Hear Me Out, And Try Not To Laugh

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by Ao Jyumonji


  Eventually, they reached a point where there were hardly any of the pillar rocks.

  However, he still hadn’t spotted anything resembling a tree. Were there no trees in this world?

  Haruhiro would occasionally turn back, checking with Kikkawa that he was heading in the right direction.

  “That’s bizarre...” he muttered, then exhaled.

  It was as bright as evening, but there was nothing like a sun.

  There were no birds or bugs flying around. There was no sound of wind. When he turned around for somewhere between the tenth and twentieth time, Haruhiro noticed something was off. But, as for what that was, he wasn’t sure.

  Still, it bothered him. He signaled with his hands for everyone to come to a stop.

  He looked around.

  Where is it? What...?

  Haruhiro gulped. Is that it?

  The pillars on that initial hill, he thought. Not all of them. Only a few.

  Haruhiro squinted his eyes. There was no doubt about it.

  They’re moving.

  The rock pillars, maybe one in ten of them, they’re slowly—honestly, it’s just a little bit at a time—moving around.

  Now, if someone had asked him, So what?, he wouldn’t have known what to say. If he were asked what they were, and what it meant, Haruhiro would have no answer. However, the fact of the matter was, for at least some subset of them, while he couldn’t be sure they were alive, he could be sure they were moving. They were able to move.

  “That’s really bizarre,” Haruhiro muttered.

  Should I explain to my comrades? he wondered. Maybe not yet. If the pillar rocks all moved, that would mean we couldn’t navigate by them, which would be a problem. That doesn’t seem to be the case, so it isn’t an issue—I think.

  Ranta raised both his hands to the side, shrugging his shoulders as if to say, What’s up?

  Nothing. Haruhiro shook his head in response. The first thing, or rather, the only thing, we need to focus on is heading for the ruins. We shouldn’t think about anything but rescuing the Tokkis while avoiding danger as much as possible.

  Haruhiro advanced forward. It was smooth, but there were a lot of ups and downs. In the places where it was higher or lower, he often saw the pillar rocks.

  It seems the pillar rocks don’t like level ground, Haruhiro thought. Then he realized he was viewing the pillar rocks as something close to living creatures. Whatever the case, it’s probably best not to get too close to the pillar rocks.

  But, as soon as he made that decision, there was a dog.

  It was sudden, but it seemed so natural. It was lying low in the grass, wagging its tail, and it wasn’t that close, so, Huh... was all he thought. He wasn’t particularly shocked. At first, that was.

  Hey, wait, he quickly reconsidered. This is the Dusk Realm. Another world. It’s weird that there’s a dog—or at least, I can’t say that for sure, but I should be suspicious of it.

  Well, on closer inspection, it wasn’t a normal dog anyway. It was somewhere between a large and medium sized dog. It looked like a dog with long, white fur, but it wasn’t clear whether it was really a dog. Actually, it probably wasn’t what you’d usually call a dog.

  That pseudo-dog, it only had one eye. If Haruhiro were to give it a name, he’d call it a one-eyed dog.

  This was something he had no choice but to stop for. The others had stopped walking, too. Well, now what?

  The one-eyed dog looked in their direction, its posture low and its tail wagging, like a friendly dog that had found people in an uninhabited field and wanted to play. That was what it acted like. But it had only one eye.

  If it wasn’t going to attack, could they leave it be? But that friendliness made Haruhiro think something was up. Could it be the cultists’ dog? Might it let the cultists know about Haruhiro and the others? Or was he overthinking things? Was he being needlessly anxious?

  He decided to wait and see what it did. While motioning for his comrades to come in closer, Haruhiro watched the one-eyed dog. The one-eyed dog didn’t move.

  “Never seen one of those before,” Kikkawa whispered. “Oh, but, now that I think about it, if I recall, the cultists only had one eye hole, and the lion-headed white giants, they only had one eye, too.”

  “Then this guy’s with them?” Ranta went to draw Betrayer.

  “Either that,” Shihoru began hesitantly, “or it’s possible all the creatures in this world... have just one eye...”

  “It’s kind of creepy.” Merry sounded dubious. “The way it’s wagging its tail.”

  “It’s like a pet dog, isn’t it?” Kuzaku was apparently thinking along the same lines as Haruhiro.

