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by Wells, Steve


  7 And my people are bent to backsliding from me: though they called them to the most High, none at all would exalt him.

  8 How shall I give thee up, Ephraim? how shall I deliver thee, Israel? how shall I make thee as Admah? how shall I set thee as Zeboim? mine heart is turned within me, my repentings are kindled together.

  9 I will not execute the fierceness of mine anger, I will not return to destroy Ephraim: for I am God, and not man; the Holy One in the midst of thee: and I will not enter into the city.

  10 They shall walk after the LORD: he shall roar like a lion: when he shall roar, then the children shall tremble from the west.

  11 They shall tremble as a bird out of Egypt, and as a dove out of the land of Assyria: and I will place them in their houses, saith the LORD.

  12 Ephraim compasseth me about with lies, and the house of Israel with deceit: but Judah yet ruleth with God, and is faithful with the saints.

  HOSEA 12

  12 Ephraim feedeth on wind, and followeth after the east wind: he daily increaseth lies and desolation; and they do make a covenant with the Assyrians, and oil is carried into Egypt.

  (11.1) “When Israel was a child, then I loved him, and called my son out of Egypt.” Matthew (2.15) claims that the flight of Jesus’ family to Egypt is a fulfillment of this verse. But Hosea 11.1 is not a prophecy. It is a reference to the Hebrew exodus from Egypt and has nothing to do with Jesus. Matthew tries to hide this fact by quoting only the last part of the verse (“Out of Egypt I have called my son”).

  2 The LORD hath also a controversy with Judah, and will punish Jacob according to his ways; according to his doings will he recompense him.

  3 He took his brother by the heel in the womb, and by his strength he had power with God:

  4 Yea, he had power over the angel, and prevailed: he wept, and made supplication unto him: he found him in Beth-el, and there he spake with us;

  5 Even the LORD God of hosts; the LORD is his memorial.

  6 Therefore turn thou to thy God: keep mercy and judgment, and wait on thy God continually.

  (11.6) “The sword shall abide on his cities … and devour them.”

  (13.7-8) God will rip humans apart and then eat them like a lion.

  7 He is a merchant, the balances of deceit are in his hand: he loveth to oppress.

  (13.7) “I will be unto them as a lion: as a leopard by the way will I observe them.”

  8 And Ephraim said, Yet I am become rich, I have found me out substance: in all my labours they shall find none iniquity in me that were sin.

  (13.8) “I will meet them as a bear that is bereaved of her whelps, and will rend the caul of their heart, and there will I devour them like a lion: the wild beast shall tear them.”

  9 And I that am the LORD thy God from the land of Egypt will yet make thee to dwell in tabernacles, as in the days of the solemn feast.

  10 I have also spoken by the prophets, and I have multiplied visions, and used similitudes, by the ministry of the prophets.

  (11.10) “The LORD … shall roar like a lion: when he shall roar, then the children shall tremble from the west.”

  11 Is there iniquity in Gilead? surely they are vanity: they sacrifice bullocks in Gilgal; yea, their altars are as heaps in the furrows of the fields.

  12 And Jacob fled into the country of Syria, and Israel served for a wife, and for a wife he kept sheep.

  13 And by a prophet the LORD brought Israel out of Egypt, and by a prophet was he preserved.

  14 Ephraim provoked him to anger most bitterly: therefore shall he leave his blood upon him, and his reproach shall his Lord return unto him.

  (13.14) “I will be thy plagues … I will be thy destruction: repentance shall be hid from mine eyes.”

  HOSEA 13

  13 When Ephraim spake trembling, he exalted himself in Israel; but when he offended in Baal, he died.

  2 And now they sin more and more, and have made them molten images of their silver, and idols according to their own understanding, all of it the work of the craftsmen: they say of them, Let the men that sacrifice kiss the calves.

  3 Therefore they shall be as the morning cloud, and as the early dew that passeth away, as the chaff that is driven with the whirlwind out of the floor, and as the smoke out of the chimney.

