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by Wells, Steve


  4 Then Joshua called the twelve men, whom he had prepared of the children of Israel, out of every tribe a man:

  5 And Joshua said unto them, Pass over before the ark of the LORD your God into the midst of Jordan, and take ye up every man of you a stone upon his shoulder, according unto the number of the tribes of the children of Israel:

  6 That this may be a sign among you, that when your children ask their fathers in time to come, saying, What mean ye by these stones?

  7 Then ye shall answer them, That the waters of Jordan were cut off before the ark of the covenant of the LORD; when it passed over Jordan, the waters of Jordan were cut off: and these stones shall be for a memorial unto the children of Israel for ever.

  8 And the children of Israel did so as Joshua commanded, and took up twelve stones out of the midst of Jordan, as the LORD spake unto Joshua, according to the number of the tribes of the children of Israel, and carried them over with them unto the place where they lodged, and laid them down there.

  9 And Joshua set up twelve stones in the midst of Jordan, in the place where the feet of the priests which bare the ark of the covenant stood: and they are there unto this day.

  (4.9) “Joshua set up twelve stones in the midst of Jordan … and they are there unto this day.”

  162 Did Joshua remove the twelve stones from the Jordan River?

  10 For the priests which bare the ark stood in the midst of Jordan, until every thing was finished that the LORD commanded Joshua to speak unto the people, according to all that Moses commanded Joshua: and the people hasted and passed over.

  11 And it came to pass, when all the people were clean passed over, that the ark of the LORD passed over, and the priests, in the presence of the people.

  12 And the children of Reuben, and the children of Gad, and half the tribe of Manasseh, passed over armed before the children of Israel, as Moses spake unto them:

  13 About forty thousand prepared for war passed over before the LORD unto battle, to the plains of Jericho.

  14 On that day the LORD magnified Joshua in the sight of all Israel; and they feared him, as they feared Moses, all the days of his life.

  15 And the LORD spake unto Joshua, saying,

  16 Command the priests that bear the ark of the testimony, that they come up out of Jordan.

  17 Joshua therefore commanded the priests, saying, Come ye up out of Jordan.

  18 And it came to pass, when the priests that bare the ark of the covenant of the LORD were come up out of the midst of Jordan, and the soles of the priests’ feet were lifted up unto the dry land, that the waters of Jordan returned unto their place, and flowed over all his banks, as they did before.

  19 And the people came up out of Jordan on the tenth day of the first month, and encamped in Gilgal, in the east border of Jericho.

  20 And those twelve stones, which they took out of Jordan, did Joshua pitch in Gilgal.

  (4.20) “Those twelve stones, which they took out of Jordan, did Joshua pitch in Gilgal.”

  162 Did Joshua remove the twelve stones from the Jordan River?

  21 And he spake unto the children of Israel, saying, When your children shall ask their fathers in time to come, saying, What mean these stones?

  22 Then ye shall let your children know, saying, Israel came over this Jordan on dry land.

  23 For the LORD your God dried up the waters of Jordan from before you, until ye were passed over, as the LORD your God did to the Red sea, which he dried up from before us, until we were gone over:

  24 That all the people of the earth might know the hand of the LORD, that it is mighty: that ye might fear the LORD your God for ever.

  (4.24) “That ye might fear the LORD your God for ever.”

  132 Should we fear God?

  JOSHUA 5

  5 And it came to pass, when all the kings of the Amorites, which were on the side of Jordan westward, and all the kings of the Canaanites, which were by the sea, heard that the LORD had dried up the waters of Jordan from before the children of Israel, until we were passed over, that their heart melted, neither was there spirit in them any more, because of the children of Israel.

  (5.2-3) At God’s command, Joshua makes some knives and circumcises “again the children of Israel the second time” (ouch!) at the “hill of the foreskins.”

  2 At that time the LORD said unto Joshua, Make thee sharp knives, and circumcise again the children of Israel the second time.

  (5.2) “The LORD said unto Joshua, Make thee sharp knives, and circumcise again the children of Israel the second time.”

