“I didn’t hit anyone.” Hudson screwed up his ill-shaven face. “Leastways, I don’t remember hitting anyone.”
“Well, this bruise didn’t get there by itself,” Payton flung away the damaged limb. “What time did you and Raleigh bed down last night, anyway?”
Hudson blinked. “Bed?” he asked. “What’s that?” And Payton got a whiff of what it was he’d been up all night doing.
“Lord, Hud,” she said, fanning his breath away. “What did you do? Swallow a distillery?”
From the doorway came another thump, and then Raleigh came in. Unlike his elder brother, he was fully dressed. He looked, however, like hell. Payton exercised no restraint in telling him so, but Raleigh took the abuse with uncharacteristic docility. In fact, he walked straight past her, pulled back the bedclothes the maid had neatly tucked in place, and climbed into Payton’s bed, boots and all. When she asked him what in the hell he thought he was doing, Raleigh only groaned from beneath a pile of pillows he’d pulled over his head. “Must you talk so loud?”
“Get out from under there,” Payton snapped. “We’ve got to be at the church in an hour.”
“It’s not fair. Your bed’s much nicer than my bed.” Raleigh sniffed indignantly. “My bed was hard as rock.”
“It was a rock, you great arse.” Hudson was still having trouble holding his eyelids all the way apart. “You fell asleep on the carriage drive.”
“And woke up bloody soaked.” Raleigh was invisible beneath the pillows and sheet … all except for the tips of his boots, which stuck out over the end of the bed. “Damned dew. I hate it. And those bleeding awful birds, with their infernal singing. My head’s pounding because of that blasted tweet-tweet-tweeting. Started up at two, and only got louder. Lord, I can’t wait until we’re at sea again. Life in port is nothing but torture.”
A third fist pounded on the door. This time, it was not a Dixon who peered round the jamb at her, but the barely recognizable face of the groom. He stood bare-chested in the hallway, supporting himself with one hand braced against the wall. Clenched in his other hand was his shirt, waistcoat, and jacket, the sleeves of which dragged along the floor behind him. The lower half of his face was dark with unshaved whiskers. His eyes appeared a brighter shade of blue than usual, since they peered out from purple rings of sleeplessness.
Those eyes drew Payton’s gaze and held it. If she’d expected a last-minute appeal to run away with him, she was to be sadly disappointed. Instead, he parted painfully dry lips and croaked, “Help.”
Payton inhaled, prepared to start screaming. No. This was just too much. As if it wasn’t bad enough that she’d had to sit there and watch her brother hand this man her ship; as if it wasn’t enough she was going to have to sit there and watch him marry someone else in an hour: she had to help him dress, as well?
She wouldn’t.
She couldn’t.
Behind her, Hudson started to chuckle.
“Hoo,” he laughed. “Hoo-ha! Come have a look at Drake, Ral. He looks like something that’s been dredged up from the bottom of the Thames.”
“Is that Drake?” Raleigh flung back the covers and sat up. “Can he talk that bloody cook of his into giving us some food? She says we’ve got to wait to have breakfast till after the wedding. But if I don’t get something into my gut now, I’ll be a dead man by the time this bleeding wedding’s over.”
Payton, who’d been barring Drake’s way into her room by keeping a hand planted on either side of the door, searched his face. If she’d thought it etched with pain yesterday, when she’d seen it at the dinner table, that was nothing compared to today. The grooves running from the down-turned corners of his mouth to his nostrils looked deep enough to dive into. And those purple smudges under his eyes were the results of sleeplessness, not Hudson’s swollen fingers.
Still, Hudson’s assertion that his old friend looked like something that had been dredged up from the bottom of the Thames was an opinion with which Payton couldn’t agree. Even suffering from a hangover, Drake was still far too good-looking for Payton’s ease of mind. A hundred nights without sleep would not have been enough to wither those melon-sized biceps, or soften that rock-hard belly, down which thick blond hair snaked, disappearing into the waistband of his trousers. He could have drunk an entire case of whisky, and his skin would still glow healthily bronze, his teeth still flash white as ivory.
