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by J. R. Rain


  But I looked at it now.

  And had an idea.

  * * *

  “If there’s an app to raise the dead,” I said. “Maybe there’s one that will send them back, too.”

  “Yes, sure. Look for it. Geez. Why are you fucking telling me?”

  And so I did...doing my best to figure out the damn iPhone...so different than my own Samsung. There. I was in the Apps store. Something grabbed my shoulder, chomping loudly in my ear, and I screamed like a girl. I did the only thing I could think of, I turned and punched it in the face with everything I had.

  Turns out this had been someone’s little old grandma. She went down in a heap, but was soon picking herself up again.

  I typed quickly in the app store search bar, fingers fumbling: “Return the undead.”

  Nothing came up.

  “Fuck.”

  The sound of chomping filled the night air.

  “Zombie reversal.”

  And there it was. And it was from the same makers of the original app. Something powerful grabbed my shoulder, squeezing. I dropped and rolled and saw them above me, closing in. From the ground, I clicked “upload.”

  It asked for a password.

  “Oh, fuck! Tommy, what’s your password?”

  “You need my password?”

  “Yes, goddammit, I need your password!”

  “Why do you need my password?”

  “I’m downloading the reversal app, you idiot!”

  “Good thinking.”

  “Goddamit, tell me your password.”

  “Um...”

  “Tell me dammit!”

  “It’s, ah, billysmomhassexylegs. All one word.”

  “You’re kidding.”

  “No, I’m not. And she does. Just ask anyone—”

  “Nevermind that.”

  A hand grabbed my ankle. Another grabbed my hair. I screamed as I finished typing in the password, even as I was lifted off the ground...and pulled toward the open mouth of a living skull.

  And from the iPhone issued out a man’s voice. The same man’s voice we’d heard earlier, speaking the same unintelligible nonsense.

  The skeleton lowered its face to mine, intending, I was certain, to take a bite from my cheek and forehead. And, indeed, I was looking deep into its ghost eyes, alight with hellfire.

  But then the zombie paused.

  In fact, the entire graveyard went silent. The gnashing teeth stopped. Hovering just inches above me, the light in the creature’s eye socket winked out.

  And then I was dropped to the ground, where I witnessed the second strangest thing I’d ever seen. The zombies turned and returned to their graves. Whether or not these were the correct graves, I didn’t know. But I watched as one by one, they each stepped down into their respective pits and even had the common courtesy to rebury themselves.

  “Sweet mother of God.”

  * * *

  We were in Tommy’s Ford Explorer.

  The cemetery was quiet. We probably should have headed out of there as fast as we could, perhaps only stopping when we ran out of gas. But...the worst seemed to be over.

  “Someone’s going to know something,” said Tommy. “All the grave sites will have freshly turned soil.”

  “I suppose so.”

  “I mean, word is going to get around that something happened here.”

  I nodded. My upper arm still hurt where a skeleton had recently gripped me tightly. Had this hillside really been filled with the walking dead? “Am I dreaming?” I asked.

  “No, brother. That shit was real, and I’m going to complain about that app, leave it a bad review or something.”

  “It’s gone,” I said. I had been looking at Tommy’s phone a few minutes earlier.

  “What do you mean it’s gone?”

  “Both the summoning and reversal app are gone.”

  We both thought about that, looking at the now-empty cemetery. The Ghost Tree swayed in a small wind.

  “So what do we do?”

  “Play dumb,” I said. “And never talk about it again.”

  “I’m good at playing dumb,” said Tommy, and started his SUV.

  I turned and looked at him. “And you’re never to look at my mom again, dammit.”

  Tommy grinned and pointed the Explorer out of the cemetery. “Like that’s ever going to happen.”

