by James Randi
Isn’t it nice to know that the spirits are encouraging the poor besieged scientist? Wouldn’t it be nice if the Voices from the Intelligence in the Sky would do the same for poor beleaguered Puharich. Ah, but they do (in Uri):
What you are doing is just the right thing. Struggling a little, getting creative imagination into exertion, awaiting a certain little point for guidance. We are satisfied that every step is being taken in intense sincerity. Failure and success is in your hands. But we also have to do these things. You have to do them, we have to do them—putting up the very best effort in intense sincerity. It’s so pleasant to be deluded and to be surprised and to be flabbergasted. All these things are very pleasant and necessary. But if we were not pleased, if we had detected that you are making enormous mistakes or failures, I would have told you before.
We were to look upon this as a long-term contract between you and us. Your cooperation is so very urgently needed. If we develop these techniques, we shall have taken long strides, because what we can do is just this much: indicate the formula and the method—but we understand how much labor, application, patience, it involves to get into operative focus. We have full realization of how much you have to work. So our plans are definite. We feel that you must put in some real effort. We shall cooperate, but your will has to exert itself. On a long-term basis, together we shall achieve some wonders, capital “W.”
So, go in full trust and in full hope towards us and more toward yourself that these things definitely come out, and no matter what other things happen, they will only help the cause.
Makes you want to cry, doesn’t it?
14. PERSONS WHO ALREADY BELIEVE IN STRANGE CULTS AND ARE SOMEHOW PREDISPOSED TO ACCEPT ANYTHING THEY NEED TO BELIEVE IN ARE THE BEST PERSONS TO BE TESTED BY. Fechner was very nearsighted; Targ is very nearsighted. Such men are not, by definition, the best observers. The scientists of Slade’s day were believers in far-out and preposterous pseudo-religions and cults. Puthoff, for one of Geller’s present supporters, is an adherent of Scientology, a nut religion originated by a science-fiction writer.
15. THE ENGLISH WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING. GO THERE AND PROSPER. Interestingly enough, both Slade and Geller reached their highest point of success in England. It seems that the ground there is fertile for what they call “nut-cases.” English newspapers abound for advertising spirit churches, healing, and miscellaneous wonders—even today.
16. USE THE OLD COMPASS TRICK. IT FOOLS THEM ALL. Slade was able to cause a compass to deflect; it convinced his scientist friends. Geller has made a compass deflect; it sold his scientist friends. The fact that this trick has been done by conjurors for over a century does not mean a thing so these scientists. A simple search of the conjuror’s body by means of a probe would establish whether it’s a trick or not—but this is not done. Such a search would annoy the “sensitive” so it is beyond consideration. Oh yes, Geller’s hands have been searched—but so were my hands searched carefully when I also deflected a compass; and I stood at a distance to do it, and did not use any confederates, at King’s College.
17. On November 4, 1882, “Dr.” Henry Slade, spirit slate-writer was exposed fully for the last time, and in order to avoid being arrested for his fraud, signed a full confession and promptly went out of business.
And Geller? Well, he has said that he doesn’t mind what people say about him, so long as they spell his name right.
His name has been spelled correctly all through this book.
THE MAGICIANS’ ATTITUDE AND HOW IT CHANGED
The devil can quote scriptures for his purpose.
—Shakespeare
When my name was first mentioned in connection with the Uri Geller matter, I became the target of much criticism from leading writers in the magic business.
We magicians have our own publications that the public seldom, if ever, will see. They are often obtainable only by subscription and frequently only go to members of organizations like the Society of American Magicians, the International Brotherhood of Magicians, or the Magic Circle of London. One such periodical is a small pamphlet called Magick. It is edited by Bascom Jones, who was very severe in his censure of me, though he was not the only one. His suppositions about my comments on Geller included the notion that I had set about to expose the secrets of the magicians and that I already had done so. This was not true, but the idea spread. I’ve never received an apology in this matter, though one was certainly due. Soon I was assailed by a member of the Magic Circle (in which organization I proudly hold membership) and I felt it was time to rely. Upon my reply being published, the gentleman in England wrote to apologize and admitted his error of assumption. None of the American periodicals knew what I was getting at, let alone felt that an apology was due.