It wasn’t fair. It wasn’t fair that he should look this good. Because how was she supposed to despise him when just looking at him, standing there in the dim morning light, with his soft blond hair hanging wetly down the back of his neck, made her knees go weak?
“Well,” she said, as ungraciously as possible. “I suppose you might as well come in, too. Everybody else seems to feel I’m his own personal valet. Why should you be any different?”
She stepped aside, and Drake came in, lifting the garments he held. “I can’t get any of these on,” he said bewilderedly. “My fingers don’t seem to work.”
Hudson looked positively delighted that someone was suffering from a malady similar to his.
“I’ve got the same problem! Can’t make a fist.” He thrust his hands beneath Drake’s nose. “See? Weak as a kitten. Payton says it’s from hitting someone, but I can’t remember hitting anyone. Do you remember me hitting anyone?”
“Can’t say that I do, old man.” Drake looked everywhere but at Payton. “I drank a little too much myself, last night.”
She glared at him. If he was thinking of using alcohol as the excuse for what had passed between them in the garden, he needed to think again.
“I think we all went a little out of our heads last night,” she said firmly. “Some of us more than others.”
On the bed, Raleigh, who’d fallen back against the pillows, moaned. “All except Ross,” he said bitterly. “I saw Ross this morning, and he was fit as can be. Went to bed early, Ross did. I wonder why.” He chuckled nastily, then groaned again. “You mustn’t ever get married again, Drake. Another night like this past one will kill me.”
Going to the tray the maid had brought up for her, Payton poured a cup of coffee for Drake, mixing in a good deal of sugar and milk. Strong sweet drinks were the shipboard prescriptive for men who’d been narrowly missed by one of Captain La Fond’s cannonballs, and that was exactly the expression Drake wore just then, a sort of stunned disbelief that he had suffered through what he had, and lived.
“Here,” she said, not at all politely, as she thrust the cup at him. “Drink this.”
He brought the cup obediently to his lips, then made a face, and looked around frantically for a place to spit out what was in his mouth.
Payton said, “Swallow,” in a commanding voice. He did so, but then made a gagging noise.
“Christ, Payton,” he exclaimed. “What was that?”
“Exactly what you need,” she replied. “Drink the whole cup.”
“No …” He was almost whimpering. “Please.”
“Drink it,” she said firmly. “Or I’ll have Hudson hold your nose, and we’ll force it down your bleeding throat.”
Hudson feigned alarm. “Don’t do it, Drake,” he cried. “It’s probably poisoned. She hasn’t gotten over losing the Constant …”
Payton narrowed her eyes at her brother. “While the idea is certainly tempting,” she said, “I’m only trying to keep him from passing out. Do you want to be the one who has to carry him down the aisle?”
Hudson cleared his throat. “Drink the bloody stuff, Drake.”
Drake peered despairingly into the depths of the coffee cup she’d handed him. He took a deep, patient breath, then downed the whole of its contents, his broad shoulders shuddering in disgust. Payton averted her gaze. The skin stretched over his shoulders was sun-kissed and would doubtless feel, if she happened to run her hands over them—which, of course, she never would—tike silk. Silk laid over iron.
Lord, why didn’t someone just shoot her, and put her out of her misery?
/> When he finally lowered the cup, gagging, Payton said, “Good,” and took it away. He didn’t look much the better for it, but she supposed it must have done him some good, since when she instructed him to hold his arms out, he was able to do so. Before, it had appeared to take him considerable effort even to lift them.
Payton took hold of one of his limp hands and stuffed it through a sleeve of the shirt he held. “I sincerely hope that when I get married,” she muttered, “my husband won’t be so reluctant to enter the union that he feels it necessary to drink himself into a stupor the night before.”
“Well, of course he will, Pay,” Hudson said, mildly astonished. “No man wants to get married.”
“Really?” She spoke between gritted teeth. “And so Ross married Georgiana because … ?”
“Same reason Drake’s marryin’ Miss Whitby,” Raleigh informed her, from the bed.
