He nodded but looked thoughtfully at the computer. “You’re not a prisoner here, Alix.”
Another comment that caught me completely off guard. “Yeah, Rynn, that’s exactly what I am. I leave, I end up exactly where I was three months ago.”
He focused his gray eyes back on me. “But you could choose to leave.”
Funny . . . Oricho had said almost the exact same thing three months ago: “You’re free to die.”
“Yeah, but I prefer to stay breathing. Besides, getting chased by Alexander and his vampires was marginally worse than where I am now. Lady Siyu only threatens to kill me; she can’t exactly follow through.” Yet.
Rynn nodded, but he was focusing on a point behind me, distracted. I got the distinct impression I hadn’t said whatever he’d wanted me to.
“What does seereet or sieret mean?” I asked.
Rynn focused back on me. “Where did you hear that?”
“Lady Siyu in the hall.”
He frowned but shook his head and headed into my kitchen. “Nothing of any consequence. I wouldn’t concern yourself with anything she says. Much of it is show. But don’t go repeating it.”
“Yeah—not reassuring in the least.” I wondered what happened at Rynn’s meeting earlier with Lady Siyu and Mr. Kurosawa, but before I could ask, he nodded to the case files beside my computer. “How goes finding the thief?”
“Well, the more I look, the less faith I have this guy or girl knows what the hell they’re actually doing.” I filled Rynn in on my theory that the thief in question might have only an undergraduate archaeology background. Rynn listened as I showed him the write-up on the artifacts and explained the discrepancy in the descriptions. “It could also be an elaborate cover-up to throw off the IAA from finding them. Hide in plain sight. Or just a simple clerical error,” I added.
“Something you’re an expert at,” he said, then glanced up at me. “Hiding in plain sight, not the theft part—not that you aren’t an expert . . .” He shook his head and went back to the computer screen before he could dig himself in any further.
“I like your theory about the thief being an undergrad,” he said. “It explains the knowledge base and the disregard for the supernatural. It’s smart.”
“I think you need to check your head. You just complimented me professionally.” Usually he and Nadya just yelled that I didn’t know what the hell I was doing.
OK, that’s kind of sad, and another argument for working alone . . .
Rynn faced me with an intensity that hadn’t been there a moment before. “I’ve never questioned how good you are at your job. I question your risk assessment and political acumen.”
One thing you get used to when hanging around an incubus: they pick up on emotions besides attraction.
“Any line on how the artifacts ended up in L.A.?” he asked.
I shook my head. “Not yet. I don’t have many contacts there. Not enough serious collectors to be interesting, and the ones that are buy overseas anyways.”
Rynn nodded. “I may be able to help with that.”
“How?”
“My cousin. Someone I should really check up on and who owes me more than a few favors.”
He refocused back on me with the unspoken question on his face: did I want him to stay or go tonight?
“Why do you put up with my job?” I blurted out.
He was silent and seemed to be studying the items on the tablet. Then he said, “Well, on the one hand, I’m still optimistic I’ll wear you down.”
The familiar pit formed in my stomach. Me walking away from my job wasn’t likely to happen anytime soon . . .
He shrugged. “Mostly though, I figure it’s a rather inconsequential flaw in an otherwise beautiful person.”
He said it without looking at me, which was probably a good thing, because to be honest—emotionally I wasn’t there yet. Let’s face it, it’s me. I don’t know if I’d ever get there.
Or maybe my subconscious was hell-bent on sabotaging the only thing close to a meaningful romantic relationship I’d ever had. Wouldn’t fucking surprise me.
As if sensing we were verging into dangerous territory, Rynn gave me a half smile. “Mostly I think I’ll wear you down eventually on the thieving, Alix.” He took another step closer. “So on a scale from one to ten, what are my chances of staying tonight?”
“One to ten? You sure you don’t want to add a few numbers onto that?”
Rynn seemed to think about it, then shrugged. “Not really—I’m confident my odds lie on the one-to-ten scale.”
