Hulk had buttonholed him after a practice session and Nick had had to peer hard to recognize the athlete in that three-hundred-and-fifty pound body. Hulk had been dressed in a cheap suit that had the sick green sheen of an oil slick and had tried to sell him an insurance policy.
Horrified, wanting just to get away, Nick had bought the policy—he wasn’t even sure if it was for fire or life or even his car—and had promptly lost his copy. Later in the locker room, his teammates had joked that he’d been “blitzed by the Bulk”.
Lou had responded in typical Lou fashion by taking his money right out of his hands and investing it all in what she called “pin-striped pork bellies”, some newfangled type of commodities trading.
She took out a subscription to the Wall Street Journal in his name. The copies, gathering dust, were stacked in musty gray piles in one of his spare rooms.
She also gave him bewildering quarterly reports he couldn’t pretend to follow. Lou blinded him with economics, but the bottom line was she knew what she was doing. Even he boggled at the figures given on the bottom of the quarterly and annual reports. She made him tons of money even in the recession.
Of course, Lou being Lou, when she’d taken his money out of his hands, she had also been very miserly about what she let trickle back into them. He was given an allowance. A very small allowance, which mysteriously became even smaller while he dated Dee Dee.
Nick was a seriously rich man. If he wanted to, he could probably spend the rest of his life without having to put in a single day’s work.
It was a really depressing thought.
Given his family, Nick wouldn’t even be allowed to go to seed. Nobody in his family would let him become a bum.
For a moment, he had a vision of himself in a dirty stained raincoat with a bottle of beer in a paper bag hanging out of a torn pocket, living in one of the two buildings in Southbury that could technically be classified as slums.
The image didn’t work. His family would never let it happen. So here he was—all riched up with nowhere to go.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
Yeah.
“So,” Tim said over breakfast, “I guess Elvis has left the building.” He sniggered over his cornetto. “Permanently.”
Richard Allen froze, his fork halfway to his mouth. Not much of his breakfast would have gone into his mouth, anyway, as most of it tended to end up in his beard. Immensely tall and gangly, he had a red beard down to the middle of his chest and it clearly had a positive charge for food.
He was a true eccentric, kind and brilliant. Faith had adored him on sight. He’d helped make the symposium yesterday afternoon a wild success and he’d given her tons of excellent advice on her upcoming chairmanship and she would have lain down on train tracks for him.
She rolled her eyes. “Don’t pay any attention to him, Richard. That was just a little math humor.” She eyed Tim severely. “Very little math humor.”
Richard shoveled more Tuscan ham and bread into his mouth and Faith’s hands itched to wipe his mouth for him. “Odd chap, Kane, but there was no denying he was brilliant. I was quite taken with his model for traffic congestion. Very elegant, it was. I tried it on the traffic in Manchester, which is hideous, and it was like divination, only better.”
Faith looked down at her plate, mood suddenly sour, acid eating into her stomach.
“Actually—” Grif patted his lips so elegantly with the paper napkin it could well have been the finest embroidered linen. “—that wasn’t Kane’s model. That was Faith’s.”
Every head at the table swiveled toward her.
Faith felt the rush of blood to her head. She clutched the edge of the table. She’d worked for four months on the project only to have it whisked from under her nose by Kane and marketed to the City of Boston Traffic Administrator as his own.
She turned to Grif. “You knew?” she whispered.
“That Kane was using you? Using your work? Of course, my dear.” Grif looked around the table—at Madeleine, who blushed and looked away, and at Tim, whose jaw muscles worked beneath his wispy beard. “Everyone knew. But no one had the courage to stand up to him, myself, alas, included. Such is the way of the world.”
There was dead silence. Richard drained his cappuccino in one gulp. He inclined his curiously elongated head to her. “Then, I guess we should be doubly congratulating Faith today. On the work that went into that marvelous time-traffic flow model and on her paper on tipping.”
He raised an earthenware cup stained with oily fingerprints. “I say we drink a toast to Faith. Hear, hear!”
