by Лорен Уиллиг
“The film—” Dempster began, just as his girlfriend said something that included the phrase “obviously disturbed,” before both were drowned out by a clangorous knell that echoed in my ears and made me catch at Colin’s arm for balance. It was a horrible, metallic sound, and it seemed to go on and on, catching the guests in the hall in shimmering waves of sound.
In the corner of the hall, Cate, sans clipboard, was wielding a mallet against a brass gong with considerable vigor and more than a little relish. The tinkle of a fork against a glass would never have been heard in that din. The gong swept everyone away in its wake. The guests stopped gossiping, the waiters stopped circling. Even Joan shut her mouth, although she shot me a look that promised retribution later—and another one, at Dempster, that made me think that the extra-connubial bed wasn’t going to be all that cozy that night.
An expectant hush settled on the room, broken only by the swish of fabric against the floor as someone shifted weight, the click of a glass against someone’s ring, and then even those sounds ceased.
Dinner?
No. It was Micah Stone.
The film star sauntered into the room. The hiss and whisper of conversation faded to nothing beneath the click of his cowboy boots against the marble of the entryway. I was reminded, for no discernible reason, of Charles II making his way between bowing courtiers at Whitehall. Micah Stone had that same sort of lanky grace, that same indefinable saunter, the saunter of a man confident enough to lope rather than stride.
Stone was taller in real life than he appeared on screen. I’d thought it was usually the other way around. Maybe it was just that they paired him with particularly leggy leading ladies. Either way, he made Jeremy, clinging to his left elbow, seem short, stocky, and overdressed, even though Jeremy was a reasonably tall, reasonably fit man, dressed up by dressing down in dark slacks and sport coat. No sport coats for Stone. He was wearing jeans—acid washed—and a T-shirt. It was, appropriately enough, a DreamStone T-shirt, emblazoned with the company’s logo of a large rock. A dreaming rock, presumably.
“Hey!” he said, and everyone in the hallway gazed at him with rapt attention, as though that casual “hey” were the modern answer to “Friends, Romans, countrymen.” His voice was low and deep and very generically American, neither the surfer drawl of the West Coast or the pseudo-English affectations of certain portions of the East. “I see a lot of familiar faces here. Thanks for making it out here—”
“To the ass end of nowhere,” I heard someone whisper.
“—to historic Selwick Hall.” Micah Stone grinned self-deprecatingly, to show he was being silly. Strangely, I felt myself grinning along. Maybe this was what they called charisma? “Where we’ll be filming Much Ado About You. I hope you’re all as excited about this project as I am.”
“Very!” Jeremy assured him enthusiastically.
What a douche bag.
With a nicely calculated head tilt that indicated Jeremy without acknowledging him, Micah Stone said, in that same relaxed, carrying voice, “I’d particularly like to thank the Selwick family, who opened their home for all of us. We all know that having a bunch of film people around is no picnic”—polite titters, some simpers—“but the Selwicks have been nothing but generous.”
Generous? That was a debatable term. The Selwicks were, in fact, being paid a hefty fee for the use of the hall, somewhat less impressive by being divided three ways, a fact I found massively unfair, given that Colin was the only one put out by it. Colin’s share was being plowed back into the hall; Serena’s to purchase a partnership in the gallery at which she worked; and Jeremy’s—well, let’s just say I didn’t know what Jeremy did with his money and I didn’t particularly want to know, although I’d be willing to bet a lot of it went to designer clothing and first-class airfare.
“I’d especially like to thank—”
Micah Stone paused, conducting a leisurely survey of the crowd. Jeremy drew himself up, pre-preening.
“I’d especially like to thank Colin Selwick, for taking us all in and doing it so graciously. Colin? Where are you, Colin?”
Wishing himself anywhere but here, if I knew my Colin.
Colin raised an unenthusiastic hand. He said flatly, “Think nothing of it.”
Fifty-odd pairs of eyes lifted in our direction. But soft, what movie star from yonder hallway beckoned? We were only a modest five steps up, but it was enough to create a potentially unflattering angle. I resisted the urge to pull my skirt closer to my legs. Next to me, Joan lifted a hand to her perfectly coiffed hair, putting her best profile forward, sidling closer to Colin. Trollop.
