The future was uncertain again and in a good way. It was a premonition, like poetry coming on, its aura. The way things had to begin again, had to exist before they could mean anything. Ralph stood up and turned to leave. He took up the bag and put on his damp hat, flexing his leg where the scar was tight again, reminding him. Then he set off, filling his lungs with dry air, crossing the metalled road, following the dusty track down through rock and scrub. It would take him through the valley to the sea. La Vall de Santa Creu. There were stands of broom in flower and the scent of jasmine. He found some ripe blackberries and picked them. They were tart and sweet at the same time, their seeds sticking in his teeth. Ralph took a swig of water and swallowed. It had the brackish taste of soil and rock. He never thought he would die.
Claire-Louise Bennett
Control Knobs
When I moved in here all three control knobs on the cooker were intact and working just fine. Three control knobs on a cooker probably doesn’t sound like very many to most people because, nowadays, in addition to hardly anyone ever saying nowadays, very few people own what’s known as a mini-kitchen, and those people who do are probably the same people who continue to unfurl the phrase nowadays. This domestic throwback comprises two electric rings, which are managed by the top and second control knobs, and an oven-grill, which is activated by the bottom control knob. Easy-peasy. I was informed when I first looked around the cottage that my culinary ambitions need not be in any way hampered by the diminutive dimensions of this appliance and naturally I believed my future landlady when she assured me she’d roasted whole legs of lamb in that oven for up to eleven people – however, I’d like to know where they all sat. I get the impression though that she prepared huge hearty spreads which were subsequently passed out through the window and taken off down the garden – I think outdoor feasting was the sort of thing that frequently went on here for a while. I have no complaints anyhow about the oven’s performance; despite the fact that its wattage output is so modest it’s a technical impossibility to switch on the larger ring when the oven or grill is in use, it generates a snug heat, and the meat is always impressively tender. In fact, in fairness to it, birds, shanks, potatoes, squash, all do very nicely in there, and of course it’s cheap, economical, to run. I’ve even got round its démodé appearance which smacks so unpleasantly of digs and hot knives; I’ve propped a mirror along the back edge of it so that now to all appearances it has four rings too, just like anyone else’s hob. People said the mirror would get hot and crack and of course the mirror got very hot and cracked but once the glass had cracked three times it didn’t crack again. Perhaps that was all the tension it had in it to be got rid of, because those three cracks occurred in quick succession right at the beginning and, as I’ve said, there’s been not a splinter since.
I have never bought an oven and I don’t know how long one can expect an oven to keep going before the time has come to replace it but I’m beginning to suspect mine is very old and its days numbered. Not that there’s anything wrong with it – it still functions very effectively in fact – the difficulty is with getting it to function; the control knobs are deteriorating you see. When the first one goes it’s no big deal, it’s easy enough to slide off one of the other control knobs connected to a part of the oven not in current use, but, when the second control knob split, things got trickier. Added to which, the remaining control knob is doing three times the work it used to so it is under considerable pressure and will itself fracture any minute I should think. It’s a nuisance anyhow sliding the one remaining control knob back and forth between the three metal prongs – yet, as impracticable as it sounds, there is just no alternative way of turning them. Obviously I’ve attempted to twist the metal prongs with my bare hands, but they don’t budge a millimetre.
I’ve been down to the last control knob for quite some time now, several months I should think, and it’s only lately that I have begun to see that this deceptively trivial defect is in fact no minor thing. Full cognisance of how grave the consequences will be when it finally snaps was probably brought home to me by that book I read recently and the specific moment when the narrator realises she has only a thousand matches left. Actually I think there may have been more matches than that and the total was not a rounded estimate but a very precise figure on account of the fact the narrator had sat down at a table and counted out the matches carefully, one by one. This scenario might not sound like much of a catastrophe but in fact the woman slowly counting out matches is already negotiating a much bigger and completely silent catastrophe that has rendered her the last person left. Furthermore, it is not possible for her to wander wherever she likes to procure whatever she needs because of an invisible wall that occurred late one evening when she remained at the hunting lodge while her two friends went out to a restaurant. Everything on the other side of the invisible wall is, she discovers, completely motionless; birds, cats, people, her two friends, everyone – yet somehow a small area has been left out, which is where she is. And so she is the lone survivor of this impenetrable catastrophe, and has only a very restricted area within which to work out the rest of her existence.
