The Dimension Travel Trilogy: A Three Part Science Fiction And Fantasy Novel

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by Pidoriano, Joseph


  He put the liquid mercury inside of a syringe and injected it in both of the steaks. Followed by that, he poured the kerosene all over the dish that would be the platter for all of the food for the second course, the entree. He put the dish in the oven and set the oven to three hundred and seventy five degrees Celsius. In the other room adjacent to the kitchen, Cornelius continued yelling at Light and Tom.

  He shouted, "One minute I am gone and inside of another room! The next minute, this small ruckus becomes sheer chaos! What is wrong with you?"

  Tom answered, "Absolutely nothing sir." Cornelius replied in anger, "Well, I think that you are nothing but a natural born liar."

  Light asked, "And why would you say that about him?" The infuriated alien answered, "You two must be stupid foot lickers! You should be ashamed of yourself! You two are out of your minds and you will clean up this mess now!" Tom asked, "What are we supposed to use to clean this mess?”

  Cornelius answered, "These two toothbrushes. The still infuriated alien pulled out the toothbrushes and demanded that the two foolish guests clean the nook. Suddenly smoke emerged from the doorway and the sprinklers turned on in the top of the dining room.

  The light started to short circuit and sparks started flying downward from the chandelier. As the light started to short circuit, Cornelius walked into the kitchen with an angry scowl on his face. He widely opened his eyes and mouth. He almost had a coronary. He fainted in shock because of the massive fire from the oven that he'd witnessed.

  When this happened, the sprinkler system had turned on. Will ran out of the kitchen with Cornelius in his arms and opened the shudders viewing the kitchen. He placed Cornelius on one of the kitchen chairs and returned back into the kitchen. Flames were still occurring within the kitchen when Will walked in. All of a sudden foam started falling from the ceiling. This particular foam was white foam that looked almost like clouds. However, this was not just any ordinary foam.

  This was fire extinguisher foam. After two minutes of the raining extinguisher foam, Will's face was covered up and the fire was out.

  He started to wipe off his face by his eyes. When he could see he started to walk out of the kitchen and entered the nook. He walked into the nook and Tom immaturely laughed at him. Will asked him, "What's so funny?"

  Tom answered, "Your face. Look down." Will shifted his eyes downward and his eyes widened. He replied, "Oh my God, I have a foam beard." Tom replied, "Hey, Santa Claus, go wash off." Will asked, "And where do you expect me to do that?" Tom answered, "I don't know."

  Will walked back into the kitchen and asked a rhetorical question to himself, "What should I do now?" The sink was clogged due to all of the extinguisher foam. Since the sink was clogged, he returned back into the nook and started to walk to the powder room and washed off the extinguisher foam. After washing off the extinguisher foam, he returned back into the nook where he would later meet an enraged Cornelius Von Alien. At this point Cornelius went on an emotional tirade and started lecturing Will. Cornelius said, "You must be out of your damn mind to cause the kitchen to end up on fire. Because of you, I almost had a coronary. You're lucky I didn't.

  You know something. I will throw you in jail. However, you will have to wait." Will asked, "How long shall I wait?”

  Cornelius answered, "About an hour." Cornelius then addressed Light, "My best friend, you're nothing but an evil, twisted traitor. How dare you even betray me like this?" Light answered, "Well, I just did. And what are you going to do about it?" Cornelius answered, "Nothing. Just finish cleaning." Light and Tom continued cleaning the room. Tom asked Light, "What do you think he's going to do with us?" Light answered, "I hope he doesn't send us to the hole."

  Tom asked, "What is the hole?" Light answered, "It's the Alien Estate jail. Except it's much worse than jail."

  Tom asked a follow up question, "How is it much worse than jail?" Light answered, "Well - you'll see later." Cornelius returned back into the nook and asked in a patronizing manner, "What's taking you two so long?" Tom answered, "I don't know." Light replied, "We’ll, get moving now!" The two started to pick up the pace cleaning the nook with the toothbrush. Cornelius returned in the room thirty seconds later. When he returned back into the room, Tom and Light just finished cleaning the room. He asked them, "Is everyone finished?" Tom and Light answered, "Yes." Cornelius replied, "Good.

