Somehow, I’d even found a beautiful girlfriend who wasn’t my cousin and was willing to share a bed with me - just not while Lee Harvey Oswald or any dog was watching.
Strange terms for the start of a strange relationship.
“I can live with that, Karla,” I answered, hoping my words were the beginning of my own self-fulfilling prophecy
About the Author
Jim Bernheimer lives in Chesapeake, Virginia with his wife and two daughters. He is the author of the Dead Eye series and the Spirals of Destiny series from Gryphonwood Press. In addition, he has his own EJB imprint which is responsible for the Horror, Humor, and Heroes anthologies and the wildly entertaining Confessions of a D-List Supervillain series.
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