  3 And Joshua made him sharp knives, and circumcised the children of Israel at the hill of the foreskins.

  (5.3) “And Joshua made him sharp knives, and circumcised the children of Israel at the hill of the foreskins.”

  4 And this is the cause why Joshua did circumcise: All the people that came out of Egypt, that were males, even all the men of war, died in the wilderness by the way, after they came out of Egypt.

  5 Now all the people that came out were circumcised: but all the people that were born in the wilderness by the way as they came forth out of Egypt, them they had not circumcised.

  6 For the children of Israel walked forty years in the wilderness, till all the people that were men of war, which came out of Egypt, were consumed, because they obeyed not the voice of the LORD: unto whom the LORD sware that he would not shew them the land, which the LORD sware unto their fathers that he would give us, a land that floweth with milk and honey.

  (5.6) “The children of Israel walked forty years in the wilderness.” It took the Israelites 40 years to travel from Egypt to Canaan, yet such a journey, even at that time, would have taken no more than a few weeks.

  7 And their children, whom he raised up in their stead, them Joshua circumcised: for they were uncircumcised, because they had not circumcised them by the way.

  8 And it came to pass, when they had done circumcising all the people, that they abode in their places in the camp, till they were whole.

  9 And the LORD said unto Joshua, This day have I rolled away the reproach of Egypt from off you. Wherefore the name of the place is called Gilgal unto this day.

  10 And the children of Israel encamped in Gilgal, and kept the passover on the fourteenth day of the month at even in the plains of Jericho.

  11 And they did eat of the old corn of the land on the morrow after the passover, unleavened cakes, and parched corn in the selfsame day.

  12 And the manna ceased on the morrow after they had eaten of the old corn of the land; neither had the children of Israel manna any more; but they did eat of the fruit of the land of Canaan that year.

  (5.13-15) Joshua meets a man with a sword in his hand who claims to be the captain of God’s army. Joshua seemed to think God’s captain was God himself, as he bowed down to worship him. Apparently the God-angel-man guy agreed, telling Joshua to take off his shoe, since he was standing on holy ground (as Moses was told to do in Exodus 3.5). But whoever it was, he disappeared, never to return again.

  13 And it came to pass, when Joshua was by Jericho, that he lifted up his eyes and looked, and, behold, there stood a man over against him with his sword drawn in his hand: and Joshua went unto him, and said unto him, Art thou for us, or for our adversaries?

  (5.13) “Joshua … lifted up his eyes and looked, and, behold, there stood a man … with his sword drawn … and Joshua … said unto him, Art thou for us, or for our adversaries?”

  14 And he said, Nay; but as captain of the host of the LORD am I now come. And Joshua fell on his face to the earth, and did worship, and said unto him, What saith my lord unto his servant?

  (5.14) “And he said, Nay; but as captain of the host of the LORD am I now come. And Joshua fell on his face to the earth, and did worship.”

  15 And the captain of the LORD’S host said unto Joshua, Loose thy shoe from off thy foot; for the place whereon thou standest is holy. And Joshua did so.

  (5.15) “And the captain of the LORD’s host said
unto Joshua, Loose thy shoe from off thy foot; for the place whereon thou standest is holy. And Joshua did so.”

  JOSHUA 6

  6 Now Jericho was straitly shut up because of the children of Israel: none went out, and none came in.

  (6.2-27) God’s plan for the destruction of Jericho

  Have seven priests go before the ark with seven trumpets of ram’s horns. On the seventh day, go around the city seven times. Finally, the priests blow a long blast from the ram’s horns, all the people shout, and the walls will fall down.

  2 And the LORD said unto Joshua, See, I have given into thine hand Jericho, and the king thereof, and the mighty men of valour.

  (6.2) “The LORD said unto Joshua, See, I have given into thine hand Jericho.”

  3 And ye shall compass the city, all ye men of war, and go round about the city once. Thus shalt thou do six days.

  (6.3) “All ye men of war, and go round about the city once. Thus shalt thou do six days.”