  “This’s a job for Yume,” Yume declared, proudly thumping her chest. “Yume’s a hunter, after all. Yume’s gonna try and get up close, so everyone keep an eye on it.”

  Haruhiro decided to let Yume handle it. Of course, he got ready to jump in and help at any moment.

  “Ahem.” Yume cleared her throat loudly, then slowly approached the one-eyed dog. It was a slow, easy pace, but it was kind of... normal. Yume didn’t particularly try to make eye contact with the one-eyed dog, or stick out her hand and try to present a friendly attitude. It was so normal, Haruhiro had to wonder, Is this going to be okay?

  The one-eyed dog was staring at Yume with its single, but large eye.

  What was the one-eyed dog thinking as it stuck out its tongue, panting?

  There was about four meters between them.

  “Easy, easy,” Yume said, talking to the one-eyed dog for the first time. “It’s okay. Yume’s not gonna do anythin’ bad to you.”

  The one-eyed dog didn’t respond. It just kept staring at Yume.

  Three more meters. Two meters.

  That was when the one-eyed dog got up from the down position and sat.

  Yume started to stop, but then kept moving forward. Lowering her hips, she slowly approached the one-eyed dog and stuck out her hand.

  “Paw.”

  “O, o, o, o, o!”

  That voice. Based on the fact that it had opened its mouth, it had probably been the one-eyed dog that made it. It was rather low in tone, an eerie voice.

  Yume let out an “Eek...!” and stopped walking.

  “O, o, o, o, o!”

  “That’s scary!” Ranta half-drew Betrayer.

  In that instant, the one-eyed dog turned and started to race off.

  “Ah!” Haruhiro gave chase. “No, we can’t let it get away!”

  “Ohm, rel, ect, nemun, darsh!”

  At the same time as Haruhiro went to chase the one-eyed dog, perhaps sooner, Shihoru began chanting a spell. The shadow elemental flew forth, fixing itself to the ground right in the path of the fleeing one-eyed dog. The one-eyed dog stepped on the shadow elemental with its right front paw.

  “O, o, o, o...!”

  Struggle as it might, the one-eyed dog couldn’t free its paw from the shadow elemental.

  “W-Wait!” Yume tried to stand in Haruhiro’s way. “Not yet! It’s just runnin’. That doesn’t make it an enemy!”

  “Sorry, Yume!” Haruhiro walked past her. “We can’t take risks here! No, actually...”

  “O, o, o, o, o, ooooooooooo!”

  The one-eyed dog was struggling violently—

  But that’s not all, Haruhiro thought. There’s something... coming out of it, I think?

  They were growing out of its body here and there. White, bone-like protrusions with sharp tips.

  “Eeeek!” When Yume turned and saw them, she let out a shriek. “Scary, scary, scary! That’s no doggie!”

  “Damn straight.” Ranta lowered the visor on his skull helm. Using Leap Out, he sprung towards the one-eyed dog. “Take this! Hatred!”

  “O, o, o, ooooo!”

  The one-eyed dog couldn’t run away thanks to Shihoru’s Shadow Bond. Still, it contorted its body. Ranta had probably meant to split the one-eyed dog’s head open with Betrayer, but he missed his mark. The sword struck one of
the bone-like growths coming out of the one-eyed dog’s shoulder, and was deflected.

  “Whoa?! That’s hard!” Ranta leapt back.

  “I’ll do it!” Kuzaku charged forward with his shield in front of him.

  Kuzaku’s shield and the one-eyed dog’s bone-like growths collided. The one-eyed dog lost the pushing contest, but there was an intense screeching. Kuzaku’s kite-shaped heater shield was made of wood and reinforced with leather and metal. It was a sturdy piece of equipment. It didn’t break, but the surface was scraped off.

  “Hah!” Kuzaku didn’t care. He just continued to push in and thrust his longsword out from beside his shield. While protecting himself with the shield, he used Thrust. It was a basic tactic for paladins.

  The one-eyed dog cried O, o, o! and tried to avoid the longsword. Those bone-like things were in the way, but the longsword weaved between them to strike at the one-eyed dog’s body. Its blood was red.

  Haruhiro decided not to charge in, instead keeping an eye on the situation. A straight-up melee wasn’t a thief’s place anyway.

