my girls. You could be out of here tomorrow morning with more money than practically any woman in the valley!” He held up his index finger. “For one day’s work!”
Bogdana grimaced. “How can you say something so disgusting?”
Dante stepped between her and the pimp, who held up his hands in a placating gesture. “Easy, easy, friend” he said. “I was just making a business proposition. I didn’t threaten or insult her, so don’t get all in a huff.”
Adam put his hand on Dante’s shoulder. “No, there’s no need for violence,” he said. “But how can you think of such things – money and sex – in a place like this, at a time like this? Don’t you know the dead are rising, destroying everything in the valley?”
The stranger smiled and his eyes flashed. “Oh, my, you are so new to all this. Where did you say you were headed?”
“To the top of the valley,” Adam said. “And over the pass through the mountains.”
“I see,” the man replied. “Then I expect you’ll see plenty of the dead up and about in this part of the valley. So yes, of course I know about the dead. All the more reason to make money while I can. All the more reason for the lads to have some fun while they can. We’re all going to die any day now, and you’d deny us some fun or profit? Why does that make sense to you? Really, even if the dead weren’t going about killing people, where’s the harm in what I do?” He waved dismissively with his right hand as he spoke. “Oh, never mind this pretty little mommy here. Maybe she’s the wife or daughter of one of you and you’re squeamish about that. Too prissy for my taste – I’d pimp any girl if she didn’t put up a fuss – but I know some men don’t like it when it’s one of their own women being rented out. But just forget that for a minute, and think of how it is for some regular woman. Women let men get between their legs – or wherever else the man might want to go – and they get what they want from men, whether it’s honor or children or a roof over their heads. My girls just do it for money, and everyone’s honest about it!”
“Everyone is open about what’s being sold, and for how much,” Dante said. His tone was very flat and even. “But I don’t think that’s the same as being honest.”
“Oh, stranger, so much splitting hairs, so much debate over words!” the man said, laughing. “All right, let’s suppose ‘honest’ isn’t the right word. Tell me what is wrong about my girls and me making some money off what they have between their legs?”
“People want sex for all different reasons,” Dante said. “Some reasons are selfish, some aren’t. You offer it to them only for the selfishness of their pleasure and your profit.”
The man snorted. “Please! I just show them how everything they do is selfish, so they may as well admit it and be practical about it.” He waved them off. “But really, why argue about it? I have money to make, pleasure to sell, and you have – well, whatever it is you have. I suppose you have to get somewhere, by the way you talk. Keep heading north through the camp and you’ll find the path up to the highest plateau. I don’t know anything about any pass. You’re the first I’ve heard mention such a thing, but perhaps you know where to look. You’ll see many men who aren’t as nice and fair-minded as me, so keep to yourselves. I can only say goodbye, and that I’m sorry we couldn’t do business.”
The four of them left the pimp sitting on his stool, whistling a jaunty tune as he flicked the flies away with the cat o’ nine tails.
“Do you have this expression in your language: ‘Crazy as a shithouse rat’?” Radovan asked Dante as they walked away.
“Yes,” Dante replied.
“Well, if we survive this madhouse, we can say that we’ve seen the real thing, and it really is crazier than anyone else.”
Bogdana smirked at this, and even Adam couldn’t repress a smile. Dante did not think it so funny, though he smiled a little, because he appreciated the attempt and the need to lighten their sour, depressed mood.
“All right, all of you,” Adam said. “I think we’ve seen quite enough of this mad, evil place. We need to get this poor woman out of here, so let’s go.”
As he strode away and the hideous odors and sounds receded behind him, Dante could only glance sideways at Bogdana. Her beauty and goodness were not to be contemplated in such a diseased place. After a few steps, he felt it had gotten quite chilly around them. Despite Radovan’s quip and Adam’s admonition, Dante knew there was no madness here, nor was there any excess of animal spirits and drives, but only a cold calculation that fed on the heat and life of everything it infected, a dark shadow or spirit that twisted and poisoned the bodies it possessed and animated. Dante found himself wishing he could again behold such innocence as animals and madmen possessed, beings incapable of the kind of sin he saw all around him.
Chapter 31
Wisdom supreme, O how great art thou showest
In heaven, in earth, and in the evil world,
And with what justice doth thy power distribute!