“To Faith! Santé!” This last from Jean-Pierre Daumier, a flirtatious Frenchman who’d brought some interesting epidemiological data from the Pasteur Institute.
Something soft and damp like a slug touched Faith’s hand. Tim was holding her hand and looking at her out of adoring brown eyes. He leaned close and whispered, “Good for you, honey,” He puckered his lips.
She turned her head fast, and the kiss meant for her mouth ended up on her ear.
If it was meant to signal that they were lovers, he was way off base. Firstly, because there wasn’t one male around the table who could be made jealous, and secondly, because she had no intention of ever letting Tim in her bed again.
Once had been bad enough. It had been proof of the geek theorem that sex was merely a sublimation of the urge to do math.
Well, in theory. Sex with Nick was an entirely different proposition. She stifled a sigh. She had no idea if their two-night stand was going anywhere. Pity, because it was entirely likely Nick had spoiled her for other men. Certainly for someone like Tim.
She’d always been wary of men, but Tim had flown right under her radar. She hadn’t seen the affair coming until it was right on top of her, so to speak.
Though Tim had been at Southbury much longer than she had, he’d seemed as out of place as she was. They’d become friends, sharing jokes and whispered complaints about Kane.
They’d shared their unhappy childhoods. Faith, in Sophie, Indiana, with a drunken father and morosely depressed mother. Tim, all over the place, with a mother who practiced recreational marriage. His childhood had been so chaotic he’d had two last names and lived in four countries and ten cities before he’d turned eighteen.
There was nothing even remotely sexy about Tim with his wispy, blond hair pulled back in a dirty ponytail and mouse potato physique.
They’d spent a lot of time together last winter. One evening, they’d been sharing pizza and talking about coefficients for knowbots when all of a sudden she’d found herself on her back and he’d been trying to stuff what felt like a limp carrot in her. It had been embarrassing, humiliating and—now that she’d experienced Nick—utterly futile.
She had a horrible feeling that nothing would ever compare to Nick. It was a depressing thought.
Maybe her peak sexual experience was already behind her.
Dante waited for Nick at the Porta Camollia, one of the gates to the city. He loved the ancient brick gate fronted with a baroque frame of white marble. The gate had been used to seal the city off from the hated Florentines.
Sienese hearts still burned with resentment at the loss of Siena’s freedom to Florence six hundred years before. After a bitter defeat, the hated Florentines insisted on entering through the gate. When the Medicis entered Siena, the Sienese had been forced to add the huge inscription above the coat of arms of the Medici—Siena opens its great heart to visitors.
What a crock. The gate to the city had been opened under duress, at musket-point.
How many times Dante had seen tourists open their books, their faces softening as they read the translation of the Latin inscription, little realizing that the Sienese heart was anything but large, warm and welcoming. The Sienese heart was shriveled, cold and black. The inscription had been put up under threat of reprisal, and the Sienese still hated the Florentines for it six hundred years later.
Dante turned his back to
the gate and slipped on his sunglasses, scanning the horizon.
It was, as it usually was at Palio time, a beautiful day. The morning sunshine glinted off the red-tiled roofs and made the brick buildings glow. Jasmine scented the air and he pulled in a deep, appreciative breath.
He leaned against the gate to wait for Nick. Nick was always punctual. They had a ten a.m. appointment and it was thirty seconds to ten and…sure enough, his Lancia drove into view, nipping smartly into an empty slot. Nick emerged with difficulty. His size and busted knee made the whole process laborious.
Nick waved and crossed the street, limping heavily.
He looked tired, Dante noted. Tired and defeated. He hated seeing Nick like that, but he understood completely.
Nick was a talented athlete who would never compete again. The whole family had ribbed him for his choice of career, but Dante had yelled himself hoarse many a time at a Hunters game, and his heart always swelled with pride and affection at Nick’s powerful plays across the ice.
How would he feel if he couldn’t be a policeman anymore? Shuddering, he walked toward Nick. Didn’t bear thinking about.
“Hey.”
“Hey.” Nick smiled wanly as Dante hugged him.
“Come on. The police car’s this way.” Dante matched his stride to Nick’s. “You can start becoming Sherlock Holmes right away.”
