by Sapper
“However, I waylaid the postman that morning and got some more information from him. It appeared that the place was known as Spragge’s Farm. It belonged to a man of that name, and had belonged to his father and grandfather before him. The present man lived there with his wife, and, I gathered, was not a popular individual. He was surly and morose, and had the reputation of being a miser. Apparently he was quite well off, but he refused to keep a servant, making his wife do all the menial work. He had a ferocious temper, and on two or three occasions had been run in before the local Bench for actual physical violence to one of his farm hands, the result being that now he could get no one to work for him. Following up my second theory I asked if he had any children, and was told that he hadn’t. But, I gathered, he occasionally took in a lodger who wanted quiet and rest. I further gathered that the usual duration of the said lodger’s stay was not extensive, as he got neither rest nor quiet for his money. I asked if he had one now, but that the postman couldn’t tell me. He hadn’t heard of one, but then, Spragge’s Farm wasn’t on his beat. So having found out mighty little, I thanked him and he went off. And then, after he’d gone a few yards he turned round and came back. It appeared that he had suddenly remembered that the cards which Spragge had put in one or two of the shops in Rye, advertising that he took in boarders, had been removed recently, the assumption being that possibly he had given up that side line. And that comprised all the information I got.
“Off and on through the morning I had a look at the place, but nothing of the slightest interest did I see. Once a man came out who I assumed was Spragge himself, and I saw the woman two or three times, but except for that there was no sign of life about the farm. And after a while I began to wonder if the whole thing wasn’t capable of some perfectly ordinary explanation; or possibly that the farm itself was not the origin of the lights.
“And then, Peter, there occurred the thing which caused my letter to you and the departure of our womenkind today.”
Hugh lit a cigarette, and I followed suit. Up to date it struck me that the doings had been hardly such as to awake feverish excitement in the breasts of the troops, but I knew my man. Domesticity might have dulled him a little, but he could still spot the genuine article like a terrier spots a rat.
“We will now leave the Marsh,” he continued, “and come to the higher ground where my house is. I’ve got no one near me – my next neighbour being about half a mile away. He, too, commands a view right out to sea, but there all similarity ends between us, I trust. His name is Granger, and he’s a gentleman I’ve got remarkably little use for. In appearance, he is small and measly looking: you see smaller editions in a bit of ripe Stilton. As far as I know he lives alone, save for two servants – one a great bullock of a man who looks like a prizefighter, the other an elderly female who cooks. I got those details from my own staff, because I’ve never been inside his house myself. In fact, the only time I’ve met the blighter is occasionally out walking, when he is invariably accompanied by this professional pug. And it was on one such occasion that he stopped and spoke to me.
“‘Captain Drummond, I believe,’ he said.
“I admitted the soft impeachment, and wondered what was coming.
“‘You and your wife must forgive my not calling on you,’ he went on jerkily. ‘I am a recluse, Captain Drummond, and my health is not of the best.’
“He rambled on, and when he’d finished I assured him that it did not matter in the least, and that we quite understood. I didn’t add that the only thing we wouldn’t forgive him for was if he did call, and we parted, leaving me with two very distinct impressions.
“The first was that, in spite of his name, the man was not pure English. There was a distinct trace of an accent in his voice, though I couldn’t decide what. The second was that he was afraid of something. The whole time he was talking to me his eyes had been darting this way and that, as if he was perpetually on the lookout for some unexpected danger. Of course, it might have been only a mannerism, but that was the impression he gave me, and subsequent gossip confirmed my idea. The man was frightened, though whether of a specific individual or of people at large I didn’t know.
“It appeared he had taken the house very soon after the war, and had immediately proceeded to fortify the place like a prison. There was already a high wall all round the house, and his first act was to have the top of it covered with a double row of long crossed steel spikes. His next performance was to have the existing open gates for the drive replaced by two heavy wooden ones whose tops were also covered with the same contraption of spikes. These were kept permanently locked, and the only way of getting in was through a small wicket let into one of them. But this was also kept locked, and before it could be opened a tremendous ceremony had to be gone through. My informant on all this once again was the postman. When the time came for the various errand boys to bring the provisions for the day, the prizefighter took up his position by the wicket gate. When the bell rang he opened it and took the meat, or whatever it was, from the boy. Then everything was shut up again as before. The same with the postman, too. On the rare occasions when Mr Granger got a letter he handed it to the bodyguard through the gate; he was never allowed to go up to the front door.
“But that wasn’t all; I’ve only mentioned the outer line of defences up to date. The inner was just as thorough. Every window in the house was protected on the outside by iron bars, exactly like a prison cell. Even the attics had them; not only the ground floor rooms. That work was done by a local man, so the countryside got full information – but a London firm was employed for other things, of which only vague rumours got round. Burglar alarms of the most modern type were installed, and trip wires in the grounds which rang gongs, and the Lord knows what else.