But the tide has turned. Geller became more of an obvious “hype,” and soon legitimate magicians were having to answer for his claims to divine origin and occult abilities, though I must say that many of my fellow-performers are still claiming they can do the real thing, against what I feel should be a more respectable code of ethics for magicians.
In the following letter, written to one Alan Kennaugh of The Magician, a conjuror’s periodical that railed against me and against Ali Bongo, a highly ranked fellow-member of the Magic Circle, the situation is outlined in terms I can hardly improve upon. The author of the letter, Sam Dalai, who lives in India, has been a correspondent of mine for years now and is not only a respected magician but editor of another publication called Mantra. Sam is familiar with Indian “versions” of Geller, and expresses himself rather well here. But I’ll let him put my case for me:
An Open Letter to Alan Kennaugh
Dear Mr. Kennaugh,
I enjoy reading your columns in “The Magigram,” and the column in the Feb., 1974, issue which arrived last evening was no exception. I often disagree with what I read, but that is a solitary and perhaps inconsequential opinion of no great importance.
But this time I feel compelled to disagree in print because sometimes views such as expressed by you in tolerance and good faith can have very serious consequences. People respect your views—and form opinions to concur with the trends of thinking which are expounded by their favorite columnists. When this thinking has certain basic errors, it is essential that these be pointed out to allow people at large to form a balanced and unbiased opinion.
The sum and total of your column is that you defend Geller, and say he is a “creditable happening” while people like James Randi and Ali Bongo, who have “exposed” him for a mere trickster, have really done no creditable service to Magic or laymen.
In support of your contention you have made the following points:
1. That Geller caught the imagination of the ordinary people like no magician has been able to in recent times.
2. That if people like Randi and Bongo start a debunking chain—it could harm every good and popular performer from Warlock and Harbin1 onwards.
3. You make a balanced case as to whether Uri is a genuine phenomenon, or not, using a couple of Uri’s quotes and those of Professor John Taylor against those of Randi and a Beersheba ruling! (In the total context of your article . . . it tips the scales in Uri’s favour.)
4. Your chief contention is that Uri has ENTERTAINED a vast audience—and the claims he makes are of little consequence in view of the total impact he has made on the public.
Now . . . let me point out why each of the above is either incomplete, or fallacious.
1. By itself, catching the imagination of ordinary people is not necessarily creditable. Hitler, for one, inflamed a whole country... with consequences that are a disgrace to mankind! But let us speak only of Magic and Mystics. Perhaps you have heard of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi... or Satya Sai Baba. Both are recent phenomena—WITH A FAR WIDER FOLLOWING THAN GELLER! Satya Sai Baba has had more than one book written on him by “devout disciples” from the West. He is no better than Geller in that his bag of tricks consists of materializing rings and charms, and heating silv
er foil and producing ash. He has a GREAT FOLLOWING . . . just by playing “Superman” in real life. Perhaps you will ask what he has to do with Geller? Let me quote from an “open letter” of Randi’s re Geller which appeared in “ARBA” #1462.2 “I know a bit more about this young man than you chaps do over there; for one thing, he is intending to enter the ‘Psychic healing’ field ‘soon,’ and when he starts into that racket he can kill people. He is well on his way to becoming a religious figure, and he is ruthless in his methods to do so.”
Mr. Kennaugh. India has a population some 100 times that of the U.K. and U.S.A. put together. If the number of “ordinary people” impressed be the criterium for judging the impact of a showman—WE CAN PUT OUT 10 GELLERS FOR EVERY ONE FROM THE WEST. True—they have a less-educated following . . . and are cruder in their methods. But their objectives are identical ... to gather a following by HOAX. I can write volumes on THE EVIL SIDE EFFECTS OF A RELIGIOUS CULT FORMED BY THESE PEOPLE.
