For Roy Huggins:
colleague, mentor, godfather,
and friend
Principles serve to govern conduct when there are no rules.
—LAPD MANAGEMENT GUIDE
TO DISCIPLINE
Contents
The “Chooch” Letter
1 Use of Force
2 M-417-00
3 Dfar
4 Street Divorce
5 Chooch
6 Defense Rep
7 Super Chief
8 Toking
The “Funeral” Letter
9 Warrant
The Letter of Transmittal
Police Department
10 Panel
11 The People Rule
12 The Dark Side
13 Unit Discovery Officer
14 A.K.A.
15 Badger Games
16 Cop Shop
17 Electronic Evidence
The Arrowhead Letter
18 Clerical Division
19 Den
20 The Black Widow
21 B & E
22 Ex Parte Communication
23 Crossroads and Crossfire
24 The Police Bill of Rights
25 Print Hit
26 Esis
27 Deal
28 Connecting the Dots
29 Tail Job
30 Choir Practice
31 The Pitches Motion
32 The Money Shop
33 The Hat
34 The Three-Flush Rule
35 The Courtesy Report
36 S and J
37 The Ultimate Field Interview
38 A Beginning?
39 The Hot Prowl
40 Backgrounding
41 The Last Dot
42 415
43 Dead End
44 The Code Six Mary
45 Exculpatory Evidence
46 Bor
The Letter to Chooch
Acknowledgments
The “Chooch” Letter
Dear Dad:
Charles Sandoval, who everybody calls Chooch, arrived this afternoon as planned (actually, I picked him up). This is already shaping up as one of my biggest boners. I pulled up at the fancy private school Sandy’s got him enrolled in and I had to go to the principal’s office to sign the pickup permission slip. The principal, John St. John, is a wheezing, hollow-chested geek who seems to honestly hate Chooch. The way he put it was: “That child is from the ninth circle.” I had to ask, too. It’s from Dante’s Inferno. Apparently, the ninth circle is the circle closest to hell. Now that I’ve met Chooch, not an entirely inappropriate analogy. Then, this pale erection with ears hands me a packet of teacher evaluation slips. For a fifteen-year-old, his rap sheet is impressive…pulled fire alarms, and fights in the school cafeteria (food as well as fists). Mr. St. John informs me that they have notified Sandy that Chooch is not to return to the Harvard Westlake School next semester and that I need to get him enrolled elsewhere (like this is all of a sudden supposed to be my problem). But it’s not as if this boy doesn’t have a good reason to be angry. I think I wrote you, he’s a love child with one of Sandy’s old clients. Making matters worse, Sandy doesn’t want him to know how she makes her living, so she’s been shipping him off to boarding schools since third grade.
Needless to say, I had no idea what I was getting into here. Maybe I can last the month until Sandy takes him back or sends him to the next sucker on her list. One way or another, I’ll work it out.
I’m planning to get out to Florida again sometime next year. I was thinking you and I could rent one of those fishing boats like we did last time, drink some beer and cook what we catch over a beach fire. Those memories are treasures in my life.
I know, I know, cut the mush, blah…blah…blah. I miss you, Dad. That’s all for now.
Love,
Your son,
Shane
1
Use of Force
Shane was in deep REM black. Way down there, but still he heard the telephone’s electronic urgency. The sound hung over him, a vague shimmer, way above, up on the surface. Slowly he made his way to it, breaking consciousness, washed in confusion and anger. His bedroom was dark. The digital clock stung his eyeballs with a neon greeting: 2:16 A.M. He found the receiver and pressed it against his ear.
“Yeah,” he said, his voice a croak and a whisper.
“Shane, he’s trying to kill me,” a woman hissed urgently.
“What…who is this?”
“It’s Barbara.” She was whispering, but he could also hear a loud banging coming over the receiver on her end, as if somebody was trying to break down a door.
“He’s trying to kill you?” he repeated, buying time so his mind could focus.
Barbara Molar. He hadn’t seen her in over two months, and then just for a moment at a police department ceremony, last year’s Medal of Valor Awards. Her husband, Ray, had been one of three recipients.
A crash, then: “Jesus, get over here, Shane. Please. He’ll listen to you. He’s nuts, worse than ever.”
Shane heard another crash. Barbara started screaming. He couldn’t make out her next words, then: “Don’t, please…” She was whimpering, the phone was dropped on a hard floor, clattering, bouncing, getting kicked in some desperate struggle.
“Barbara? Barbara?” She didn’t answer. He heard a distant, guttural grunting like a man sometimes makes during sex, or a fight.
Shane got out of bed and started gathering up clothes. He slipped into his pants and grabbed his faded LAPD sweatshirt. He snapped up his ankle gun, hesitated for a moment, then pulled it out, chambered it, and strapped it on. He ran out of his bedroom toward the garage without even looking for his shoes. He was already behind the wheel when he realized he had forgotten that Chooch Sandoval was asleep in the other bedroom. He wasn’t used to having fifteen-year-old houseguests. He knew he shouldn’t leave Chooch alone. The garage door was going up as he backed out his black Acura. Grabbing for his cell phone, he dialed a number from memory. He streaked down the back alley away from his Venice, California, canal house, as cold beach air slipstreamed past the side window onto his face.
