In addition to all these I can remember that Faustina O'Brien came there at least once and the Baedeker girls and young Brewer, who had his nose shot off in the war, and Mr Albrucksburger and Miss Haag, his fiancee, and Ardita FitzPeters and Mr P. Jewett, once head of the American Legion, and Miss Claudia Hip, with a man reputed to be her chauffeur, and a prince of something, whom we called Duke, and whose name, if I ever knew it, I have forgotten.
All these people came to Gatsby's house in the summer.
At nine o'clock, one morning late in July, Gatsby's gorgeous car lurched up the rocky drive to my door and gave out a burst of melody from its three-noted horn. It was the first time he had called on me, though I had gone to two of his parties, mounted in his hydroplane, and, at his urgent invitation, made frequent use of his beach.
'Good morning, old sport. You're having lunch with me today and I thought we'd ride up together.'
He was balancing himself on the dashboard of his car with that resourcefulness of movement that is so peculiarly American - that comes, I suppose, with the absence of lifting work in youth and, even more, with the formless grace of our nervous, sporadic games. This quality was continually breaking through his punctilious manner in the shape of restlessness. He was never quite still; there was always a tapping foot somewhere or the impatient opening and closing of a hand.
He saw me looking with admiration at his car.
'It's pretty, isn't it, old sport?' He jumped off to give me a better view. 'Haven't you ever seen it before?'
I'd seen it. Everybody had seen it. It was a rich cream colour, bright with nickel, swollen here and there in its monstrous length with triumphant hat-boxes and supper-boxes and tool-boxes, and terraced with a labyrinth of windshields that mirrored a dozen suns. Sitting down behind many layers of glass in a sort of green leather conservatory, we started to town.
I had talked with him perhaps half a dozen times in the past month and found, to my disappointment, that he had little to say. So my first impression, that he was a person of some undefined consequence, had gradually faded and he had become simply the proprietor of an elaborate road-house next door.
And then came that disconcerting ride. We hadn't reached West Egg village before Gatsby began leaving his elegant sentences unfinished and slapping himself indecisively on the knee of his caramel-coloured suit.
'Look here, old sport,' he broke out surprisingly, 'what's your opinion of me, anyhow?'
A little overwhelmed, I began the generalized evasions which that question deserves.
'Well, I'm going to tell you something about my life,' he interrupted. 'I don't want you to get a wrong idea of me from all these stories you hear.'
So he was aware of the bizarre accusations that flavoured conversation in his halls.
'I'll tell you God's truth.' His right hand suddenly ordered divine retribution to stand by. 'I am the son of some wealthy people in the Middle West - all dead now. I was brought up in America but educated at Oxford, because all my ancestors have been educated there for many years. It is a family tradition.'
He looked at me sideways - and I knew why Jordan Baker had believed he was lying. He hurried the phrase 'educated at Oxford', or swallowed it, or choked on it, as though it had bothered him before. And with this doubt, his whole statement fell to pieces, and I wondered if there wasn't something a little sinister about him, after all.
'What part of the Middle West?' I inquired casually.
'San Francisco.'
'I see.'
'My family all died and I came into a good deal of money.'
His voice was solemn, as if the memory of that sudden extinction of a clan still haunted him. For a moment I suspected that he was pulling my leg, but a glance at him convinced me otherwise.
'After that I lived like a young rajah in all the capitals of Europe - Paris, Venice, Rome - collecting jewels, chiefly rubies, hunting big game, painting a little, things for myself only, and trying to forget something very sad that had happened to me long ago.'
With an effort I managed to restrain my incredulous laughter. The very phrases were worn so threadbare that they evoked no image except that of a turbaned 'character' leaking sawdust at every pore as he pursued a tiger through the Bois de Boulogne.
'Then came the war, old sport. It was a great relief, and I tried very hard to die, but I seemed to bear an enchanted life. I accepted a commission as first lieutenant when it began. In the Argonne Forest I took the remains of my machine-gun battalion so far forward that there was a half mile gap on either side of us where the infantry couldn't advance. We stayed there two days and two nights, a hundred and thirty men with sixteen Lewis guns, and when the infantry came up at last they found the insignia of three German divisions among the piles of dead. I was promoted to be a major, and every Allied government gave me a decoration - even Montenegro, little Montenegro down on the Adriatic Sea!'