I glanced up at him.
“Train wreck,” he added, arching one blond eyebrow.
I closed the computer and turned my full attention on Rynn. I noted Captain had disappeared to one of his hiding spots. Carpe, World Quest, and the damned thief could wait until tomorrow.
My hair had fallen out of its tie and was hanging in a curtain over my face. I brushed it out of the way. “Whore,” I said.
7
The Rock Star of L.A.
8:00 p.m., Hollywood Hills, Los Angeles
As soon as I stepped out of the damn car, I knew I was in trouble. The heels Nadya had given me were higher than I was comfortable in, and the dress . . . well, the dress was very shiny . . . and short.
I’d asked her three times if this was my only option. Apparently I was dressed conservatively.
I swore as the back of my stiletto sunk in the grass. No grace, but enough balance that I didn’t fall on my ass. “Remind me again why I don’t just take these damn things off and walk barefoot?”
“Because they won’t let you through the front door. And you wouldn’t have near so much trouble if you didn’t keep cinching the dress down.”
I did my best to catch up to Rynn and not maim myself stabbing the grass. He waited for me and held out a hand. I took it. I didn’t have so much pride that I wouldn’t take the extra support.
“You try walking in these heels,” I said.
“Who says I can’t? Though those might be a bit small.”
I stumbled again at the image of Rynn in full drag back in Japan. Considering some of the theme parties Gaijin Cloud had thrown, it wasn’t that far-fetched.
“I feel ridiculous, and I’m dreading bending over,” I told him.
“You look beautiful. Try to enjoy it,” he said. I frowned, studying his face to see if he was making a joke. He wasn’t. Which surprised me, since he hadn’t said a damn thing when I’d stepped out of the bathroom back at the hotel.
“Easy for you to say—you’re not worried about flashing the world.”
Rynn snorted, but the tight set to his jaw softened, which was a minor win; something was bugging Rynn about visiting his cousin, but he’d been uncharacteristically tight-lipped about it.
“So, just so I completely understand here, your cousin is an incubus.”
He sighed. “That would make the most biological sense.”
All right, so I kept asking the same question, but this one damn well deserved re-clarification. “OK, but your cousin is him?”
Rynn stopped, looked up at the black sky drowned out by street and house lights, and swore under his breath. “Yes, he is my cousin. A damn lot of good that does me,” he said, adding the last bit under his breath as we continued towards the mansion.
Yeah, not likely. I stopped him. “Oh you cannot leave it at that.”
He frowned and narrowed his eyes. Son of a bitch, the great Rynn, host extraordinaire, visibly uncomfortable . . .
“You can find most of what you want to know online,” he said.
“Those are called tabloids.”
“In my cousin’s case, the majority of it is accurate—probably on the tame side.”
I held up my hands in surrender. “I’m just trying to understand how you failed to menti
on your cousin is Artemis Bast, lead singer of Kaliope—just putting that out there— Hey!”
Rynn dodged around me before I could continue my interrogation, and then we were out of the dark and into the lawn floodlights near the entrance, where there were more statues and fountains than could possibly be in good taste.
Kaliope was a pop/rock band that rose to infamy in the mid-1980s. Fifty-fifty whether they were more famous for their music or antics—my money was on the antics. The ’80s were a brightly colored and debauched era. The band might have changed its roster over the years, but Artemis Bast had been a mainstay.
We’d barely reached the front door when Rynn glanced both ways, then pulled me behind a statue of a woman holding her breasts . . . no, wait, my bad. It was someone standing behind her holding her breasts.
“I haven’t bothered mentioning Artemis because we don’t get along.” He glanced at the door, as if listening for something. “Suffice it to say my cousin is not a spectacular example of my species. Just be direct; he won’t know what to make of you.”
“Why do you say that?”
“Because most of the time I don’t know what to make of you. Please stay close and watch yourself. Artemis isn’t dangerous, but he’s hard to predict at the best of times.”
