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by Wells, Steve


  7 Therefore at that time, when all the people heard the sound of the cornet, flute, harp, sackbut, psaltery, and all kinds of musick, all the people, the nations, and the languages, fell down and worshipped the golden image that Nebuchadnezzar the king had set up.

  (3.8-23) But some noticed that Daniel’s friends (Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego) didn’t worship the gold statue. So they told Nebuchadnezzar about it, who commanded that they be thrown into a fiery furnace that was seven times as hot as usual. The furnace was so hot that it burned to death the executioners who threw them in the fire.

  8 Wherefore at that time certain Chaldeans came near, and accused the Jews.

  9 They spake and said to the king Nebuchadnezzar, O king, live for ever.

  10 Thou, O king, hast made a decree, that every man that shall hear the sound of the cornet, flute, harp, sackbut, psaltery, and dulcimer, and all kinds of musick, shall fall down and worship the golden image:

  11 And whoso falleth not down and worshippeth, that he should be cast into the midst of a burning fiery furnace.

  12 There are certain Jews whom thou hast set over the affairs of the province of Babylon, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego; these men, O king, have not regarded thee: they serve not thy gods, nor worship the golden image which thou hast set up.

  (3.8-12) “Certain Chaldeans … accused the Jews … and said to the king … Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego … serve not thy gods, nor worship the golden image.”

  13 Then Nebuchadnezzar in his rage and fury commanded to bring Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego. Then they brought these men before the king.

  (3.13) “Nebuchadnezzar … commanded to bring Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego. Then they brought these men before the king.”

  14 Nebuchadnezzar spake and said unto them, Is it true, O Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, do not ye serve my gods, nor worship the golden image which I have set up?

  15 Now if ye be ready that at what time ye hear the sound of the cornet, flute, harp, sackbut, psaltery, and dulcimer, and all kinds of musick, ye fall down and worship the image which I have made; well: but if ye worship not, ye shall be cast the same hour into the midst of a burning fiery furnace; and who is that God that shall deliver you out of my hands?

  16 Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, answered and said to the king, O Nebuchadnezzar, we are not careful to answer thee in this matter.

  17 If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver us out of thine hand, O king.

  18 But if not, be it known unto thee, O king, that we will not serve thy gods, nor worship the golden image which thou hast set up.

  19 Then was Nebuchadnezzar full of fury, and the form of his visage was changed against Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego: therefore he spake, and commanded that they should heat the furnace one seven times more than it was wont to be heated.

  (3.19) “Nebuchadnezzar … commanded that they should heat the furnace one seven times more than it was wont to be heated.”

  20 And he commanded the most mighty men that were in his army to bind Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, and to cast them into the burning fiery furnace.

  (3.20) “He commanded the most mighty men that were in his army to bind Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, and to cast them into the burning fiery furnace.”

  21 Then these men were bound in their coats, their hosen, and their hats, and their other garments, and were cast into the midst of the burning fiery furnace.

  (3.21) “Then these men … were cast into the midst of the burning fiery furnace.”

  22 Therefore because the king’s commandment was urgent, and the furnace exceeding hot, the flame of the fire slew those men that took up Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego.

  (3.22) “Because … the furnace exceeding hot, the flames of the fire slew those men that took up Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego.”

  23 And these three men, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, fell down bound into the midst of the burning fiery furnace.

  (3.23) “And these three men, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, fell down bound into the midst of the burning fiery furnace.”

  (3.24-27) Daniel’s three friends were cast into a fiery furnace, but were totally unaffected—not even a hair was singed. And they were joined by the Son of God (Jesus?), himself! At least that’s who Nebuchadnezzar thought it looked like.

  24 Then Nebuchadnezzar the king was astonished, and rose up in haste, and spake, and said unto his counsellors, Did not we cast three men bound into the midst of the fire? They answered and said unto the king, True, O king.

  (3.24) “Nebuchadnezzar … was astonished, and … said unto his counsellors, Did not we cast three men bound into the midst of the fire?”