  Come out now. I have a surprise for you."

  A smile appeared on gullible Tom's face. Cornelius escorted the two trouble makers into the kitchen where they would meet a sorrowful chef. The chef's smile was turn upside down. Cornelius said, "You three are going to clean this kitchen and I mean it." Chef Will asked Cornelius, "And what are you going to do if we don't?"

  Cornelius answered, "I will have you three sent to the torture chamber." Will unusually sarcastically replied, "Yeah right!" This angered Cornelius and he reminded them "Well, you will see what will happen to you later. I demand you clean up the kitchen right now!

  Immediately! Start moving!"

  Cornelius stormed out of the room. The trio in the kitchen started to clean. Tom said, "God, it is so hard to clean this place with a dang-nam toothbrush." Light replied, "I know. My nuts and bolts are aching." Tom asked the chef, "What should we do to get this done quicker?" Chef Will answered, "I really don't know." Light replied, "Well, Will, this area has to be cleaned in five minutes. How are we supposed to able to clean this area up in such a short amount of time?"

  Will answered, "Let me think." The chef thought about the kitchen cleaning miracle and he said "I'll sneak out of here and head down to the electrical and technical closet next door to this room. I will turn on the sprinkler which will therefore disintegrate the white foam." Light and Tom stopped cleaning the room and waited. Chef Will walked into the room adjacent to the kitchen. It was the control room of the Alien Estate. The room was lit up. There were lights lit everywhere in this room. There were approximately fifty switches.

  Twenty five of them were electrical switches.

  The twenty five electrical switches were for the escort room, the motion detectors, bedrooms one through four, the conference hall, kitchen, nook, and the other rooms that were found within the Alien Estate. This was also the room that featured the giant switch, which controlled all of the electricity that is found within Starmos City. And each electrical switch was meticulously labeled with an identification number and the name of the switch. This also applied to the five valves.

  The first valve showed the label of AE Sprinkler. The AE

  Sprinkler Valve controlled all of the sprinklers for the Alien Estate including the outdoor front lawn sprinklers. Followed by that was the Starmos Park Sprinkler which watered the plants and the lawn in Starmos Park. The Third Valve showed the label of the Starmos Street Fire hydrant. This would disable or enable the fire hydrants to be working. From there, the fourth valve showed the release of the flood gate, which was the barrier of protection from the river near Starmos City. Lastly, was the Cornelius Von Alien wake up hose. Will turned on Valve number one, the sprinkler system in the Alien Estate. A siren noise sounded as the valve was being turned on. Cornelius in the other room said to himself, "Why is this going on?" He walked back into the kitchen and when he'd arrived the sprinkler was on and he became soaked within a matter of seconds. However, the kitchen was clean as a whistle. Cornelius's alien skin once again started to turn red.

  He asked Chef Will, "Now, why would you turn on the sprinkler when I told all of you to clean up this area with the toothbrushes?" Will answered, "Because, toothbrushes would have been hackneyed by the time we are finished with the cleaning of one tile." Cornelius replied in a patronizing way, "Then you buy another one." Will said, "Well, sir, we would have to need more than six hundred thousand toothbrushes to clean this kitchen. It is huge for crying out loud. You are nothing but an evil tyrant!" Cornelius replied, "Well, move on with your next task.”

  Will asked, "And what would that be?”

  Cornelius answered,

/>   "Make the three of us desserts." Will asked Tom and Light, "Does a Crème Brule sound good to you?" Light answered, "Why, yes."

  Cornelius, Light, and Tom walked into the nook and Will started gathering the ingredients for the Crème Brule. He had taken two of the three Crème Brule’s and cooked them. Fifteen minutes later, they were ready and he brought two of them inside the nook. The chef asked, "Does it look good to you?”

  Tom answered, "Yes." Cornelius asked Will, "Where is mine?" Will answered, "Oh, yes. I need to get it from the kitchen. Can you give me a minute?" Cornelius answered, "Sure. One minute." The chef returned to the kitchen. He threw Cornelius's food inside of the oven and cooked it for thirty seconds. The snooty alien's Crème Brule wasn't cooked fully. He added some cinnamon powder to the dessert as though he was in a hurry. He said to himself, "That royal brute wants a high quality dish. I will show him high quality."

