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by Wells, Steve


  23 And Serug lived after he begat Nahor two hundred years, and begat sons and daughters.

  (11.22-23) Serug lived 230 years.

  24 And Nahor lived nine and twenty years, and begat Terah:

  25 And Nahor lived after he begat Terah an hundred and nineteen years, and begat sons and daughters.

  (11.24-25) Nahor lived 148 years.

  26 And Terah lived seventy years, and begat Abram, Nahor, and Haran.

  27 Now these are the generations of Terah: Terah begat Abram, Nahor, and Haran; and Haran begat Lot.

  28 And Haran died before his father Terah in the land of his nativity, in Ur of the Chaldees.

  29 And Abram and Nahor took them wives: the name of Abram’s wife was Sarai; and the name of Nahor’s wife, Milcah, the daughter of Haran, the father of Milcah, and the father of Iscah.

  30 But Sarai was barren; she had no child.

  31 And Terah took Abram his son, and Lot the son of Haran his son’s son, and Sarai his daughter in law, his son Abram’s wife; and they went forth with them from Ur of the Chaldees, to go into the land of Canaan; and they came unto Haran, and dwelt there.

  32 And the days of Terah were two hundred and five years: and Terah died in Haran.

  (11.32) “The days of Terah were two hundred and five years.”

  46 How old was Terah when he died?

  47 How old was Abraham when he left Haran?

  48 How old was Abraham when Ishmael was born?

  GENESIS 12

  12 Now the LORD had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father’s house, unto a land that I will shew thee:

  2 And I will make of thee a great nation, and I will bless thee, and make thy name great; and thou shalt be a blessing:

  3 And I will bless them that bless thee, and curse him that curseth thee: and in thee shall all families of the earth be blessed.

  (12.3) “I will bless them that bless thee, and curse him that curseth thee: and in thee shall all families of the earth be blessed.” The Religious Right claims that this verse requires the U.S. to support Israel.

  4 So Abram departed, as the LORD had spoken unto him; and Lot went with him: and Abram was seventy and five years old when he departed out of Haran.

  (12.4) “Abram was seventy and five years old when he departed out of Haran.”

  46 How old was Terah when he died?

  47 How old was Abraham when he left Haran?

  A NOTE ABOUT ABRAHAM AND SARAH’S NAMES Abraham and Sarah were originally named Abram and Sarai, but for some strange reason, God changed their names to Abraham and Sarah in chapter 17 (17.5, 15). To avoid confusion, I’ll use their newer, more familiar, God-given names in the notes.

  5 And Abram took Sarai his wife, and Lot his brother’s son, and all their substance that they had gathered, and the souls that they had gotten in Haran; and they went forth to go into the land of Canaan; and into the land of Canaan they came.

  6 And Abram passed through the land unto the place of Sichem, unto the plain of Moreh. And the Canaanite was then in the land.

  7 And the LORD appeared unto Abram, and said, Unto thy seed will I give this land: and there builded he an altar unto the LORD, who appeared unto him.

  (12.7) “The LORD appeared unto Abram.”

  49 Can God be seen?

  8 And he removed from thence unto a mountain on the east of Beth-el, and pitched his tent, having Beth-el on the west, and Hai on the east: and there he builded an altar unto the LORD, and called upon the name of the LORD.

  9 And Abram journeyed, going on still toward the south.

  10 And there was a famine in the land: and Abram went down into Egypt to sojourn there; for the famine was grievous in the land.

  11 And it came to pass, when he was come near to enter into Egypt, that he said unto Sarai his wife, Behold now, I know that thou art a fair woman to look upon:

  12 Therefore it shall come to pass, when the Egyptians shall see thee, that they shall say, This is his wife: and they will kill me, but they will save thee alive.

  13 Say, I pray thee, thou art my sister: that it may be well with me for thy sake; and my soul shall live because of thee.

  (12.13) “Say, I pray thee, thou art my sister.” Abraham makes Sarah lie for him, by telling the Egyptians that she is his sister. But at least it was half-true, since she was his half-sister. Such incestuous marriages are condemned elsewhere in the Bible, but God makes an exception for Abraham and Sarah. (See 17.15-16 where God blesses their marriage and 20.2-18 where Abraham repeats the same “she’s my sister” lie.)