“However, there is no good elaborating the details. I’ve told you enough already to show you that my neighbour not only resented intrusion, but was determined to stop it. Naturally, in a country place like this the inhabitants buzzed like a hive of bees with curiosity, though when I took my place three years after, the excitement had died down. They had become used to him, and the generally accepted theory was that he was an eccentric who lived in terror of burglars. Colour was added to that idea by the doctor who, on one occasion, was called in to see him. It appeared that everything short of blindfolding the medico was done to prevent him seeing anything. He was rushed from the wicket gate to the front door, through the hall and up to the bedroom. And when he got there the prizefighter remained in the room. Mark you, Peter, the doctor man told me this himself.
“He waited for the servant to go, and when he showed every intention of staying, he stuck in his toes. He told Granger, who was in bed, that he was not in the habit of having a third person in the room when he was examining a patient unless that person was a qualified nurse. Granger answered very querulously that the man was his confidential valet and that he wished him to stay. The doctor replied to the effect that he didn’t care a damn what he was, but that if he didn’t clear out of the room Mr Granger would have to obtain another doctor. Well, the long and the short of it was, that, after a while, and very reluctantly, the servant left the room, and the doctor got on with his job. As he said to me, he didn’t really mind in the slightest if the man remained or if he didn’t, but he was determined to see what would happen if he insisted.
“After he had made his examination, and prescribed something or other, he glanced round the room.
“‘Lovely things you’ve got here, Mr Granger,’ he remarked casually.
“The invalid struck a little bell beside the bed, and the servant entered so quickly that he must have been just outside the door.
“‘Show the doctor out,’ said the sick man irritably. ‘And I’ll let you know, Doctor Sinclair, if I want you again.’
“Now the doctor, though one of the best, has the devil of a temper. And he let drive at that.
“‘Your ca
se is not one that I care to continue treating,’ he said coldly. ‘It is not your bodily health that requires attention, but your manners. My fee is half a guinea.’
“For a moment or two, so he told me, he thought the prize-fighter was going to strike him, but Granger pulled himself together.
“‘Forgive me, doctor,’ he said. ‘I’m not feeling my best today. Yes, there are some lovely things in this room, and, in fact, all over the house. That is why I have taken these somewhat elaborate precautions against unauthorised people gaining an entrance. A burglar’s paradise, my dear sir; a burglar’s paradise. I trust you will forgive my momentary irritability, and continue as my medical attendant.’
“By that time Sinclair’s anger had evaporated, and he said no more. And when he did go back next day the valet made no attempt to remain in the room. Even the precautions of the first day were relaxed a little, and he didn’t have the impression that he was being marched along under an armed guard. But no time was wasted lingering about the house, and no further mention was made of what was in it.
“This yarn of the doctor’s, as I say, was taken by most people to confirm the theory that Granger was frightened of burglars. And one has certainly heard of cases where miserly eccentrics have lived for years surrounded by their treasures, and protected by every sort of mechanical device. But though I said nothing about it at the time the solution didn’t quite satisfy me. Even the most suspicious recluse would hardly suspect a respectable medical man of any desire to steal the spoons. So, why these elaborate precautions on the occasion of his visit? Was it eccentricity on Granger’s part which was almost akin to insanity: the result of a fear so great that he suspected any and everyone without exception? Or was it something deeper than that; and if so, what?
“Well, I set to work to puzzle it out. The first idea that occurred to me was that he was afraid for his life. That, again, was open to the same objection. You don’t expect a doctor to pinch your spoons, but even less do you anticipate that he will murder you. So I dismissed that theory, and tried another. Was there something to conceal in the house which he didn’t wish the doctor to see? Remember, the doctor is the only human being, as far as I know, who has ever been in the house from the outside world. I worked along that line for a bit, saying nothing to anybody, and the more I thought of it the more did I become convinced that I was on the right track. Of course, it was possible that he was afraid that the doctor might spot some of the inner secrets of his defences, but again the same darned old objection. If he did he was hardly likely to run round revealing his discovery to bands of burglars. So what was the mystery? If I was right, what was hidden inside? Was it a human being? Possibly, but the idea presented difficulties. Remember, Granger has been there for six years, and, in spite of all his safeguards, it would have been difficult to keep a fourth person in the house for all that time without someone spotting it. And if it wasn’t a human being it must be some object. But surely it would have been perfectly simple to hide it away so that the doctor couldn’t see it during his quick walk through the house. So there I was up against a blank wall once more. And after a while I gave up worrying over the blamed thing; it wasn’t worth it. Perhaps someday the mystery, if any, would come out, and in the meantime I, outwardly, at any rate, subscribed to the theory that Mr Granger was an eccentric old man who did not want to be disturbed, and had taken damned good care that he shouldn’t be. Sorry for all this hot air, Peter, but I had to make it clear to you. We will now get on a bit quicker. The morning after I had seen the lights on the Marsh I went out for a stroll to the village. And that meant I had to go past Granger’s house. Now don’t forget that all my cogitations on his ménage had taken place months ago: I had long given up worrying my head about it. So that what happened cannot be fancy or imagination due to my suspicions. About a quarter of a mile before I got to his gates who should I see coming along the road but the man himself and his tame bruiser. Now on the rare occasions when I had met him we had always stopped and had a few words – generally platitudes about the weather. And as usual I halted as I came abreast of him and passed the time of day. He was a bit more affable than usual for some reason: in fact, he even managed to crack a smile over something that I said. And then, for some unknown reason, I mentioned the lights I’d seen on the Marsh. It was just a sudden impulse said without thought.