Micah grinned up at the landing. “What are you doing all the way up there? Come on down so we can all give you a hand.”
I made to step back, but Colin clamped my arm in his, leaving me with no choice but to come along with him. His grip was like a vise. Okay, I got it. He wasn’t doing this alone. As we made our way down the stairs, I resisted the urge to do a QE II wave. Royalty might be trained to wave and walk at the same time, but I didn’t trust my own small motor skills. Even if that might take some of the tension out of the evening, my doing a pratfall down the stairs.
We made our way through the hall, and the crowd parted for us as it had for Stone, celebrities by extension. I saw Serena press back into the doorway, making herself as small as possible. Joan’s mouth was pursed in a moue of distaste. She was still elevated above the crowd, on the stairs, but the crowd had shifted and their attention with it.
“Is this Mrs. Selwick?” Micah Stone asked easily, holding out a hand to me.
“No,” I said quickly, before Jeremy could. “I’m Eloise Kelly, official girlfriend in residence.”
Micah Stone took my hand. “Nice to meet you, official girlfriend in residence.” From the fringe of the group, Cate grinned at me and gave a little salute with her clipboard. Stone turned back to Colin. “Nice to finally meet you. Are you sure you wouldn’t like a cameo in the film?”
Colin kept his smile in place, but it was the most unconvincing smile I had ever seen. “I don’t perform to strangers.”
“We’re not strangers here,” Jeremy rushed in. “We’re family! And we’d like to think of DreamStone as part of that family.”
“Uh, yeah,” said Micah Stone, and I found myself liking him more and more, not just because he was a fellow American in a sea of Brits, but because he managed to cut through Jeremy’s pretensions with two nondescript syllables.
If we were playing happy families, though, there was someone they’d forgotten.
“There’s one more Selwick you still have to meet,” I said.
Fine, I knew it wasn’t any of my business, but hadn’t the poor girl been squished enough by seeing her ex here with a new woman? The least I could do was make sure she was introduced to a dashing movie star. Even if Colin was still Not Speaking to her.
Stone leaned towards me, American to American. “Is this the one they keep in the attic?”
Give her a few more hours of this.…“No, this is the pretty one,” I said firmly. I waved a hand in the air. “Serena!”
Serena detached herself reluctantly from the doorframe and made her way slowly forward. Even in the depths of despair, there was a grace about her. There was something about the bruised look around her eyes that made me think of fairy tales and the princesses condemned to dance night after night in the goblin hall beneath the castle. She had the same bewildered air about her as those poor, dancing princesses in my storybook, going through the motions under compulsion, but doing it very prettily all the same.
I could see Dempster behind her, on the stairs, watching. I marked him down for later. If he thought he was getting off the hook for rifling through my notes, he had another think coming.
“My cousin, Serena, is part owner of the Selwick estate,” Jeremy jumped in, oozing confidentially towards Stone. Cousin…stepdaughter…But who was counting? He slid an arm around Serena’s shoulders, staking his claim. “Without her, DreamS
tone wouldn’t be here.”
He had to remind everyone?
“Thanks, Serena,” said Micah Stone. In his deep voice, the name was a caress. I could just hear the squealing teenyboppers. “Nice to meet you. I’m glad they saved the best Selwick for last.”
Serena murmured something inaudible, but socially correct.
“Nice place you have here,” said Stone.
“We like it,” said Jeremy, stepping in front of Colin. “And we hope you do, too.”
I had to give Colin lots of credit. He kept his mouth shut and held on to his temper, even though he was so tightly wound that if you had put a cuckoo in his mouth, he could have struck the hour. As for Serena, she seemed to shrink in on herself even more. Next time I looked, there would be nothing more than a walking pashmina, with no Serena in it at all.
I looked around longingly. Where was that champagne, again?
Stone looked from Colin to Jeremy and came to his own conclusions. Gesturing to Cate and her clipboard, he cut the meet-and-greet short with a seemingly casual, “Shall we head to dinner?”
