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by Irving Wallace




  THE CELESTIAL BED

  By Irving Wallace

  Digital Edition published by Crossroad Press

  Copyright 2012 / The Estate of Irving Wallace

  Copy-edited by: Christine Steendam

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  Meet the Author

  Irving Wallace was born in Chicago, Illinois, raised in Kenosha, Wisconsin, and educated in Berkeley, California. After writing political articles, biographical profiles, human-interest stories, and fiction for the leading national magazines, he turned his attention to the creation of books. Wallace's 16 novels and 17 non-fiction works have sold tens of millions of copies around the world. His first major success was with The Chapman Report, in 1960, which was made into a film in 1962. His bestselling 1962 Cold War novel The Prize was made into a film in 1963, starring Paul Newman. The Man was made into a film in 1972 starring James Earl Jones. After an amazing career spanning decades, Irving Wallaced died on June 29, 1990. He is survived by his children, Amy Wallace and David Wallechinsky, both best-selling authors in their own right.

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  Ed Victor

  friend, literary agent, true believer

  In 1783 one of the most popular attractions in London was the Temple of Health, promoted by an amiable Scot named Dr. James Graham. The main feature of the Temple was the canopied Celestial Bed, supported by twenty-eight glass pillars and attended by a live nude Goddess of Health. Male visitors were invited to recline on the Celestial Bed for fifty pounds a night with the promise that this treatment would lead to a cure for impotence.

  Chapter I

  As he was driving home for dinner, having parted from his visitor and locked up his clinic, Dr. Arnold Freeberg decided that this was one of the best days—perhaps the best day—he had enjoyed since establishing himself in Tucson, Arizona, after having left New York six years earlier.

  All because of his visitor, Ben Hebble, Tucson's most successful banker, and Hebble's announcement of an astonishing gift to him.

  Freeberg recalled the essence of the corpulent banker's visit. "It's because your sex therapy cured my son," Hebble had said. "Timothy was a mess, and we both know it. Afraid to be with girls, because he couldn't get it up till his psychiatrist sent him to you. Well, you did the job, all right. In two months, you did it. After that, Timothy played the field for a while until he fell in love with a pretty young lady from Texas. They tried living together, and it was such a success that they're getting married. Because of you, I expect to be a grandfather yet!"

  "Congratulations!" Freeberg had exclaimed, remembering how he and his sex surrogate, Gayle Miller, had so patiently worked to bring the dysfunctional banker's son to sexual adequacy.

  "No, it's you, Dr. Freeberg. You're the one who deserves the congratulations," Hebble had boomed out, "and I'm here to thank you in a very practical way. I'm here to tell you that I'm setting up a foundation to supplement your own clinic, a foundation that will enable you and your staff to help cure dysfunctional patients who can't afford to hire you. I'm talking about guaranteeing you one hundred thousand dollars a year toward this end for ten years. That's a million dollars to give you a chance to broaden your work and lend a hand to other unfortunate victims of impotence."

  Freeberg recalled that he had felt faint. "I—I really don't know what to say. This is overwhelming."

  "Only one condition attached," Hebble had added briskly. "I want this set up in Tucson, and all your work must be done here. This city has been kind to me. I owe it something. What do you say to that?"

  "No problem. None whatsoever. This is most generous of you, Mr. Hebble."

  Freeberg had parted from his benefactor in a daze.

  Now, reaching home, opening the front door, he was humming to himself when he saw his plump wife Miriam waiting for him in the entry hall.

  Cheerily, Freeberg kissed her, but before he could speak she whispered to him. "Arnie, you have someone waiting for you in the living room. The city attorney, Thomas O'Neil."

  "Oh, he can wait a minute," Freeberg said, putting an arm around his wife. He and O'Neil were casual friends, often on the same committees together to raise money for local charities. "Probably just some more community business. Now, listen to what just happened to me at the clinic."

  Quickly, he told her about Hebble's offer.

  Miriam exploded with excitement, hugged her husband, and kissed him again and again. "How marvelous, how truly marvelous, Arnie. Now you can do everything you ever dreamed of."

  "And then some!"

  She took Freeberg by the arm and directed him toward the living room. "You better find out what Mr. O'Neil wants. He's been here ten minutes. You shouldn't keep him waiting forever."

  Moments later, having entered the living room and greeted the city attorney, Freeberg sat down across from him. Freeberg was puzzled to see that the city attorney looked uncomfortable.

  City Attorney O'Neil was apologetic. "I hate to break in on you during your dinner hour," he said, "but I have several appointments this evening, and I felt I must speak to you as soon as possible about an—well, an urgent matter."

  Freeberg continued to be puzzled. This did not sound like the usual charity fundraiser.

  "What is it, Tom?" Freeberg asked.

  "It's about your work, Arnold."

  "What about my work?"

  "Well, I've been officially informed by—by several other therapists that you're using a sex surrogate to cure patients. Is that true?"