She is not on her own entirely – straightaway in fact she encounters an animal which I took to be a cat for a long time until something was said about the creature which clearly indicated it was in fact a dog. I don’t know how it was I came to make such an elementary mistake in the first place, never mind how I managed to maintain my misconception for quite so long, for several pages in fact, because when I looked back over those pages after my error had been exposed they offered such a tactile inventory of the animal’s behaviour, attitudes and movements; characteristic details that are not at all in keeping with those one would typically associate with a cat. I’d been very engrossed with the book right from the start so it rather puzzled me that I’d slipped up like this and the only way I could account for it was to blame the animal’s name, which was Lynx, which, as everybody knows, is a medium-sized species of wildcat. Well, it’s no wonder, I thought, it’s no wonder I took the creature to be a cat, with a name like that! But really, this explanation, reasonable as it is, did nothing to stymie my embarrassment since it implied my mind must be really quite feeble and literal that a mischievous bit of nomenclature managed to override pages of meticulous and animated description and impel such an unforgivable misreading. At the same time, one needs to be careful with names. Names in books are nearly always names from real life and so already the reader is bound to have some knowledge about a person with a particular name such as Miriam and even if that reader’s mind is robust and adaptable some little thing about Miriam in real life will infiltrate Miriam in the book so that it doesn’t matter how many times her earlobes are referred to as dainty and girlish in the reader’s mind Miriam’s earlobes are forever florid and pendulous. It is very difficult, I should think, to make up a person and have everyone reassemble him or her in just the way intended, without anything intervening, and sometimes, as I read, the pressure exerted by so much emphatic character exposition and plotted human endeavour becomes stifling and I have the horrible encroaching sensation that I’m getting everything all wrong or that I’m absolutely oblivious to something fairly accessible and very profound.
Needless to say since this particular novel is in fact the journal of the last person alive there are no other human characters in the book, which was a real treat, and I found it peculiar that somewhere on the sleeve, someone, an esteemed critic I gather, had described the book as dystopian fiction because it’s not as if the woman’s circumstances are portrayed apocalyptically and overall she does not suffer a great deal. That’s not to say her predicament is construed romantically or becomes rarefied and nauseatingly didactic, not at all; this is very much a book about survival, and the grievous psychological ramifications and gruelling practical exigencies occasioned by confinement in this recently depopulated environment are in fact delineated with acuity and care. However, the profound existent
ial and cosmological repercussions precipitated by such extraordinary isolation are also beautifully charted and it is quite impossible to stop reading because in a sense you want to go where she is going; you want to be undone in just the way she is being undone. Indeed, it is like a last daydream from childhood in many ways because hopefully the world for a child is mostly sticks and mountains and huge lone birds and as such almost all of childhood is taken up hopefully with just these kinds of boundless fantasies of danger and solitude.
Towards the first winter she has a cold for a few days and it really knocks the stuffing out of her. And when she is beginning to fill out again and feeling more like herself she takes a look in the mirror, which is quite a normal thing to do when one has been ill because there is a need to see if, in addition to feeling restored, one is also beginning to look like oneself again. However, it has been some time since she has looked in the mirror and so she doesn’t quite know how to relate to or interpret the reflection she sees – it’s as if she just can’t work out what she’s supposed to be looking at. Because there are no other human faces her own face has no currency and it doesn’t seem to express any of the customary hallmarks and it’s difficult for her to pinpoint anything in it that is familiar. Then, just as all this is beginning to freak her out, she realises that all the categories by which she has hitherto identified herself are now perfectly redundant. She is not a woman, though neither of course is she a man; she is more like an element. A physiological manifestation perhaps, in the same way the rocks and trees are physiological manifestations. Material. Matter. Stuff. For a few moments I looked away from the pages so that there was some opportunity for me to feel a little of what she must have felt when she looked at her face with the same sort of attention one brings to bear upon the bark of a tree, the surface of a rock, the skin of a peach, and in those few moments it was as if the pupils in my own eyes became tunnels and I was suddenly sucked backwards.
Of course, although she had outstripped ordinary ontological designations she had not completely transcended terrestrial binds – her life still depended upon the provision of warmth and nourishment and so practically all of her time was taken up with essential tasks like chopping wood, planting potatoes, milking the cow, repairing broken places and things, haymaking, finding berries – those kinds of tasks – and at some point I thought perhaps everything would be absolutely fine and she would just keep going. But this idea was only a brief fantasy really because in fact all the things she relied upon were finite and once they expired there would be no way of replacing or substituting them. Once all the bullets had been spent there would be no more deer meat, once the cow had died there would be no more milk and butter, once the candles were gone there would be no more light, and, once the matches were all burnt out, well there would be nothing really. And that is why she sat down with the remaining boxes, one afternoon, and counted all the matches out, carefully, one by one.
Paper, too, was also in limited supply, and in fact it seems she ran out of paper before any of the aforementioned necessities were used up and so the record of her experience ends before things get really severe and insurmountable for her. I think it rather shrewd of the author to leave a question over the precise circumstances of the woman’s dying for the reason that it seems to me the woman’s death wouldn’t just have been about starving from hunger or freezing from cold, that probably it was about something much more, which cannot very well be put into such straightforward equations. Since her death is not dealt with in the book the only place it can occur is in my head, and I feel as though something is still haunting me or even that I am still haunting something, which means the book carries on beyond where it ends, and no doubt this was the author’s absolute wish. It makes sense to suppose that since the underpinning of her existence had been totally reconfigured then death too would itself be an unexampled event; this was the proposition that slowly turned over and over in my thoughts as I stood on one leg in the bathroom yesterday evening, neatly clipping toenails into the sink. What exactly, I wondered, would death entail for her and how on earth could anyone even try to represent it? The walls and mirrors and the window were wet with condensation, and I was feeling really pampered and refreshed and quite safe when the images began to arrive. First of all I saw her melting quickly like the snow in cartoons, and then I saw her snapped up by the air and propelled as vapour fast through the spaces between the evergreen trees, then I heard her take a breath and hold it until it blasted her into little lines of fractured hoarfrost, then I heard her lie down on the real snow and the snow creaked and the blood that progressed through it shone red all around her settled body, then I saw the crows rise up from out of the highest branches and the deer lifted their chins and their eyes were completely black. I turned on the cold tap and watched the water swish away my surplus and I opened the window and didn’t move. If we have lost the knack of living, I thought, it is a safe bet to presume we have forfeited the magic of dying.