Under that laid-back exterior, Stone was bright enough to be aware that something was going on, and he didn’t want any part of it. As he raised his hand, I spotted a hemp bracelet on one wrist, the rough strands woven into a braid, like a child’s lower school art project. The entire outfit was designed to make him look young, unthreatening, laid back. But, so far, he was doing a pretty good job of handling Jeremy. I wondered how much of him was for real.
I looked at Joan, artificially blond, clinging to Dempster’s arm; at Serena, so weak and yet strong enough to sell Colin down the river; and then, of course, Jeremy, our own private Mephistopheles. Everyone putting on a false face, playing a role, perpetually engaged in a masque without a script. There was only one person I could trust to be exactly what he was: Colin. I felt a surge of gratitude towards him. He might not always be the easiest person to deal with, but I knew that he was what he was. Always. Whatever he said, he meant.
At one point, I had wondered if Colin, like Augustus Whittlesby, was a secret agent, feigning one thing, doing another. I had searched for clues and double meanings. But Colin? I couldn’t believe that of him. He was, whatever his silences, too fundamentally honest.
I glanced at Colin’s profile as we all moved down the hallway, clustered around the lanky form of Micah Stone, trailing PAs and party guests behind us like streamers. I was going to have to tell him about the job offer, sooner rather than later. If he was honest with me, I should be with him. Wasn’t that part of the growth of the relationship, sharing problems rather than keeping them to oneself? I was very good at the whole getting him to share his problems with me bit, not so good at confiding my own.
After dinner, I promised myself. When we were both mellow with good wine and the relief of the hideous evening being done. Then I would sit him down, tell him my dilemma, and see if he could help me find a way out of it. As I knew from Augustus and Emma, waiting for these things to come out of their own accord was always a mistake.
“Huh?” I said. Someone was talking to me.
I looked around and saw various expressions of horror and disbelief. Cate was stifling a nervous giggle behind one hand. Jeremy looked miffed, but, then, Jeremy generally looked miffed where I was involved.
Oh. It was Micah Stone. And he wasn’t used to being ignored.
Of course, of the lot of them, the one person who didn’t seem to mind my not paying attention to Micah Stone was Micah Stone.
“Sorry!” I said brightly. “I was thinking about something else.”
“Eloise,” said Jeremy, “is an academic. Her mind is often elsewhere.”
“Yeah?” said Micah Stone. “What do you study?”
“English history,” I said. I made a gesture that encompassed the hallway down which we were walking. “This.”
“Eloise,” said Jeremy again, “is only here for a short time.”
For some reason I couldn’t quite explain, the hairs on the back of my neck prickled. I know it’s a cliché, but clichés exist for a reason. Sometimes they’re true.
“I’m here on a fellowship,” I explained to Stone. A fellowship that was about to run out.
“I imagine you’ll miss all this,” Jeremy said meaningfully. “When you go back to America.”
“That’s not for some time yet,” piped up Serena, the first thing she had said. I felt a surge of gratitude towards her. “Isn’t it?”
I could feel Colin looking at me. I didn’t know what to say. “Um.…The lease on my flat runs out pretty soon,” I admitted. “I need to do something about that. Anyway. This is the first time I’ve ever seen a film crew!”
As a diversion, it didn’t do much to divert.
“When?” asked Colin.
“June. June 1.” Only two weeks away. I scratched at a suddenly itchy patch on my arm. “I’m sure I can get them to let me renew. Are most on-location places like this?” I asked Stone desperately.
“Some have worse plumbing,” he said, and we all obediently laughed. He turned to Colin, having correctly marked him out as the man of the house. “We’ll try to stay out of your hair as much as possible while we’re here.”
Jeremy looked distinctly displeased.
“And we’ll try to stay out of yours,” I said.
“Thanks,” said Stone, and seemed to mean it.
“Do you have to redo a lot of takes because of people waving at the camera?” I asked curiously. Thank goodness for the change of subject. Whatever Stone’s next movie, even if it was kung fu meets Marlowe with rappers, I was going to watch it. At the theatre. For full price.
