Contents
Cover Page
Titlte Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
CHAPTER 1
CHAPTER 2
CHAPTER 3
CHAPTER 4
CHAPTER 5
CHAPTER 6
CHAPTER 7
CHAPTER 8
CHAPTER 9
CHAPTER 10
CHAPTER 11
CHAPTER 12
CHAPTER 13
CHAPTER 14
CHAPTER 15
CHAPTER 16
CHAPTER 17
CHAPTER 18
CHAPTER 19
CHAPTER 20
CHAPTER 21
CHAPTER 22
CHAPTER 23
CHAPTER 24
CHAPTER 25
CHAPTER 26
CHAPTER 27
CHAPTER 28
CHAPTER 29
CHAPTER 30
CHAPTER 31
CHAPTER 32
CHAPTER 33
CHAPTER 34
CHAPTER 35
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
First published in Great Britain in 2013 by
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Copyright © 2013 Hazel Osmond
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Hazel Osmond has been an advertising copywriter for many years. In 2008, she won the Woman & Home short-story competition sponsored by Costa. In 2012, Who’s Afraid of Mr Wolfe? was shortlisted for the Romantic Novelists’ Association’s (RNA) Romantic Comedy award. While she is overjoyed to be a writer, a tiny part of her would like to have been an artist in Paris during the nineteenth century. Without the grinding poverty and syphilis, obviously. She is currently writing her fourth novel.
www.hazelosmond.co.uk
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CHAPTER 1
Right at that moment, Grace could have done with the United Nations dropping in and working their magic. The Americans were getting restless and the smiles of the Japanese were growing more and more mask-like. True, the New Zealand couple looked pretty laid back as they studied the statue of the Greek god who obviously favoured doing his hunting naked, but the way that Monsieur Laurent, the French guy, was gripping the gallery guide suggested he was having a hard time with his savoir faire.
At the ticket desk, Lilly gave her an uncharacteristically sympathetic smile, although Grace knew that if her little Tower of Babel continued to clutter up the entrance hall much longer, she’d suggest that Grace take everyone outside to wait.
She glanced at the gallery clock and saw the minute hand jump another segment to the right. It was heading for the powdered wig, now faded and crazed with age, of a young man who had been painted on the clock’s face. He was loitering against a backdrop of straggly trees and Grace had always suspected that he was waiting for some rose-lipped country wench to trip into view for some al fresco seduction. But his intentions today were of minor concern. The more pressing problem was that when the minute hand reached that wig, it would be exactly ten minutes since her tour should have started. By now they ought to be exploring the ‘Leading Lights of the Impressionist and Post-Impressionist Movement’ in one of the Paddwick Gallery’s wood-panelled rooms upstairs.
Grace heard the large double doors open. She had given up all expectation of anyone from the United Nations appearing, but was still hopeful that it would be the tardy Tuscelli family – the reason they were all loitering about on the flagstones. It was an elderly woman walking with the aid of a stick. She made a slow progress towards the ticket desk and then an even slower ascent of the oval stone staircase that spiralled up through the centre of the building, carrying people from the Reformation to the Renaissance to the early twentieth century. The minute hand moved to poke the powdered wig and Grace knew, without having to look, that the Americans, Evangeline and Scott Baldridge, would be on the move too.
Lodged at the ‘intensely demanding’ end of the client spectrum, the Baldridges treated any glitch or deviation in the advertised sched-uuu-le (said with a deep Texan drawl) in the same manner: Mrs Baldridge would get one side of Grace, Mr Baldridge the other, and in a whinging pincer movement they would complain fulsomely about the tour, the company, the other people in the group and the UK in general. Mrs Baldridge had a voice like a buzz saw in a biscuit tin and Mr Baldridge a tendency to express opinions that other people would not even dare to think, and so it was with much unease that Grace turned to face them.
‘Late,’ Mr Baldridge pronounced, pointing towards the clock before bringing his hand down to rest on his hip, or where his hip must have been when he was younger and several stone lighter. ‘Well, ahh saw it comin’, of course. Always the same with them Eye-ties.’
‘Yup,’ the buzz saw agreed, tilting her head towards her husband.
Racial stereotyping did not sit well with Grace. After nearly four years of gallery tours with Picture London, she had to concede that there were certain characteristics you could loosely assign to particular nationalities, but anything more was an insulting straitjacket. In her experience, people were as individual as you allowed them to be and the Tuscellis were unfailingly punctual. She would wait a few more minutes and then try Signor Tuscelli’s mobile.
But how to stop the Baldridge duo saying something even more inflammatory in the meantime? Grace sensed tension already building – most of the members of this particular tour had met on a previous trip around the National Portrait Gallery, during which allegiances had been formed and dislikes taken. The Baldridges were definitely not going to be asked to swap addresses with anyone. The moue on Monsieur Laurent’s face suggested he was bracing himself to defend his own nation should Mr Baldridge tire of insulting the Italians and move sharply northwest towards France.
Grace saw that Mr Baldridge was now going for the double-hand-on-hip approach. ‘Ahh do hope,’ he said, ‘that if this delay means less of a tour, wheel be gettin’ a refund.’