  “Aw, yeah!” Kikkawa slammed his bastard sword into the one-eyed dog. The one-eyed dog had been preoccupied with Kuzaku, so it took the full force of this blow.

  “Heh heh heh!” Ranta bounced around using Leap Out to get around to the side of the one-eyed dog, then swung Betrayer in a figure-eight pattern. “My super deadly attack! Slice!”

  “Oooo, oo, oooooo, oooooo...!”

  The one-eyed dog was bloodied in an instant. No matter how fierce it was, if its movements were sealed with magic and it was surrounded by a paladin, a warrior, and a dread knight, it was going to have a hard time.

  The one-eyed dog collapsed in short order, but until it stopped twitching, Ranta stubbornly continued to stab it. It was cruel, but they couldn’t afford to take half-measures.

  “A perfect victory! Am I right?!” Ranta raised his visor, flashing a sinister smile in Yume’s direction. “That was one hell of a pup! Ga ha ha ha!”

  “That thing wasn’t a doggie!” Yume’s cheeks were puffed up in anger.

  “...Still.” Shihoru glanced to Haruhiro. “What if... there were a whole bunch of these things...”

  “No question, we’d be in trouble,” Haruhiro said with a glance at the one-eyed dog’s remains. “It looked fast. If a big pack of these one-eyed dogs were chasing us, it’d be pretty rough.”

  Oh, not good, he realized. Everyone’s gone quiet.

  “W-Well.” Haruhiro forced a smile. “It’s a good thing. We’ve found out there’re creatures like this one here. I mean, now that we know, there’re countermeasures we can take.”

  Were there really, though? He couldn’t think of any at the moment.

  Damn it, he thought. This is scary. The Dusk Realm is beyond crazy.

  Haruhiro pulled out a canteen and took a drink of water, and each of his comrades rehydrated themselves, too, as if following his example.

  Calm down. No, I am calm. I’m not panicking.

  When he looked over to Kikkawa, the man was hanging his head. He probably felt bad for getting them involved in this.

  That’s true, yeah? Haruhiro thought. If someone said he got us wrapped up in this, that much might be true. But we had the option of not getting involved. We just didn’t choose to take it. That’s not Kikkawa’s fault.

  Did I make the wrong decision?

  There’s scarcely a day when I don’t ask myself that question. In fact, I’ve made the wrong decisions more than a few times. I’m always making mistakes.

  I go on making mistakes, never learning, but still, somehow we’re here today, and I know I have no choice but to move forward. Even if the choices I make are wrong, I have to move forward without a word about it. If I don’t, then everyone will be at a loss for what to do.

  “Okay,” Haruhiro said. “Let’s go.”

  Haruhiro started to walk, then quickly looked around the area. This is bad. Like, seriously.

  This is crazy.

  “O, o, o, o...”

  “O, o, o, o, o, o...”

  “O, o, o...”

  “O, o, o, o, o, o, o, o...”

  With that creepy growl, one-eyed dogs with those bone-like protrusions were closing in on them.

  From there, and over there, too, he thought, alarmed. At a quick count, there are four of them. No—

  “O, o...”

  “O, o, o...”

  “O, o, o, o...”

  “O, o, o, o, o...”

  “O, o, o, o, o, o...”

  From behind, another five. That makes nine, total. —For now.

  Haruhiro couldn’t be sure there weren’t more coming.

  “Hey, Paropiruro...” Ranta was sounding uncharacteristically unenthusiastic.

  “What is it, Rantanius?” That lame comeback was a clear indication that Haruhiro was far from calm.

  “So, how about those countermeasures?” Ranta asked. “You’ve got some, right...?”

  “Y-Yeah...” If Haruhiro just confessed I’ve got nothing, it felt like that would be easier. But it’d only be easier on Haruhiro; the rest of them would suffer. That was no good. He was the leader, after all.

  “F-Fall back,” he said. He immediately questioned, Is that going to be okay? but Haruhiro shook off his hesitance. “Form a circle. Fall back. Oh, I guess in a circle, there is no back, huh? Erm, I’ll give orders for the direction, so go where I say. Quickly. Get into a circle. Hurry, Ranta, Kuzaku, Kikkawa! Yume, don’t you dawdle, either! Shihoru and Merry, get in the center!”

  Haruhiro, Ranta, Kuzaku, Kikkawa, and Yume got in a formation around Shihoru and Merry.