  Freeberg squirmed uneasily. "Why, yes, it—it is true. Because I've found that it's the only means that works with many dysfunctional patients."

  O'Neil shook his head. "It's against the law in Arizona, Arnold."

  "I know, but I thought I could cut a corner or two, if I did it quietly, to effect cures for my more drastically troubled patients."

  O'Neil remained adamant. "'Illegal,'" he said. "It means you're pandering, and the woman you're using is playing prostitute. I'd like to close my eyes to what you're doing. We're friends. But I can't. Too much pressure is being put on me. I can't ignore it any longer." He straightened himself and seemed to force out the next words. "What it comes down to is your losing your job or me losing mine. This has to be resolved immediately—and strictly according to the law. Let me tell you what you have to do. It's the best proposition I can make to you, Arnold. Are you ready to listen?"

  Pale faced, Dr. Arnold Freeberg nodded, and he lis
tened . . .

  Later, after City Attorney O'Neil had gone, Freeberg sat moodily through dinner, picking away at his food, unaware of what he was eating and totally lost in thought. He was conscious and grateful that Miriam was distracting Jonny, their four-year-old son, while he himself sought to recover from the knockout blow and to think out the consequences.

  Freeberg had worked so hard and long, against such constant opposition, to achieve his success in Tucson and Hebble's magnificent offer. And now, suddenly, the edifice of success had crumbled to dust.

  He thought back to the start. The start had actually been when Freeberg graduated from Columbia University in New York as a psychologist. Once he opened his own practice, the results had not been satisfying. The preponderance of his cases dealt with intimate human relationships, mostly involving sexual problems, and for many reasons, the psychological approach had not worked effectively, at least not for him. The patients who came and went, left him perhaps with more understanding of their problems but with little of use in the way of practical solutions.

  More and more, Freeberg had begun to investigate other forms of sex therapy ranging from hypnosis, to assertiveness training, to group efforts. None of them impressed him enough until he attended a series of classes where a Dr. Lauterbach demonstrated the use of sex surrogates in therapy. The method, and the favorable results, had appealed to Freeberg at once.

  After an in-depth study, Freeberg subscribed unconditionally to the idea of using sex surrogates. At one lecture, he met a warm, delightful young woman named Miriam Cohen, a successful department store buyer, who had been there seeking answers to her own problems and who had been one of the few females in the room who agreed with him on the value of sex surrogate therapy. Soon, Freeberg had found he had much more in common with Miriam; he began to date her regularly, and finally he married her.

  At last, content to continue his practice as a psychologist, but now planning to employ sex surrogates when required, Freeberg looked forward to carrying out this promising treatment.

  Miriam had become unwell, suffering diminished lung capacity, which was diagnosed as a severe bronchial condition. Miriam's physician, seconded by a pulmonary specialist, advised an immediate move to Arizona. Freeberg had not hesitated to close down his affairs in New York and set up shop in Tucson. Miriam had fared well. Freeberg had not. The use of sex surrogates was strictly forbidden in Arizona.

  Freeberg had soon established his new practice in Tucson. But once more, insight treatment as a psychologist was not fully effective with patients suffering serious sexual dysfunctions. In desperation Freeberg had decided to gamble. Secretly, he had trained, then employed, a female surrogate to use undercover. When five out of five of his patients suffering sexual dysfunctions had been fully cured, he knew true professional satisfaction.

  And now, suddenly, this evening, his means of usefulness had been stripped away. In effect, he had been handcuffed and rendered helpless by the law.

  There seemed to be no choice but to go back to being a limited and often ineffective talk therapist. He could continue making a livelihood in Tucson. But he could no longer cure.

  It was impossible, yet there was no choice.

  Then the realization came to him that there might be a choice, after all. There just might be.

  First, it would require two telephone calls. And luck. Freeberg looked up from his half-empty dinner plate and pushed away his chair.

  "Miriam, Jonny," he said, rising, "why don't you both keep busy with television for a little while—I think there's a circus special on—while I go into the library and make a couple of important phone calls? I'll catch up with you soon."

  Closing the door of the library, seating himself at the telephone, Freeberg called his wife's physician in Tucson. Freeberg had a question to ask. Then he waited for the answer.

  Once that was done, Freeberg direct-dialed his old friend and onetime Columbia University roommate, Roger Kile, attorney-at-law, in Los Angeles, California.

  Freeberg hoped Kile was in. He was.

  Disposing of the amenities quickly, Freeberg got right down to it. "I'm in trouble, Roger," he said, unable to hide the urgency in his voice. "I'm in trouble, real trouble," he repeated. "They want to run me out of town."

  "What are you talking about?" said Kile, plainly confused. "'They'—who are 'they'? The police?"

  "Yes and no. Actually, no. It's the city attorney and his staff. They want to put me out of business."

  "You're joking! Why?" Kile wanted to know. "Did you commit some offense? Is there a crime involved?"