Brian “Longboard” Kelly, his boned-out next-door neighbor, picked up the phone. “Whoever this is, fuck you” was the way he came on the line.
“Sorry, Brian, it’s Shane. I got called out, and Chooch is still asleep in the guest bedroom.”
“Chooch? Who the hell…”
“The kid I told you I was taking for the month. Sandy’s kid. He came yesterday.”
“Ohhh, man…”
“Look, Brian, just go over and sleep on my couch. The key is in the pot by the back door.”
“Good place, dickbrain. Who would ever think to look there?”
“Just do it, will ya? I’ll owe ya.”
“Fuckin’ A.” Longboard slammed the phone down in Shane’s ear.
Shane was now at Washington Boulevard. He hung a left and headed the short distance to the Molar house. When they’d still been partners, he’d made this trip at least once a day to pick up Ray, heading across Washington to South Venice Boulevard, through Gangbang Circle, where, once it got dark, the V-Thirteens and Shoreside Crips staged their useless, life-ending street actions, occasionally killing or wounding a tourist from Minnesota by mistake.
He shot across Abbot Kinney Boulevard and turned right onto California, finally coming to Shell Avenue. All the way there, he wondered why Barbara would call him. Why not dial 911? Of course, the answer was sort of obvious after he thought about it. Even though she was scared spitless, she still didn’t want another domestic-violence beef in Ray’s LAPD Internal Affairs jacket. He was a thirty-year veteran with a big pension, which another DV complaint would jeopardiz
e. That pension was an asset that was half hers.
Still, Shane Scully was the last guy Ray Molar would want to see coming through his door, quoting departmental spousal-abuse regulations at two A.M. So why Shane? Why not Ray’s current partner? He guessed he knew that answer, too. She called him because she thought she could control him, use him for protection, then keep him from talking. Also he was handy, only five miles away…. Just like before, he had turned up as the double zero on her slow-turning roulette wheel.
When he got to Ray’s small, wood-sided house, he pulled into the driveway behind Ray’s car and jumped out. The hood was warm on the dark blue Cadillac Brougham; the lights were on in the house. Then he heard muffled screaming.
“Shit, I hate this,” he mumbled softly, feeling the cold grass on his bare feet. He moved toward the house, tried the front door and, to his surprise, found it was open. Reluctantly, he stepped into his ex-partner’s living room.
Ray’s house always seemed delicate and overdecorated. Too much French fleur-de-lis upholstery, too many knickknacks and hanging lamps. It was Barbara’s doing and definitely didn’t seem like the lair of a street monster like Ray Molar. Ray should live in a cave, cooking over an open fire, throwing the gnawed bones over his shoulder.
Shane could hear Barbara’s screams coming from the back of the house, so he moved in that direction. He came through the bedroom door just in time to see Ray Molar hit his slender, blond wife in the solar plexus with the butt end of his black metal street baton. Then, as she doubled over, he expertly swung the nightstick sideways, catching her in the side of the head with a “two from the ring” combat move…a baton-fighting tactic taught to every recruit at the Police Academy. Shane stood frozen, as Barbara, her head bleeding badly, slumped to the floor, almost unconscious.
“Ray…” Shane’s voice, a raspy whisper, cut the temporary silence like a sickle slashing dry wheat. “What’s the story here, buddy?”
Ray Molar swung around. He was at least six-four and weighed over two-forty, with huge shoulders and long arms. He had bristly blond hair and a corded, muscled neck. Adding to these Blutoesque dimensions was a huge jutting jaw and almost total lack of a forehead. “Get the fuck outta here, Scully. We don’t need the Boy Scouts,” Molar growled, his pupils round points of focused hatred.
Shane had seen that look in the street many times before and had come to fear it. “Let’s just back off, slow down, and give it a rest, Ray.” Shane was moving slowly toward him, not wanting any part of the fury and craziness he saw on his ex-partner, but feeling compelled to get close enough to protect Barbara if he swung on her again. When Ray lost control, he could turn instantly murderous. He spewed white rage without thought, violence without reason.
“You got anything to eat?” Shane said, trying to refocus the energy in the room. “I’m starved. Missed dinner. How ’bout I get us a beer and a sandwich, something…. We chill out a little…Cool out…Talk it down…Get solid…”
“You wanna eat somethin’? Eat shit, Scully!” He was halfway between Shane and Barbara, still brandishing the black metal police baton.
“Ray, I don’t want trouble, but you can’t go hitting Barbara with the nightstick, man. You’re gonna fuck her up bad.”
Then Ray started toward Shane, swinging the metal stick in a lose arc in front of him. “Yeah? Who’s gonna stop me, dickwad?”
“Come on, let’s stay frosty here, Ray. Let’s…let’s—” And he stopped talking because he had to duck.