Little Montenegro! He lifted up the words and nodded at them - with his smile. The smile comprehended Montenegro's troubled history and sympathized with the brave struggles of the Montenegrin people. It appreciated fully the chain of national circumstances which had elicited this tribute from Montenegro's warm little heart. My incredulity was submerged in fascination now; it was like skimming hastily through a dozen magazines.
He reached in his pocket, and a piece of metal, slung on a ribbon, fell into my palm.
'That's the one from Montenegro.'
To my astonishment, the thing had an authentic look. 'Orderi di Danilo', ran the circular legend, 'Montenegro, Nicolas Rex'.22
'Turn it.'
'Major Jay Gatsby,' I read, 'For Valour Extraordinary.'
'Here's another thing I always carry. A souvenir of Oxford days. It was taken in Trinity Quad23 - the man on my left is now the Earl of Doncaster.'
It was a photograph of half a dozen young men in blazers loafing in an archway through which were visible a host of spires. There was Gatsby, looking a little, not much, younger - with a cricket bat in his hand.
Then it was all true. I saw the skins of tigers flaming in his palace on the Grand Canal; I saw him opening a chest of rubies to ease, with their crimson-lighted depths, the gnawings of his broken heart.
'I'm going to make a big request of you today,' he said, pocketing his souvenirs with satisfaction, 'so I thought you ought to know something about me. I didn't want you to think I was just some nobody. You see, I usually find myself among strangers because I drift here and there trying to forget the sad things that happened to me.' He hesitated. 'You'll hear about it this afternoon.'
'At lunch?'
'No, this afternoon. I happened to find out that you're taking Miss Baker to tea.'
'Do you mean you're in love with Miss Baker?'
'No, old sport, I'm not. But Miss Baker has kindly consented to speak to you about this matter.'
I hadn't the faintest idea what 'this matter' was, but I was more annoyed than interested. I hadn't asked Jordan to tea in order to discuss Mr Jay Gatsby. I was sure the request would be something utterly fantastic, and for a moment I was sorry I'd ever set foot upon his over-populated lawn.
He wouldn't say another word. His correctness grew on him as we neared the city. We passed Port Roosevelt,24 where there was a glimpse of red-belted ocean-going ships, and sped along a cobbled slum lined with the dark, undeserted saloons of the faded-gilt nineteen-hundreds. Then the valley of ashes opened out on both sides of us, and I had a glimpse of Mrs Wilson straining at the garage pump with panting vitality as we went by.
With fenders spread like wings we scattered light through half Astoria - only half, for as we twisted among the pillars of the elevated I heard the familiar 'jug-jug-spat!' of a motorcycle, and a frantic policeman rode alongside.
'All right, old sport,' called Gatsby. We slowed down. Taking a white card from his wallet, he waved it before the man's eyes.
'Right you are,' agreed the policeman, tipping his cap. 'know you next time, Mr Gatsby. Excuse me!'
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p; 'What was that?' I inquired. 'The picture of Oxford?'
'I was able to do the commissioner a favour once, and he sends me a Christmas card every year.'
Over the great bridge, with the sunlight through the girders making a constant flicker upon the moving cars, with the city rising up across the river in white heaps and sugar lumps all built with a wish out of nonolfactory money. The city seen from the Queensboro Bride is always the city seen for the first time, in its first wild promise of all the mystery and the beauty in the world.
A dead man passed us in a hearse heaped with blooms, followed by two carriages with drawn blinds, and by more cheerful carriages for friends. The friends looked out at us with the tragic eyes and short upper lips of south-eastern Europe, and I was glad that the sight of Gatsby's splendid car was included in their sombre holiday. As we crossed Blackwell's Island a limousine passed us, driven by a white chauffeur, in which sat three modish negroes, two bucks and a girl. I laughed aloud as the yolks of their eyeballs rolled toward us in haughty rivalry.
'Anything can happen now that we've slid over this bridge,' I thought; 'anything at all...'
Even Gatsby could happen, without any particular wonder.
Roaring noon. In a well-fanned Forty-second Street cellar I met Gatsby for lunch. Blinking away the brightness of the street outside, my eyes picked him out obscurely in the anteroom, talking to another man.
