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by David Boop


  “Do not allow yourself to be stolen,” I advised Karl as I dismounted.

  The näcken flattened his ears and snorted.

  I smiled at him, patted his neck, and tossed his reins over a post and beam set up for the purpose outside of the first building that looked likely to support human beings in better condition than vermin. I removed the light duster that had done as best as it could to protect my dress from the elements, draped it neatly over the saddle, and belted on my sword and gun.

  I went into the building, and found it to be a bathhouse and brothel. A few moments of conversation with the woman in charge of it resulted in a job offer, which I declined politely, a bath, which I could not enjoy nearly thoroughly enough to satisfy me, and directions to the seediest dens of ruffians in town.

  The warlock wasn’t in the first location, or the second, but by the time I reached the Long Branch Dance Hall and Saloon near sundown, I was fairly sure I’d found my man.

  I entered the place to the sound of only moderately rhythmic stomping as a dozen women performed something like a dance together on a wooden stage, to the music of several nimble-fingered violinists playing in the style of folk music. The bar was already beginning to fill with a crowd of raucous men. Some of them were freshly bathed, but more were still wearing more dust than cloth, their purses heavy with new coin.

  But more importantly, the air of the place practically thrummed with tension. It was hardly noticeable at first glance—but eyes glanced toward the doors a little too quickly when I came in, and at least half of the men in the place were standing far too stiffly and warily to be drunkenly celebrating their payday and their lives.

  “Pardon me, ma’am,” said a voice to my right as I came in.

  I turned to find a very tall, lean fellow whose wrists stuck out from the bottom of his coat’s sleeves. He had a thick, drooping moustache, a flat-brimmed hat, a deputy’s star pinned to his coat, and wore his gun as if it had been given to him upon the occasion of his birth.

  His demeanor was calm, his voice polite and friendly—and he had the eyes of a raptor, sharp and clear and ready to deliver sudden violence at a moment’s notice.

  “Yes?” I asked.

  “City ordinance against carrying sidearms, ma’am,” he said. His voice was deep and musically resonant in his lean chest. I liked it immediately. “If you’re not a peace officer, you’ll need to turn in your gun for as long as you’re in town.”

  “I find this ordinance irksome,” I said.

  The corners of his eyes wrinkled and his cheeks tightened slightly. The moustache made it difficult to see his mouth. “If I was a woman as good looking as you in a place like this, I’d find it powerful irksome too,” he said, “but the law is the law.”

  “And what does the ordinance say about swords?” I asked.

  “Can’t recall that it says anything ’bout that,” the deputy said.

  I unfastened my belt and slid the gun from it, still in its holster. I offered it to him. “I assume I can turn it over to you, Deputy?”

  He touched the brim of his hat, and took the gun. “Thank you, ma’am. Might I know your name so I can be sure your weapon gets safe back to you?”

  I smiled at him. “Anastasia Luccio.”

  “Charmed, Anastasia,” said the deputy. He squinted at my sidearm and said, “Webley. Lot of gun.”

  He was not so very much taller than me. I arched an eyebrow at him and smiled. “I am a lot of woman. I assure you, Deputy, that I am more than capable of handling it.”

  His eyes glinted, relaxed and amused. “Well. People say a lot of things, ma’am.”

  “When my business here is done, perhaps we shall go outside the town limits and wager twenty dollars on which of us is the better marksman.”

  He let his head fall back and barked out a quick laugh. “Ma’am, losing that bet would be a singular pleasure.”

  I looked around the saloon again. “It seems that tensions are running high at the moment,” I said. “Might I ask why that is?”

  The lawman pursed his lips thoughtfully, and then said, “Well, there’s some fellas on one side of the tracks upset at some other fellas on the other, ma’am, is the short of it.” He smiled as he said it, as if enjoying some private jest. “Shouldn’t be of much concern to you, ma’am. This is a rough place, but we don’t much take kindly to a man who’d lift his hand to a woman.” A pair of cowboys entered the saloon, laughing loudly and clearly already drunk. His calm eyes tracked them. He slid my holstered gun around beneath his stool and touched his finger to the brim of his hat again. “You have a good time now.”

