by Rob Brydon
James was keen for me to take the role, and we talked around it for a while. He explained that Bryn’s love of technology came from the uncle of his then girlfriend, who had once sat him down and told him all about digital cameras, unaware that James was already in possession of his second. I liked the sound of this and began to improvise around this idea so that James could see if we were both thinking along the same lines.
I took the camera that James had brought with him to the beach that day, and began to invent stuff.
‘Now, this is a digital camera and that means there’s no film in there, none at all, so you never take a bad picture.’
I took a shot of my hand.
‘There we are, now no one wants that, why would they? Not a problem, just press this and it’s deleted, gone, you won’t see that again. And it’s full of features … not sure about this one … sepia, seepia? I’m not sure what it does but I think it’s faulty, it just makes the pictures brown.’
We had a laugh, messing around like this under the glorious Sydney sunshine, finished our remarkably tasty fish and chips and then, with full stomachs, went for a swim.
James later told me that, when he was back in his apartment, he got straight on the phone to Ruth and told her about my riffing around the camera and how they just had to persuade me to do the show.
I’m pleased to say they did.
Acknowledgements
For their help in remembering the things I thought I remembered already but didn’t … Mum and Dad, Pete, David Charles, James Lovell, Jacqueline Gilbrook, Rhys John, David Broughton-Davies, Dougray Scott, Alan Thompson, David Williams, Roger Burnell, James Corden, Steve Coogan, Julia Davis, and David Walliams. For his help in keeping me keeping on and offering invaluable advice along the way, my editor at Penguin, Daniel Bunyard and his team.
MICHAEL JOSEPH
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First published 2011
Copyright © Rob Brydon, 2011
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Welsh Landscape and For Instance by R. S. Thomas © Phoenix, an imprint of The Orion Publishing Group. Extracts from Marion and Geoff and Human Remains scripts © BBC.
All images courtesy of the author except: Rob Brydon meeting Bruce Springsteen © Chris Lopez/Photoshoot; Rob Brydon with Tom Jones and Ruth Jones © Trevor Leighton; press cuttings of ‘Rob Lands a job with Sky’, ‘An Oscar for Sweet Charity?’ and ‘Join the Carousel’ © Glamorgan Gazette.
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Table of Contents
Foreword
PART ONE: ‘Born in the USA’ (The Uplands of Swansea, actually …)
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
PART TWO: ‘Working on a Dream’
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
PART THREE: ‘From Small Things (Big Things One Day Come)’
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Acknowledgements