  Will spat in Cornelius's dish and scurried into the other room.

  When he arrived in the other room, the royal brute of an evil Cornelius had one hand flat on the table and another hand holding the two pronged fork facing upward. The evil, royal brute Cornelius asked, "Where's my food?" Chef Will answered, "It's right here." He sounded elated when he answered this question. A smile appeared on Will's face. Cornelius tasted the food. After his first taste, he said, "This Crème Brule is the best one I've ever tasted."

  He tasted the delicious dessert a second time and after his third taste, he noticed something odd. A skeptical look entered his face. He asked Will, "Why does this taste like somebody spit in this?" The chef answered sarcastically, "I don't know! Why I would do such a thing to my royal highness especially a brute named Cornelius Von Alien?"

  Cornelius angrily asked, "Who just called me a brute?" Will answered him, "I did and I am proud of it." Cornelius asked, "Why do you think I am such a brute?"

  Will answered, "There are a lot of reasons why I think you are a brute. You scream, yell, make us clean areas with a toothbrush, control the electricity and the water over your fellow aliens, and you are nothing but an evil tyrant! Anything else?" Cornelius answered, "I think that is enough for you to answer my question. Now, do you want to be sentenced to the hole?" Will answered with a voice of intimidation, "No, sir." Cornelius replied, "Well, then you are to make me another Crème Brulée, pronto! Now, you better get in the kitchen immediately!" Will walked into the kitchen. He once again retrieved the ingredients for Cornelius's second Crème Brulée. He made the new dessert. But he added a “special” ingredient this time. He retrieved mercury and fish oil and placed it inside of the crème Brulée.

  He said, "I will show that alien how invincible he is. He won't be invincible anymore because he'll be poisoned himself. He wanted to poison his two guests. I guess I will poison him the way he tried poisoning them." A satisfied smirk was on his face as he left the kitchen. He told Cornelius, "This food is good and healthy. Trust me."

  Cornelius slammed his fork on the table and said, "Okay! And this better be good and I mean it." Will asked, "And what if it is lousy?"

  Cornelius answered, "Well, I think you'll know what'll happen to you." Will replied, "Have your first taste and see what it's like. The food might be lousy." Cornelius dug his fork into the delicious dessert. When it reached his mouth, he screamed, "Ugh! That's disgusting!"

  About thirty seconds later, he jumped on top of the table and asked Tom, "What's going on around here? Why am I acting like this?" Tom seriously answered, "I don't know! I'm not even paying attention!" Cornelius started to reiterate the question of “What's going on?” five times. Then he fell asleep into unconsciousness. Tom started to panic and he frantically asked Light, "What's going on!?" Light answered, "Well, Cornelius had an unconsciousness attack." Tom asked, "What is that?" Light answered, "It is when you are temporarily asleep." Tom asked, "So, how will he wake up?" Light answered, "He will wake up like you or I. But he will be asleep a little longer than you or I." Will asked "What should we do with “the body?" Tom answered, "How about we put him in his bedroom in his bed to make him look like he was sleeping." Will asked, "And why would we do such a thing?”

  Tom answered, "Granted, I am not so bright. However, when it comes to covert operations, I have a lot of skill." Light asked, "How should the plan be carried out?" Tom answered, "I will state the plan step by step. First, the chef and I will discreetly carry the body out to the bedroom where he would appear to be asleep. Secondly, we will make the covers to look like he was sleeping awhile and thirdly, on the outside of the door, we will shut it and place the please do not disturb sign up on the door to show that nobody entered the room."

  Will replied, "Sounds like a great plan to me." Light asked, "And what do I do?" Tom answered, "You will sit here and don't move."

  While Light sat in the nook waiting, Tom and Will carried the body to the bedroom of where Cornelius would sleep every evening. When they arrived at the bedroom, a beeper sounded. It was Tom's workout timer.

  Will asked Tom in a panic "What noise is that!?" Tom answered, "It's my workout timer. It reminds me to work out!" As Tom was holding the timer, Will was struggling to carry the evil alien.