  The End

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  Merlin’s Tomb

  Author’s Note: “Merlin’s Tomb” was, in fact, the opening scene to a much bigger screenplay that never happened. That screenplay was going to be an epic, Indiana Jones-esque adventure about the search for the Holy Lance, or the Spear of Destiny. Except something funny happened along the way to the studios: my Hollywood agent and I had a falling out just as I began the screenplay. I left the agency, and never went back to writing screenplays.

  For those of you who don’t know, the Holy Lance is the very lance used by a Roman Centurion long ago to pierce the side of Christ as he hung on the cross. The lance, or spear, is purported to give great power to its owner. In fact, according to legend, the owner of the lance can rule the earth.

  Fun stuff.

  Napoleon supposedly owned it. And so did Adolph Hitler. Or so the legends go. I mention Hitler here for a reason, as you are about to find out. Der Fuhrer was going to play an important role in my screenplay, and I had thought it might be fun to introduce him in the opening sequence as a lad. Except the screenplay never got written.

  Or, rather, never got completed.

  The opening sequence was indeed written, a sequence that, I think, can stand alone. A sequence that also features one very popular wizard, too. That opening sequence has now since been turned into an easy-to-read short story, which I present to you here now. —J.R. Rain

  Merlin’s Tomb

  The cathedral was majestic. But in young Clifton’s mind, when you’ve seen one stained-glass window, you’ve seen them all.

  “I’m bored,” he announces.

  Monique tugs his hand. “Come, cousin,” she says in her heavy French accent. “Father will be worried. We’d better hurry.”

  But Clifton still lags behind the others in the tour group. “Uncle Gerard hasn’t noticed us for the past thirty minutes.”

  “Well, Father has always been a bit...preoccupied.”

  “You mean a bit boring,” Clifton counters. “He wanted to come here more than we did.”

  “Clifton, you’re on holiday, in France. The least you could do is pretend to be interested.” Monique pauses, letting go of his hand and taking in the great, intricately carved pillars. “It’s not often one tours the St. Francis Cathedral,” Monique observes. “Especially an American such as you. Look about you,” she continued, gesturing to the sun pouring through the majestic stained glass windows. “It is beautiful, no? See how high the ceiling is!” Smiling, she raises her arms and spins around, her fashionable dress with the flower pattern twirling around her.

  The tour guide, who has been talking nearly non-stop to the small group following him, continues: “Legend has it that the sword of Excalibur is hidden here in St. Francis, perhaps within a secret chamber...”

  “Okay, now that’s interesting,” Clifton says. “Excalibur, here?”

  He now, admittedly, views the church with a renewed curiosity. He sees again the walls, which hang with ornate paintings and rich tapestries, and grins. But what catches his attention the most is the gilded bronze door to his right. A massive door, and he wonders what’s behind it.

  Excalibur, perhaps?

  He glances at his uncle, realizing that the man is completely absorbed in the tour. On impulse—after all, most of what Clifton did in his young life was on impulse—he grabs his cousin’s hand and pulls her to one side, where they hide behind a wide cabinet, which just so happened to be next to the gilded, bronze door.

  From here, they can still hear the tour guide, “...of course, that’s just a legend. Just like the one that claims
the bones of Merlin are buried deep beneath the cathedral, forever guarding the sword of Arthur. All of which add to the charm and mystery here at St. Francis, don’t you think?”

  The group, along with Monique’s father, murmur agreement—then turn a corner...and leave the cousins behind.

  “Let’s explore!” Clifton exclaims.

  “Father would be very displeased.”

  “He won’t even know we’re gone,” Clifton argues, adjusting his cap. Like Monique, he is well-dressed with new breeches and stockings. The young duo are fairly well-off, and while raised with the utmost etiquette, Clifton is somewhat prone to mischief. He is, after all, an eleven-year-old boy with an over-active imagination.

  As she is about to protest again, Clifton turns to the big bronze door, ignoring her. “Let’s see what’s in there. Pretty please?”