This caused a good deal of chortling on the parts of both her brothers. Drake, Payton noticed, did not laugh, or even crack a smile. She was in a position to know, since she was standing in front of him, her fingers flying over the buttons of his shirt. It was important to her that she finish dressing him as quickly as possible, since his proximity was having a disturbing effect on her. It had caused all of the hair on her arms—fortunately hidden from his sight by the balloon sleeves of her blue and white morning dress—to stand on end. And that was not all. She was now quite certain the reason her nipples had gone so hard the night before had not been because of the cold at all, but because of something he had done to them. She couldn’t tell how he’d done it, but it was happening again. The man had to be some kind of witch doctor. Either that, or the mere sight of his partly clad body was enough to send her into a shocking state of arousal.
It wasn’t fair. He was using weapons on her against which she hadn’t the slightest defense. She was careful not to lift her gaze from her work. She did not want to have to meet that searching gaze, on top of everything else.
“Now, be fair,” Hudson admonished his brother, mockly indignant. “That’s not why Ross married Georgiana.”
“No?” Raleigh had kicked all of the sheets off Payton’s bed, and now reclined upon it like some kind of hairy odalisque. “Then why’d he do it?”
“Because he couldn’t get her any other way,” Hudson declared.
“Oh, that’s right.”
Payton directed Drake’s arms through the openings in his waistcoat. “You’re all,” she said, “nothing but a packet of horn-fisted galley-growlers.”
“Oh, what are you bein’ so missish about, Pay?” Raleigh demanded. “I swear, for someone who thinks she’d make such a fine ship captain, you don’t have very much sympathy for your crew. If I didn’t know better, I’d Say you were as hungover as any of us. That’s twice now you’ve damn near snapped our heads off.”
Payton glowered at him. “Care to try for a third?”
“Oh, don’t mind Payton,” Hudson said. “She’s just sore because on top of giving Drake the Constant, Ross won’t let ’er go on the Far East run with us.”
“I,” Payton declared, “wouldn’t want to go to the corner with any of you, let alone the Far East.”
Hudson lowered himself onto the window seat from which Payton had climbed the night before. “While you and I are havin’ the time of our lives, Ral, out on the open seas, Payton’s goin’ to be up in London, tryin’ to decide just how much of her brand-new bosom she should let show when she does her curtsy at St. James …”
“I say all of it,” Raleigh advised. “After all, the king’s eyesight is not as good as it once was, and it’s not as if she’s got a whole lot up there. She should just open up her dress and let gravity take its course. That ought to do the trick. They’ll be lining up in droves …”
Something fell from Drake’s hand, and landed, with a clatter, upon the floor.
“I say,” Raleigh complained loudly. “Must you make all that racket? My poor head can hardly take much more.”
“What was that?” Hudson had lifted a booted foot, and was looking beneath it, at the parquet floor. “A button?”
“Not at all,” Drake said. Payton glanced up, and noticed, with relief, that he’d closed his eyes. “It was just the ring.”
“The ring?” Hudson leapt to his feet. “Bloody hell, man, why didn’t you say so? Raleigh, shake a leg. He’s gone and lost the ring.”
Raleigh rolled over. “So what? No ring, no wedding. We’ll all be able to sleep in.”
Hudson strode over and laid the back of his boot upon his brother’s rear end. “Out of bed, you lazy sod.” He gave Raleigh a terrific shove, sending him flying off the far side of Payton’s bed. “Help me look for the bleeding ring.”
“I’ll show you a ring,” Raleigh declared, rising up to launch himself at his brother.
As the two men fell, wrestling, to the floor, Payton calmly reached down and retrieved the ring from where it had rolled beside her foot.
“This,” she said, holding up the small gold circle, “is what you’re missing, I believe, Captain.”
Drake opened his eyes. “Oh,” he said. Was it her imagination, or did he sound disappointed? “So it is. Thank you, Miss Dixon.”
He held out his hand. For a moment, Payton admired the way the diamonds on the band—there were five of them, in all—glowed, even though the light in the room was so dim. It was a finely crafted ring, a ring that had been in his family, she understood, almost as long as those suits of armor downstairs. She didn’t think about how it would look on her own finger. She would probably have lost it within a month of gaining ownership, or knocked one of the diamonds out. She was not the sort of girl, she knew, who ought to be given diamonds.