  Tom asked Will, "Are you struggling?" The Alien Estate chef answered sarcastically, "Oh, it's not a big deal. I am carrying such a light three hundred pound load." After he said that, Tom grabbed the unconscious ruler's legs. In approximately two minutes, Will and Tom placed Cornelius on the bed. They made it to be disheveled as though he was rolling around in his sleep.

  After two minutes of tampering with the bed sheets and placing Cornelius in the bed, they found the “Do Not Disturb” sign that was located on the dresser and placed it on the door. They walked out of the room and closed the door. They gave each other a “high five” as they were walking down the hallway. A few minutes later, they arrived back in the nook, where Light was sitting. He asked, "How long were you?" Tom answered, "Eight minutes. Around that."

  Light then asked, "What would take you so long without me?" Tom answered, "The reason why I didn't want you with us is because you are too weak. You can't do anything when you are in the form of a robot. However, whenever you are in the form of a Light Speed Cycle, you are unbelievably terrific!" Light answered "Okay."

  Chapter 9: Cornelius wakes up, Light and Tom end up in the hole, and the hole life

  The true evil comes out of every person, soul, creature, or any living thing or life form. Evil has been attempted to that person in the past. Now it will be done to that person in one of its many true colors.

  There are very few life forms, souls, or living things that haven't done a single evil action ever in their entirety of their lives.

  It is nine o' clock and Cornelius Von Alien has fainted due to the poison that Chef Will placed inside of the dessert. When Tom Jackson and Will walked into the kitchen, a brief conversation with Light occurred. A security guard at the Alien Estate walked into the room. He wore a dark green uniform and he had a fierce blue colored pigmentation in his skin. He had a crew cut which was bleached blonde. He had a badge that had AE lettering engraving on it and the badge had a goldenrod color. Tom asked him, "What are you doing here?" The officer answered, "I am an AE constable." Tom asked, "What is an AE constable?" The officer answered, "It is the Alien Estate cop." His eyebrows were crinkled. He had orange eyebrows.

  He looked like as though he had an aged forehead. But he had a young face.

  Light asked, "What is your reason for entering this room officer?" The officer answered, "Well, you give me the reason for entering this room." Will replied, "I don't know why you've came in our presence at such an unexpected time." The officer answered, "I have a warrant for an interrogation of all three of you in my sight.

  But, before anything, you will get me a drink immediately!" Will walked into the kitchen with a nervous appearance on his face. He said to himself, "Oh, we're caught. I think we shouldn't say no more."

  He walked over to the refrigerator and retrieved a pitcher of ice cold wat
er which had fifteen ice cubes. This was enough to keep the water cold for a couple of hours. He returned to the nook and he placed the pitcher of water onto the table. The officer asked, "Where are the glasses?”

  Will answered, "I'm getting them." The chef returned back into the kitchen and retrieved glasses from the cabinet which housed glasses, dishes, and utensils. He grabbed four glasses from the closet and walked back into the nook, and he set the table with the glasses.

  The AE officer thanked him. Light asked the AE officer, "Do you have any questions to ask us?" The AE officer answered, "Oh, I have plenty." Tom replied, "Well, start asking." The AE officer asked Tom, "Where were you during the involvement of the attempted murder of Cornelius Von Alien?”

  Tom answered, "I was in the nook and his bedroom." The officer directed the same question towards Light and Will. Will had the same answer as Tom. But, Light only claimed that he was in the nook when the attempted murder was being carried out. The Officer asked a second question, "Who carried out the attempted murder?"

  Will frankly answered, "I did." The officer wrote down the answer of Will Von Alien. From there, he asked Light, "What was your role in the attempted murder?"

  Light answered, "I didn't have any role." The officer asked, "Are you sure of that?" Light sincerely answered, "Yes. Stop asking."

  The officer then asked Tom, "Did you have any role during the attempted murder?" Tom answered, "Yes." The officer asked, "And what role did you have during the crime?" Tom answered, "I helped carry the body and I put the body inside of the bed." The officer replied, "Okay." He then asked, "Do any of you three have any questions for me?" Light answered, "Yes." The officer asked, "And what would that be?”

 

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