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  Term: Grave’s disease

  Definition: An autoimmune disorder that affects the thyroid gland and leads to thyroid hyperactivity (hyperthyroidism).

  http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000358.htm

  Term: gynecologist

  Definition: A doctor specializing in the business of the shmirshky.

  Term: Hashimoto’s disease

  Definition: Also called chronic lymphocytic thyroiditis. The immune system attacks the thyroid gland, which causes inflammation and leads to an underactive thyroid (hypothyroidism).

  http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000371.htm

  Term: HDL

  Definition: High-density lipoprotein; the “good” cholesterol.

  http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003496.htm

  Term: HRT

  Definition: Hormone replacement therapy; also called HT (hormone therapy or hormone treatment). HRT is a supplement of hormones to treat the symptoms of PM&M. The hormones are commonly estrogen, progesterone, and testosterone.

  http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/007111.htm

  Term: hyperthyroidism

  Definition: Hyperthyroidism, or an overactive thyroid gland, is usually caused by the autoimmune illness called Grave’s disease. In this condition, the body’s immune system produces an antibody that stimulates the gland to make an excess amount of T3 and T4, the two forms of thyroid hormone. (The 3 and the 4 refer to the number of iodines in that form of the hormone.) If you’re a “hyper,” you may experience some of these symptoms: enlarged thyroid gland (goiter), bulging eyes, sudden weight loss, rapid heartbeat, increased appetite, nervousness and anxiety, irritability, tremor in the hands and fingers, sweating, changes in menstrual patterns, increased sensitivity to heat, more frequent bowel movements, and difficulty sleeping.

  http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000356.htm

  Term: hypothyroidism

  Definition: Hypothyroidism is usually caused by Hashimoto’s disease. The thyroid gland doesn’t produce enough thyroid hormone, which slows down the body’s metabolism. If you’re a “hypo,” you may experience weight gain, increased sensitivity to cold, dry skin and hair, slow pulse, low blood pressure, constipation, depressed mood, muscle aches/weakness, hair loss, low energy, and all kinds of sluggishness.

  http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000353.htm

  Term: hysterectomy

  Definition: An operation in which the uterus is removed.

  http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/002915.htm

  Term: incontinence

  Definition: Incontinence refers to the loss of bladder control. For shmirshkies, this can mean anything from mild drips to full-on floods.

  http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/urinaryincontinence.html

  Term: LDL

  Definition: Low-density lipoprotein; the “bad” cholesterol. Too much LDL in the blood can clog your arteries.

  http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003495.htm

  Term: male menopause

  Definition: The term male menopause is a bit misleading, since erlicks don’t have a menstrual cycle. What male menopause typically refers to is the decrease in testosterone levels in middle-aged men, often resulting in menopause-like symptoms including fatigue, depression, physical weakness, and a lower libido.

  http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/male-menopause/MC00058

  Term: mammogram

  Definition: An X-ray picture of the breasts. It is used to find tumors and to help tell the difference between noncancerous (benign) and cancerous (malignant) disease.

  http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003380.htm

  Term: menopause

  Definition: The time in a shmirshky’s life when her period stops.73 The term menopause is often casually used in reference to the perimenopause experience; however, technically, menopause is the point in time when a shmirshky has been without her period for twelve consecutive months.

  http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/menopause.html

  http://www.menopause.org/Portals/0/Content/PDF/A.pdf

  Term: natural hormone

  Definition: A hormone originally derived from a plant or animal source.

  Term: osteoporosis

  Definition: A medical condition in which the bones become brittle, typically as a result of a hormonal deficiency or reduced calcium or vitamin D levels. Shmirshkies in PM&M experience a decrease in estrogen, which can contribute to osteoporosis.

  http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000360.htm

  Term: Pap smear

  Definition: An examination of cells scraped from the cervix. This sampling is then examined under a microscope by a pathologist to determine if any of the cells are cancerous or precancerous.

  http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003911.htm

  Term: perimenopause

  Definition: A time in a shmirshky’s life that no one ever mentioned to me, probably because I would have requested a sex change immediately. Typically, perimenopause is the six- to ten-year symptom-laden span of time before a shmirshky finally stops getting her period for twelve consecutive months. Often when people say, “I’m going through menopause,” they are describing the perimenopausal part of the journey.

  http://www.menopause.org/glossary.aspx

  Term: PMS

  Definition: Premenstrual syndrome; the symptoms that shmirshkies often get before their period arrives. Symptoms may include bloating, constipation, cravings, sore breasts, headache, and feeling unusually emotional, irritable, tired, anxious, or depressed, just to name a few. (Sounds like fun, right?)