Rynn steered me towards the two massive front doors complete with antique brass knockers.
“So let me get this straight. Supernaturals have just as much trouble getting along with their relatives as humans do?”
Rynn paused before knocking on the door with one of the ornate handles. “Artemis is a complex individual who likes to push his boundaries. Inevitably he causes some sort of trouble and I have to clean up his mess, hence the favor I’m calling in.”
That . . . surprised me. Everything Rynn had told me up until this point had painted succubi and incubi as more or less benign, preferring to tread the surface of human civilization and not draw attention to themselves. “Define ‘trouble’?”
Rynn gave me a pointed stare and banged the brass ring a second time. “Last time I had to drag him out of a Bangkok whorehouse.”
I frowned. “Isn’t that kind of par for the course with you guys though?”
He shook his head. “Trust me, he figured out a way to make it a problem. We didn’t part on good terms, and I didn’t bother telling him we were coming either, so we’re going to make this quick—”
“Whoa, wait a minute—we’re crashing his party?”
“Artemis is more amenable when he’s off his game.”
The massive doors swung open. I stumbled back a step, not because of the massive bald bodyguard who stepped outside but because of the sheer volume of noise— music and otherwise—that crashed over me, along with a cloud of incense reminiscent of amber and burnt sandalwood. The massive doors and walls had to have been reinforced, because standing outside, I hadn’t heard a damned thing. I caught a glimpse of people piled into the main hall just past the entrance—flashes of bright colors and metallics that all seemed to meld into one giant kaleidoscope.
I shook my head. Too much sensory overload. I had the urge to get the hell away. I would have tripped back down the front steps if Rynn hadn’t caught me. He swore, but it was barely audible over the noise. Whereas before he’d looked apprehensive, now he just looked pissed. “I don’t believe it—I don’t know how many times I’ve told him—stay still, Alix, it will pass.”
Yeah, right, sure it would. “Forgive me if I’m not fucking convinced.”
The man at the front door was watching us, his face impassive at the attempts to collect myself. He was a little over six feet tall and dressed in a dark suit that contrasted with his dark olive skin color, which hinted at Middle Eastern descent. Even under the suit I could tell he was large enough to moonlight as a boxer. He gave each of us a once-over, his eyes dismissing me immediately but lingering on Rynn.
Without a word he opened the door and stepped aside. Rynn nodded and stepped in. I followed—or tried to.
The bodyguard gently, but in a way that made no mistake about his intention, blocked my way.
“Hey, come on—look at me! Would I be dressed like this if I wasn’t with him?”
The bodyguard ignored me and turned to Rynn. “Seereet?” There was that goddamn word again . . .
Rynn didn’t look particularly happy about being asked. He glanced from me to the guard and nodded, repeating the only snippet of supernatural dialect I could actually replicate with any chance of accuracy . . . What am I talking about? I barely reproduce any language with any form of accuracy.
I didn’t have time to ponder it though. The guard stepped out of the way and let me through.
Inside the entrance, the smell and noise were even more overpowering. I shook my head, trying to clear my thoughts. I’d never experienced anything quite like it. I checked to see if the guard had followed us in, but he’d taken his post back by the door, reminding me of a statue. He didn’t even look like he was breathing.
I pulled Rynn closer so I could whisper . . . well, loudly whisper. “I’m guessing he’s not human.”
Rynn snorted. “If you think for a second he’s human, I’ve got a bridge for sale.”
“Stealing my lines now, Rynn—you’ve got to be nervous,” but I said it with a confidence I didn’t feel.
He didn’t answer that one, and I didn’t expect him to. We stepped out of the entrance and into the main hall. I froze in my tracks.
Opulence. I don’t know ’bout you, but to me the word conjures up images of Louis XIV palaces and ballrooms filled with antiques covered in more gold leaf than sense dictates. Hell, the word itself means “excess” . . .