I believe Randi—because in every respect. Geller’s behaviour (his debunking of Magicians—his desire to be taken in DEAD EARNEST . . . and his vehemence against criticism) coincides with those of the “mystics” I know too well. Just because his methods are more sophisticated to cater to a more intelligent man DOES NOT MAKE HIM MORE ACCEPTABLE. I scoff at the Sai Babas here—and YOU or a few intelligent tricksters may take Geller with a pinch of salt. NOT SO THE ORDINARY PEOPLE. When a man like this starts to catch people’s imagination, he must be stopped.
IF WE SAW AN ACTOR PLAY A MOST CONVINCING DOCTOR ON STAGE, WE WOULD APPLAUD HIS PERFORMANCE; IF HE STEPPED OUT INTO REAL LIFE, AND TRIED PLAYING DOCTOR, IT WOULD ONLY BE WISE TO STOP HIM. THE SAME GOES FOR SUPERMEN!
2. The statement that Randi and Bongo could start a debunking chain is of course sheer nonsense—because BOTH WARLOCK AND HARBIN HAVE BEEN PERFORMING BEFORE GELLER WAS BORN . . . WITHOUT PROVOKING ANY SUCH REACTIONS. This has not lessened their image or popularity. The obvious difference is that both these respected gentlemen (and hundreds of others) play SUPERMAN on stage and do NOT try it off stage.
If they play their parts VERY CONVINCINGLY and make their audience BELIEVE IT’S FOR REAL . . . It’s like a good story . . . which can make you laugh or cry, even if it’s only fiction. Surely, Mr. Kennaugh, if Harbin started claiming his ZIG ZAG GIRL was actual dematerialization—and had the Stanford “Think Tank,” or a panel of international doctors examine it.. . you would agree that here was some kind of nut. Even if he did fool a few guys because the illusion was made to fool. . . and some gullible people were willing to swear to it, it still would not change the crux of the matter ... THAT A MAN IS USING TRICKERY—not TO ENTERTAIN BUT TO HOAX AND DECEIVE. If you will go back a few years in time ... you will read endless accounts of HOUDINI’s exposure of FAKE MEDIUMS. They had their champions... men of unquestionable integrity like Sir Arthur Conan Doyle ... but men INEXPERIENCED at the business of trickery. Obviously, the best man to catch trickery is a Magician . . . and not a scientist. HOUDINI did not start a debunking chain. He did not harm himself or Magic by his campaign. Why then presume that Randi or Bongo are different? Just because they have the courage to say Geller is a HOAX? If Geller only performed for entertainment—without INSISTING ON BEING TAKEN IN EARNEST OFF STAGE . . . I’m quite willing to wager anything within my means that neither of these gentlemen would have done more than praise him.
3. While balancing your “pros” and “cons” of Geller’s genuineness you have forgotten one thing: That those who fight him know more about GELLER’S BUSINESS than the laymen who support him. As for Geller’s own statement about what he calls “Controlled Conditions,” these have been described by others as “incredible sloppiness.”
The correct weight of the matter is as follows:By duplicating his feats—THE MAGICIANS HAVE ESTABLISHED A REASONABLE DOUBT ABOUT THE REALITY OF HIS POWERS.
By being unable to get any results under test conditions—which will enable the testing authorities to give him a clear certificate. Geller has NOT YET ESTABLISHED ONE POINT IN HIS FAVOUR . . . except his personal rantings. His tests at Stanford were “inconclusive.” There is more than one occasion when he HAS resorted to trickery. Why does a genuine psychic need trickery in ANY FORM? And if he’s only a GOOD TRICKSTER—why the obsession with trying to be accepted as a genuine psychic?
The Magic profession is based on DECEIT FOR THE PURPOSE OF ENTERTAINMENT. It does not encompass deceit in real life ... or does it? Why not start championing every confidence trickster and hoaxer that comes along? After all—they are “far” more adept at showmanship and selling themselves than hundreds of top-name performers.