Dante’s theory was that Nick had to start right away finding something else to do. Why not tag along and see if he could be a cop?
“I won’t be any good at it,” Nick said glumly. “Hockey’s the only thing I know how to do.”
“You never know until you try,” Dante said affably. “By the way, how’s Faith holding up?”
Nick froze and shot him a narrow-eyed look. “You having me followed?”
“Nah.” Dante laughed and tapped his head. He nudged Nick forward again. “Just old-fashioned deduction powers. It’s why I’m super-cop and you’re not.”
Nick speeded up and Dante kept pace easily.
“So?” he repeated. “What’s Faith doing?”
Nick gave up and drew in a deep breath. “I, ah…I stopped by this morning to check on her before coming down. She was rushing around with this sheaf of documents under her arm, babbling something about chairing a tipping panel.”
“Tipping? You mean like a tip? For service?”
Nick shrugged. “Beats me. But whatever it is, it had her excited. She all but shooed me out of the Certosa. She said something about coming into town later this afternoon.”
“That Rossi charm is slipping, cuz. You usually have them at your feet. She’ll come around, though.”
“Yeah? How do you figure that?”
Dante tapped his head as he got behind the wheel. “Superior deductive powers. Super-cop at work.”
“Super-cop.” Nick snorted and Dante was glad to see a faint smile. They’d always ribbed each other about their jobs. “In Siena. Big bad Siena. When was the last time you had a murder here? 1950?”
“Ah…” Dante headed out of town into the countryside toward Le Scotte, the hospital. “Don’t remember.”
“See?”
“Well, at the moment, we do have a murder to investigate. The intrepid detective super-cop is now officially on his way to the county hospital to talk to the coroner, to dig up clues. God, that makes me sound like something out of Michael Connelly or Ed McBain.”
Dante loved American noir mysteries. For a moment, he imagined himself in one of them—the Lone Knight cruising down dark mean streets, alienated and alone against the world…
Nah.
He was a highly integrated Sienese, member of a large and loving family, driving down a gorgeous country lane bordered by pencil-straight cypresses in the warm buttery sunlight, to investigate the first murder in Siena in…he couldn’t remember how long. Certainly the last murder had been years before he’d come back from his stint in Naples.
“Hey, super-cop, why don’t you stop for a moment?”
Dante shot a startled glance. “Where?”
They rounded a corner. “There.” Nick pointed at a small brick building housing a coffee shop. “I haven’t had breakfast yet and I remember they make good sandwiches.”
Nick was hungry? Half an hour after leaving their grandmother’s house? “Nonna actually let you out of the house without feeding you?”
Nick looked away guiltily. “Yeah, well, a third degree would’ve accompanied the food. And you know what she’s like. The Gestapo were pikers in getting information next to her. Before I finished my coffee, she’d have grilled me about my injury, my love life and my plans. All of which suck.”
Nick was right about Nonna, Dante thought. She was a gentle, loving woman, still beautiful at seventy, a fabulous cook, with eyes that would drill like a laser right into your head when she wanted to find something out. And she wasn’t at all backward about giving advice.
Nick was too shaky to deal with the smothering blanket of Rossi love right now. He needed some distance and space.
And a sandwich. Dante swerved to park in front of the little red brick building. He drummed his fingers on the steering wheel. “Make it snappy. Guzzanti’s waiting for us.”
Five minutes later, Nick was gingerly settling back in the passenger seat, a huge white bag in his hands. Knowing Nick, there were at least seven sandwiches in there. Nick extracted a sandwich of thick slices of country prosciutto, overly savory to offset the salt-less bread.
By the time they pulled into the Le Scotte parking lot, Nick had polished one sandwich off and was rooting around for another.
Dante got out and stood for a moment in the balmy summer sun. The heat of the day had just started. It was a good heat, the kind that penetrated into the bones. He wanted to soak that warmth before entering the dead zone of the hospital.
