Rothwell froze. “Good Lord!”
Six murky things moved from the open wall towards the cameras, which fell back to the opposite side of the room. Each was large, many times the size of a man, but somehow indistinct, for the cameras didn’t convey any sense of shape or form. For an instant, one of the screens flashed a picture of a terrified human face, and arms raised protectively as the shadowy things moved in upon the group.
A projection snapped out from one, grabbed two of the humans, and hurled them into a corner. Then it motioned a dozen or so others over to the same spot. With similar harsh, sweeping movements, the group of humans was quickly broken up into three roughly equal segments. One of the groups seemed to be protecting someone who appeared seriously hurt. A black tentacle lashed out and one of the screens went blank. Then another.
The third showed a small group pushed stumbling through a narrow door, down a short passageway, and abruptly into blackness. Something that looked like bars flashed across the screen, then a dark liquid trickled across the camera lens, blotting out the view.
Eyes blazing, Rothwell whirled on Aku. “Throughout our history, Commander, humans have had one thing in common, our blasted pride! We will not turn over our young to slavery, and by hell if we die, we’ll die fighting!” He jerked up his coat sleeve, barked an order into a small transmitter on his wrist, and, grabbing his daughter, threw himself flat on the concrete.
Hesitating only an instant, Aku, his lieutenant, and the MPs hit the ground as both spaceships vanished in a cataclysmic eruption of flame and steel.
Raising his head, Rothwell grinned crazily into the exploding debris, imagining nineteen other ships suddenly disintegrating under the rocket guns of nineteen different nations. He saw Earth, like a giant porcupine, flicking thousands of atom tipped missiles into space from hundreds of submarines and secret bases—the war power of the great nations, designed for the ruin of each other, united to destroy the alien fleet.
He turned to Aku, “Midgets, volunteers with miniature TV cameras…” he stopped.
The commander and his lieutenant had flung their arms about each other and were crying like babies. Tentatively, Aku reached towards him. “Those things, the Eleele, from another galaxy.” He struggled for words. “They captured your scout crew and implanted memories of thousands of ships to create fear and make it easier to take slaves before blasting you.” He glanced up at the flashes in the sky. “This was their only fleet.”
Rothwell glared. “You helped them.”
Aku nodded miserably. “We had to. They thought you’d trust us because we look almost human. It was a trick that worked before.” Tears streamed across his face, matting the golden fur. “You see, the radioactive planets your men reported, one of them was—home.”
THE GOOD NEIGHBORS, by Edgar Pangborn
Originally published in Galaxy magazine, June 1960.
The ship was sighted a few times, briefly and without a good fix. It was spherical, the estimated diameter about twenty-seven miles, and was in an orbit approximately 3400 miles from the surface of the Earth. No one observed the escape from it.
The ship itself occasioned some excitement, but back there at the tattered end of the 20th century, what was one visiting spaceship more or less? Others had appeared before, and gone away discouraged—or just not bothering. 3-dimensional TV was coming out of the experimental stage. Soon anyone could have Dora the Doll or the Grandson of Tarzan smack in his own living-room. Besides, it was a hot summer.
The first knowledge of the escape came when the region of Seattle suffered an eclipse of the sun, which was not an eclipse but a near shadow, which was not a shadow but a thing. The darkness drifted out of the northern Pacific. It generated thunder without lightning and without rain. When it had moved eastward and the hot sun reappeared, wind followed, a moderate gale. The coast was battered by sudden high waves, then hushed in a bewilderment of fog.
Before that appearance, radar had gone crazy for an hour.
The atmosphere buzzed with aircraft. They went up in readiness to shoot, but after the first sighting reports only a few miles offshore, that order was vehemently canceled—someone in charge must have had a grain of sense. The thing was not a plane, rocket or missile. It was an animal.
If you shoot an animal that resembles an inflated gas-bag with wings, and the wingspread happens to be something over four miles tip to tip, and the carcass drops on a city—it’s not nice for the city.