  And before she can tell him just what she thinks of this ridiculous idea, Clifton pushes the heavy door open. It groans and creaks just enough to make even him nervous. He looks over his shoulder, but they are still alone in the long hallway. He grins, relieved, and winks at his cousin. He pushes the door all the way open.

  “C’mon, Mon.”

  Despite her disapproval and mild protests, Monique soon joins her mischievous cousin—a cousin who was always getting her into trouble—and together they step through the bronze door.

  * * *

  And find themselves in an old sanctuary.

  It’s filled with pews and statues and more stained-glass windows. The place has a reverence that encourages whispers, which is what Clifton does even now.

  “Boy, oh, boy,” he says quetly, literally rubbing his hands together in anticipation. Anticipation for what, exactly, he didn’t know. On second thought, he very much knew: adventure. The guide, after all, had said the magical words of King Arthur, Excalibur...and Merlin!

  Music to any eleven-year-old boy’s ears.

  “I think we’re not supposed to be in here,” Monique protests, whispering as well.

  “Well, he’s in here,” Clifton says softly, pointing toward another boy sitting quietly in the front pew. The dark-haired boy is a couple of years older than Monique and her cousin. He is using a sharpened piece of charcoal to carefully draw on a pad of paper. His blue eyes suddenly glance up at them, study them briefly, then dropped back down to his drawing.

  “Well, I don’t think he’s supposed to be in here, either,” Monique protests.

  From the hallway, Clifton hears the muffled voice of his uncle: “Monique? Clifton? Where the devil have you two gone?”

  “Mon Dieu!” Monique exclaims. “We’d better go find him. He’ll be worried—”

  But as she starts for the bronze door, Clifton takes her hand and leads her down the main aisle toward the lectern. “If your father finds us in here, I’ll get a whipping. He already thinks I’m trouble.”

  “Well, you are.”

  Clifton quickens his pace to the massive lectern and podium. There, the two cousins stand a moment beneath a life-size crucifix of Christ hanging from the cross. Behind them, Gerard’s faint voice is now joined with another voice. The cousins exchange worried looks. And, just as the door to the sanctuary opens, Clifton yanks Monique down behind a massive stone altar.

  Uncle Gerard and a red-faced priest enter the sanctuary through the same bronze door. They spread to either side of the great room. Behind the altar, Clifton raises his finger to his lips, shushing his nervous cousin. Twice the girl nearly stands. Twice Clifton grabs her and holds her down.

  And that’s when the boy feels something curious. He moves closer to the altar, frowning. He next brushes his palm over the stone base.

  “Do you feel that?” he whispers.

  “Feel what?”

  The boy guides his cousin’s hand to the correct spot...and to the cold draft of air.

  “It’s air. Big deal.”

  “Exactly. Air. Which means there’s an opening here.”

  Gerard and the priest finish their search at the back of the long sanctuary, and are now moving up the aisles toward them. As of yet, they have not seen the kids hiding behind the altar on the raised lectern.

  As the men approach, Clifton furiously searches the stone base until he finds a thin seam.

  “They’re coming,” Monique hisses.

  “Help me,” he tells her.

  “Help you do what?”

  “Push. We need to push it open. I’m sure of it. That’s how these things always work.”

  “How do you know that’s how they work?”

  “That’s how they work in Amazing Adventure Tales.”

  “This isn’t a magazine, Clifton. This is real life—”

  “Just help me, will ya?”

  Clifton heaves his shoulder into the altar, grunting, digging his boots into the polished floor. Or trying to. Mostly he slips and slides. He curses under his breath.

  “Scoot over, will ya?” she says, irritated, elbowing her cousin aside to make some room.

  Now, with the two of them pushing, the heavy slab of stone shifts. More cool air blew out through the narrow, dark opening.

  “Push harder!” Clifton whispers.

  “I’m pushing as hard as I can,” Monique hisses.

  As they continue with their efforts, they hear Monique’s father speak to the older, dark-haired boy. “Say there, lad. Have you seen two children in here? A boy and girl?”