  “Thank you, Deputy,” I said. Then I walked to the exact center of the room.

  As a Warden of the White Council of Wizards, I traveled a great deal, and dealt with dangerous men. I was comfortable in places like this one, and worse, though I had noted that they rarely seemed to be comfortable with me. The only women in sight were those working behind the bar, in the kitchen, and on the stage, so I rather stuck out. There was little sense in attempting anything like subtlety, so I donned my little bottle-green spectacles, focused upon my supernatural senses and began a slow survey of the entire place.

  The energy known as magic exists on a broad spectrum, much like light. Just as light can be split into its colors by a sufficient prism, magical energy can be more clearly distinguished by using the proper tools. The spectacles gave me a chance to view the energy swirling around the crowded room. It was strongly influenced by the presence of human emotion, and various colors had gathered around individuals according to their current humor.

  Angry red tension tinted many auras, while lighter shades of pink surrounded the more merrily inebriated. Workers, including the dancers and dealers at the tables evinced a steady green of those focused on task, while the deputy and a shotgun-wielding man seated on a tall stool at the end of the bar pulsed with the steady, protective azure of guardians.

  The warlock sat in the little balcony overlooking the stage, at a table with three other men, playing cards. Through the spectacles, shadows had gathered so thickly over their game that it almost seemed they had doused their lanterns and were playing in the dark.

  I drew a breath. One warlock was typically not a threat to a cautious, well-trained, and properly equipped Warden. Two could be a serious challenge. The current Captain of the Wardens, a man named McCoy, a man with a great deal more power and experience than me, had once brought down three.

  But as I watched through the spectacles I realized that the warlock hadn’t simply been running. He’d been running to more of his kind.

  There were four of them.

  I took off the spectacles and moved into an open space at the bar, where I would hopefully be overlooked for a few moments longer and thought furiously.

  My options had just become much more limited. In a direct confrontation with that many opponents, I would have little chance of victory. Which was not to say that I could not attack them. They were involved in their card game, and I had seen no evidence of magical defenses. An overwhelming strike might take them all at once.

  Of course, fire magic was the only thing that would do for that kind of work—and it would leave the crowded building aflame. Tarred wood exposed to a blast of supernatural fire would become an inferno in seconds. Not only that, but such an action would violate one of the Council’s unspoken laws—wizards were expected to minimize the use of their abilities in the presence of magic-ignorant mortals. It had not been so long since our kind had been burned at stakes by frightened mobs.

  While I could not simply attack them, neither could I remain here, waiting. A warlock would have fewer compunctions about exposing his abilities in public. The wisest option would have been to report in to the captain, send for reinforcements, veil myself, and follow them.

  I had never been a particularly cautious person. Even the extended life of a wizard was too brief a time, and the world full of too much pleasure and joy to waste that life by hiding safely away
.

  I was not, however, stupid.

  I turned to begin walking decisively toward the door and practically slammed my nose into that of a handsome man in his midforties, beard neatly shaved, dressed in an impeccable suit. His eyes were green and hard, his teeth far too white for his age.

  And he was pressing a tiny derringer pistol to my chest, just beneath my left breast.

  “Timely,” he said to me, in a fine German accent. “We knew a Warden would arrive, but we thought you would be another week at least.”

  “I don’t know what you’re talking about,” I said.

  “Please,” he said, his eyes shading over with something ugly. “If you attempt to resist me, I will kill you here and now.” He moved smoothly, stepping beside me and tucking my left arm into the crook of his right, positioning the tiny gun in his left hand atop my arm, keeping it artfully concealed while trained steadily on my heart. He nodded once at the balcony, and the four men in it immediately put their cards down and descended, heading out the door without so much as glancing back.

