by Susie Taylor
THE EARLY 1990S: there’s no internet, phones have cords, VHS is still a thing, and Daisy Radcliffe’s family is disintegrating. As the stability of Daisy’s old life disappears, she is set adrift into the odd territory between adolescence and adulthood. Susie Taylor’s sharp, quick-witted prose carries Daisy through a maze of awkward parties, drugs, and rec rooms—new friends, social adversaries, and sexual awakenings. A strikingly perceptive and honest debut, even weirder than before is a coming-of-age story exploring the weirdness of growing up Gen X, and the freedom found outside the norm.
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In memory of Bella
contents
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Eight
Nine
Ten
Eleven
Twelve
Thirteen
Fourteen
Fifteen
Sixteen
Seventeen
Eighteen
Nineteen
Twenty
Twenty-One
Twenty-Two
Twenty-Three
Twenty-Four
Twenty-Five
Twenty-Six
Twenty-Seven
Twenty-Eight
Twenty-Nine
Acknowledgments
one
Miss Blake is standing in front of the class with her eyes closed and her head bent in supplication. She is mouthing the words to the Lord’s Prayer as the principal reads it over the intercom. I’m watching Wanda Wayne, her desk is in front of mine, make tiny braids in her hair and trying to ignore the fact that, in the seat to my right, my friend Cathy has her hands held together palm to palm with her fingers pointing heavenward. We are all waiting to get a good look at the new kid who is waiting at the back of the class.
After Miss Blake and Cathy mumble “Amen,” Miss Blake beckons the new kid to the front of the room, and he slouches up, reluctant and full of attitude. His hair is dark and spiked on top. He has a rat tail running down his back, his ear is pierced. There has never been a boy like this in my class before.
His name is Damon Jones.
At recess Cathy and I huddle next to the building, watching boys play foot hockey with a tennis ball. Most of the girls stand around in groups and watch as Damon joins the boys’ game. The only girl playing is Wanda. She was new three weeks ago on the first day of classes. She’s taller than half the boys, and she swears more. The tiny braids she made through the morning swing around her head as she runs for the ball.
Damon scores, shooting the tennis ball past Kevin and between the makeshift goalposts of two empty pop cans. I can see Darlene and Jenny whispering behind their hands, and I know by the end of the day Damon’s name will be etched in red pen on both of their pencil cases.
During lunch, which I eat at home, Mum stands at the kitchen counter, staring out the window, and doesn’t come sit with me.
“I’ll get something later,” she says. She is in one of her moods when she doesn’t speak and only half hears anything I tell her.
“There’s a new kid at school,” I say.
“That’s nice,” is her only response to this astonishing news.
I see Damon emerging from a car parked outside of the school. The Cure is pumping out of its speakers. Damon notices me staring and half smiles in my direction. As the car pulls past, my knees feel weak; the driver is around sixteen and has long black hair, shaved underneath. She’s wearing a black T-shirt, leather studded jacket, lots of eyeliner, and multiple earrings. It’s me. It is me as I imagine myself in the future. She drives past; the car billows smoke and she/me is gone.
When the bell goes, I join the lineup outside the door of our classroom and wait for Miss Blake to come lead us in. Two boys at the back are mercy fighting, and one of them falls against the queue sending the rest of us stumbling forward like dominos. A hand grabs my upper arm in the crush when someone tries to steady themselves. I turn around, and I see that the hand belongs to Damon. He looks at me, but Miss Blake is yelling at us all to settle down, so we don’t speak.
“Are you sick? Your face is all red,” Cathy says loudly as we take our seats. Physical contact with Damon has left me blushing violently.
Wanda overhears Cathy, and she turns around to check out my burning cheeks. Miss Blake says, “Eyes to the front, Wanda!” Wanda rolls her eyes up so only the whites are visible, and I feel laughter rising up. Miss Blake glares at me, her mouth in an over-exaggerated frown like a clown. I bite my lip and cast my eyes towards my math book.
I am contemplating Damon’s arrival and walk right by my father’s car without considering the strangeness of its presence at 3:45 p.m. on a Monday afternoon. It is his shoes that stop me in my tracks. They are placed by the door neatly, side by side. Inside the house there is an absence of the usual sounds of the radio playing and Mum calling out to see how my day was. There is a wrongness about everything, and my ears start ringing like they do if I’m about to faint or jump from the high diving board. Dad comes through from the living room and sees me standing on the threshold. “I thought I’d be gone before you got home,” he says. I take in the scene before me in the kitchen: an abandoned onion half-chopped on a wooden board; the dishcloth crumpled on the counter mid-wipe; and at this early hour, an empty wine bottle on the table, a red ring staining the tablecloth where it was previously placed.