  4 And seven priests shall bear before the ark seven trumpets of rams’ horns: and the seventh day ye shall compass the city seven times, and the priests shall blow with the trumpets.

  (6.4) “Seven priests shall bear before the ark seven trumpets of rams’ horns: and the seventh day ye shall compass the city seven times, and the priests shall blow with the trumpets.”

  5 And it shall come to pass, that when they make a long blast with the ram’s horn, and when ye hear the sound of the trumpet, all the people shall shout with a great shout; and the wall of the city shall fall down flat, and the people shall ascend up every man straight before him.

  (6.5) “When they make a long blast with the ram’s horn, and when ye hear the sound of the trumpet, all the people shall shout with a great shout; and the wall of the city shall fall down flat.”

  6 And Joshua the son of Nun called the priests, and said unto them, Take up the ark of the covenant, and let seven priests bear seven trumpets of rams’ horns before the ark of the LORD.

  (6.6) “Let seven priests bear seven trumpets of rams’ horns before the ark of the LORD.”

  7 And he said unto the people, Pass on, and compass the city, and let him that is armed pass on before the ark of the LORD.

  8 And it came to pass, when Joshua had spoken unto the people, that the seven priests bearing the seven trumpets of rams’ horns passed on before the LORD, and blew with the trumpets: and the ark of the covenant of the LORD followed them.

  (6.8) “Seven priests bearing the seven trumpets of rams’ horns passed on before the LORD, and blew with the trumpets: and the ark of the covenant of the LORD followed them.”

  9 And the armed men went before the priests that blew with the trumpets, and the rereward came after the ark, the priests going on, and blowing with the trumpets.

  10 And Joshua had commanded the people, saying, Ye shall not shout, nor make any noise with your voice, neither shall any word proceed out of your mouth, until the day I bid you shout; then shall ye shout.

  11 So the ark of the LORD compassed the city, going about it once: and they came into the camp, and lodged in the camp.

  12 And Joshua rose early in the morning, and the priests took up the ark of the LORD.

  13 And seven priests bearing seven trumpets of rams’ horns before the ark of the LORD went on continually, and blew with the trumpets: and the armed men went before them; but the rereward came after the ark of the LORD, the priests going on, and blowing with the trumpets.

  (6.13) “And seven priests bearing seven trumpets of rams’ horns before the ark of the LORD went on continually.”

  14 And the second day they compassed the city once, and returned into the camp: so they did six days.

  15 And it came to pass on the seventh day, that they rose early about the dawning of the day, and compassed the city after the same manner seven times: only on that day they compassed the city seven times.

  (6.15) “On the seventh day … after the same manner seven times … they compassed the city seven times.”

  16 And it came to pass at the seventh time, when the priests blew with the trumpets, Joshua said unto the people, Shout; for the LORD hath given you the city.

  (6.16) “At the seventh time, when the priests blew with the trumpets, Joshua said unto the people, Shout; for the LORD hath given you the city.”

  17 And the city shall be accursed, even it, and all that are therein, to the LORD: only Rahab the harlot shall live, she and all that are with her in the house, because she hid the messengers that we sent.

  (6.17) “The city shall be accursed … and all that therein, to the Lord: only Rahab the harlot shall live.” God explains that Rahab is to be spared since she hid Joshua’s spies and lied to those who were searching for them (Joshua 2.4-5). But why was everyone else killed? Some of them were probably liars too.

  86 Is it OK to lie?

  (6.18-19) Keep away from the accursed thing. Whatever the hell that is. And be sure to save all the silver and gold for God!

  18 And ye, in any wise keep yourselves from the accursed thing, lest ye make yourselves accursed, when ye take of the accursed thing, and make the camp of Israel a curse, and trouble it.

  (6.18) “Keep yourselves from the accursed thing, lest ye make yourselves accursed, when ye take of the accursed thing, and make the camp of Israel a curse, and trouble it.”

  19 But all the silver, and gold, and vessels of brass and iron, are consecrated unto the LORD: they shall come into the treasury of the LORD.