  4 Yet I am the LORD thy God from the land of Egypt, and thou shalt know no god but me: for there is no saviour beside me.

  5 I did know thee in the wilderness, in the land of great drought.

  6 According to their pasture, so were they filled; they were filled, and their heart was exalted; therefore have they forgotten me.

  7 Therefore I will be unto them as a lion: as a leopard by the way will I observe them:

  8 I will meet them as a bear that is bereaved of her whelps, and will rend the caul of their heart, and there will I devour them like a lion: the wild beast shall tear them.

  9 O Israel, thou hast destroyed thyself; but in me is thine help.

  10 I will be thy king: where is any other that may save thee in all thy cities? and thy judges of whom thou saidst, Give me a king and princes?

  11 I gave thee a king in mine anger, and took him away in my wrath.

  12 The iniquity of Ephraim is bound up; his sin is hid.

  13 The sorrows of a travailing woman shall come upon him: he is an unwise son; for he should not stay long in the place of the breaking forth of children.

  14 I will ransom them from the power of the grave; I will redeem them from death: O death, I will be thy plagues; O grave, I will be thy destruction: repentance shall be hid from mine eyes.

  15 Though he be fruitful among his brethren, an east wind shall come, the wind of the LORD shall come up from the wilderness, and his spring shall become dry, and his fountain shall be dried up: he shall spoil the treasure of all pleasant vessels.

  16 Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

  (13.16) “Their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.” Because the Samaritans chose to worship another deity, God will dash their infants to pieces and their “women with child shall be ripped up.”

  HOSEA 14

  14 O Israel, return unto the LORD thy God; for thou hast fallen by thine iniquity.

  2 Take with you words, and turn to the LORD: say unto him, Take away all iniquity, and receive us graciously: so will we render the calves of our lips.

  3 Asshur shall not save us; we will not ride upon horses: neither will we say any more to the work of our hands, Ye are our gods: for in thee the fatherless findeth mercy.

  4 I will heal their backsliding, I will love them freely: for mine anger is turned away from him.

  5 I will be as the dew unto Israel: he shall grow as the lily, and cast forth his roots as Lebanon.

  6 His branches shall spread, and his beauty shall be as the olive tree, and his smell as Lebanon.

  7 They that dwell under his shadow shall return; they shall revive as the corn, and grow as the vine: the scent thereof shall be as the wine of Lebanon.

  8 Ephraim shall say, What have I to do any more with idols? I have heard him, and observed him: I am like a green fir tree. From me is thy fruit found.

  9 Who is wise, and he shall understand these things? prudent, and he shall know them? for the ways of the LORD are right, and the just shall walk in them: but the transgressors shall fall therein.

  (14.9) “The just shall walk in them.”

  33 Has the ever been a just person?

  JOEL

  I will sell your sons and your daughters … for the LORD hath spoken it. — Joel 3.8

  There’s not much to report from Joel. God will burn forests and dry up rivers, send locusts and caterpillars to eat crops, darken the sun, turn the moon to blood, and sell sons and daughters into slavery. But if you’ve read the earlier books in the Old Testament, you’re used to all that by now.
The only thing new is that it will all happen soon. Really soon. (It was supposed to have happened soon after Joel was written, so it’s a bit overdue.)

  Here are some highlights:

  “Awake, ye drunkards, and weep; and howl, all ye drinkers of wine, because of the new wine; for it is cut off from your mouth.” 1.5

  “The day of the LORD cometh, for it is nigh at hand.” 1.15, 2.1, 3.14

  The animals are perplexed and cry out to God after he torments them by burning their food and drying up the rivers. 1.18-20

  On “the day of the Lord”, everything and everyone will be burned to death. 2.3

  People will try to commit suicide but will not be able to. 2.8

  There will be earthquakes, the sun and the moon will be dark, and the stars will no longer shine. 2.10

  God will repay Israel for the damage the locusts caused—which he sent! And they will “praise the name of the Lord.” 2.25-26

  He will show off all his magic tricks. Blood, fire, smoke, eclipses. 2.30-31

  “I will sell your sons and your daughters … for the Lord hath spoken it.” 3.8

  “Beat your plowshares into swords and your pruninghooks into spears.” 3.10

  JOEL 1

  1 The word of the LORD that came to Joel the son of Pethuel.

  2 Hear this, ye old men, and give ear, all ye inhabitants of the land. Hath this been in your days, or even in the days of your fathers?