'Mr Carraway, this is my friend Mr Wolfshiem.'25
A small, flat-nosed Jew raised his large head and regarded me with two fine growths of hair which luxuriated in either nostril. After a moment I discovered his tiny eyes in the half-darkness.
'- So I took one look at him,' said Mr Wolfshiem, shaking my hand earnestly, 'and what do you think I did?'
'What?' I inquired politely.
But evidently he was not addressing me, for he dropped my hand and covered Gatsby with his expressive nose.
'I handed the money to Katspaugh and I said: "All right Katspaugh, don't pay him a penny till he shuts his mouth." He shut it then and there.'
Gatsby took an arm of each of us and moved forward into the restaurant, whereupon Mr Wolfshiem swallowed a new sentence he was starting and lapsed into a somnambulatory abstraction.
'Highballs?' asked the head waiter.
'This is a nice restaurant here,' said Mr Wolfshiem, looking at the presbyterian nymphs on the ceiling. 'But I like across the street better!'
'Yes, highballs,' agreed Gatsby, and then to Mr Wolfshiem: 'It's too hot over there.'
'Hot and small - yes,' said Mr Wolfshiem, 'but full of memories.'
'What place is that?' I asked.
'The old Metropole.'
'The old Metrople,' brooded Mr Wolfshiem gloomily. 'Filled with faces dead and gone. Filled with friends gone now forever. I can't forget so long as I live the night they shot Rosy Rosenthal there. It was six of us at the table, and Rosy had eat and drunk a lot all evening. When it was almost morning the waiter came up to him with a funny look and says somebody wants to speak to him outside. "All right," says Rosy, and begins to get up, and I pulled him down in his chair.
' "Let the bastards come in here if they want you, Rosy, but don't you, so help me, move outside this room."
'It was four o'clock in the morning then, and if we'd of raised the blinds we'd of seen daylight.'
'Did he go?' I asked innocently.
'Sure he went.' Mr Wolfshiem's nose flashed at me indignantly. 'He turned around in the door and says: "Don't let that waiter take away my coffee!" Then he went out on the sidewalk, and they shot him three times in his full belly and drove away.'
'Four of them were electrocuted,' I said, remembering.
'Five, with Becker.' His nostrils turned to me in an interested way. 'I understand you're looking for a business gonnegtion.'
The juxtaposition of these two remarks was startling. Gatsby answered for me:
'Oh, no,' he exclaimed, 'this isn't the man.'
'No?' Mr Wolfshiem seemed disappointed.
'This is just a friend. I told you we'd talk about that some other time.'
'I beg your pardon,' said Mr Wolfshiem, 'I had a wrong man.'
A succulent hash arrived, and Mr Wolfshiem, forgetting the more sentimental atmosphere of the old Metropole, began to eat with ferocious delicacy. His eyes, meanwhile, roved very slowly all around the room - he completed the arc by turning to inspect the people directly behind. I think that, except for my presence, he would have taken one short glance beneath our own table.
'Look here, old sport,' said Gatsby, leaning toward me, 'I'm afraid I made you a little angry this morning in the car.'
There was the smile again, but this time I held out against it.
'I don't like mysteries,' I answered, 'and I don't understand why you won't come out frankly and tell me what you want. Why has it all got to come through Miss Baker?'
'Oh, it's nothing underhand,' he assured me. 'Miss Baker's a great sportswoman, you know, and she'd never do anything that wasn't all right.'
Suddenly he looked at his watch, jumped up, and hurried from the room, leaving me with Mr Wolfshiem at the table.
'He has to telephone,' said Mr Wolfshiem, following him with his eyes. 'Fine fellow, isn't he? Handsome to look at and a perfect gentleman.'
'Yes.'
'He's an Oggsford man.'
'Oh!'
'He went to Oggsford College in England. You know Oggsford College?'
'I've heard of it.'
'It's one of the most famous colleges in the world.'
'Have you known Gatsby for a long time?' I inquired.
'Several years,' he answered in a gratified way. 'I made the pleasure of his acquaintance just after the war. But I knew I had discovered a man of fine breeding after I talked with him an hour. I said to myself: "There's the kind of man you'd like to take home and introduce to your mother and sister," ' He paused. 'I see you're looking at my cuff buttons.'
