“Wish me luck.”
She stared at me until I smiled and kissed her hard. She didn’t need luck because she had talent, even Vanessa had seen that when her boss had finally quit, due to stress and ulcers. She’d been at loose ends for about a day until she’d made up her mind and called. With a little help from each other, they’d both do fine.
“Good luck, doll. But I’ll get you for this.”
She didn’t answer but pulled on her raincoat and walked out into the rain. From the window, I watched her move down the walk with a good stride, leggy and confident. I watched her get into the car, and then I let the drapes fall. The children were watching me with wide eyes. Somehow they’d managed to pull all the books off the nearest shelf and were using them as building blocks in the center of the room.
“Shit.”
Renfield whimpered from the corner and I shook my head at him. “Big dog like you and you can’t even control three little kids.”
He whimpered again and I noticed that someone had tied a big pink bow around his neck. The ends trailed down onto the floor and I wondered where the kids had found the ribbon.
“Well. Well. Well.”
The three kids looked at me. Fred, with his sparse hair all disheveled and the beginnings of a big mouse under his right eye. Beside him was a girl in a pink jumper with blond hair in two long braids. Her name was Rachel and she was the granddaughter of the next-door neighbors. Her mother was erratic, to put it kindly, and a slut, to put it unkindly, and the grandparents were raising Rachel and they’d jumped at the offer of me babysitting her for twenty dollars a day. The last child was from the Ramirezes, a beautiful, golden-skinned boy just a little older than Fred. He was the wickedest of the lot by a long shot. Unfortunately he was also the most charming and what I thought had been quiet was, in fact, a tendency to devious plotting.
The doorbell rang and, like a starting bell, the three children used it as a sign and started to fight again. I sighed and turned to open the door, where a pink-faced girl in her late teens was holding a small, black-haired baby, who peered at me myopically through his fingers, which were laced across his eyes. Over one shoulder the woman carried a bag just slightly smaller than the kind used by hockey players to carry their gear from game to game.
“Hi!” She was incredibly chipper for 7:00 a.m.
“Good morning.”
I was slightly more reserved and considerably less cheerful.
“Well, Mr. Haaviko, I read in the local paper that you were available to babysit during the day . . . ?”
I started to nod and then reconsidered. “You read?”
“Yes. It was in the Work Wanted section of the North End Sentinel. Now, I was just wondering . . .”
Claire. It had to be Claire. Or Elena, or maybe even Frank, he’d surely find it amusing just as long as I could still make it down to his place on Wednesdays to do the hard work. When I found out who, I’d . . .
“Um, Mr. Haaviko . . . ?”
Actually, it was kind of funny.
“Mr. Haaviko?”
I mean, really. I’d killed, burned, looted, stolen, pillaged, smuggled, conned, all that and more. Considering that background, ending up as a babysitter was kind of funny.
“Ha.”
“Mr. Haaviko!”
The teenybopper in front of me was really pissed now and she stomped her foot in rage.
“I’m sorry, please do come in.”
I took the child and ushered the young woman into the house. The children had stopped fighting and were trying to surround the dog, who looked at me imploringly for aid. I ignored him and turned to the young woman. “Would you like some coffee?”
She did and we went into the kitchen, where she dropped her bag to the floor with a sigh of relief.
“Now, Mr. Haaviko. It says you charge twenty dollars a day per child and that includes a snack and lunch?”
I nodded and handed her a cup of coffee, and took a sip out of mine. The smell filled my nose and the heat warmed me and I smiled again. This, the children, the house, the rain, the haggling over small sums of money, these things were all nice. These things, things I’d never wanted and never had before, these things were good and important and real. I took another sip and added a little milk to cool the mixture.
“Yes.”
She stared at me and took a tiny sip of her coffee and made a face. “Well, I hope it’s healthy food, Mr. Haaviko?”
It was, so I nodded and she just stood there and sighed again. “I work at Perkins, Mr. Haaviko.”
That just didn’t make sense but I nodded anyway. I suppose it was small talk, bad small talk, but small talk nonetheless.
“So, can you take care of my son, Mr. Haaviko?”
I finished my coffee and felt it burn down into my belly. “Sure thing, call me Monty, though. Mr. Haaviko sounds awfully formal.”
I’d like to acknowledge the support and aid of the Manitoba Arts Council. Also thanks to Wayne Tefs for his superb and instructive editing and to Todd Besant for his advice and support. More thanks goes to David Neufeld, William, Lois, and Alison, Seanin, Morgan, Erik, Robert and T, and others too numerous to mention. Also, my thanks to those in the shadows. You know who you are.
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