  3 Tell ye your children of it, and let your children tell their children, and their children another generation.

  4 That which the palmerworm hath left hath the locust eaten; and that which the locust hath left hath the cankerworm eaten; and that which the cankerworm hath left hath the caterpiller eaten.

  5 Awake, ye drunkards, and weep; and howl, all ye drinkers of wine, because of the new wine; for it is cut off from your mouth.

  (1.5) “Awake, ye drunkards, and weep; and howl, all ye drinkers of wine, because of the new wine; for it is cut off from your mouth.”

  6 For a nation is come up upon my land, strong, and without number, whose teeth are the teeth of a lion, and he hath the cheek teeth of a great lion.

  7 He hath laid my vine waste, and barked my fig tree: he hath made it clean bare, and cast it away; the branches thereof are made white.

  8 Lament like a virgin girded with sackcloth for the husband of her youth.

  (1.8) “Lament like a virgin girded with sackcloth for the husband of her youth.”

  9 The meat offering and the drink offering is cut off from the house of the LORD; the priests, the LORD’S ministers, mourn.

  10 The field is wasted, the land mourneth; for the corn is wasted: the new wine is dried up, the oil languisheth.

  11 Be ye ashamed, O ye husbandmen; howl, O ye vinedressers, for the wheat and for the barley; because the harvest of the field is perished.

  12 The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.

  13 Gird yourselves, and lament, ye priests: howl, ye ministers of the altar: come, lie all night in sackcloth, ye ministers of my God: for the meat offering and the drink offering is withholden from the house of your God.

  14 Sanctify ye a fast, call a solemn assembly, gather the elders and all the inhabitants of the land into the house of the LORD your God, and cry unto the LORD,

  15 Alas for the day! for the day of the LORD is at hand, and as a destruction from the Almighty shall it come.

  (1.15) “The day of the LORD is at hand, and as a destruction from the Almighty shall it come.”

  16 Is not the meat cut off before our eyes, yea, joy and gladness from the house of our God?

  17 The seed is rotten under their clods, the garners are laid desolate, the barns are broken down; for the corn is withered.

  (1.18-20) The animals are perplexed and cry out to God after he torments them by burning their food and drying up the rivers.

  18 How do the beasts groan! the herds of cattle are perplexed, because they have no pasture; yea, the flocks of sheep are made desolate.

  (1.18) “How do the beasts groan! the herds of cattle are perplexed, because they have no pasture; yea, the flocks of sheep are made desolate.”

  19 O LORD, to thee will I cry: for the fire hath devoured the pastures of the wilderness, and the flame hath burned all the trees of the field.

  (1.19) “Fire hath devoured the pastures of the wilderness, and the flame hath burned all the trees of the field.”

  20 The beasts of the field cry also unto thee: for the rivers of waters are dried up, and the fire hath devoured the pastures of the wilderness.

  (1.20) “The beasts of the field cry also unto thee: for the rivers of waters are dried up, and the fire hath devoured the pastures of the wilderness.”

  JOEL 2

  2 Blow ye the trumpet in Zion, and sound an alarm in my holy mountain: let all the inhabitants of the land tremble: for the day of the LORD cometh, for it is nigh at hand;

  (2.1) “Let all the inhabitants of the land tremble: for the day of the LORD cometh, for it is nigh at hand.”

  2 A day of darkness and of gloominess, a day of clouds and of thick darkness, as the morning spread upon the mountains: a great people and a strong; there hath not been ever the like, neither shall be any more after it, even to the years of many generations.

  (2.2) “A day of darkness and of gloominess, a day of clouds and of thick darkness” The day of the Lord will be dark and gloomy —like a northern Idaho spring day.