But this ballroom crammed full with people? Well, let’s say it had the Louis XIV thing going on . . . and Roman statues, and a staircase that looked like it belonged in Gone with the Wind, and 1960s glam decor—hell, there was even some Goth rock art thrown in.
The only right way to describe it was an explosion of eclecticism . . . with a paintball gun . . . and paint balloons, lots and lots of paint balloons.
The scent of amber and burnt sandalwood intensified. I realized the sandalwood reminded me of Rynn’s cologne, though the burnt tone was a distinct departure.
“Opulence took one hell of an acid trip,” I said.
Rynn was as immobilized as I was, but whereas I was shocked by the sheer . . . well . . . this made Cirque de Soleil look tame . . . Rynn just looked more pissed.
“Son of a bitch—is that guy wearing anything but body paint?”
Rynn swore. Loud. “I don’t believe it—”
“No, seriously, I can’t tell, I mean if it is, they’ve done one hell of a—”
“I didn’t believe Artemis would pull this off in public.” I noticed Rynn’s hand had moved from the small of my back to my arm, and his grip had tightened.
“Alix, I’m serious this time, don’t leave my side and don’t take any food or drink,” Rynn said and began scanning the room. “Come on, I want to get this over with as soon as possible.”
And with that, we entered the den of Artemis Bast, rock star extraordinaire.
The place was packed to the brim with young, beautiful people—men and women—dancing, drinking, laughing. There was a surrealism to it; even though I was standing there, it was as if I was caught up in a whirlwind of noise and color. And there was something disturbing as hell . . . I just couldn’t put my finger on what it was—or why my head was getting light.
Had to be the nerves . . . or the noise . . . or lights . . .
Wait a minute—was that Corona on a platter? My eyes followed a plate filled with bottles, each and every single one stuffed with a bright green lime.
The waiter caught me looking and brought over the plate. He was another man with a shaved head and beautiful dark skin, the color of coffee. He reminded me of the guard at the door but
so much more beautiful . . . and that smile. He offered me the tray . . . who the hell was I to refuse? This was a party after all . . . the lights danced across the tray . . . purples and neon pink . . . I reached out.
Someone stopped me before my hand brushed the glass bottle. They grabbed my shoulders and began to shake me.
“Alix?” Rynn said.
I blinked. His eyes were bright blue . . . There was something important about that . . . Why though?
His eyes brightened, and my eyes focused. A warm wave washed over me, pushing back the psychedelic fog.
Shit. I snapped out of it and shook my head.
He was still staring at me, his eyes still a bright blue. “Rynn, what the hell is going on in here?” Something wasn’t right, and not just the party aspect; it was wrong on so many other levels. “And what’s wrong with these people? Are they even human?”
Rynn’s mouth curled up in a snarl. “Oh most of them are human. My cousin likes to make a spectacle of himself—and surround himself in one. I didn’t think he’d go this far—”
OK, yeah, not at all cryptic, I thought as another person wearing paint in lieu of clothes walked by, taking one of the drinks from a platter . . . which weren’t Coronas at all but champagne flutes filled with an amber liquid. “Well, what the hell is it? Is it an incubus thing?” That thought didn’t sit well with me; incubi and succubi were supposed to be benign on the supernatural sliding scale of dangerous. This sure as hell didn’t qualify as benign in my books.
More people filled in around us, all human if Rynn was to be believed. I wasn’t seeing it. Don’t get me wrong, I’m no stranger to a good party, but this . . .
Rynn swore as another person just about slammed into him and brushed up against me. Another wave of euphoria hit me in a manic rush . . .
Shit.
“It’s passed along by contact?”
Rynn pulled me out of the way into a corner. Now he was looking worried. “It’s an incense of sorts,” he said. “Incubi and succubi are fond of it, though it only has this euphoric effect on humans. It permeates food and water. My idiot cousin saw fit to douse an entire room with it. That’s what you see in the glasses and smell in the air . . .” He swore and tried to block someone from crashing into me, but the dress made it a losing battle.
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