My father leaves slowly. I wish he would just get in the car and drive away, but instead he trails from bedroom to car with white shirts on hangers. I retreat to my bedroom and watch him through a crack in my door as he folds underwear and places it precisely in an old suitcase. My mother sits on their bed with silent tears streaming down her face and her hand clasped over her mouth. Each second Dad is still here my gut twists. “Get out!” I want to scream at him. When he has finally finished packing, I creep to the top of the stairs and watch as he kisses my mother goodbye. Now he walks out the door, and we are left behind.
The next few days unravel slowly. Mostly there is deep silence, sometimes punctuated by telephone calls. Reverend Winter, from the
church we go to at Christmas, comes and talks to my mother in low tones. He smiles at me when he leaves and tells me he’s praying for us all. Elizabeth, my older sister, is alerted of our father’s departure and makes plans to come home from university for the weekend.
I answer the phone, and Dad makes no attempt to explain his absence. “Can you tell Mum I’ve paid the mortgage? How is she?”
“Where are you?” I ask him.
He is at Pat’s apartment. My father is a biology prof at the university, and Pat is one of his grad students.
Pat used to come to our house for dinner. She’d arrive with her blue-rimmed eyes and glossy wet mouth, looking like a white lab rat with her pink tongue darting in and out as she popped in a grape or cube of cheese. Mum tried to get Elizabeth to be friends with her. “She’s so sweet and she seems lonely.” Elizabeth and I hid upstairs whenever Pat came mooching around. Pat was always sucking up to Dad and wanting to talk about mouse gestation periods or fungal infections of the nose. When she stopped showing up, my parents never talked about it.
I stop answering the phone and stay in my room, listening to my Walkman and taking occasional breaks to make cups of tea and remove cold ones from Mum’s bedside.
Inside the house, the air is stale and the curtains remain drawn. My mother stays in her bedroom, occasionally getting up to pee, or calling out to make sure I have gotten up in time for school.
Outside the house, life continues as if nothing has changed. I still have a math test on Thursday. Candice gets her period at school and brags about it. Wanda gets a detention for saying “Shit” in class. Elizabeth comes home for the weekend, does dishes, cleans the house, and goes back to university. Damon Jones does well in school and beats Cathy on the math test. She immediately takes against him and says he must have cheated. I draw hearts with Daisy + Damon on small scraps of paper, then flush them down the toilet, watching our names swirl away together. In the evenings, Damon skateboards. I see him glide by my house on crisp fall nights, and I listen for the sounds of wheels on pavement. I listen and wait.
two
“Why didn’t you call me straight away? What a bastard!” I know this is Olivia, partly because I recognize her voice and partly because she is the only one of Mum’s friends who uses “language,” which is what I hear Mum saying to her now.
“Language, Olivia.”
“For fuck’s sake, Sheila!” And, for the first time in two weeks, I hear my mother laugh. Olivia did not bring a Bible to share with my mother, like Reverend Winter, but gin. This seems to be working much better.
They are in the living room when I get home from school. Mum is looking white and blotchy pink, but she is wearing real clothes, not just her dressing gown. Mum has her feet resting on the coffee table, even though she is wearing shoes. They go quiet when I come in, and Olivia asks how school was. I can tell they are both waiting for me to leave the room so they can keep talking.
“You’re better off without him. I never knew how you put up with him,” I overhear Olivia say as I come down the stairs a few hours later to poke around the fridge.
The gin bottle is empty on the counter. I tip the last drop onto my tongue and feel it burn. Mum and Olivia are drinking white wine now.
“An expert in the naked mole rat. I thought you were making a joke when you told me that’s what he did. What normal man wants to spend all day thinking about something that looks like a flaccid penis?” Olivia’s voice has gone back up; she’s forgotten I am downstairs.
“He does work hard, Olivia. People tell me he’s a brilliant man all the time.”
“This won’t be the first time. It never is.”
Mum ignores this. I have noticed she does this a lot when she talks to Olivia, only hears what she wants to hear.
Dad calls Olivia the “Feminazi.” Olivia is different from my parents’ other friends. They are all people from the university who come around to dinner parties when a visiting lecturer is in town to talk about high beaver mortality rates or a rise in Australian rabbit populations. Mum met Olivia when my parents first moved from England to Canada, and they lived next door to each other in a small apartment building in Don Mills. Olivia taught Mum how to make coffee in a percolator and lent Dad her shovel the first time his car got blocked in by the snow plow.
Mum used to ask Olivia to the dinner parties to even out the numbers if one of the biologists didn’t have a wife. During one of these parties, Olivia and Dad had an argument about affirmative action, which Dad says is just sexism against men. After that Olivia stopped being invited over with the university crowd and started coming to visit Mum when Dad was away for work. Dad says Olivia’s voice gives him a headache.
“I just need to be patient. Everyone knows the man always goes back to his wife.”
Olivia clicks her tongue at this. “Sheila,” she says, “you shouldn’t take him back even if he comes begging.”
I am at Cathy’s after school a few days later, and with wide eyes, her mom asks me, “How are you?” Adults keep asking me this, except for my parents. “How’s your mom holding up? I feel so bad for her.” I can feel her wanting to pull out confidences from me.