  “You’re making a mistake,” I said to him tightly. “To my knowledge, you and your companions are not wanted by the Council. I’m not here for you today. I’ve only come for Alexander Page.”

  “Is that a fact?” he asked.

  “He is a murderer. By sheltering him, you have become complicit in his crimes,” I said. “If you kill me, you will only draw down the full wrath of the Wardens. But if you let me go immediately and disassociate yourself from Page, I will not prosecute a warrant for your capture.”

  “That is most generous, Warden,” said the German. “But I am afraid I have plans. You will accompany me quietly outside.”

  “And if I do not?”

  “Then I will be mildly disappointed, and you will be dead.”

  “You’ll be more than disappointed when my death curse falls upon you,” I said.

  “Should you live long enough to level it, perhaps,” he said. “But I am willing to take that risk.”

  I flicked my eyes around the room, looking for options, but they seemed few. The fellow in the high stool had his eyes on a man dealing cards at a nearby table. The cowboys were far more interested in drinking and making merry than in what, to them, must have appeared to be a domestic squabble between a wife come to drag her husband from a den of iniquity. Even the deputy at the door was gone, his chair standing empty.

  Ah.

  I turned to the German and said, “Very well. Let us take this discussion elsewhere.”

  “I do not think you realize your position, Warden,” the German said, as we began walking. “I am not asking for your consent. I am merely informing you of your options.”

  I flinched slightly at the words and let the fear I was feeling show on my face. “What do you mean to do with me?” I asked.

  “Nothing good,” he said, and his eyes glinted with something manic and hungry. Then he frowned, noticing that his last words had fallen into a silence absent of music or stomping feat.

  Into that silence came what seemed like a singularly significant mechanical click.

  “Mister,” the lanky deputy said. “You pass over that belly gun, or your next hat is going to be a couple of sizes smaller.”

  The deputy had moved in silently behind him, and now held his revolver less than a foot from the back of the German’s skull.

  I let the fear drop off my face and smiled sweetly up at my captor.

  The German froze, his eyes suddenly hot with rage as he realized that I had distracted him, just as his fellows had distracted me. The derringer pressed harder against my ribs as he turned his head slightly toward the deputy. “Do you have any idea who I am?”

  “Mmmm,” the deputy said calmly. “You’re the fella who’s about to come quietly or have lead on his mind.”

  The German narrowed his eyes, and ground his teeth.

  “He’s not asking for your consent,” I said. “He’s merely informing you of your options.”

  The German spat an oath in his native tongue. Then he slipped the little pistol away from my side and slowly held it up.

  The deputy took the weapon, his own gun steady.

  “You will regret this action,” said the German. “Who do you think you are?”

  “My name is Wyatt Earp,” said the deputy. “And I think I’m the law.”

  * * *

  Earp took the German to the town marshal’s office, which was on the southern side of the tracks and contained a pair of iron jail cells. I led Karl along and the näcken was mercifully well behaved for once, playing the role of a horse to perfection when I tied him to the post outside the office.

  “Deputy,” I said, as we entered the building. “I do not think you understand the threat.”

  Earp passed me his lantern and nodded toward a hanging hook on the wall. I put it there, as he walked the German into the cell, gun steady on the man all the while. He made the man lean against a wall with both hands, and patted him down for weaponry, removing a small knife—and calmly taking a charm hanging from a leather necklace around his neck.

  “What?” he said calmly. “On account of he’s a sorcerer? Is that what you mean?”

  I felt both of my eyebrows lift. Typically, and increasingly, authority figures had very little truck with the world of the supernatural.

  “Yes,” I said. “That is precisely what I mean.”

  Earp walked over to me and held out the necklace, and its simple, round copper charm. A familiar symbol was carved onto its surface—a skull, twisted and horrifically stretched, marked upon its forehead with a single slanted, asymmetric cross.

  “Thule Society,” I murmured.