  There were now nine one-eyed dogs surrounding Haruhiro and the others. Though, that said, it wasn’t as if the one-eyed dogs had formed a ring around them with equal distance between each of them.

  Haruhiro chose to break out through one of those openings. Haruhiro and the others advanced in that direction. They didn’t run. With weapons out, shields at the ready, they advanced at slower than a walking pace while intimidating the one-eyed dogs.

  “Hey! Heyyy!” Ranta kept shouting and swinging Betrayer. “D-Don’t you come any closer, you mutts! I’ll kill you, dammit!”

  “Ha ha ha. Man...” Kikkawa looked dispirited. “I dunno what to make of this. I’m beat...”

  “We’ll get through somehow.” It was hard to tell if Kuzaku was feeling confident or not. “...Probably.”

  “Nnyoahhhhhhhh.” Yume had nocked an arrow to her composite bow, and seemed to be struggling to decide whether to let it loose or not. “Yume’s gonna end up hatin’ doggies. Even though these aren’t doggies...”

  “H-How far will we go like this...?” Shihoru asked.

  Was she asking Haruhiro that, maybe? There was no way he could answer.

  “If we have to fight, we fight,” Merry said.

  That’s right, Haruhiro thought. Do we fight? Do we just fight? Are we gonna fight? It’s fine, right? We might be able to manage it. If we go at it with everything we have, try our hardest, we may win.

  “May, huh.” Haruhiro ground his back teeth. It’s no good. “May” isn’t good enough. Even if we win, what if one of us gets seriously wounded? We can’t heal. In fact, even if we keep moving like this, is there any hope that the situation will get better? What will the one-eyed dogs do? When will they strike? Or will they give up?

  What should we do?

  Haruhiro was always making mistakes, but this time he couldn’t afford to get it wrong.

  What will we do?

  9. Unwanted Help

  This way. It’s this way. This way. Over here. This way...

  Haruhiro just kept giving directions. No one else was saying anything anymore.

  “O, o, o, o, o, o...”

  “O, o, o, o, o, o, o, o, o...”

  “O, o, o, o...”

  “O, o, o, o, o, o, o...”

  The one-eyed dogs growled. Sometimes, they would howl loudly, too.

  How far have we come from th
at initial hill? How many minutes have passed since we were surrounded by dogs? Is it a time that can be counted in minutes? Ten minutes? Fifteen minutes? Twenty minutes? I don’t know.

  Did Haruhiro’s eyes look sleepy now? Almost certainly. His eyes must have looked pretty sleepy.

  This. This is tough, he thought. My heart feels ready to give out. I can’t breathe well. I’m sweating like crazy. It feels gross. My legs are ready to give out, too. I’m amazed that I can still walk at all. It’s a wonder to me how I’m managing to.

  However, the one-eyed dogs would leap at Haruhiro and the others, and then back away, as if keeping a fixed distance—that was what Haruhiro was thinking. It was about two meters. Out of range of the party’s weapons.

  It was questionable if Haruhiro and the party could keep moving. True, the one-eyed dogs’ encirclement of them was loose, but it also felt like they were breaking the circle in response to Haruhiro and the others’ moving.

  These things are cautious. To an almost cowardly degree. They won’t attack easily, he thought. There’s a depression up ahead. A valley. With lots of pillar rocks. The Tokkis were ambushed by cultists in a valley that was dense with pillar rocks. I don’t want to go into the valley.

  Haruhiro took a deep breath. “Ranta, Kuzaku, Kikkawa. You three, work together to kill one of them quickly. Shihoru, use magic. Thunderstorm. Yume, use arrows. Make sure you hit. If we can take out a number of them in an instant, the rest will turn tail and run. We’re gonna do it. Got it? Shihoru’s magic will be the signal to go.”

  Will these things turn tail? Do I have any guarantee? No. Am I confident? No. But I have no choice but to state it like a fact here. No, it’s what I should do. That’s why I did it. This is good.

  Ranta pointed at the one-eyed dog in front of him with Betrayer.

  Yume drew back on her bowstring.

  “Jess, yeen, sark...” Shihoru began to chant.

  It’s looking good. This is a good flow. We didn’t work out the fine details, but we’re acting in sync. Things work out when we’re like this.

 

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