“I’m fine. Mum’s great.” Cathy’s mom looks at me with pity, like I’m too young to see what’s really happening in my home.
Cathy and I slink away from her mom, up to Cathy’s bedroom.
“Are you okay? You know, your dad will probably move back in. I’ve been praying for that.”
Cathy gets all tight lipped when I mention Olivia bringing over gin, and I regret telling her this as I’m doing it. They don’t have any booze in the house, something to do with Cathy’s uncle. Cathy doesn’t probe any further and changes the topic to more familiar ground.
“George is so handsome, don’t you think?”
“He’s okay. I like Kevin Taylor.” I don’t tell her about my crush on Damon because I don’t trust her.
Cathy draws a bunch of M.A.S.H. boards on a piece of paper. It’s a fortune-telling game everyone at school is playing. The letters stand for Mansion, Apartment, Shack, or House. We play until Cathy ends up living in a house married to George, with a Ferrari and fifteen children, and rich. I end up in a shack married to Murray, the fattest boy in our class, with two children and a station wagon. We are on welfare.
After M.A.S.H. Cathy shows me a magazine with instructions on how to create kissable lips and flirty eyes; she wants to use it to get ready for the upcoming autumn school dance. I flick through it. Mum always says fashion magazines are a total waste of money when she sees me eyeing the glossy covers at the grocery store checkout. Cathy’s mom is always buying her magazines and special shampoo and jars of Noxzema. When she got her period, her mom came home with new jelly shoes and a seventy-colour eye-shadow kit to celebrate her womanhood. When I got my period, all I got was a pack of thick maxi pads.
Hailstones pelt the playground on Friday afternoon. At recess we are kept inside. I watch the tiny cubes of ice melting on the asphalt and long to scoop them up with my hands. Wanda sets up her own M.A.S.H. board and puts Axl Rose down four times for her husband.
“That’s cheating,” Cathy says.
“It’s not like a game you can win,” Wanda replies.
“It’s not how you’re supposed to do it. It’s against the rules.”
I make up my own board writing down Robert Smith, Morrissey, Sting, and a D. If anyone asks, I’ll say the D is for any of the guys from Depeche Mode, but it’s really for Damon.
I stare at the back of Wanda’s head during last period. Her hair is shiny and thick like in shampoo commercials. Sometimes she grabs it and piles it on top of her head; when she lets go, it tumbles down like a waterfall. Mine is always full of static and sticks flatly to my face. I try casually playing with my own hair like Wanda does, and a bunch of dandruff drifts down onto my desk.
The Friday before the Thanksgiving long weekend, we have regular classes in the morning, then after lunch the autumn dance takes place in th
e school gym. I spend my lunch break locked in the bathroom applying and reapplying eye makeup. Mum has always been disapproving of makeup for girls my age, but she’s lying in bed and has no idea what I’m doing to my face. Elizabeth gave me some makeup when she was home—half a used lipstick and black mascara and eyeliner she never uses anymore since she switched to brown. The eye makeup gets smudgy and has a racoon-like effect; the lipstick is easier to use, but I keep finding I’ve touched my lips and there are smears of it on my fingers. I wear my jeans, Elizabeth’s old jean jacket, and a U2 T-shirt she got me last year. I’m nervous and excited. I’ve never cared about the dances before, but just the slim chance that Damon might ask me to dance makes me feel light-headed.
Cathy is wearing her lime-green jelly shoes and her new favourite blouse. It is covered in a crazy peach-and-baby-blue geometric design that vaguely resembles swastikas. She wears it with a thin plastic belt that cinches it at the waist. I tell her she looks nice.
“Lesbo!” she says, but I can tell she’s pleased.
You can go to the dance or play board games in the library.
Wanda is opting for the library. She has arranged to play cards with two asthmatic boys from grade seven and seems perfectly content with this.
“I don’t want to hang out with those bitches,” she says, looking over at the other girls as she saunters off to the library. Peony Wong has volunteered as door person. She will collect tickets, then spend the dance adding up money in the peace and protection of the secretary’s office.
The gym is decorated with the construction paper cutouts of leaves the grade ones made for a parents’ meeting held earlier in the week. Pumpkins sit on a table where you can buy fifty-cent pops. The regular overhead lights are turned off. Mr. Dean, the grade seven teacher, has set up an ancient disco ball that casts flashes of light across the floor. It is still daylight outside, but artificial evening in here.
Everything is going okay. The girls are on one side of the room and the boys are on the other side. Mr. Dean is the DJ. He plays “Jump” by Van Halen and a bunch of the boys start leaping around. “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” comes on, and Candice, Tiffany, Jenny, and Darlene squeal and run to the middle of the dance floor. They stand in a circle, not actually dancing, just shuffling from foot to foot with their arms held out and their hands wiggling around. They look like a bunch of dogs begging for treats.