“You don’t even want to know,” said Stone.
“Will be you be able to stay that long?” Jeremy broke in.
Both Stone and I looked at him.
“Being in the movie, I kind of have to be here,” said Stone, as to a slow child. I could see Colin’s lips twitch. Phew. A few more digs at Jeremy, and Colin might even be reconciled to the presence of the film crew. I could have hugged Micah Stone. That is, if I hadn’t thought that would make Colin become unreconciled.
“I meant Eloise,” Jeremy said, his voice smooth, so smooth that one almost missed the ratty edge underneath. “I hear congratulations are due. On your teaching position.”
“Teaching position?” said Colin.
“At Harvard,” I said distractedly. How in the hell had Jeremy known? “I’ve been offered the head teaching fellow slot for 10B. Modern Europe. I haven’t said yes,” I added quickly.
“Or no?” said Jeremy. In his black turtleneck and dark gray sport coat, he reminded me of a modern update of a medieval woodcut of a demon taunting some hapless soul. He had that same sort of smug look about the mouth. If he had a pitchfork, he would have been poking me with it.
“You’re the one,” I said. “You’re the one who’s been going through my notes.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” said Jeremy, just as Dempster had, but whereas Dempster had been genuinely confused, Jeremy seemed just a little too pleased with himself.
Micah Stone moved slightly sideways, disassociating himself from the lot of us.
“Yes, you do,” I said with confidence. There was a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach. I didn’t want to look at Colin, not now that he knew I had been lying to him—well, if not lying, then not being totally forthcoming. “You went through my notes. You read my e-mail. Why?”
Jeremy said nothing. He just kept smiling.
“Christ,” said Colin, and we all looked at him, even Micah Stone. Colin was staring straight at Jeremy, disbelief and disgust writ large across his face. “You’re still looking for it, aren’t you?”
Whatever it was, Serena knew what they were talking about. She edged out from under Jeremy’s arm. Cate raised both eyebrows at me over her clipboard. I shook my head. I had no idea.
“It?” I ventured, not quite touching Colin’s arm.
Colin looked down
at me, and I felt my breath release in a silent sigh of relief. Whatever else, his disgust wasn’t for me. I put my hand on his arm and his hand closed over it, warm and solid.
“Why don’t you tell her, Jeremy,” he said. “Since you find the topic so absorbing.”
Jeremy wasn’t having any of it. For the moment, he seemed to have forgotten the imperative to suck up to Micah Stone. He folded his arms across his chest. “It’s as much mine as it is yours.”
“If it existed,” countered Colin. “Which it doesn’t.”
“It?” I repeated.
“Don’t look at me,” said Micah Stone.
“Why else would you bring her here?” Jeremy nodded at me. “I know what you’re after.”
“Oh, do you?” What went on between us in our bedroom was strictly between me and Colin.
Jeremy dismissed me with a glance. “The old woman’s in on it, too.”
“That ‘old woman’ is your grandmother,” Colin said tensely. “The woman who raised you. You might show a little respect.”
“This is all very entertaining,” said Stone, “but we have food getting cold. Anyone want to tell me what’s going on?”
Colin looked at Jeremy. Jeremy looked at Colin. Serena looked at her shoes. They were very cute shoes—Manolos, unless I missed my guess—but, still.
I sighed. “He,” I said, pointing at Jeremy, “has been going through my notes and my e-mail, looking for something.”
“For the plans,” said Colin.
For a weird moment, past and present collided.
“The plans for the submarine?” I blurted out.
“Er, no,” said Colin, giving me a weird look. “The plans to the house.”
“O-kay,” said Stone.
“Not just any plans,” said Jeremy. “The plans. Why else would you bring in a historian, but to find them? I know what you’re after.”
“I’m after dinner,” said Micah Stone pleasantly. “Anyone else coming?”
“I am!” said Cate, waving her clipboard. “And I have the seating chart.”
“You just want it for yourself,” Jeremy sneered. “That’s what this is all about.”