  25 He answered and said, Lo, I see four men loose, walking in the midst of the fire, and they have no hurt; and the form of the fourth is like the Son of God.

  (3.25) “He … said, Lo, I see four men loose, walking in the midst of the fire, and they have no hurt; and the form of the fourth is like the Son of God.”

  26 Then Nebuchadnezzar came near to the mouth of the burning fiery furnace, and spake, and said, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, ye servants of the most high God, come forth, and come hither. Then Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, came forth of the midst of the fire.

  27 And the princes, governors, and captains, and the king’s counsellors, being gathered together, saw these men, upon whose bodies the fire had no power, nor was an hair of their head singed, neither were their coats changed, nor the smell of fire had passed on them.

  (3.27) “These men, upon whose bodies the fire had no power, nor was an hair of their head singed, neither were their coats changed, nor the smell of fire had passed on them.”

  (3.28-39) Nebuchadnezzar converts again to Judaism (see 2.47 for his first conversion) and decrees that anyone who says anything against the Hebrew god “shall be cut in pieces, and their houses shall be made a dunghill.”

  28 Then Nebuchadnezzar spake, and said, Blessed be the God of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, who hath sent his angel, and delivered his servants that trusted in him, and have changed the king’s word, and yielded their bodies, that they might not serve nor worship any god, except their own God.

  (3.28) “Then Nebuchadnezzar … said, Blessed be the God of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, who hath sent his angel [angel? I thought it was Jesus!] … that they might not serve nor worship any god, except their own God.”

  29 Therefore I make a decree, That every people, nation, and language, which speak any thing amiss against the God of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, shall be cut in pieces, and their houses shall be made a dunghill: because there is no other God that can deliver after this sort.

  (3.29) “Therefore I make a decree, That every people, nation, and language, which speak any thing amiss against the God of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, shall be cut in pieces, and their houses shall be made a dunghill: because there is no other God that can deliver after this sort.”

  30 Then the king promoted Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, in the province of Babylon.

  DANIEL 4

  (4.1-18) This part of the Bible was written by Nebuchadnezzar.

  4 Nebuchadnezzar the king, unto all people, nations, and languages, that dwell in all the earth; Peace be multiplied unto you.

  (4.1) “Nebuchadnezzar the king, unto all people, nations, and languages, that dwell in all the earth; Peace be multiplied unto you.”

  (4.2-3) Nebuchadnezzar expresses his new-found, born-again, Judeo-Christian faith.

  2 I thought it good to shew the signs and wonders that the high God hath wrought toward me.

  (4.2) “I thought it good to shew the signs and wonders that the high God hath wrought toward me.”

  3 How great are his signs! and how mighty are his wonders! his kingdom is an everlasting kingdom, and his dominion is from generation to generation.

  (4.3) “How great are his signs! and how mighty are his wonders! his kingdo
m is an everlasting kingdom, and his dominion is from generation to generation.”

  4 I Nebuchadnezzar was at rest in mine house, and flourishing in my palace:

  5 I saw a dream which made me afraid, and the thoughts upon my bed and the visions of my head troubled me.

  6 Therefore made I a decree to bring in all the wise men of Babylon before me, that they might make known unto me the interpretation of the dream.

  7 Then came in the magicians, the astrologers, the Chaldeans, and the soothsayers: and I told the dream before them; but they did not make known unto me the interpretation thereof.

  8 But at the last Daniel came in before me, whose name was Belteshazzar, according to the name of my god, and in whom is the spirit of the holy gods: and before him I told the dream, saying,

  9 O Belteshazzar, master of the magicians, because I know that the spirit of the holy gods is in thee, and no secret troubleth thee, tell me the visions of my dream that I have seen, and the interpretation thereof.

  (4.10-16) Nebuchadnezzar’s second dream Nebuchadnezzar dreams about a tree that was so tall that it could be seen “from the end of the earth.” (Only on a flat earth would this be possible.) A “holy watcher” came down from heaven and began screaming, saying that someone should chop down the tree. But he said the stump should be left and a band of iron and brass put around it. Then have the banded stump hang out with the beasts and the grass, change the stump’s heart from a man’s heart to a beast’s heart, and “let seven times pass over him.”