Mrs Baldridge’s nod made the creased wattle of her neck wobble.
‘Oh, don’t worry about that,’ Grace said in best head girl mode, ‘we’ll simply tack the lost time on at the end …’ As she saw the next objection forming in Mr Baldridge’s skull, she added, ‘But before we get into that, what about last night, hmm, Mr Baldridge? Magnificent, magnificent performance!’
Mr Baldridge looked as if he had been caught doing something illicit. Over at the ticket desk Lilly tilted her head in an attempt to eavesdrop, making her large earrings wobble.
‘Ma’am?’ Mr Baldridge’s confusion was underlined by his failure to close his mouth once the question had been asked.
There was a nervous shift of his eyes towards his wife who, unable to mirror her husband’s expression, merely assumed the appearance of somebody who had been slapped in the face with a wet haddock.
‘I’m talking about the baseball, Mr Baldridge,’ Grace explained. ‘The Rangers. Good win over the Rays.’
‘Well, yeah … yeah, they did good … did you … do you?’ Mr Baldridge was a small truck that had suddenly stalled.
‘I take an interest.’ Grace gave a self-deprecating laugh and forgave herself for bending the truth – to describe her knowledge of baseball as an ‘interest’ was like saying Leonardo da Vinci knew how to apply a mean undercoat. She knew a vast amount about the players, the management teams and could reel off a list of reasons why the Rangers were likely to win the World Series that year. She could also have chatted about various American football teams, athletes, TV programmes and films. In fact, with the exception of the no-go areas of politics and religion, there were few aspects of American life that she couldn’t have whipped out to plaster over a nasty moment.
As Mr Baldridge opened his mouth again, Grace sensed the need to bring in reinforcements. She smiled over at Mr Hikaranto.
‘Baseball,’ she said with a brief nod of her head instead of a bow. ‘Mr Baldridge supports the Texas Rangers. But I believe your team, the Yomiuri Giants, has also had a good year?’
Mr Hikaranto beamed in a modest way. ‘Very good team, Texas Rangers. And yes, so kind, the Giants are playing …’ He turned to his wife for help.
‘Like giants,’ she said softly, with a shy glance up at Grace.
Mr Baldridge raised his eyebrows. ‘You into baseball?’
‘Yes, thank you,’ the Japanese couple replied, in unison.
Hoping that the Baldridges might now be fully occupied, Grace turned her attention to the next potential flashpoint – Monsieur Laurent’s grip on his gallery guide was leaving indentations.
‘We don’t really play baseball in Britain,’ she said, before feeding him a line she knew would be snapped at: ‘Although perhaps we should. Might be better at that than—’
‘Football,’ he said and accompanied it with a Gallic smirk, thereby proving one of Grace’s rules governing the discussion of sport with foreign clients: you could yabber away forever about their local teams but the only national team you should ever discuss was your own. This facilitated a psychological exchange known as ‘assuming the position of underdog in order to make visitors feel superior’.
She rewarded Monsieur Laurent with her ‘What-can-you-do-about-our-overpaid-footballers?’ expression.
‘Don’t s’pose you’ll wanna talk about rugby either?’ Mrs Macintosh, the New Zealander, said, breaking off from her close examination of the nude hunter’s buttocks.
Her husband laughed. ‘Now, love, don’t rub it in. Just ’cos they’re going through a rough patch.’ As Grace found Mr Macintosh attractive in a big, outdoorsy kind of way, she decided to forgive him and his wife with a gracious smile.
With the march of time apparently forgotten, this would have been Grace’s opportunity to slip outside and ring Signor Tuscelli’s mobile, but she was saved the effort by the arrival of the latecomers themselves, who appeared in a flurry of padded coats, spiky boots and sunglasses, the double doors slamming shut behind them. They rushed across the flagstones towards Grace, both adults talking so fast and so much over each other that it took Grace a few seconds to understand why they were late.
‘I said Temple, to get off,’ Signor Tuscelli was assuring Grace, his hands chopping out the words, ‘but Gisella,’ he indicated his daughter, ‘she said it was Charing Cross. And so we have had to run, run up the …’
‘The Strand,’ his wife supplied.
‘Yes, the Strand. So fast.’ Signor Tuscelli blew out his cheeks.
‘So hot.’ Signora Tuscelli was shrugging off her coat.
A heady perfume reached Grace as Gisella of the large, dark eyes and very tight jeans said, to the group in general, ‘Scusi. It was all my fault.’
Everyone muttered that it was OK, although Monsieur Laurent in particular looked as if he’d like to hear more of Gisella’s pouty apology.
Mr Baldridge, as usual, spoilt the party. ‘The name of the toob station was clearly written on our itin-er-rary.’
‘Ah, but these things are so much harder when your first language is not English,’ Grace said quickly.
Mr Baldridge jerked his thumb at Mr and Mrs Hikaranto. ‘Well, our friends here managed.’ Only the way Mrs Hikaranto gripped the handle of her Prada bag suggested the Japanese couple were not keen on that ‘friends’ label.