  3 A fire devoureth before them; and behind them a flame burneth: the land is as the garden of Eden before them, and behind them a desolate wilderness; yea, and nothing shall escape them.

  (2.3) “A fire devoureth before them … nothing shall escape.” On the day of the Lord, everything and everyone will be burned to death.

  4 The appearance of them is as the appearance of horses; and as horsemen, so shall they run.

  5 Like the noise of chariots on the tops of mountains shall they leap, like the noise of a flame of fire that devoureth the stubble, as a strong people set in battle array.

  6 Before their face the people shall be much pained: all faces shall gather blackness.

  (2.6) “The people shall be much pained: all faces shall gather blackness.”

  7 They shall run like mighty men; they shall climb the wall like men of war; and they shall march every one on his ways, and they shall not break their ranks:

  8 Neither shall one thrust another; they shall walk every one in his path: and when they fall upon the sword, they shall not be wounded.

  (2.8) “When they fall upon the sword, they shall not be wounded.” People will try to commit suicide but will not be able to.

  9 They shall run to and fro in the city; they shall run upon the wall, they shall climb up upon the houses; they shall enter in at the windows like a thief.

  10 The earth shall quake before them; the heavens shall tremble: the sun and the moon shall be dark, and the stars shall withdraw their shining:

  (2.10) “The earth shall quake before them; the heavens shall tremble: the sun and the moon shall be dark, and the stars shall withdraw their shining.” On the day of the Lord there will be earthquakes, the sun and the moon will be dark, and the stars will no longer shine.

  11 And the LORD shall utter his voice before his army: for his camp is very great: for he is strong that executeth his word: for the day of the LORD is great and very terrible; and who can abide it?

  12 Therefore also now, saith the LORD, turn ye even to me with all your heart, and with fasting, and with weeping, and with mourning:

  13 And rend your heart, and not your garments, and turn unto the LORD your God: for he is gracious and merciful, slow to anger, and of great kindness, and repenteth him of the evil.

  (2.13) “He is gracious and merciful, slow to anger, and of great kindness.”

  120 Is God merciful?

/>   14 Who knoweth if he will return and repent, and leave a blessing behind him; even a meat offering and a drink offering unto the LORD your God?

  15 Blow the trumpet in Zion, sanctify a fast, call a solemn assembly:

  16 Gather the people, sanctify the congregation, assemble the elders, gather the children, and those that suck the breasts: let the bridegroom go forth of his chamber, and the bride out of her closet.

  17 Let the priests, the ministers of the LORD, weep between the porch and the altar, and let them say, Spare thy people, O LORD, and give not thine heritage to reproach, that the heathen should rule over them: wherefore should they say among the people, Where is their God?

  18 Then will the LORD be jealous for his land, and pity his people.

  19 Yea, the LORD will answer and say unto his people, Behold, I will send you corn, and wine, and oil, and ye shall be satisfied therewith: and I will no more make you a reproach among the heathen:

  20 But I will remove far off from you the northern army, and will drive him into a land barren and desolate, with his face toward the east sea, and his hinder part toward the utmost sea, and his stink shall come up, and his ill savour shall come up, because he hath done great things.

  21 Fear not, O land; be glad and rejoice: for the LORD will do great things.

  22 Be not afraid, ye beasts of the field: for the pastures of the wilderness do spring, for the tree beareth her fruit, the fig tree and the vine do yield their strength.

  23 Be glad then, ye children of Zion, and rejoice in the LORD your God: for he hath given you the former rain moderately, and he will cause to come down for you the rain, the former rain, and the latter rain in the first month.

  24 And the floors shall be full of wheat, and the fats shall overflow with wine and oil.

  (2.25-26) God says he will repay Israel for the damage the locusts caused—which he sent! And they will “praise the name of the Lord.”

  25 And I will restore to you the years that the locust hath eaten, the cankerworm, and the caterpiller, and the palmerworm, my great army which I sent among you.

 

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