  14 And it came to pass, that, when Abram was come into Egypt, the Egyptians beheld the woman that she was very fair.

  (12.14) “The Egyptians beheld the woman that she was very fair.” Poor Pharaoh couldn’t resist the “very fair” Sarah, and he takes her into his harem.

  15 The princes also of Pharaoh saw her, and commended her before Pharaoh: and the woman was taken into Pharaoh’s house.

  16 And he entreated Abram well for her sake: and he had sheep, and oxen, and he asses, and menservants, and maidservants, and she asses, and camels.

  17 And the LORD plagued Pharaoh and his house with great plagues because of Sarai Abram’s wife.

  (12.17) “The LORD plagued Pharaoh and his house with great plagues because of Sarai Abram’s wife.” God sent great plagues on the Pharaoh and his household because the Pharaoh believed Abrahams lie.

  18 And Pharaoh called Abram, and said, What is this that thou hast done unto me? why didst thou not tell me that she was thy wife?

  19 Why saidst thou, She is my sister? so I might have taken her to me to wife: now therefore behold thy wife, take her, and go thy way.

  20 And Pharaoh commanded his men concerning him: and they sent him away, and his wife, and all that he had.

  GENESIS 13

  13 And Abram went up out of Egypt, he, and his wife, and all that he had, and Lot with him, into the south.

  2 And Abram was very rich in cattle, in silver, and in gold.

  3 And he went on his journeys from the south even to Beth-el, unto the place where his tent had been at the beginning, between Beth-el and Hai;

  4 Unto the place of the altar, which he had made there at the first: and there Abram called on the name of the LORD.

  5 And Lot also, which went with Abram, had flocks, and herds, and tents.

  6 And the land was not able to bear them, that they might dwell together: for their substance was great, so that they could not dwell together.

  7 And there was a strife between the herdmen of Abram’s cattle and the herdmen of Lot’s cattle: and the Canaanite and the Perizzite dwelled then in the land.

  8 And Abram said unto Lot, Let there be no strife, I pray thee, between me and thee, and between my herdmen and thy herdmen; for we be brethren.

  9 Is not the whole land before thee? separate thyself, I pray thee, from me: if thou wilt take the left hand, then I will go to the right; or if thou depart to the right hand, then I will go to the left.

  10 And Lot lifted up his eyes, and beheld all the plain of Jordan, that it was well watered every where, before the LORD destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah, even as the garden of the LORD, like the land of Egypt, as thou comest unto Zoar.

  11 Then Lot chose him all the plain of Jordan; and Lot journeyed east: and they separated themselves the one from the other.

  12 Abram dwelled in the land of Canaan, and Lot dwelled in the cities of the plain, and pitched his tent toward Sodom.

  13 But the men of Sodom were wicked and sinners before the LORD exceedingly.

  (13.13) “The men of Sodom were wicked and sinners before the Lord exceedingly.” This verse doesn’t say what the Sodomites did to make them such exceedingly great sinners, though most Bible believers equate “Sodomite” with homosexual. (But see Ezek 16.49, which claims the sins of Sodom were pride, gluttony, sloth, greed, and failure to help the poor.)

  14 And the LORD said unto Abram, after that Lot w
as separated from him, Lift up now thine eyes, and look from the place where thou art northward, and southward, and eastward, and westward:

  15 For all the land which thou seest, to thee will I give it, and to thy seed for ever.

  (13.15) “All the land which thou seest, to thee will I give it, and to thy seed for ever.” God gives Abraham and his descendants all of the land of Canaan “forever”. This promise is still used to justify the unending battles over the land in the Middle East. But according to Acts 7.5 and Heb 11.13, God’s promise to Abraham was not fulfilled.

  16 And I will make thy seed as the dust of the earth: so that if a man can number the dust of the earth, then shall thy seed also be numbered.

  17 Arise, walk through the land in the length of it and in the breadth of it; for I will give it unto thee.

  18 Then Abram removed his tent, and came and dwelt in the plain of Mamre, which is in Hebron, and built there an altar unto the LORD.

  GENESIS 14

  14 And it came to pass in the days of Amraphel king of Shinar, Arioch king of Ellasar, Chedorlaomer king of Elam, and Tidal king of nations;

  2 That these made war with Bera king of Sodom, and with Birsha king of Gomorrah, Shinab king of Admah, and Shemeber king of Zeboiim, and the king of Bela, which is Zoar.