Signora Tuscelli was beginning to look affronted, so Grace suddenly threw her arms wide – a gesture that always distracted people long enough for her to change the subject.
‘The London Underground is a confusing place,’ she said so brightly and so loudly that she got an admonishing frown from Lilly at the desk. ‘Yet for all its confusion, it’s an adventure too. An experience. And talking of experiences, there is another wonderful one waiting for us now. This building was largely completed in the eighteenth century and stands on the site of what used to be a Tudor Palace. Constructed on neoclassical lines around a central courtyard it housed a variety of government departments before it became an art gallery. I think you’ll agree it is both elegant and stately, dominating the Strand on one side and a large stretch of the Thames on the other. Quite simply it is a masterpiece in Portland Stone.’ She laid her hand on a portion of the wall to make her meaning clearer to the Hika-rantos. ‘A masterpiece housing other masterpieces, because here are names that are famous the world over. Monet, Renoir, Cézanne. The paintings of Van Gogh and Manet. We have so much to see, so let’s not waste a moment. Mr Bald-ridge, if I could ask you to lead the way, please? Up the stairs and then sharp left into the first room …’
Sometimes Grace felt like a games mistress who had inhaled too much muscle rub, but faced with all her eagerness and confidence, even the most recalcitrant complainer usually rolled over and gave in. She watched as Mr and Mrs Baldridge vied momentarily on the bottom step to be the first up the stairs and then it was Mr Baldridge who, having gallantly elbowed his wife aside, led the group on the climb upwards.
Grace watched and thought of all the people whose feet had worn down those stone steps. The earls and lords on the way up to adventure and down to the scaffold; the ladies, their skirts lifted just high enough or way too high; the government spies, the civil servants and now the art lovers, tourists and students.
As she moved to follow them, she mouthed a quick ‘thank you’ to Lilly who replied by jerking her head in the direction of Mr Baldridge, who had now reached the first-floor landing.
‘You be able to get all the way round without World War Three breaking out?’ she asked with a chuckle making her earrings do some more wobbling.
‘Of course. Some people just need careful handling and a lot of distraction. It’s all under control now.’ Grace had reached the bottom of the staircase. ‘Besides, they’re about to see some of the most beautiful art in the world – that’s bound to make them happy. It’s not like we’re going to come face to face with anything that stirs everyone up or provokes them, is it?’
Perhaps if she’d had any inkling that she was one hundred per cent wrong about that, Grace would not have run lightly up the steps to join her group with a confident smile on her lips. She would have turned around and headed back out of the double doors as fast as she possibly could.
CHAPTER 2
It was after Monet and just before Manet that she noticed him. He was what her boss, Alistair, called a ‘floater’. Grace felt that description carried far too many toilet overtones and preferred the more poetic name of ‘shadower’.
You got them on almost every tour: the member of the public who would loiter near the group to listen to what the guide was saying while trying to appear as if they weren’t. Sometimes they would pretend they were studying a different picture, or statio
n themselves on a nearby bench and shut their eyes as if gallery fatigue had overtaken them.
A woman Grace had attracted last week had developed some problem with her shoe which necessitated taking it off and peering at the heel as Grace explained why Gauguin had felt compelled to leave France and paint in Tahiti. The moment Grace stopped talking, on went the shoe and off went the woman.
Alistair got very shirty about the whole thing, reasoning that if someone wanted to listen to a tour they should damn well put their hands in their pocket and pay for one, but Grace took a more relaxed approach. None of the shadowers stayed long and barely any followed from one room to the next. If they did, Grace stared at them and asked, with a concerned expression, whether they were lost. That invariably sent them slinking away.
This particular example of the species was different. Positioned just behind the Tuscelli family, he was making no effort to hide the fact that he was following them. He moved on exactly when the group moved, stopped when it stopped.
Grace guessed that he wouldn’t have had much success trying to be inconspicuous anyway. He was more of a show-off than a shadower. His shaggy blond hair, finger-combed she suspected, made her wonder if he was Scandinavian or perhaps spent a lot of time outside in the sun. He might even be a surfer, but his clothes had definitely never been anywhere near the sea. He seemed to be wearing a formal evening dress jacket with tails, its sleeves pushed up to reveal a jumble of brightly coloured wristbands from music festivals. Under it was a purple T-shirt and on his bottom half were, well, Grace was not sure what. She would have said pinstripe trousers but, if they were, they were incredibly old-fashioned, the kind that you’d expect to see topping spats in a black-and-white film. His were teamed with black biker boots, chunky and looking as though they’d been scraped along the road, possibly where he’d fallen off a bike.
There was something deeply familiar about that kind of appearance – the off-the-wall rather than off-the-peg clothes and the way they had been put together – and Grace didn’t like it at all. Not one bit. It made her feel that everything she had worked to dampen down in herself over the last nine years might be in danger of taking light again, and while her mouth continued to explain about brush-strokes and artistic influences, in her chest there was a sense of unease that felt as solid as if she had swallowed something down without chewing it properly. She continued to talk, the group continued to listen, but there was mad Fred Astaire at the back, his blond hair blaring out at her every time she let her eyes stray that way.
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