She dropped it into Drake’s hand. His fist closed over it, and then he shoved both fist and what it contained into his trouser pocket.
“Thank you,” he said, in his deep voice.
Payton felt the hairs on the back of her neck rise. Damn! What was it about this man that affected her so? Why couldn’t she hate him, like she wanted to?
“Well,” she said, dropping her arms and taking a hasty step backward. “There. You’re finished.”
Drake looked down at himself. He would make, Payton supposed, any girl proud to marry him. His wedding clothes included a fine morning coat of light gray, worn over a waistcoat of darker gray stripe. His trousers were the same dark gray as the stripes. The tails of his morning coat reached almost to his knees. He looked a very fine figure of a man—well, except for the circles under his eyes and the fact that he was still badly in need of a shave—but Payton couldn’t help thinking she liked him a good deal better when he was dressed in nothing more than a pair of trousers, which was the way he’d arrived at her bedroom door that morning.
“I think you’ve forgotten something,” Drake said quietly. Too quietly. She didn’t think she’d heard him aright. Hudson and Raleigh had gone crashing to the floor on top of one another, and it was rather difficult to hear much of anything besides their swearing.
“What?” Payton asked suspiciously.
Mutely, Drake held up a long white band of linen.
His cravat.
It was perhaps fortunate for the captain that at that moment, the bedroom door opened, and Georgiana, looking very shocked indeed, walked in. Otherwise, Payton might surely have twisted that cravat round his neck, and kept on twisting it, until he choked, she was that put out with him. As it was, however, Georgiana’s shocked exclamations soon put an end to any and all activity in the room.
“What,” she cried, “is this? Payton, why is Captain Drake in your bedroom?”
“It’s my fault.” Drake seemed to feel duty-bound to come to Payton’s defense. “I needed help dressing, and I couldn’t find Ross—”
“Because he’s down at the church,” Georgiana declared. “Someone had to go and supervise those gardeners of yours. You know they’ve done the whole thing wrong. They used pink roses instead of orange blossom.” She held up a
basket of flowers. “All of your boutonnieres are pink, you’ll be alarmed to know. Hudson, Raleigh, would you please stop that?”
Both men collapsed in a tangle of arms and legs. Raleigh lifted his face from the vise-like grip in which his elder brother held his head and said, in a strangled voice, “Hudson started it.”
“I don’t care who started it.” Georgiana thrust the basket of boutonnieres at Payton and strode forward to accost her brothers-in-law. “You have no business being in your sister’s bedroom. Get out! Get out right now! Take Captain Drake back to his room, and see that he shaves. And remember your sister is not your valet, nor are you to loan her out to your friends to serve as theirs.”
Grumbling, the brothers rose to their feet, and staggered out of the room. Drake tried to stay for a few seconds more, apologizing all the while, but Georgiana only shooed him away, politely, but quite emphatically. When all the men were gone, she slammed the door, and turned toward Payton.
“Good Lord,” she said. “If he actually makes it to the church this morning, I’ll die of shock. I never saw the captain look so ill in my life. What happened to your hair?”
Payton glanced at herself in the mirror above the dressing table. Her hair was curling riotously all over her head. Other than that, however, she thought she looked passable—especially for someone who hadn’t slept a wink. Drake had helped with that: his presence had brought a pink glow to her cheeks, and her lips, still raw from where he’d savaged them the night before, were quite red.
Payton settled down upon the window seat while Georgiana picked up a hairbrush and attacked her curls.
“It’s criminal, you know,” Georgiana was saying, “that Becky Whitby is marrying today, and there isn’t a soul from her own family to watch it. Positively criminal. I know how nervous I was on my wedding day, but thank goodness I had my mother and sisters to support me. Miss Whitby hasn’t anyone. I went to her room first thing this morning, to help her dress, but do you know, she sent me away?”
Payton, watching as the sun, which had finally put in an appearance, began burning holes through the fog, murmured, “No, really?” even though she wasn’t really listening. She was thinking about Drake, of course. How could she not? The sun was hitting all the places in the garden where they’d stood together, not ten hours earlier. It was already warming the marble that had been so cold and wet against her bottom.
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