  10 Thus were the visions of mine head in my bed; I saw, and behold a tree in the midst of the earth, and the height thereof was great.

  (4.10) “I saw, and behold a tree in the midst of the earth, and the height thereof was great.”

  11 The tree grew, and was strong, and the height thereof reached unto heaven, and the sight thereof to the end of all the earth:

  (4.11) “The tree grew, and was strong, and the height thereof reached unto heaven, and the sight thereof to the end of all the earth.”

  12 The leaves thereof were fair, and the fruit thereof much, and in it was meat for all: the beasts of the field had shadow under it, and the fowls of the heaven dwelt in the boughs thereof, and all flesh was fed of it.

  13 I saw in the visions of my head upon my bed, and, behold, a watcher and an holy one came down from heaven;

  (4.13) “Behold, a watcher and an holy one came down from heaven.”

  14 He cried aloud, and said thus, Hew down the tree, and cut off his branches, shake off his leaves, and scatter his fruit: let the beasts get away from under it, and the fowls from his branches:

  (4.14) “He cried aloud, and said thus, Hew down the tree.”

  15 Nevertheless leave the stump of his roots in the earth, even with a band of iron and brass, in the tender grass of the field; and let it be wet with the dew of heaven, and let his portion be with the beasts in the grass of the earth:

  (4.15) “Nevertheless leave the stump … with a band of iron and brass … and let his portion be with the beasts in the grass of the earth.”

  16 Let his heart be changed from man’s, and let a beast’s heart be given unto him; and let seven times pass over him.

  (4.16) “Let his heart be changed from man’s, and let a beast’s heart be given unto him; and let seven times pass over him.”

  17 This matter is by the decree of the watchers, and the demand by the word of the holy ones: to the intent that the living may know that the most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will, and setteth up over it the basest of men.

  18 This dream I king Nebuchadnezzar have seen. Now thou, O Belteshazzar, declare the interpretation thereof, forasmuch as all the wise men of my kingdom are not able to make known unto me the interpretation: but thou art able; for the spirit of the holy gods is in thee.

  19 Then Daniel, whose name was Belteshazzar, was astonied for one hour, and his thoughts troubled him. The king spake, and said, Belteshazzar, let not the dream, or the interpretation thereof, trouble thee. Belteshazzar answered and said, My lord, the dream be to them that hate thee, and the interpretation thereof to thine enemies.

  (4.20-25) Daniel’s interpretation The tree in Nebuchadnezzar’s dream is Nebuchadnezzar himself, who will soon be eating grass and living with animals until seven times passes over him.

  20 The tree that thou sawest, which grew, and was strong, whose height reached unto the heaven, and the sight thereof to all the earth;

  21 Whose leaves were fair, and the fruit thereof much, and in it was meat for all; under which the beasts of the field dwelt, and upon whose branches the fowls of the heaven had their habitation:

  22 It is thou, O king, that art grown and become strong: for thy greatness is grown, and reacheth unto heaven, and thy dominion to the end of the earth.

  (4.20-22) “The tree that thou sawest … whose height reached unto the heaven, and the sight thereof to all the earth … it is thou.”

  23 And whereas the king saw a watcher and an holy one coming down from heaven, and saying, Hew the tree down, and destroy it; yet leave the stump of the roots thereof in the earth, even with a band of iron and brass, in the tender grass of the field; and let it be wet with the dew of heaven, and let his portion be with the beasts of the field, till seven times pass over him;

  (4.23) “The king saw a watcher and an holy one coming down from heaven, and saying, Hew the tree down, and destroy it; yet leave the stump of the roots thereof in the earth, even with a band of iron and brass, in the tender grass of the field; and let it be wet with the dew of heaven, and let his portion be with the beasts of the field, till seven times pass over him.”