“Good Lord! Peter, I thought the man had gone mad. He stared at me with dilated eyes, and his lower jaw was shaking like a man with ague. And the pug wasn’t much better.
“‘Red and blue lights,’ he stammered foolishly. ‘Red and blue lights.’
“He was croaking in his agitation, and clutching the valet’s arm with two trembling hands.
“‘Where did you see them, Captain Drummond – these lights?’
“But by that time I’d taken a pull at myself: evidently there was a mystery in the offing, and I wasn’t going to be too specific.
“‘Somewhere on Romney Marsh,’ I said vaguely. ‘Why? What’s all the excitement about?’
“‘Red and blue,’ he almost screamed to the valet. ‘Santa Maria! Gaspard – it is he.’
“‘Shut up,’ growled the pug, though his own forehead was wet with sweat.
“But the other was beyond hope: he was in a state of gibbering terror.
“‘Back to the house,’ he kept on muttering. ‘Hurry – for the love of the Virgin.’
“And away the pair of them went down the road with Granger clawing at the valet, and the valet glancing this way and that over his shoulder, as if he expected someone to materialise out of the hedge. For a while I stood staring after them foolishly: the whole thing was so totally unexpected. Then I followed them at a discreet distance, feeling a strong desire to laugh. They looked so damned ridiculous. Granger, as I think I’ve mentioned, is a little man, and to see him hopping along beside that vast bullock of a valet who every now and then broke into a shambling run had its humorous aspect. They reached their front gate, and while the pug was fumbling with his key to open the wicket Granger kept dancing about in his agitation. Then they disappeared, and I heard an iron bar clang home. The fortress had been reached in safety.”
Hugh paused and looked at me with a grin.
“Getting a bit nearer the meat juice, ain’t we, Peter? Why should the fact that a red and blue light had been flashed on Romney Marsh inspire terror in the breasts of our Mr Granger and his pugilistic companion? And no mild form of terror either. For if I’m a judge that man was sick with fear for his life.”
“It would seem,” I murmured mildly, “that the problem is one which can hardly be solved on paper. And since our wives are at Le Touquet, it might help to pass the agonising time till they rejoin us, if we–”
“Good lad,” he laughed. “I knew you would.”
“But, look here, Hugh,” I said, “has nothing more happened? Have you seen the lights again?”
“Only once – three nights ago.”
“And you haven’t been down to this place – Spragge’s Farm?”
He shook his head.
“I thought I’d wait for you, Peter. It seemed a crime to keep a thing like this to oneself.”
“Just one small point, old man,” I put in. “What about the police? If your surmise is right: if this man Granger is in fear of his life why hasn’t he told the police about it? Or has he? Because if so–”
“He hasn’t, Peter,” he interrupted. “That I know. The local inspector is a great pal of mine. And since that very objection occurred to me, I made a point of meeting him. I brought the conversation round to Granger – never a difficult thing to do. And I’m convinced that if he had asked for police protection I should have heard of it. Therefore he hasn’t. Why not? Because, laddie, he dare not. That’s my answer to it. It’s what I have thought all along. There is something that man has got to conceal, and he dare not run the risk of bringing the police in.
”
“It sounds feasible,” I agreed. “Anyway what’s the next move?”
“A couple of short ones. Then lunch. And after that we’ll lay out a plan of campaign.”
He led the way and I followed: thus it had always been in the past.
CHAPTER 2
In which we meet two new allies
I don’t pretend for a moment, of course, that there was the slightest excuse to be offered for us. Manifestly the matter was no business of ours. If Mr Granger chose to barricade his house with iron spikes it was his affair, and no one else’s. Still I regret to say that there are people in this world who are as irresistibly drawn to a thick ear atmosphere as a cat is to a saucer of milk. And Hugh Drummond was one of them, having been born that way.
In that way he differed from me: I only acquired the liking by force of his example. And I am bound to admit that had I been the one to see a red and blue light flashing on Romney Marsh, and realised that such a harmless, even peculiar phenomenon produced terror in the breast of my next-door neighbour, I should not have proceeded farther with the matter.
Wherefore the difference of our mental attitudes during lunch is easily understandable. Mine was principally concerned with our official position in the matter: his was entirely occupied with whether the thing was likely to produce some sport.
“My dear Peter,” he said, as the waiter brought the coffee, “we haven’t got any official position in the matter. So that’s that, and there’s no use worrying about it. But it is manifestly the duty of every law-abiding citizen to investigate such a strange pastime as flashing coloured lights on the Marsh. Maybe it is some new method of catching moths: maybe not. Anyway we’re darned well going to see.”
“And the first move?” I asked.