  http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/001505.htm

  Term: postmenopause

  Definition: Yet another time in a shmirshky’s life that is not discussed. Postmenopause begins about five years after a shmirshky has reached the point of menopause and continues throughout the rest of her life. A shmirshky in postmenopause typically would have permanently reduced hormone levels. I’m not quite there yet, but I am hoping postmenopause won’t involve any postgraduate work.

  http://www.menopause.org/Portals/0/Content/PDF/A.pdf

  Term: Premarin

  Definition: A hormone replacement made from the urine of pregnant horses, which was reported on in the 2002 Women’s Health Initiative studies.

  http://www.drugs.com/premarin.html

  Term: premature menopause

  Definition: Most shmirshkies begin to experience PM&M symptoms in their forties or fifties. Early PM&M storms can also occur for some shmirshkies. If a shmirshky’s period is gone for twelve consecutive months or more, before the age of forty, this is currently known as premature menopause. Many resources say premature menopause can be a result of one’s genetic makeup, an illness, or medical procedures; however, some restrict it to only natural (nonsurgical) causes.

  http://www.menopause.org/Portals/0/Content/pdf/A.pdf

  Term: premenopause

  Definition: This is a confusing and sort of antiquated term that is generally being phased out. Technically, premenopause means the entire time in a shmirshky’s life before menopause, but that is a bit too broad to be useful.

  http://www.menopause.org/Portals/0/Content/PDF/A.pdf

  Term: progesterone

  Definition: The hormone that stimulates the uterus and gets it ready for pregnancy. Progesterone also regulates the monthly menstrual cycle. Low levels of progesterone can impact your mood and cause irritability, among other things.

  http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/menopause.html

  http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=5060

  Term: Progestin

  Definition: A nonbioidentical form of HRT, intended to supplement low levels of progesterone in the body.

  http://www.thefreedictionary.com/progestin

  Term: Provera

  Definition: A synthetic progesterone included in the 2002 Women’s Health Initiative studies.
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  http://www.drugs.com/pdr/provera.html

  Term: synthetic hormone

  Definition: A hormone whose chemical structure has been altered in a laboratory.

  Term: synthroid

  Definition: Medication commonly used to treat hypothyroidism.

  Term: T3 and T4

  Definition: Thyroid hormones that get released into the bloodstream and control the body’s metabolism. The 3 and the 4 refer to the number of iodine molecules in that form of the hormone.

  http://www.endocrineweb.com/thyfunction.html

  Term: testosterone (free and total)

  Definition: Free testosterone is the unbound, metabolically active testosterone. Total testosterone includes both the free and bound testosterone. In shmirshkies, the ovaries produce testosterone. This benefits shmirshkies by helping to maintain a healthy libido, strong bones, muscle mass, and mental stability.

  http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=5747

  Term: thyroid condition

  Definition: A condition that affects the thyroid gland, such as hyperthyroidism, hypothyroidism, and others.

  http://www.endocrineweb.com/thyfunction.html

  Term: thyroid gland

  Definition: A small, two-lobed gland in your neck that uses iodine to make thyroid hormones that help regulate your metabolism.

  http://www.endocrineweb.com/thyfunction.html

  Term: triglycerides

  Definition: Molecules of fatty acid produced in your body and from foods, which are stored in fat cells in your body.

  http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003493.htm

  Term: TSH

  Definition: Thyroid stimulating hormone. An imbalance in your TSH levels is one of the main indicators of a thyroid condition.

  http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003684.htm

  Term: Type A

  Definition: Type A people are known for their impatience, aggressiveness, and competitiveness.

  http://stress.about.com/od/understandingstress/a/type_a_person.htm

  Term: Type B

  Definition: Type B folks are known for having a lack of aggressiveness and tension.

  http://www.answers.com/topic/type-b-personality

  Term: ultrasound scan

  Definition: Ultrasound uses high-frequency sound waves to take pictures of the internal systems of the body. There is no exposure to radiation. You don’t feel a thing!

  http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003336.htm

  Term: Vitamin D3

  Definition: This vitamin, named after my husband’s first initial, is typically absorbed from sunlight through the skin. D3 helps to maintain normal blood levels of calcium and phosphorus, and helps keep your bones nice and strong.

  http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/druginfo/natural/patient-vitamind.html

  Term: WHI

  Definition: The Women’s Health Initiative, which was created by the National Heart, Lung, and Blood Institute, a division of the National Institutes of Health under the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. The WHI conducted a series of clinical trials and observational studies on postmenopausal shmirshkies.

  http://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/whi

  hormone therapy menu

  • Oral or tablet form: This is the most common type of hormone therapy. When swallowed, the medication immediately travels to the liver (via the gastrointestinal tract), where the majority of the hormone is metabolized (deactivated); then a small fraction of active hormone goes into the bloodstream.

  • Patches: These are applied to your skin below your waist—for example, on your stomach, thigh, bottom, or hip (swab the area with alcohol first, and the patch will stick better). Patches need to be changed once or twice a week depending on your prescription and your needs. It is best to place them in a different location each time to prevent skin irritation.