  "Well . . ." Freeberg hesitated, "maybe in their eyes . . . Maybe . . ." He hesitated once more, then blurted out, "Roger, I was using a sex surrogate."

  "A sex surrogate?"

  "Don't you remember? I explained it to you once."

  Kile was clearly bewildered. "It seems to have slipped—"

  Freeberg tried to contain his impatience. "You know what a surrogate is. A person appointed or hired to act in the place of another. A substitute. A surrogate is a substitute." Then, more emphatically. "A sex surrogate is a substitute sex partner, usually for a single man, a man who doesn't have a wife or cooperative girlfriend, a man who is suffering a sexual dysfunction, has a sex problem—so he uses a female sex partner to help him, a woman supervised by a sex therapist. The team of Masters and Johnson started it in St. Louis in 1958—"

  "Yes, I remember," Kile interrupted. "I read about their use. And now I remember that you were considering using sex surrogates in Tucson. Well, what's wrong with that?"

  "One thing," said Freeberg. "It's against the law, Roger. The use of surrogates is okay in New York and Illinois and California and a few other states, but in the rest of the states, it's against the law. That includes Arizona. Sex surrogates are considered prostitutes."

  "I see," said Kile. "And you used them?"

  "One—I used only one," said Freeberg. "But apparently one too many. Let me explain." He seemed to recover some balance in his voice. "I told you it's illegal here, so I started doing it underground. I had to, Roger. Talk therapy doesn't work in certain cases, the worst ones like impotence and sometimes premature ejaculation. It's essential to use a trained female partner to teach, to demonstrate, to give guidance. I found such a person, a great young lady. I used her to work with five difficult cases. All five were cured. One hundred percent cured. But somehow word got out. The therapists are very conservative here—and maybe jealous . . . . Maybe they resented my success. Anyway, word got to the city attorney, and he came over to see me at home, maybe an hour ago. I was pandering, he said, and using a prostitute, and that was against the law. Instead of arresting me, putting me on trial, he offered me an alternative. To avoid wasting time and money to prosecute me, he advised me to shut down my surrogate operation. Then he'd let me continue practicing as an ordinary therapist."

  "Will you?"

  "I can't, Roger. I can't be helpful to certain patients who come to me without employment of a surrogate. Look what happened to Masters and Johnson when they were forced to give up the use of sex surrogates in 1970. Until then, using surrogates, their success rate was seventy-five percent. Once they gave up on surrogates, their success rate dropped to twenty-five percent. I can't let that happen. If I did, I shouldn't be in this profession. Yet I want to be in this profession. It's not a question of making a living. It's more. It's getting crippled people, sex cripples, healthy and virile. I don't want to sound Boy Scoutish, but that's it. And that's why, much as I hated to bother you, I decided to call you tonight."

  "I'm glad you did," Kile said assuringly. "But, Arnie, what can I do for you in Tucson?"

  "You can get me out of here," said Freeberg simply. "I remembered something you once said, when I was first moving to Arizona. You said, Why not come to southern California? You said it's freer country than anywhere else. You said you'd heard of a number of therapists who used sex surrogates in Los Angeles and San Francisco."

  "Did I? I guess
I did. Anyway, it's true."

  "I resisted only because Miriam's doctor in New York had been adamant that Arizona was the best place for her bronchial condition. That was six years ago. Now her doctor in Tucson—I just phoned him—feels she's better and could fare as well in southern California."

  "You mean you'd consider moving here?"

  "Yes," said Freeberg. "There's no other choice." He swallowed. "Roger, California is unknown country to me. I need your help. You're a Californian now. You know your way around. You could be of enormous assistance, if it's not asking too much."

  "It's asking very little. You know I'd do anything I can for you, Arnie."

  "I'm not rich," Freeberg went on. "I have everything invested in my clinic here. No big thing getting rid of it, once I have a real estate agent put the building on the market. It's a valuable property. I'm sure I can sell it in no time at all and come out your way with sufficient money to set up another clinic in southern California." He swallowed nervously again. "But I do need help. I'll pay you for your time, of course."

  "Cut it out, Arnie," Kile said with a pretense of annoyance. "This is friendship. What are friends for, anyway? I'll tell you what. If I ever run into trouble myself—can't get it up one day—you can pay me back by contributing your services and loaning me one of your lady surrogates. So you've got a deal. What do you want from me?"

  "A promising location in or around Los Angeles. A building I can afford and can remodel as a clinic. I'll send you details tomorrow. Photographs of the two-story place I have right now. And I'll let you know, in round numbers, how much I can afford to spend."

  "You've got it," said Kile. "Let me start making inquiries right away. Once I have your specifications and limitations —well, give me two weeks, Arnie. I'll call you when I have something for you to see. Meanwhile, give my regards to Miriam, and I look forward to meeting that little boy of yours. It sure will be good to see you again."

 

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