The Office of Continental Defense deplored the lack of precedent. But actually none was needed. You just don’t drop four miles of dead or dying alien flesh on Seattle or any other part of a swarming homeland. You wait till it flies out over the ocean, if it will—the most commodious ocean in reach.
It, or rather she, didn’t go back over the Pacific, perhaps because of the prevailing westerlies. After the Seattle incident she climbed to a great altitude above the Rockies, apparently using an updraft with very little wing-motion. There was no means of calculating her weight, or mass, or buoyancy. Dead or injured, drift might have carried her anywhere within one or two hundred miles. Then she seemed to be following the line of the Platte and the Missouri. By the end of the day she was circling interminably over the huge complex of St. Louis, hopelessly crying.
She had a head, drawn back most of the time into the bloated mass of the body but thrusting forward now and then on a short neck not more than three hundred feet in length. When she did that the blunt turtle-like head could be observed, the gaping, toothless, suffering mouth from which the thunder came, and the soft-shining purple eyes that searched the ground but found nothing answering her need. The skin-color was mud-brown with some dull iridescence and many peculiar marks resembling weals or blisters. Along the belly some observers saw half a mile of paired protuberances that looked like teats.
She was unquestionably the equivalent of a vertebrate. Two web-footed legs were drawn up close against the cigar-shaped body. The vast, rather narrow, inflated wings could not have been held or moved in flight without a strong internal skeleton and musculature. Theorists later argued that she must have come from a planet with a high proportion of water surface, a planet possibly larger than Earth though of about the same mass and with a similar atmosphere. She could rise in Earth’s air. And before each thunderous lament she was seen to breathe.
It was assumed that immense air sacs within her body were inflated or partly inflated when she left the ship, possibly with some gas lighter than nitrogen. Since it was inconceivable that a vertebrate organism could have survived entry into atmosphere from an orbit 3400 miles up, it was necessary to believe that the ship had briefly descended, unobserved and by unknown means, probably on Earth’s night-side. Later on the ship did descend as far as atmosphere, for a moment…
St. Louis was partly evacuated. There is no reliable estimate of the loss of life and property from panic and accident on the jammed roads and rail lines. 1500 dead, 7400 injured is the conservative figure.
* * * *
After a night and a day she abandoned that area, flying heavily eastward. The droning and swooping gnats of aircraft plainly distressed her. At first she had only tried to avoid them, but now and then during her eastward flight from St. Louis she made short desperate rushes against them, without skill or much sign of intelligence, screaming from a wide-open mouth that could have swallowed a four-engine bomber. Two aircraft were lost over Cincinnati, by collision with each other in trying to get out of her way. Pilots were then ordered to keep a distance of not less than ten miles until such time as she reached the Atlantic—if she did—when she could safely be shot down.
She studied Chicago for a day.
By that time Civil Defense was better prepared. About a million residents had already fled to open country before she came, and the loss of life was proportionately smaller. She moved on. We have no clue to the reason why great cities should have attracted her, though
apparently they did. She was hungry perhaps, or seeking help, or merely drawn in animal curiosity by the endless motion of the cities and the strangeness. It has even been suggested that the life forms of her homeland—her masters—resembled humanity. She moved eastward, and religious organizations united to pray that she would come down on one of the lakes where she could safely be destroyed. She didn’t.
She approached Pittsburgh, choked and screamed and flew high, and soared in weary circles over Buffalo for a day and a night. Some pilots who had followed the flight from the West Coast claimed that the vast lamentation of her voice was growing fainter and hoarser while she was drifting along the line of the Mohawk Valley. She turned south, following the Hudson at no great height. Sometimes she appeared to be choking, the labored inhalations harsh and prolonged, like a cloud in agony.
