by Robert Low
And the third kind?' I asked, curious now
Brother John shrugged and frowned, waving a hand at the clotted corpses. 'You do not get these in Miklagard much these days but further east, where men are permitted many wives and concubines and the women are kept apart in a place of their own. They have slaves attend them and, if they are male, they have to be. . made harmless.'
Ah. . so they can't hump the big bull's heifers,' chortled Finn with considerable insight.
`How?' I persisted.
`They remove everything, leave you a straw to piss through,' answered Brother John, to be greeted with a chorus of disbelief. 'The Greek-Romans of Miklagard call them castrati.'
There was silence where gorged flies buzzed.
`This is what happened here?' I asked.
Brother John nodded sombrely. 'Yes. It is a Mussulman thing.'
Men grunted, as if dug in the ribs, for Northmen were no strangers to cutting balls, though it was rare -
so rare, I had not seen it myself. Along with cutting a man on the buttocks, it was a klammhog, a shame-stroke that told everyone how unmanned this enemy had been and was done when we considered the defeated warrior's fighting had been cowardly.
There was silence while we chewed over this; then Finn spat on his hands and took up a brace of hand axes and led us all back to the door. Even as the chips flew like snow, it was clear it was too stout for even his strength and fierce anger.
`They built it well,' Sighvat said, 'as a fortress in time of trouble, I am thinking.'
`Burn the door,' I said and men dragged parts of the huge fire in the square over to the door, while others hauled anything that would burn out of the long-abandoned houses of the village.
Then we sat down and waited, while the smoke rose up and the door charred and the dawn fingered a way up into the night sky. I had two men stand watch, got Kvasir and two others to break down one of the mud-brick hovels for the frame-wood and stack it in the house with Starkad's dead.
The two who had served us well on the donkeys were beginning to turn green-black, so they too were added and then it was fired. It was as close to a decent funeral as I could think of and, though the Oathsworn were tired and Kvasir had taken a cut to his side, they raised no protest at it.
The others and myself sat and watched the burning door of the church and put an edge back on blunted axes. I had others collect up the spilled weapons of the dead; though it was generally agreed that those half-moon swords were poor weapons, being single-edged and sharp-pointed for stabbing and little use to a slashing man.
Behind us, the funeral pyre for Starkad's men growled in the wind, for the baked-mud bricks of the house acted like an oven and it would not catch fire, but seemed to glow in the intense heat. Bits of it ran like water.
Radoslav went off, poking about in the houses on his own and came back with a double-handful of something that was a puzzle to him. He held them out, a handful of sharp points. I found a barrel of these iron things,' he said, bemused.
All of us knew what they were, for we had laboured to load similar barrels for Sviatoslav's army when it headed for Sarkel.
`Raven feet,' I said to him, taking one. 'You use them to keep horsemen away from you — like so.' I tossed one and it bounced and rolled and landed, one point upward. Radoslav saw the possibility at once: a carpet of these, scattered like sown seed in front of you. No matter how they landed, one point was always up and just right for piercing the soft flesh under a hoof.
`Calcetrippae,' Brother John said. 'That's what the Romans called them.'
`Whatever the name,' I declared, 'we can take them, too, since we are headed for a land where men fight on horses.'
A good spear, well braced, would do it,' growled Finn. 'Or a Dane axe. A Dane axe is best against horsemen.'
The others nodded and growled their assent and told stories of men they had heard of who cleaved horse and rider in two with one stroke using a long-handled axe. The fire crackled against the door and the night wind breathed down the street; somewhere, the donkeys brayed.
I leaned back, having picked all the bits of dirt, stone and splinters out of my knees that I could find and remembered big-bellied Skapti Halftroll, who could make a Dane axe dance and whirr like a bird wing and would have been one of those one-stroke horse cleavers.
I remembered, too, the inch of throwing spear jutting from his mouth after it had caught him in the back of the neck as we jogged away from the three-handed fight with Starkad and the local villagers — close to two years ago, though it seemed longer. All that skill, that strength, all that Skapti had been or would be, snuffed out by a badly made javelin hurled by a Karelian sheep farmer with his arse hanging out of his breeks.