Dante, Inferno, 19.10-12
They moved among the trees and tents, which in this part of the camp were not being used for the exercise of lust. Most of them seemed to be empty at the moment, their owners or occupants probably away in the mines for the day. Given the pimp’s description of his neighbors, Dante was certainly glad not to meet anyone.
After a while, Dante heard a voice ahead of them. It did not seem to be raised in anger or alarm, but full of cadences of encouragement and demand. Dante caught words here and there: “My brothers… let us not miss this opportunity… Do not delay. The Almighty is full of wrath. And justice.”
They continued toward the preaching, coming to a clearing where there were a number of crude, wooden benches, most
of which were empty. Dante counted six men sitting on them. Off to the side, away from the benches, five bloody, filthy, emaciated bodies were stacked in a pile – three on the bottom, two on top of those. They were stacked like firewood, face down, with their feet on the side facing the clearing; Dante was grateful not to see their faces, though seeing their feet seemed almost worse, dehumanizing them even more.
The men seated on the benches were facing a man dressed in a bright yellow robe who stood at the other side of the clearing; he was the speaker Dante had heard. Tall and with a shock of white hair, the man appeared much better kept and groomed than anyone Dante had seen for days. The way he moved and the way his eyes sparkled, he exuded a glib, polished kind confidence and reliability. Stuck in the ground on either side of him, two torches burned. By his dress and demeanor, he seemed to be some sort of priest, preaching to the small audience. He stopped his speech or sermon when he saw them.
“Please, join us, strangers,” he said.
His listeners shifted in their seats to look at Dante and the others, then returned their attention to the man in priestly garb. The congregants were all older men. They looked lethargic and bored, though they did seem to be trying to pay attention to the speaker. Perhaps they had some remnant of decency left, even in this place, and had come seeking solace or forgiveness for a sinful life that was now threatened by the living dead. Or perhaps it was not decency, but simply fear. Looking at their dirty, tired faces, that seemed the more likely motivation for their apparent interest in some kind of religion.
“Thank you, sir,” Adam said as they took a step closer, though they remained standing behind the last row of benches.
The man resumed his speech. “As I was saying, this terrible plague of the undead is a punishment for our sins. A punishment upon the ungodly and disobedient, like the plagues sent upon Pharaoh and Egypt. Do you agree, men?”
Four or five weak “Ayes” and “Amens” went up from the small crowd.
“Do you agree, strangers?” the priest asked Dante’s group. His smile of perfect, white teeth seemed more accusatory than welcoming, though it was compelling and strangely attractive in its own way.
Adam nodded to Dante, as though deferring to him to represent the group on this matter. “I believe this is because of our sinfulness,” Dante said.
The man nodded. “Good. And like the Egyptians, many of the godless will die from this plague, but the faithful, like the Israelites, will not be harmed.” His voice rose and he raised his hands above his head. “The angel of death will pass over you if you are faithful, if you do not let your hearts be hardened!” Again there were some half-hearted words of approval and agreement from the audience.
The priest lifted his gaze up to the lifeless sky. “We have no doorposts to mark, Lord! We have no lamb’s blood to mark our dwellings with! But we commit our brothers’ bodies to the cleansing fire!” He took up the one torch and stepped over to the pile of bodies. Touching the fire to them, they took light immediately, the flames dancing across the soles of their feet. The stench of the burning flesh assailed Dante; worse still were the sounds of fat sizzling and skin crisping and curling back. The smoke this time was thick, black, and greasy. Thankfully the wind was not blowing back toward the clearing, or they’d all be choked and driven out of there.
The minister had returned the torch to its place and addressed his audience. “We will send this smoke up to our just and merciful God! Let it serve as a beacon, as a signal fire to guide the angel of death away from the tiny remnant of the faithful. You are fortunate indeed to be among that remnant, my brothers. Now perhaps you will be spared. But for such restraint and kindness, the Lord requires a commitment, a sacrifice, a sign of some generosity on your part, in gratitude for His abundant grace.”
He picked up a basket off the bench closest to him and moved among the men, each of whom threw a coin into it, though they seemed to Dante to grumble and hesitate as they did so. When the priest approached him, Dante raised his hand and shook his head. The man didn’t bother to offer the basket to the other three. He grunted, turned, and made his way back to the front of the congregation.
“I sense a most disturbing lack of faith here,” he said as he shook the basket, making the few coins clink together. “Most have given little. Some have given nothing. No one has given as much as they could. The Lord helps you pull riches from His earth, and this is all you can give back? This is sinful. Perhaps you don’t deserve His protection.”
