17. NTNON publicity shot.
18. Why is Rowan holding the trophy?
19. Sassy stand-up, 1981.
20. Born to be wild… Except I wasn’t really riding that and the outfit wasn’t mine! At sixteen.
21. Trompe l’oeil flash!
22. Siren with double-jointed elbow.
23. In Bali, 1980, trying to forget the hairy Scotsman.
24. The start of my bad hair decade.
25. ‘Tiger in a tankini’ – Jamie and Scarlett in Fiji.
26. Daisy’s first birthday – with Cara in a party mask.
27. Our Fiji wedding.
28. I thought he should be shirtless . . .
29. ‘The spider and the gadfly’ – Daisy and me at Halloween, 1991.
30. ‘Hag and bones’ – with Scarlett age five.
31. ‘Puppy love’ – with Scarlett (left) and Amy, 1995.
32. ‘Fearless symmetry’ – Cara, the year she came to live with us.
33. California kids (l–r): Amy, Daisy, Scarlett, 1991.
34. ‘Snap freeze’ – Deer Valley, Utah, in 1998.
35. ‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun’ – my forty-fifth birthday party.
36. One too many piña coladas – with Sharon in Hawaii.
37. ‘Feeling kilty’ – at Dad’s funeral.
38. A Cool Yule: Christmas 2006, at Grand Central Station, NYC. With (l–r) Amy, Daisy, Scarlett, Billy and Jamie.
39. The Graduate.
40. ‘Mortally bored’ – the new doctor’s brood after a long graduation ceremony.
41. Sunset Crew – Maui, 1996.
42. Jelly baby – Palau, 2011.
43. ‘But I didn’t get you anything!’ Papua New Guinea, 2012.
44. ‘Did someone forget to brush her teeth?’ James and me doing the Viennese Waltz during the Strictly tour.
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