That was the day Einar had fought Starkad and given him his limp. Starkad. He had gods' luck, that one, to have survived the wound, the vengeful locals and the battle with the Khazars at Sarkel — which we had missed by running off in search of treasure.
Gods' luck, too, to have plucked the Rune Serpent from me, easy as whipping a toy from a squalling baby and even more to have been on the other boat, the one which did not sail into a pack of Arab pirates.
Where was he, with all his gods' luck? Where was he, with my sword?
I had luck of my own, all the same, I thought, feeling my eyelids droop. Odin luck, that gave Starkad the prize, but not the knowledge of what he truly had. .
`Trader. . wake. . Trader.'
I jerked back out of an already shredding dream, blinking into the firelight and the burning-pork stink of the funeral pyre.
Kvasir watched me for a moment longer, expressionless. Had I been calling out? What had I said? I shook the trailing smoke of the dream away.
It is dawn.'
I struggled up, wiping my dry mouth, and he handed me a skin of water, which I took gratefully, squinting at the brightness. It was the promise of a cold, brilliant day; of blue sky, whitecap sea and one of those brass-bright suns that never seemed to get warm. The men were nearby, watching and waiting, while the fire at the church door was out, though the blackened timbers still stood firm, smouldering in the morning air. The funeral-pyre house was out, too, but greasy smoke drifted from it and the building had melted like tallow.
Finn stepped forward, an axe in either hand. He tapped the door, pretended to listen, then turned to the rest of us. `Perhaps they are not home. Should we wait?'
The men chuckled, but I knew there was no way out of the church that could be seen, for I had studied it from all sides. Finn spat on his hands, hefted and swung, settling into the rhythm that boomed like a bell to us and must have sounded like the knell of death to those inside.
In five strokes the blackened wood caved in, exposing the equally blackened bar beyond. In four more strokes, that fell to pieces and the doors crashed open left and right, revealing the gaping maw of blackness inside, doubly dark because of the brightness outside.
Kol yelled, 'Ha!' and rushed forward before anyone could speak; there was a sound like thrumming bees and he shrieked and flew backwards, five arrows in him. A sixth hissed over his head and just missed Finn, who dragged the writhing Kol away from the door by one arm, but by the time he had done that and we had reached him, Kol's shrieks had stopped. His eyes were already glazed, though his heels kicked for a bit longer.
I blinked and squatted beside him. I remembered Kol at the siege of Sarkel, huddled behind his shield as the arrows from the walls shunked into it, as if he was sheltering from rain. And on the steppe at my back, prepared to rush in and fight if I failed to persuade the Pecheneg horsemen to accept silver to let us pass without hindrance.
Gone. Another. I had wanted rid of the Oathsworn so much I had once begged Thor and Loki to intercede and let me loose from the Odin-oath, had then sworn to the Christ to try and be rid of it. But you should be wary of involving the gods in such affairs, for they are cold and cruel and it seemed their way of answering was to get them all killed, one by one. I could almost hear bound Loki laugh.
Kol's death gave us thought on what to do next and Finn came up with a sound plan. With Kvasir and Short Eldgrim, I formed a shieldwall of three, all that would fit abreast in the space, and we lunged forward, knowing what would happen.
The arrows whirred from somewhere unseen, for the step from light to dark lost us our eyesight and, until we gained it back, we simply had to stand and brace. The first flight smacked the shields and we huddled, grunting and sweating, with Finn, Arnor and others sheltering behind, shieldless and double-armed with axes and spears.
The next thrumming sound brought arrows lower, aiming for feet and legs, but we saw them now, seven men behind a barricade of a thick table. Kvasir yelped as an arrow stung his ankle, but the angle was awkward and they bounced and skittered everywhere.