When she was over Westchester, headquarters tripled the swarm of interceptors and observation planes. Squadrons from Connecticut and southern New Jersey deployed to form a monstrous funnel, the small end before her, the large end pointing out to open sea. Heavy bombers closed in above, laying a smoke screen at 10,000 feet to discourage her from rising. The ground shook with the drone of jets, and with her crying.
Multitudes had abandoned the metropolitan area. Other multitudes trusted to the subways, to the narrow street canyons and to the strength of concrete and steel. Others climbed to a thousand high places and watched, trusting the laws of chance.
She passed over Manhattan in the evening—between 8:14 and 8:27 P.M., July 16, 1976—at an altitude of about 2000 feet. She swerved away from the aircraft that blanketed Long Island and the Sound, swerved again as the southern group buzzed her instead of giving way. She made no attempt to rise into the sun-crimsoned terror of drifting smoke.
* * * *
The plan was intelligent. It should have worked, but for one fighter pilot who jumped the gun.
He said later that he himself couldn’t understand what happened. It was court-martial testimony, but his reputation had been good. He was Bill Green—William Hammond Green—of New London, Connecticut, flying a one-man jet fighter, well aware of the strictest orders not to attack until the target had moved at least ten miles east of Sandy Hook. He said he certainly had no previous intention to violate orders. It was something that just happened in his mind. A sort of mental sneeze.
His squadron was approaching Rockaway, the flying creature about three miles ahead of him and half a mile down. He was aware of saying out loud to nobody: “Well, she’s too big.” Then he was darting out of formation, diving on her, giving her one rocket-burst and reeling off to the south at 840 MPH.
He never did locate or rejoin his squadron, but he made it somehow back to his home field. He climbed out of the cockpit, they say, and fell flat on his face.
It seems likely that his shot missed the animal’s head and tore through some part of her left wing. She spun to the left, rose perhaps a thousand feet, facing the city, sideslipped, recovered herself and fought for altitude. She could not gain it. In the effort she collided with two of the following planes. One of them smashed into her right side behind the wing, the other flipped end over end across her back, like a swatted dragonfly. It dropped clear and made a mess on Bedloe’s Island.
She too was falling, in a long slant, silent now but still living. After the impact her body thrashed desolately on the wreckage between Lexington and Seventh Avenues, her right wing churning, then only trailing, in the East River, her left wing a crumpled slowly deflating mass concealing Times Square, Herald Square and the garment district.
At the close of the struggle her neck extended, her turtle beak grasping the top of Radio City. She was still trying to pull herself up, as the buoyant gasses hissed and bubbled away through the gushing holes in her side. Radio City collapsed with her.
For a long while after the roar of descending rubble and her own roaring had ceased, there was no human noise except a melancholy thunder of the planes.
* * * *
The apology came early next morning.
The spaceship was observed to descend to the outer limits of atmosphere, very briefly. A capsule was released, with a parachute timed to open at 40,000 feet and come down quite neatly in Scarsdale. Parachute, capsule and timing device were of good workmanship.
The communication engraved on a plaque of metal (which still defies analysis) was a hasty job, the English slightly odd, with some evidence of an incomplete understanding of the situation. That the visitors were themselves aware of these deficiencies is indicated by the text of the message itself.
Most sadly regret inexcusable escape of livestock. While petting same, one of our children monkied (sp?) with airlock. Will not happen again. Regret also imperfect grasp of language, learned through what you term Television etc. Animal not dangerous, but observe some accidental damage caused, therefore hasten to enclose reimbursement, having taken liberty of studying your highly ingenious methods of exchange. Hope same will be adequate, having estimated deplorable inconvenience to best of ability. Regret exceedingly impossibility of communicating further, as pressure of time and prior obligations forbids. Please accept heartfelt apologies and assurances of continuing esteem.
The reimbursement was in fact properly enclosed with the plaque, and may be seen by the public in the rotunda of the restoration of Radio City. Though technically counterfeit, it looks like perfectly good money, except that Mr. Lincoln is missing one of his wrinkles and the words “FIVE DOLLARS” are upside down.