Clearly, my predicament with the cooker is not quite as dire as those redoubling aggravations that confronted the last woman left in the world, at the same time, once the final control knob splits and becomes useless, I will have no way at all of turning on any part of my mini-kitchen and so every known method of cooking food will be unavailable from that moment on. I have never had too much difficulty foreseeing impending setbacks and I have quite often identified the steps by which an oncoming obstacle might be avoided, yet it is a very rare occasion indeed when I’ve channelled any of this awareness into direct action and thereby altered the course of events so that they might progress more favourably. However, as I said, inspired perhaps by the book I’d just read, my musings on eventualities shifted out of an ineffective theoretical mode and I found myself taking a very practical view of the situation actually, which prompted me, first of all, to make a note of, and then carry out some research upon, the manufacturers of my decrepit cooking device.
Belling of course is the main exponent of mini-kitchens and I’m quite certain that when I lived in an attic near the hospital several years ago it was kitted out with a classic Belling model. Belling, by the way, is an English firm which makes complete sense to me because two-ring ovens are synonymous with bedsits and bedsits are quintessentially English in the same way that B&Bs are evocative of a certain kind of grassroots Englishness. One thinks of unmarried people right away, bereft secretaries and threadbare caretakers, and of ironing boards with scorched striped covers forever standing next to the airing-cupboard door at the end of the hallway. And saucepans with those thin bases of course which burn so easily, and a stoutish figure probing back and forth in the effluvial steam with a long metal spoon. And laundry always, hanging off everything and retaining the shape always of those ongoing elbows and steadfast knees and dug-in heels. And coasters for some reason, and things from abroad, Malta for example, that were bought secondhand from somewhere close by, and a special rack for magazines and a special rack for ties. And nail scissors in the bathroom, poised on the same tile always, the same white tile like a compass needle always, always pointing the same way, always pointing towards the grizzled window. And extractor fans and skittish smoke alarms and bunged-up tin openers and melon scoops and packet soup, and a Baby Belling oven. You couldn’t kill yourself with a Baby Belling I shouldn’t think because as far as I know they are all powered by electricity and no doubt this specification was utterly deliberate because Belling would have been quite aware of the sorts of customers their product would invariably cater to and the sorts of morbid tendencies these people might brood over and wish to act upon and finally bring to completion.
In any case, gigantic joints of meat notwithstanding, there’s not much room in a Baby Belling oven so I should think the possibility of comfortably shoving one’s head into it is pretty slim.
I certainly couldn’t get my head into my cooker without getting a lot of grease on the underside of my chin for example – and it stinks in there. It stinks of carboni
sation I suppose and that’s only to be expected because I’ve never cleaned it out, not once; I just don’t feel there’s much point if you must know. It’s not even a Belling, as it turns out; it’s a Salton, whoever they are. The name strikes me as dubious – downright chimerical actually – and my hopes for acquiring replacement control knobs start to etiolate and turn prickly and I know, as I lift up the mirror so that I can get to the back of the oven and find the model number, that this oven doesn’t really exist any longer and this is just a fat waste of time and the persistence with which I am trying to remain undaunted by these two facts means that either I am uncommonly desperate for a concrete diversion or that my blasé attitude towards most things is starting to make me feel sort of panicky and ought not be allowed free rein over nearly everything any longer. I make a note of the model number which is on a sticker, one corner of which is peeling away from the oven. There are bits attached to the underside of the label where it’s come unstuck and on the place where it was which must mean there’s still some stickiness in both areas and as such I wonder how they ever came apart. The number is something like 92711, but I don’t suppose I remember exactly, probably the digits are prefixed by two capital letters, but I have no idea what they are either. This is not an occasion to formulate detailed and lasting memories. There are of course a number of regions in any abode that are foremost yet unreachable. Places, in other words, right under your nose which are routinely inundated with crumbs and smidgens and remains. And these ill-suited specks and veils and hairpins stay still and conspire in a way that is unpleasant to consider, and so one largely attempts to arrange one’s awareness upon the immediate surfaces always and not let it drop into the ravines of smeared disarray everywhere between things. Where it would immediately alight upon the dreadful contents therein and deliver the entire catalogue to those parts of the imagination that will gladly make a lurid potion from goose fat and unrefined sea salt.
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