As hospitals went, it was pretty enough, he supposed. Brick and glass, not too big, not too tall, built on an exquisite little hill with one of the best views of Siena. Which didn’t stop it from being a place of pain and misery. Blessedly, he’d only ever been in for the births of his nieces and nephews, and once when Michelangelo had broken his leg. Dante had the Tuscan superstitious horror of sickness and death, and walked toward the side entrance with dread in his heart.
“Nice hospital,” Nick said approvingly. “Good size. Can’t be more than three hundred beds. Our hospital in Southbury is ten stories tall and covers three acres. Like being in suburban hell.”
“Since when do you know anything about hospitals?” Dante asked. Like all the Rossis, Nick was as healthy as a horse.
“Get real.” Nick rolled his eyes. “I’m a—” He stopped and swallowed. “I was a hockey player. We’re in and out of hospitals the way you’re in and out of restaurants. I’ve picked up a lot of medical knowledge over the years. Particularly anatomy. Hey,” he mused, “Maybe I could become a doctor.”
Dante’s laugh came out harsher than he’d intended. Pushing through the big glass swing doors, he was assailed by the smell of alcohol and sickness. His skin prickled with dread and his stomach took a little warning leap. He needed something to take his mind off where he was.
“You? A doctor?” He laughed. “Yeah, right.”
To Dante’s chagrin, Nick didn’t nudge him in the ribs and grin. Instead, Nick’s mouth tightened, his shoulders hunched and Dante felt like he’d kicked a puppy…a big one, a St. Bernard, but a puppy all the same.
Uneasy, Dante looked up at the big board showing which department was on what floor. He’d only been to see Guzzanti once before in his professional capacity, for the death of a child which had turned out to be SIDS and not abuse.
Thank God he didn’t have much call to visit the coroner.
“Third floor.” Nick nudged his elbow. “You can walk it. I’ll take the elevator.”
Dante fervently believed in conservation of energy. Particularly his own. “I’ll come with you.”
Guzzanti’s office was the third down on the right. Light from th
e floor-to-ceiling window at the end flooded the short corridor. Like every window in Siena, it framed a view worthy of a master painter. Gentle hills terraced with vines and olive trees, sun-baked red earth below, fiercely blue cloudless sky above. It was a beautiful day, much too gorgeous to be indoors…
With a sigh, Dante recognized his reluctance to talk with Guzzanti about dead bodies and reprimanded himself. He was here on business. He knocked and entered, knowing Guzzanti was expecting him.
“Dante.” Aldo Guzzanti stood, stooping. Dante always avoided thinking how he had achieved his stoop—bending over what? They shook hands. He turned to Nick. “Inspector?”
“No.” Maybe someday, Dante thought. “This is my cousin from America, Niccolò.”
“Ah, yes. The hockey player. I seem to remember one summer—” Guzzanti’s eyes slid slyly to Dante. “—the summer we won the Palio. 2000, it was. My daughter’s last summer before university. And I seem to remember her talking—a lot—about Dante’s American cousin. That would be you?”
Nick’s cheekbones were flushed. “Yes, sir, that would be me. How is—” His eyes drifted up and to the left.
“Anna.” Dealing with dead bodies had given Guzzanti a poker face. The amusement was all in his voice.
“Anna.” Nick sighed in relief. “Yes, how is she?”
“Oh, fine, fine.” Guzzanti smiled. “She’s in Rome now, moving up through the ranks. She’s a public prosecutor and her first big case will be next month. She’s married to a doctor and they have two kids. Hellions, both of them, but we love them anyway.”
“Well, give her my best.”
Guzzanti’s smile widened. “That I’ll certainly do. So, Dante, we’ve got a dead body on our hands. A murdered dead body.” He shook his head. “Haven’t seen one of those in years.”
“Foreigners.” Dante shrugged. “What do you want?”
“Barbarians,” Guzzanti agreed. He rubbed his hands together. “Well, I guess we can start,” he said brightly. “Your cousin can come, too, if he wants.” He turned and fixed Nick with a sharp gaze. “I must make a few things clear if you want to tag along, son. First of all—no fainting and above all no vomiting. Messes with the evidence. If you feel woozy you get out as fast as you can.”
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