  “Hngh,” he said, as if my recognition of the symbol confirmed his suspicions rather than surprising him. “Guess that makes you White Council.”

  I tilted my head at him. “A Warden. Goodness, you are well informed. I must ask, how do you know of the Council, sir?”

  “Venator,” he said simply. “Lost my necklace in a card game. You can take it or leave it that I’m telling the truth.”

  The Venatori Umbrorum were a secret society of their own, steeped in the occult, quietly working against supernatural forces that threatened humanity. They boasted a few modestly gifted practitioners, but had a great many members, which translated to a great many eyes and ears. The society was a long-time ally, more or less, of the White Council—just as the Thule Society was more or less a long-time foe, using their resources to attempt to use supernatural powers to their own benefit.

  I regarded Earp thoughtfully. It was, I suppose, possible that he could be in league with the German, playing some sort of deceitful game. But it seemed improbable. Had he and the German wanted me dead, Earp could simply have watched him walk me out without taking note of it.

  “I believe you,” I told him, simply.

  “That cell’s warded,” Earp said. “From the inside, he’s not going to be doing much.” He glanced over at the German and gave him a cold smile. “Makes a lot of noise if you try, though. Figure I’ll shoot you five or six times before you get done whipping up enough magic to hurt anybody.”

  The German stared at Earp through narrowed eyes and then abruptly smiled and appeared to relax. He unbuttoned his collar, removed his tie, and sat down on the cell’s lumpy bunk.

  “Nnnngh,” Earp said, a look of mild disgust on his face. He squinted around the room at the building’s windows. Then he looked back at me and said, “Warden, huh. You’re a lawm—” He pursed his lips. “You carry a badge.”

  “Something like that,” I said.

  “What I mean to say is, you can fight,” Earp said.

  “I can fight,” I said.

  He leaned his lanky body back against the wall beside the desk and tilted his chin toward the German. “What do you think?”

  “I think he has four friends,” I said. “All of them gifted. Do your windows have shutters?”

  “Yep.”

  “Then we should shutter the
m,” I said. “They will come for him.”

  “Damn,” he drawled. “That’s what I think, too. Before dawn?”

  The hours of darkness were the best time for amateurs to practice the dark arts, for both practical and purely psychological reasons. “Almost certainly.”

  “What do you think about that?”

  I narrowed my eyes and said, “I object.”

  Earp nodded his head and said, “Only so much I can do about someone bringing spells at me. Can you fight that?”

  “I can.”

  Earp studied me for a moment, those dark eyes assessing. Then he seemed to come to a decision. “How about I’ll put up the shutters,” he said. “Unless you’d rather me make the coffee, which I don’t recommend.”

  I shuddered at the American notion of coffee. “I’ll do that part,” I said.

  “Good,” he said. “We got ourselves a plan.”

  * * *

  “Well,” Earp said a few hours later. “I don’t much care for all the waiting. But this is some damned fine coffee, Miss Anastasia.”

  I had, of course, used magic to help it. The beans had not been properly roasted, and the grinder they had been through had been considerably too coarse in its work. Some other Wardens thought my coffee-making spells to be a frivolous waste of time in the face of all the darkness in the world—but what good is magic if it cannot be used to make a delicious cup of fine beverage?

  “Just be glad you did not ask me to cook,” I said. “It is not one of my gifts.”

  Earp huffed out a breath through his nose. “You ain’t got much femaleness to you, ma’am, if you pardon my saying so.”

  I smiled at him sweetly. “I’m on the job at the moment.”

  He grunted. “That Page fella you mentioned?”

  I nodded.

  “What’s he wanted for?”

  “He murdered three people in Liverpool,” I said. “A girl he favored, and her parents.”

  “Guess she didn’t favor him back,” Earp said. “He shoot ’em?”

  I shook my head and suppressed a shudder at the memory of the crime scene. “He ripped out their eyes and tongues,” I said. “While they lay blind and bleeding, he did other things.”

 

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