4. I am not sure Uri has ENTERTAINED a vast audience. He may have entertained YOU ... because you take him with a pinch of salt and he may have entertained me (like the Sai Baba does). . . giving me some ideas for new effects.
To the majority of the lay audience. . . HE IS A GENUINE PSYCHIC WITH GENUINE POWERS. Such men can pick up a following—with very dangerous overtones. When people tamper with gullible opinions, and gather religious followings. they can very often create misfits and sometimes monsters. I wonder how Sharon Tate felt about mystics?
No, Mr. Kennaugh . . . I don’t wish to imply the worst about Geller, because he may have only an off-beat approach towards Magic. You may wonder what is the difference if a guy uses a hand buzzer or forges your signature on a check ... if it’s “his idea of a practical joke!” You may even condone his cashing the check—after all . . . it was a NOVEL joke, that will catch far more public notice than a HAND BUZZER will!
Me—I’m an old-fashioned sort. I perform the “spirit-slates” trick but I wouldn’t charge five pounds to produce a message from someone’s dead mother! And I charge for my deceit, but not for the deceit itself, only the ENTERTAINMENT I provide through it. The day I start selling something I can’t deliver . . . like “psychic healing” and messages from “Little Green Men” . . . and hope to be taken in earnest all the time—I hope somewhere there will be a HOUDINI, a RANDI or a BONGO with the moral courage and decency to stop me!
And having had my say—I’ll still love reading your excellent column, and learning a hundred and one priceless things from your knowledge and experience. Thank you. Mr. Kennaugh.
SAM DALAL
This letter never appeared in The Magigram . . .
But now the situation has changed. We who publicly opposed Geller have become the heroes and those who failed to speak up are making the excuses, though not all the magicians think we were in the right. There are still those who think we should have let the public go right on believing in this nonsense, “because it’s good for business!” I don’t need that kind of business. Some inept magicians have even been fooled by Geller, then issued silly “endorsements” of his abilities!
I would point out that many of us have definite stands and declarations we make to express our code of ethics. One such is David Berglas, who has been active in England in opposition to the Geller myth and who is one of the greatest mentalist performers I have ever known. He is original, inventive, and polished in his work, and I count it as a great pleasure and privilege to consider him as a friend.
David has given me permission to publish here his statement, which is printed a full page high in his program sheet. It is headed in big black letters—“About the Show . . .”
Mr. David Berglas would like to state that he is presenting this show strictly as ENTERTAINMENT.
Various Organizations and Societies have, in the past, made certain supernormal claims on his behalf, which have no bearing or foundation on his own views and beliefs, and which he emphatically denies.
He maintains that in his entertainments he does NOT use Psychic Phenomena, Supernatural Powers, Sixth Sense or Telepathy.
He talks of a “Trick of the Mind” as well as Sensual and Optical Illusions, which enable him to perform the seemingly impossible. Besides manipulative skill, he says, he uses deep psychological insight, acute observation and a highly tr
ained memory.
During the war, the R.A.F. had a slogan: “The Difficult we do immediately, the Impossible takes a little longer.”
David Berglas elaborated on this theme and made HIS motto: “The IMPOSSIBLE I do immediately—MIRACLES take a little longer!”
Thank you, Mr. Berglas. That says it nicely.
I call upon the conjurors of the world to take a stand on this matter. I call upon the magical organizations that place so much value upon the preservation of their trade secrets to put as much value into their concern for the public they entertain, and to insist upon certain standards of truth from their members. I urge that we devote our efforts to the entertainment of our audiences by means of subterfuge, but never the bilking or the condoning of bilking of any person or group by means of our skills. I insist that magicians of standing take action on behalf of the uninitiated to protect them against charlatans who profess divine or supernatural powers. And, most of all, I ask my fellow-magicians to preserve the dignity and integrity of this craft we hold so sacred by standing up to be counted when that craft is threatened by those who would make of it a racket.