I hadn't been looking at them, but I did now. They were composed of oddly familiar pieces of ivory.
'Finest specimens of human molars,' he informed me.
'Well!' I inspected them. 'That's a very interesting idea.'
'Yeah,' He flipped his sleeves up under his coat. 'Yeah, Gatsby's very careful about women. He would never so much as look at a friend's wife.'
When the subject of this instinctive trust returned to the table and sat down Mr Wolfshiem drank his coffee with a jerk and got to his feet.
'I have enjoyed my lunch,' he said, 'and I'm going to run off from you two young men before I outstay my welcome.'
'Don't hurry, Meyer,' said Gatsby, without enthusiasm. Mr Wolfshiem raised his hand in a sort of benediction.
'You're very polite, but I belong to another generation,' he announced solemnly. 'You sit here and discuss your sports and your young ladies and your -' He supplied an imaginary noun with another wave of his hand. 'As for me, I am fifty years old, and I won't impose myself on you any longer.'
As he shook hands and turned away his tragic nose was trembling. I wondered if I had said anything to offend him.
'He becomes very sentimental sometimes,' explained Gatsby. 'This is one of his sentimental days. He's quite a character around New York - a denizen of Broadway.'
'Who is he, anyhow, an actor?'
'No.'
'A dentist?'
'Meyer Wolfshiem? No, he's a gambler.' Gatsby hesitated, then added, coolly: 'He's the man who fixed the World's Series back in 1919.'26
'Fixed the World's Series?' I repeated.
The idea staggered me. I remembered, of course, that the World's Series had been fixed in 1919, but if I had thought of it at all I would have thought of it as a thing that merely happened, the end of some inevitable chain. It never occurred to me that one man could start to play with the faith of fifty million people - with the single-mindedness of a burglar blowing a safe.
'How did he happen to do that?' I asked after a minute.
'He just saw the opp
ortunity.'
'Why isn't he in jail?'
'They can't get him, old sport. He's a smart man.'
I insisted on paying the check. As the waiter brought my change I caught sight of Tom Buchanan across the crowded room.
'Come along with me for a minute,' I said; 'I've got to say hello to someone.'
When he saw us Tom jumped up and took half a dozen steps in our direction.
'Where've you been?' he demanded eagerly. 'Daisy's furious because you haven't called up.'
'This is Mr Gatsby, Mr Buchanan.'
They shook hands briefly, and a strained, unfamiliar look of embarrassment came over Gatsby's face.
'How've you been, anyhow?' demanded Tom of me. 'How'd you happen to come up this far to eat?'
'I've been having lunch with Mr Gatsby.'
I turned toward Mr Gatsby, but he was no longer there.
One October day in nineteen-seventeen -
(said Jordan Baker that afternoon, sitting up very straight on a straight chair in the tea-garden at the Plaza Hotel) - I was walking along from one place to another, half on the sidewalks and half on the lawns. I was happier on the lawns because I had on shoes from England with rubber knobs on the soles that bit into the soft ground. I had on a new plaid skirt also that blew a little in the wind, and whenever this happened the red, white, and blue banners in front of all the houses stretched out stiff and said tut-tut-tut-tut, in a disapproving way.
The largest of the banners and the largest of the lawns belonged to Daisy Fay's house. She was just eighteen, two years older than me, and by far the most popular of all the young girls in Louisville. She dressed in white, and had a little white roadster, and all day long the telephone rang in her house and excited young officers from Camp Taylor27 demanded the privilege of monopolizing her that night. 'Anyways for an hour!'
When I came opposite her house that morning her white roadster was beside the kerb, and she was sitting in it with a lieutenant I had never seen before. They were so engrossed in each other that she didn't see me until I was five feet away.
'Hello, Jordan,' she called unexpectedly. 'Please come here'
I was flattered that she wanted to speak to me, because of all the older girls I admired her most. She asked me if I was going to the Red Cross to make bandages. I was. Well, then, would I tell them that she couldn't come that day? The officer looked at Daisy while she was speaking, in a way that every young girl wants to be looked at sometime, and because it seemed romantic to me I have remembered the incident ever since. His name was Jay Gatsby, and I didn't lay eyes on him again for over four years - even after I'd met him on Long Island I didn't realize it was the same man.
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