  3 All these were joined together in the vale of Siddim, which is the salt sea.

  4 Twelve years they served Chedorlaomer, and in the thirteenth year they rebelled.

  5 And in the fourteenth year came Chedorlaomer, and the kings that were with him, and smote the Rephaims in Ashteroth Karnaim, and the Zuzims in Ham, and the Emims in Shaveh Kiriathaim,

  6 And the Horites in their mount Seir, unto El-paran, which is by the wilderness.

  7 And they returned, and came to En-mishpat, which is Kadesh, and smote all the country of the Amalekites, and also the Amorites, that dwelt in Hazezon-tamar.

  (14.7) “They … smote all the country of the Amalekites.” The Amalekites were smitten before Amalek (from whom they descended) was born. Amalek was the grandson of Esau (36.12).

  8 And there went out the king of Sodom, and the king of Gomorrah, and the king of Admah, and the king of Zeboiim, and the king of Bela (the same is Zoar;) and they joined battle with them in the vale of Siddim;

  9 With Chedorlaomer the king of Elam, and with Tidal king of nations, and Amraphel king of Shinar, and Arioch king of Ellasar; four kings with five.

  10 And the vale of Siddim was full of slimepits; and the kings of Sodom and Gomorrah fled, and fell there; and they that remained fled to the mountain.

  11 And they took all the goods of Sodom and Gomorrah, and all their victuals, and went their way.

  12 And they took Lot, Abram’s brother’s son, who dwelt in Sodom, and his goods, and departed.

  13 And there came one that had escaped, and told Abram the Hebrew; for he dwelt in the plain of Mamre the Amorite, brother of Eshcol, and brother of Aner: and these were confederate with Abram.

  14 And when Abram heard that his brother was taken captive, he armed his trained servants, born in his own house, three hundred and eighteen, and pursued them unto Dan.

  (14.14a) “Trained servants, born in his own house, three hundred and eighteen” To free Lot from captivity, Abraham sends an army of slaves to pursue and smite his captors. God’s 2nd killing

  42 Does God approve of slavery?

  (14.14b) “Abram … pursued them unto Dan.” This is an obvious anachronism, since the city of Dan was not named “Dan” until the time of the Judges (Jg 18.29). In fact, Dan (for whom the city was named) was not even born yet (30.6).

  50 When was the city of Dan named?

  15 And he divided himself against them, he and his servants, by night, and smote them, and pursued them unto Hobah, which is on the left hand of Damascus.

  16 And he brought back all the goods, and also brought again his brother Lot, and his goods, and the women also, and the people.

  17 And the king of Sodom went out to meet him after his return from the slaughter of Chedorlaomer, and of the kings that were with him, at the valley of Shaveh, which is the king’s dale.

  18 And Melchizedek king of Salem brought forth bread and wine: and he was the priest of the most high God.

  19 And he blessed him, and said, Blessed be Abram of the most high God, possessor of heaven and earth:

  (14.19) “The most high God, possessor of heaven and earth”

  51 Who owns the earth?

  20 And blessed be the most high God, which hath delivered thine enemies into thy hand. And he gave him tithes of all.

  21 And the king of Sodom said unto Abram, Give me the persons, and take the goods to thyself.

  22 And Abram said to the king of Sodom, I have lift up mine hand unto the LORD, the most high God, the possessor of heaven and earth,

  23 That I will not take from a thread even to a shoelatchet, and that I will not take any thing that is thine, lest thou shouldest say, I have made Abram rich:

  24 Save only that which the young men have eaten, and the portion of the men which went with me, Aner, Eshcol, and Mamre; let them take their portion.

  GENESIS 15

  15 After these things the word of the LORD came unto Abram in a vision, saying, Fear not, Abram: I am thy shield, and thy exceeding great reward.

  2 And Abram said, Lord GOD, what wilt thou give me, seeing I go childless, and the steward of my house is this Eliezer of Damascus?

  3 And Abram said, Behold, to me thou hast given no seed: and, lo, one born in my house is mine heir.

  4 And, behold, the word of the LORD came unto him, saying, This shall not be thine heir; but he that shall come forth out of thine own bowels shall be thine heir.