  • Implants: These are small pellets that are inserted into the fat under the skin. This process is carried out with a local anesthetic in your doctor’s office. These implants last about four to six months.

  • Transdermal creams, gels, and sprays: These can be applied to the skin, usually once or twice daily. After application, the medication is absorbed into the bloodstream.

  • Vaginal treatments: These come as tablets or creams that are inserted into the shmirshky, similar to a suppository. They can help to ease vaginal discomfort. There is also a vaginal ring available, which can be left in the shmirshky for three months. It slowly releases estradiol (the most potent form of the three natural estrogens) into the vaginal tissues. Estriol, the weakest form of estrogen, can also be applied into the shmirshky in the form of vaginal creams. It may ease frequent urination or urgency and painful intercourse.

  • Sublingual: These are liquids or tablets. At present, these are only available from compounding pharmacies.74

  Patches, implants, gels, creams, sprays, and sublingual methods all transmit hormones to your body first through your bloodstream, making a first pass to their sites of action and then ultimately degrading in the liver. Because these methods do not go directly through the gastrointestinal tract, you can keep the dose much lower than with the oral or tablet form.

  hormone therapy brands75

  Estrogen

  Brand (hormone): Alora (estradiol)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: generic cream, gel, pill (oral), patch

  Brand (hormone): Bi-est (estradiol, estriol)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: generic cream, gel, pill

  Brand (hormone): Cenestin (conjugated estrogens)

  Bioidentical: No

  Application: pill

  Brand (hormone): Climara (estradiol)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: patch

  Brand (hormone): Delestrogen (estradiol valerate)

  Bioidentical: No

  Application: injection

  Brand (hormone): Depo-Estradiol (estradiol cypionate)

  Bioidentical: No

  Application: injection

  Brand (hormone): Divigel (estradiol)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: gel

  Brand (hormone): Elestrin (estradiol)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: gel

  Brand (hormone): Enjuvia (conjugated estrogens)

  Bioidentical: No

  Application: pill

  Brand (hormone): Esclim (estradiol)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: patch

  Brand (hormone): Estrace (estradiol)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: cream, pill

  Brand (hormone): Estraderm (estradiol)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: patch

  Brand (hormone): Estradiol (estradiol)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: various generics, compounded implant, cream, capsule, suppository

  Brand (hormone): Estrasorb (estradiol)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: gel

  Brand (hormone): Estring (estradiol)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: vaginal ring

  Brand (hormone): EstroGel (estradiol)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: gel

  Brand (hormone): Evamist (estradiol)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: transdermal spray

  Brand (hormone): Femring (estradiol acetate)

  Bioidentical: No

  Application: vaginal ring

  Brand (hormone): Femtrace (estradiol acetate)

  Bioidentical: No

  Application: pill

  Brand (hormone): Gynodiol (estradiol)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: pill

  Brand (hormone): Innofem (estradiol)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: pill

  Brand (hormone): Menest (esterified estrogens)

  Bioidentical:
No

  Application: pill

  Brand (hormone): Menostar (estradiol)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: gel

  Brand (hormone): Ogen (estropipate)

  Bioidentical: No

  Application: cream, pill

  Brand (hormone): Ortho-Est (estropipate)

  Bioidentical: No

  Application: pill

  Brand (hormone): Premarin (conjugated estrogens)

  Bioidentical: No

  Application: cream, pill

  Brand (hormone): Tri-est (estrone, estradiol, estriol)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: generic and compounded cream, gel, pill

  Brand (hormone): Vagifem (estradiol)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: vaginal tablet

  Brand (hormone): Vivelle (estradiol)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: patch

  Brand (hormone): Vivelle-Dot (estradiol)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: patch

  Progesterone

  Brand (hormone): Crinone (progesterone)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: vaginal gel

  Brand (hormone): Endometrim (progesterone)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: vaginal insert

  Brand (hormone): Prochieve (progesterone)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: vaginal gel

  Brand (hormone): Progesterone (progesterone)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: generic and compounded cream, gel, suppository, capsule, injection

  Brand (hormone): Prometrium (progesterone)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: pill, capsule

  Brand (hormone): Provera (medroxyprogesterone acetate)

  Bioidentical: No

  Application: pill, capsule

  Testosterone

  Brand (hormone): Androderm (testosterone)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: gel

  Brand (hormone): AndroGel (testosterone)

  Bioidentical: Yes

  Application: cream

  Brand (hormone): Delatestryl (testosterone enanthate)

  Bioidentical: No

  Application: injection

  Brand (hormone): Depo-Testosterone (testosterone cypionate)

  Bioidentical: No

  Application: injection

  Brand (hormone): Striant (testosterone)

  Bioidentical: Yes

 

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