THE SOUTH WATERFORD RUMPLE CLUB, by Richard Wilson
Originally published in Galaxy Magazine, December 1967.
The aliens first came over late on a moonless summer night and emptied contents of their bomb bays on the village of South Waterford. The time was 3 a.m. on a Tuesday. It was probably a test run, a kind of motivational research project.
If it had been an all-out attack on the United States, or on a major city, undoubtedly the government would have reacted sooner and more forthrightly. As it was, word about the South Waterford phenomenon, as the Air Force called it, didn’t reach Washington right away. And when it did, it was somehow confused with the UFO investigations and relayed out to Colorado for Dr. Condon’s attention. This could explain why the Defense Department seemed to lose interest in the matter for a while.
But the Treasury Department got upset. The aliens had not dropped bombs. The cargo that fluttered down on South Waterford like autumn leaves, though paper, was not propaganda. It was United States currency.
The Assistant to the Fiscal Assistant Secretary of the Treasury recalled a kind of precedent as he was being interviewed by a wire-service reporter. Everybody knew, of course, that during World War II the Germans had counterfeited British banknotes and, among other things, used them to pay spies. But the Nazis had never dropped their phony pounds over London.
Fewer people knew that the United States had considered bombarding Berlin and other German cities with skillfully counterfeited Reichsmarks. The Assistant to the Fiscal Assistant Secretary told the newsmen: “President Roosevelt was half convinced that this would be the thing to do. What German worker was going to spend 10 or 12 hours a day in a factory to earn the same kind of money he could pick up off the street?”
“Sounds like a great idea,” the newsman said. “Didn’t Roosevelt like it?”
“He was crazy about it. He called in his Secretary of the Treasury—you know, Henry Morgenthau—and said, ‘Henry, listen to this great idea somebody thought up,’ and then told him. But Morgenthau was horrified.”
“Why? Because money was sacred?”
“That must have been part of it. But I also remember that Morgenthau pointed out that maybe the Germans would do the same thing to us. It was like poison gas. Nobody dared use it.” Even after the word about the South Waterford incident was channeled back to Washington, there was delay. The fact that two powerful executive departments, Defens
e and Treasury, were involved meant that high officials had to consult, advise and compromise before an Executive Order could be drafted for the President’s signature.
Then the President refused to sign it. His thinking apparently was that it would be tantamount to panicking to throw the economy of the entire United States out of kilter because of people in a tiny village in the Northeast might benefit temporarily. A statistical-minded adviser calculated what percentage of the total U. S. population lived in South Waterford. It was infinitesimal. So okay, let it be Christmas in July for that handful. Meanwhile, the doves counseled, let’s sit tight and try to out think the alleged aliens instead of playing into their hands.
No one knew then that the aliens didn’t have hands. They had pseudopods, not to mention bright orange mandibles. Much later somebody in Interior’s Fish and Wildlife Service said they were more like octopi than people. Nobody in Treasury was able to figure out how such creatures had developed the skill to simulate U.S. currency. The Defense Department was more interested in the kind of craft the aliens flew. But by the time these questions had been answered, by direct observation, they were academic.
In the absence of an Executive Order which might have protected the rest of the United States against South Waterford’s windfall, the Federal Reserve Board took the unofficial step of advising its member banks to accept only worn currency. The advice was passed down the line until it reached that village’s lone financial institution, the South Waterford Trust & Deposit Company.
This led to the formation of a social organization known as the South Waterford Rumple Club.
A couple would invite a dozen neighbors and friends. Then, for two or three hours, conversation and cocktails would be accompanied by the passing from hand to hand of the fresh, crisp bills until they achieved a well used look.
At one point in the circuit, the rumpled bills would be dipped into a mixture of face powder and shredded cigarette stubs. This gave them the aroma of having spent some time in a woman’s purse. The next night the same group assembled at another couple’s house and aged their money.
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