  Clifton and Monique pause, gasping slightly, straining to hear the boy’s answer. After a moment of silence, the boy speaks in a heavy German accent: “No. I’m sorry.”

  Her father grunts. Monique breathes a sigh of relief, but Clifton is already pushing again. Just as she leans her shoulder in to help, that’s when it happens: the block of stone opens enough for them to crawl through.

  They do just that. Clifton, always the fearless one, is already crawling forward on hands and knees. He reaches back and grabs his cousin’s wrist.

  “C’mon, Mon,” he whispers from the darkness.

  Monique knows she doesn’t have to follow him. She also knows that this is crazy. Clifton, after all, was nothing but trouble. Except, she secretly liked that about her cousin. He kept things interesting.

  As she debates this internally, she hears a voice from the sanctuary say, “Voices, monsieur. Up there. Near the altar.”

  Monique squeaks, then crawls quickly through the opening, hurting her knees a little in the process. She ignores the pain. Once inside, she and Clifton push the stone shut again.

  They are safe.

  For now.

  * * *

  It is mostly dark, although light from the sanctuary seeps through various cracks in the altar’s old masonry.

  The cousins sit as quietly as they can, not daring to move, as shadows move on the other side of the altar’s secret entryway. Now they hear Gerard and the priest mumbling and searching, clearly confused and irritated.

  Clifton stifles a laugh. Never has he had more fun than this! Well, maybe. But this is certainly in the top three.

  When the shadows finally move away, Monique exhales a sigh of release. Never has she been more nervous in her entire life. Just as she’s about to turn to her trouble-making cousin, he suddenly points behind them.

  “Look there!” he whispers excitedly.

  Monique follows his pointing finger—a finger that is barely illuminated by the light seeping in through the cracks. She sees it too: stairs that wind down into the floor itself, stairs that are hidden by the altar.

  “I betcha no one’s been down there for a hundred of years.”

  “And it can be another hundred years, for all that I care.”

  “C’mon, Mon. Where’s your sense of adventure?”

  “There is no way I’m going down those stairs.”

  “Suit yourself. You can just deal with your dad alone.”

  And with that, Clifton eases forward, and down into the dark opening, his feet alighting on the first step.

  A moment later, he di
sappears.

  Monique, chewing her lip, looks at the stone opening, considers her options, looks back at the dark hole, then says, “Wait for me!”

  * * *

  In the sanctuary, the dark-haired boy has just witnessed two kids seemingly disappear behind the altar. One moment they were there, hiding from this fuddy-duddy man and angry priest, and the next...gone.

  The boy frowns and sets aside his drawings. On long legs, he crosses the room and heads up the short stairs to the raised lectern and altar. Once there, he examines the ancient stone structure closely from all around. Yes, indeed, the two kids are quite gone. But where?

  Now, he moves his hands over the intricately carved stone work...and soon he, too, feels the cool draft of air.

  * * *

  With Clifton one step ahead, the cousins continue down the winding stairs.

  There is no railing, and so the kids use their hands for guidance, sliding along the rough-hewn stone walls, which are sometimes damp with mildew. In fact, they can hear water dripping from somewhere.

  The archaic steps sometimes crumble beneath their weight. Each time they do, Monique squeals a little, only to be hushed by her younger cousin. All in all, it is a precarious descent, especially for Monique in her new shoes.

  At one point, disoriented in the complete darkness, she loses her balance and, gasping and squealing, she falls forward into Clifton. Amazingly, her cousin keeps his footing and catches her. She gets a sever admonishing to stay alert...and then the two kids continue down, down...

  * * *

  “I’m frightened, Clifton,” says Monique. It is at least ten minutes later. They have been traveling in complete darkness for so long. There is only so much darkness a girl could take.

  “Just a little longer, please. I feel a draft.”

  “You and your blasted drafts.”

  “Wait! I see a light ahead! Come on!”

 

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