  5 And he brought him forth abroad, and said, Look now toward heaven, and tell the stars, if thou be able to number them: and he said unto him, So shall thy seed be.

  6 And he believed in the LORD; and he counted it to him for righteousness.

  7 And he said unto him, I am the LORD that brought thee out of Ur of the Chaldees, to give thee this land to inherit it.

  8 And he said, Lord GOD, whereby shall I know that I shall inherit it?

  9 And he said unto him, Take me an heifer of three years old, and a she goat of three years old, and a ram of three years old, and a turtledove, and a young pigeon.

  (15.8-9) “God … said unto him, take me an heifer.”

  20 Does God want animal sacrifices?

  10 And he took unto him all these, and divided them in the midst, and laid each piece one against another: but the birds divided he not.

  11 And when the fowls came down upon the carcases, Abram drove them away.

  12 And when the sun was going down, a deep sleep fell upon Abram; and, lo, an horror of great darkness fell upon him.

  13 And he said unto Abram, Know of a surety that thy seed shall be a stranger in a land that is not their’s, and shall serve them; and they shall afflict them four hundred years;

  (15.13) “They shall afflict them four hundred years.”

  52 How long was the Egyptian captivity?

  14 And also that nation, whom they shall serve, will I judge: and afterward shall they come out with great substance.

  15 And thou shalt go to thy fathers in peace; thou shalt be buried in a good old age.

  16 But in the fourth generation they shall come hither again: for the iniquity of the Amorites is not yet full.

  (15.16) “In the fourth generation they shall come hither again.” But, if we count Abraham, then their return occurred after seven generations: Abraham, Isaac (Gen 21. 1-3), Jacob (25.19-26), Levi (35.22-23), Kohath (Ex 6.16), Amram (6.18), and Moses (6.20).

  17 And it came to pass, that, when the sun went down, and it was dark, behold a smoking furnace, and a burning lamp that passed between those pieces.

  18 In the same day the LORD made a covenant with Abram, saying, Unto thy seed have I given this land, from the river of Egypt unto the great river, the river Euphrates:

  (15.18) “Un
to thy seed have I given this land, from the river of Egypt unto the great river, the river Euphrates.” God promises Abraham’s descendants the land of Canaan from the Nile to the Euphrates. But according to Acts 7.5 and Heb 11.13 God’s promise to Abraham was not fulfilled.

  19 The Kenites, and the Kenizzites, and the Kadmonites,

  20 And the Hittites, and the Perizzites, and the Rephaims,

  21 And the Amorites, and the Canaanites, and the Girgashites, and the Jebusites.

  GENESIS 16

  16 Now Sarai Abram’s wife bare him no children: and she had an handmaid, an Egyptian, whose name was Hagar.

  2 And Sarai said unto Abram, Behold now, the LORD hath restrained me from bearing: I pray thee, go in unto my maid; it may be that I may obtain children by her. And Abram hearkened to the voice of Sarai.

  (16.2) “I pray thee, go in unto my maid.” Sarah is the first of a long line of barren women who were desperate for children. (In the Bible, it is the women who are barren, never the men.) She sends Abraham in unto her slave, Hagar, so that he can “obtain children by her.” Abraham gladly complies.

  16 Is polygamy OK?

  3 And Sarai Abram’s wife took Hagar her maid the Egyptian, after Abram had dwelt ten years in the land of Canaan, and gave her to her husband Abram to be his wife.

  4 And he went in unto Hagar, and she conceived: and when she saw that she had conceived, her mistress was despised in her eyes.

  5 And Sarai said unto Abram, My wrong be upon thee: I have given my maid into thy bosom; and when she saw that she had conceived, I was despised in her eyes: the LORD judge between me and thee.

  6 But Abram said unto Sarai, Behold, thy maid is in thy hand; do to her as it pleaseth thee. And when Sarai dealt hardly with her, she fled from her face.

  (16.6) “Do to her as it pleaseth thee.” Hagar conceives, making Sarah jealous. Abraham tells Sarah to do to Hagar whatever she wants. “And when Sarah dealt hardly with her, she fled.”

  7 And the angel of the LORD found her by a fountain of water in the wilderness, by the fountain in the way to Shur.

 

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