  24 This is the interpretation, O king, and this is the decree of the most High, which is come upon my lord the king:

  25 That they shall drive thee from men, and thy dwelling shall be with the beasts of the field, and they shall make thee to eat grass as oxen, and they shall wet thee with the dew of heaven, and seven times shall pass over thee, till thou know that the most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will.

  (4.24-25) “This is the interpretation … Thy dwelling shall be with the beasts of the field, and they shall make thee to eat grass as oxen, and they shall wet thee with the dew of heaven, and seven times shall pass over thee.”

  26 And whereas they commanded to leave the stump of the tree roots; thy kingdom shall be sure unto thee, after that thou shalt have known that the heavens do rule.

  27 Wherefore, O king, let my counsel be acceptable unto thee, and break off thy sins by righteousness, and thine iniquities by shewing mercy to the poor; if it may be a lengthening of thy tranquillity.

  (4.28-33) And it all happened just like Daniel said it would. Nebuchadnezzar lived with the animals and ate grass like an ox. His hair was like eagles’ feathers and his nails like birds’ claws.

  28 All this came upon the king Nebuchadnezzar.

  (4.28) “All this came upon the king Nebuchadnezzar.”

  29 At the end of twelve months he walked in the palace of the kingdom of Babylon.

  30 The king spake, and said, Is not this great Babylon, that I have built for the house of the kingdom by the might of my power, and for the honour of my majesty?

  (4.31-32) While Nebuchadnezzar is busy eating grass, a “voice from heaven” falls from the sky repeating the same shit that Daniel said.

  31 While the word was in the king’s mouth, there fell a voice from heaven, saying, O king Nebuchadnezzar, to thee it is spoken; The kingdom is departed from thee.

  (4.31) “There fell a voice from heaven, saying, O king Nebuchadnezzar, to thee it is spoken; The kingdom is departed from thee.”

  32 And they shall drive thee from men, and thy dwelling shall be with the beasts of the field: they shall make thee to eat grass as oxen, and seven times shall pass over thee, until thou know that the most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will.

  (4.32) “They shall drive thee from men
, and thy dwelling shall be with the beasts of the field; they shall make thee to eat grass as oxen, and seven times shall pass over thee, until thou know that the most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will.”

  33 The same hour was the thing fulfilled upon Nebuchadnezzar: and he was driven from men, and did eat grass as oxen, and his body was wet with the dew of heaven, till his hairs were grown like eagles’ feathers, and his nails like birds’ claws.

  (4.33) “The same hour was the thing fulfilled upon Nebuchadnezzar: and he was driven from men, and did eat grass as oxen, and his body was wet with the dew of heaven, till his hairs were grown like eagles’ feathers, and his nails like birds’ claws.”

  (4.34-37) After going through a rather bizarre ordeal, inflicted upon him by God, Nebuchadnezzar heaps praise upon him— in whose eyes “all the inhabitants of the earth are reputed as nothing.”

  34 And at the end of the days I Nebuchadnezzar lifted up mine eyes unto heaven, and mine understanding returned unto me, and I blessed the most High, and I praised and honoured him that liveth for ever, whose dominion is an everlasting dominion, and his kingdom is from generation to generation:

  (4.34) “At the end of the days I Nebuchadnezzar lifted up mine eyes unto heaven … and I blessed the most High, and I praised and honoured him.”

  35 And all the inhabitants of the earth are reputed as nothing: and he doeth according to his will in the army of heaven, and among the inhabitants of the earth: and none can stay his hand, or say unto him, What doest thou?

  (4.35) “All the inhabitants of the earth are reputed as nothing: and he doeth according to his will in the army of heaven, and among the inhabitants of the earth: and none can stay his hand, or say unto him, What doest thou?”

  36 At the same time my reason returned unto me; and for the glory of my kingdom, mine honour and brightness returned unto me; and my counsellors and my lords sought unto me; and I was established in my kingdom, and excellent majesty was added unto me.

  37 Now I Nebuchadnezzar praise and extol and honour the King of heaven, all whose works are truth, and his ways judgment: and those that walk in pride he is able to abase.

 

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