We waited, sweating and breathing in jagged rasps. I could see nothing behind the shield, but Finn, hefting a spear, watched and calculated and, suddenly, yelled, 'Now!'
A slew of axes and spears smashed across the space, just as the archers popped up for another salvo. At the same time, we three hurled forward, roaring out our challenge.
Finn's spear took one full in the chest and hurled him backwards. An axe took another in the shoulder, blade on, a second axe slammed into the head of a third, shaft first.
Then we were on them and Black Robe, spitting curses, hurled himself at me.
We fought across the upturned table and he had clearly done sword-work before, for he knew the moves.
He stabbed out, that serpent's tongue curve of blade darting swiftly, so that my axe swings looked even more clumsy by comparison. I shield-parried, axe-parried, swung, roared and nothing made any difference while, around me, men panted and grunted and shrieked and died.
He had battled shielded men before, but ones of his own sort, with metalled shields, which was his undoing. His breath was ragged and he knew he was done for anyway, but he fought with the savage-grinned panic of a rat in a barrel — and stabbed at the lower half of my shield, which would force it forward and expose my neck.
That tactic worked only on a wooden shield like mine if the point of the sword was rounded and almost blunt, like a good Norse sword. When his sharp point stuck in mine, the alarm showed briefly in those olive-dark eyes and he made another mistake — he tried to pull it out instead of letting go at once and finding another weapon.
When I back-cut, under his outstretched sword-arm, the axe blade went in on the upstroke under his armpit and only the shoulder blade stopped it. He screeched, high and thin like a woman in childbirth, and jerked away, freeing the axe for a downstroke that, because I was clumsy and hasty with panic, did not take him neatly between neck and shoulder, but carved away his bearded jaw on the left side.
Blood and teeth sprayed. One hit me in the eye, making me duck and turn away, which would have been fatal save that he was already gone, backwards and keening, on to the blood-slick flagstones.
Then there was that moment of rasp-breathing, broken by moans of those who hurt so much they wished they were dead, the gurgles of those so near death they can no longer feel the pain. This time, there was also a deal of cursing from Arnor, who had had his nose split by a cut and was bleeding badly. Others moved purposefully among the whimpering Arabs, cutting throats and not being kind about it — the treatment of Starkad's men saw to that.
Finn rolled his shoulders, as if he had just done some gentle exercise, and strolled over to look at the fallen leader, who was still gasping and gurgling, drowning in his own blood. `Messy,' he declared, shaking his head. 'I must show you some points of axe fighting, Orm Trader, for you seem to think you are chopping wood with it.'
`You might be better with a good sword,' Brother John said and indicated the area beyond the litter of bodies. Finn's eyes grew as wide as his grin. Plunder.
It was, too. I had expected the weapons and battle-gear of Starkad's men, perhaps some of the provisions from their vessel, and that would have been worth the death of Kol, even by his reckoning. I had not thought, of course, that these were seasoned pirates, who had been taking easy pickings for some time from merchants unlucky enough not to sail wider around Patmos.
There were ells of cloth, from fine linen to wadmal, barrels and boxes packed with little packets of what appeared to be dust and earth.
There was the yellow one called turmeric and the fine crimson crescents of the fire-plants that could raise blisters on the mouth of the unwary but, if cooked properly with meat, made dishes the Oathsworn could not get enough of.
There were golden mountains of almonds, black, pungent spikes of cloves, great heaps of brown dust which we knew to be cumin and coriander and barrels of instantly recognisable chickpeas.
We stared at it all open-mouthed for, in one moment, we had all become as rich as we had previously been poor, such a change as to leave us stunned — until the realisation of it struck home and we delighted in each fresh discovery.
We laughed when Short Eldgrim unwrapped a packet from
a barrel of them and sneezed so that it flew everywhere, filling the room with a golden dust that made everyone sneeze and weep.
Cinnamon, Brother John told us sternly and Short Eldgrim had just sneezed away a fortune of it.
That sobered us, so that we took more care and uncovered carefully packed and almost fresh produce -
capsicums and the like and small golden-yellow fruits which made your jaws ache, and Brother John said were called limon.