  (6.19) “But all the silver, and gold … shall come into the treasury of the LORD.”

  20 So the people shouted when the priests blew with the trumpets: and it came to pass, when the people heard the sound of the trumpet, and the people shouted with a great shout, that the wall fell down flat, so that the people went up into the city, every man straight before him, and they took the city.

  (6.20) “So the people shouted when the priests blew with the trumpets: and … the wall fell down flat.”

  21 And they utterly destroyed all that was in the city, both man and woman, young and old, and ox, and sheep, and ass, with the edge of the sword.

  (6.21) “They utterly destroyed all that was in the city, both man and woman, young and old, and ox, and sheep, and ass, with the edge of the sword.”

  God’s 31st Killing

  22 But Joshua had said unto the two men that had spied out the country, Go into the harlot’s house, and bring out thence the woman, and all that she hath, as ye sware unto her.

  23 And the young men that were spies went in, and brought out Rahab, and her father, and her mother, and her brethren, and all that she had; and they brought out all her kindred, and left them without the camp of Israel.

  24 And they burnt the city with fire, and all that was therein: only the silver, and the gold, and the vessels of brass and of iron, they put into the treasury of the house of the LORD.

  (6.24) “The silver, and the gold … they put into the treasury of the house of the LORD.” After killing everyone in Jericho, “they burnt the city with fire, and all that was therein.” Only the valuables (silver, gold, brass, and iron) did they keep to “put into the treasury of the house of the Lord.”

  25 And Joshua saved Rahab the harlot alive, and her father’s household, and all that she had; and she dwelleth in Israel even unto this day; because she hid the messengers, which Joshua sent to spy out Jericho.

  26 And Joshua adjured them at that time, saying, Cursed be the man before the LORD, that riseth up and buildeth this city Jericho: he shall lay the foundation thereof in his firstborn, and in his youngest son shall he set up the gates of it.

  (6.26) “Cursed be the man … that … buildeth this city Jericho: he shall lay the foundation thereof in his firstborn, and in his youngest son shall he set up the gates of it.” Joshua says that those who try to rebuild Jericho will be accursed by God, and will have to sacrifice both their oldest and their youngest sons in its construction. Well, Jericho still exists today, and is often considered to be t
he world’s oldest, continuously occupied city.

  27 So the LORD was with Joshua; and his fame was noised throughout all the country.

  JOSHUA 7

  (7.1-10) Joshua and all the elders tear their clothes, fall on their faces, and put dust on their heads because the Israelites lost a battle. [God was punishing them because one man (Achan) “took of the accursed thing.”]

  7 But the children of Israel committed a trespass in the accursed thing: for Achan, the son of Carmi, the son of Zabdi, the son of Zerah, of the tribe of Judah, took of the accursed thing: and the anger of the LORD was kindled against the children of Israel.

  (7.1) “Achan, the son of Carmi, … took of the accursed thing: and the anger of the LORD was kindled against the children of Israel.”

  163 Who Was Achan’s father?

  2 And Joshua sent men from Jericho to Ai, which is beside Beth-aven, on the east side of Beth-el, and spake unto them, saying, Go up and view the country. And the men went up and viewed Ai.

  3 And they returned to Joshua, and said unto him, Let not all the people go up; but let about two or three thousand men go up and smite Ai; and make not all the people to labour thither; for they are but few.

  4 So there went up thither of the people about three thousand men: and they fled before the men of Ai.

  (7.4) “There went up … about three thousand men: and they fled before the men of Ai.”

  5 And the men of Ai smote of them about thirty and six men: for they chased them from before the gate even unto Shebarim, and smote them in the going down: wherefore the hearts of the people melted, and became as water.

  (7.5) “And the men of Ai smote them.”

  6 And Joshua rent his clothes, and fell to the earth upon his face before the ark of the LORD until the eventide, he and the elders of Israel, and put dust upon their heads.

  (7.6) “Joshua rent his clothes, and fell …upon his face … until the eventide, he and the elders of Israel, and put dust upon their heads.”

 

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