The priest paused and seemed to be thinking. When he resumed, his tone had softened. “But perhaps I haven’t made the rewards clear enough. You need more encouragement. You are sinful and hard of heart. Perhaps some concession is better than a threat. Tell me, have you sinned?”
Dante could see the six original congregants were confused at this question, obviously unsure what response they were supposed to give. After waiting a moment and seeming to relish their discomfort, the priest supplied the answer. “Of course you have! I’ve seen you whoring and drinking and fighting! I saw some of you doing these things just last night!” He lowered his voice. “And more importantly, God saw you too. And God and I both know you’ll sin again tonight! Confess!” There were some murmurs from the six men. Dante looked at Adam and scowled.
The priest nodded his approval of the vague and noncommittal admissions of guilt. “Good,” he said. “And what if the dead came, right after all your godless, filthy sinning? Would you have time to repent? You might not!” Again his voice began to rise as he got back into the rhythm of his sermonizing. “You could feel a cold, impossibly strong hand close on your neck even while you were in the very midst of sinning! And when those avenging teeth sunk into your sinful flesh, it’d be too late to repent! So repent now, my friends! Repent for the sins you’re about to commit! I can offer you forgiveness for these before you sin, so you’ll be safe! Can you do this? Can you commit to this kind of repentance and accept the safety it offers?”
This time the preacher’s vivid speech and enthusiasm seemed more infectious to his meager congregation, for their acclaim was more vigorous and lasted longer than their earlier exclamations. He raised his one hand, while with the other he again shook the basket. The audience, other than Dante and his friends, now seemed excited and committed enough that they came forward on their own to throw more coins into the container. The preacher nodded his approval and set the basket back down as the congregation returned to their seats.
“Better, much better,” he said.
Their attention had been so focused on the priest, Dante did not notice the man staggering in from the side till he had come quite close to the minister. Some of the men let out a gasp and pointed, and the priest turned to see the man approaching him with outstretched arms. But he did not seem surprised or frightened by any of this. He just put the palm of his right hand on the man’s forehead and held him at arm’s length, while he gestured with his left to his congregation, indicating for them to stay away. Dante thought this very strange, and looked closer at the assailant. He did move slowly and stiffly, and moaned a bit, but there was something not quite convincing about him being a dead person, something alive about him. Perhaps the eyes were too shiny, or his motions were too fluid, or the red stains on him were too bright, looking more like mashed berries than like dark, dried blood. Whatever it was, Dante was convinced the man was alive and the “attack” was staged. He looked at Adam, this time rolling his eyes. When he looked at Radovan, the younger man returned the expression.
The men of the congregation were yelling in fear and waving their hands, but the preacher continued to play his act. “If you have faith, you can say to this mountain, ‘Be pulled up, and cast into the sea!’ And it will be done according to your faith!” he shouted. “If you have faith, you can say to the wind, ‘Be still!’ And the storm will cease and you will be saved! And if you have faith, you can say to the dead, ‘Rise!’ And they will rise again!” He gave the supposedly dead man a shove, and the actor fell back
wards. He lay there on his back, making some convulsing motions and moaning. The charlatan extended his hands over his accomplice, palms down, and shouted louder than before. “Be gone, spirit of uncleanness! Let this poor man live once more!”
The actor on the ground gave a choking, strangling sound then he went slack. His death rattle was probably the most convincing part of the whole show, and made Dante shudder. Then the man on the ground lay silent and still. Not even Dante could resist the urge to crane his neck and see what he’d do next. He could see the original group of six was enthralled by the performance. The man on the ground blinked and slowly rose to a sitting position, where he looked around with a shocked, stupefied expression, as though just waking up in a completely unexpected, unfamiliar place. The minister helped him to stand, and presented him to the audience.
“With faith, we have power, even over death,” the priest said triumphantly. Then he lowered his voice and scowled at them. “But if you lack faith, you are doomed. And the Lord knows your faith, based on your generosity.” He extended a hand in the direction of the basket, into which more coins now flew.
Adam and Radovan hustled Bogdana and Dante out of the clearing. “Let’s go,” Adam said in a low voice. “This is mad, base, and vulgar.”
Their escape did not go unnoticed, however. “You there!” the priest shouted after them. “Do you still lack faith?”
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