The treasures went on and on: barrels filled with all different kinds of olives, when we had never seen more than one sort in our lives and only since we had come to Miklagard. And pepper both light and dark, as well as leather from the Nile lands.
There were weapons, too — a consignment of spearheads and knives and Greek blades needing hilt-finishing — and three beautiful swords, all clearly made in our homeland so that it made you almost weep to see them.
They were worth more than everything else put together and those blades I took, for they were well smithed and had their story written there, like water, just below the surface of the metal. Vaegir, they were called — wave swords — and that marked them as superior, even though they had little or no decoration on hilt or handle, just good leather grips.
One I took for myself, the other two I gave to Finn and Kvasir, marking them as chosen men, and that pair could not have been happier if I had been handing them out from a gifthrone in a huge hall, like a proper jarl. My first raid had brought them all riches and I felt the power of the jarl torc then.
So we spent the whole day moving all this to the Vokhok, pausing only to give Kol a proper burial, with some of the spearheads and his weapons, in a decent boat-grave marked with white stones. Brother John said his chants and I, as godi, spoke some words of praise to Odin for Kol.
Later, Brother John showed Finn how to cook with the golden Limon-fruits, so that we had minted lamb meat soaked in that juice, chopped and rolled with lentils and barley. We put it in a communal bowl — the same one the Arabs had been using — and ate it with some fresh-made flatbread. It was, by far, better than the ship's provisions — coarse bran bread, pickled mutton, salt fish, and some dried fruit — but I still ate last, after I made sure men were on watch.
We chewed, grinning greasily at each other, fat-cheeked as winter squirrels and our bellies were full of that limon- flavoured lamb when we lolled by a fire near the slow-rolling Volchok, watching the Arabs' ship burn to the waterline; we could not crew it and did not want any we had missed coming after us, full of revenge.
The men were admiring the helms and mail and swords they had, swapping mail shirts that did not fit for ones that did, when Sighvat came up, clutching a leather bag. Men stared; he had his two ravens free of their cages, one perched on either shoulder and there were wary and uncertain looks at that, the mark of a seidr man.
I found this in the gear when we were sorting it out, Trader,' he said, ignoring their glances and handed out a bound parchment. 'It is in that Latin you
read. What does it say?'
I did not know and said so, but Brother John did, for it was Greek and he knew that language well. As he read it, his brow furrowed.
`This is from Choniates, to the Archbishop Honorius of Larnaca, saying that the men who have this message are acting on behalf of one Starkad, who is acting for Choniates and should be given all help. .
and so on and so on. It seems they were to collect something and carry it back to Choniates.'
`Does it say what it is?' I asked as everyone gathered round to listen.
Brother John examined the parchment further, then shook his head and shrugged. 'No, not a word — but it must be expensive if Choniates handed him that sword for it.'
Aye, he had the right of it — Starkad had stolen the runesword for the Greek and then been given it back as payment for a service. If he was paid that richly, it was no small service.
`What is so special about this sword?' Radoslav demanded, scrubbing his head in fury.
There were shrugs. Eyes flicked to me and I smiled at the big Slav — then told him the truth of it, watching him closely as I did so. His eyes went large and round and he licked lips suddenly dry, a lizard look I did not care for much.
`Small wonder, then, that they wanted to avoid us,' he offered, passing it all off as casually as he could, though his fevered eyes spoiled the stone-smoothness he tried for. 'Why was Starkad not here?' he asked, recovering, and it was a good question.
Because he was on a second ship and still looking for Martin. It seemed to me that he had sent his men racing ahead, armed and prepared to undertake this quest for Choniates, but it was my bet Starkad couldn't give the steam off his piss about it, did not want to waste time sailing all the way back to the Great City. He did it for the payment, but he wanted Martin the monk — no, not even that. He wanted that stupid Holy Lance, so he could go home. He had sailed on to Serkland, as rune-bound in his way as we were in ours.