Ray swung the nightstick. It zipped through the air an inch from Shane’s ear. As he was coming back up, Ray swung a fist, hitting him with a left hook that landed on Shane’s right temple, exploding like a pipe bomb, sending him to the floor, ears ringing. Then Ray yanked a small-caliber snubby out of his waistband. It looked to Shane like an off-brand piece, a European handgun of some kind, maybe a Titan Tiger or an Arminus .38, definitely not standard police issue. Ray always kept a “throw-down gun” on him to drop by a body if some street character got funky and had to take a seat on the sky bus.
“Put it away, Ray.”
“You fucking this bitch, too? You fucking her? ’Cause if you ain’t, you should get in line—everybody else is.”
“Come on, Ray, that’s crazy. I never touched your wife; nobody’s messin’ with Barb, and you know it. Why’re you doin’ this?”
“She’s been getting snaked by half the fuckin’ department.” He turned back and glowered at her. “Am I right, baby? Tell him ’bout all the wall jobs you been doin’ in the division garage.”
Barbara groaned. Ray, turning now, aimed the gun at Shane, pulling the hammer back. Shane watched the cylinder begin to rotate on the center post as Ray applied pressure on the trigger. He was strangely mesmerized by the hole in the barrel; a dark eye of damnation, freezing his stomach, dulling his reactions. He was seconds from death…. Almost without realizing it, his right hand slipped down to his ankle, fingers encircling the wood-checked grip of his 9mm automatic. He slid the weapon free.
Shane dove sideways just as Ray fired. The bullet thunked into the wooden doorframe behind him. Shane was operating on instinct now, with no control over what happened next, going with it, not questioning, rolling, coming up prone, his Beretta Mini-Cougar gripped in both hands.
As Ray turned to fire again, Shane squeezed the trigger. The bullet hit Ray Molar in the middle of his simian brow.
Huge head jerking back violently.
Brainpan exploding, catching the 9mm slug.
Then Ray looked directly at Shane as the gun slipped from his meaty paw and thumped onto the carpet. Ray’s pig eyes, bright in that instant, registered hatred and surprise, or maybe Shane was just looking for something human in all that animal ferocity.
Ray Molar took one uncertain step backward and sat on the edge of the bed. Even though his heart was probably still beating, Shane knew that his ex-partner was already dead. But the street monster sat down anyway, almost as if he needed a moment to consider what he should do next or where he should go, momentum and gravity making the decision for him, toppling him forward, thudding him hard, face first, onto the carpet.
Shane looked over at Barbara, who was staring at her dead husband, her mouth agape, her puffed lip split and bleeding.
“Whatta we do now, Shane?” she finally asked.
2
M-417-00
In the seconds after the shots were fired, the bedroom seemed so quiet that he could almost hear dust settle. Then the sharp smell of cordite, mixed with the coppery smell of blood, began to fill his nostrils. Barbara was still on the floor not ten feet from Ray’s body. Shane moved first. He stood slowly, feeling his knees shake as he rose. He stumbled to the dresser and leaned on it heavily, propping himself up for support. They were both trying to digest it, understand what had just happened and comprehend how it would alter, in a ghastly way, events stretching before them. Then, from the floor, Ray Molar farted. Shit ran into his pants as his bowels let loose. The perfect punctuation mark for the past few minutes.
“We need to get a story, Barbara,” Shane said. “This isn’t going to go down smooth. You know how they all feel about Ray.”
“I don’t know…I don’t know…He just…”
“Barbara…”
Her eyes were darting around the room in a desperate escape dance. Her face was also beginning to swell where Ray had hit her on the right side, distorting her natural beauty.
“Tell me,” he prodded softly, “what set him off?”
Somewhere in the distance they could hear the faint wail of a police car.
“Already?” she said, referring to the sirens.
“You were screaming, shots were fired, you’ve got neighbors. Nine-one-one response time is supposed to be less than five minutes. If something more is going on here, I need to know, Babs. You and I, we’re not completely clean, if you know what I mean.”
“I know.” She pulled herself up on the bed and sat. He could see that her hands were shaking as
she brought the back of her wrist up to wipe the blood oozing from the corner of her mouth. Her hand came away with an ugly red streak on the back. “He…he just…I don’t know.”
“He just what? Let’s go, there isn’t much time. What set him off?”
“I got a call yesterday from a woman. She asked me if I’d seen the videotape yet.”
“What videotape?”
“I don’t know. That’s the whole point. I haven’t got any tape, and I told her. She sounded like she was crying. Then she said it was coming in the mail, and it will show me what a cheating bastard Ray was.”
“Who was she?”
“Didn’t say. I didn’t recognize the voice. She just hung up.”
The sirens were now less than a block away as Barbara Molar looked at Shane in desperation. “What’re they gonna do?”
“They’re gonna separate us. Take statements. This is our only chance to coordinate. We need the same story. Stay with me here, Babs. Keep goin’. What happened next?”
“Ray hasn’t been home much since he got his new assignment. He’s been away days at a time, so when he got home tonight, I asked him where he was all the time. I told him what the woman said and he…he just…went nuts. You know his temper, how he gets. You worked patrol with him. He accused me of sleeping with his friends. He called me a whore. He started beating me. I can’t take any more beatings. I can’t. I told him I was going to leave him, and then he chased me into the bathroom. I locked the door and called you. Then he just—”
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