by Jeff Shelby
“Better than your mom being the murderer,” Jake said.
I elbowed him in the ribs and he laughed.
“Yes, you’re going to school,” I said. “Life is back to normal. You won’t be poison anymore.”
Jake started rapping the Bell Biv Devoe song and Emily shot him a disgusted look. “Oh my God. What are you singing?”
He rocked back and forth in his chair, folding his hands rapper-style across his chest. “Bell Biv Devoe. One of the most awesomely bad rap groups ever.”
She rolled her eyes. “Just stop.”
Jake turned to look at me. “I really think you should do a music appreciation class. All of the one-hit wonders and bad bands of the 80s and 90s.”
“Great idea,” I said, taking a sip of my beer.
“Yeah, well, I’m not homeschooled anymore,” Emily pointed out.
“We’ll make sure we do this class on the weekends, when you’re home,” Jake said.
She made a face, but I could see the smile in her eyes.
“See?” Jake said to me, clinking his bottle of beer against mine. “Everything is back to normal.”
He leaned over and kissed me and Will groaned. “He’s right. Everything is back to normal. Including your gross kissing.”
I smiled. I wasn’t one hundred percent convinced about the normal part. I was still rattled about both what Rex had done and what he had tried to do to me. I saw a few sleepless nights in my future, as well as some consultations with a security company for the house. It was going to be hard to shake the image of someone sneaking into our home in the middle of the night without our knowing.
But it was evident, sitting around the kitchen table, bantering with the kids and feeling a sense of calm wash over me, that some of the normalcy had already returned.
“Can we have cookies for dinner?” Sophie asked hopefully.
“Cookies?” Emily raised her eyebrows. “You had time to make cookies while all of this was happening?”
“No,” I said. “Carol brought them by.”
After Detective Hanborn had led a dazed and slightly bloody Rex out of our basement and into a waiting squad car, Carol Vinford had shown up at the door, a plate of cookies in hand. Her husband had been listening to the police scanner and she’d come scurrying over, telling me she’d planned to stop by anyway to let me know that we were welcome back at the co-op with no restrictions. She babbled on about how the mothers had met and had decided that they needed me and they’d do whatever it took to get me back. I didn’t know what was truth and what was fiction and I was still reeling from what had happened in the basement. I wasn’t in the mood to agree to anything at that moment, but I took the plate of cookies and told her I’d be in touch. I knew we’d go back because the kids would want to, but I didn’t mind making her squirm just a little before I gave her the news.
So that normalcy was back.
We finished the pizza, the kids discussing how maybe now that the crime was solved that Olaf would decide not to haunt our house. We were a one-ghost household, Grace proclaimed and all the kids, Emily excluded, agreed that Lolly was the only ghost we wanted.
Yep. Back to normal.
A knock at the backdoor froze all conversation.
“No one’s running?” Jake asked. “Wow. This is progress.”
“You and Mom are here to fight off the robbers,” Will said, leaning to the side to get a better look at the window. “And now we know Mom can actually fight, so that’s cool.”
“Yes,” I said, standing and heading for the door. “I’m a crime-fighting machine.”
I peered through the kitchen door and smiled.
“Am I bothering you?” Olga asked, her eyes wide. “I’m sorry to stop by after the day you’ve had.”
I waved her into the kitchen. “Not at all. Come in.”
She stepped inside and unzipped her coat, revealing a purple and yellow paisley sweater. “I heard about what happened. Are you alright?”
The pattern on her sweater was making me dizzy. “Fine.”
“He didn’t hurt you?” She eyed me. “You don’t seem fine. You seem…rattled.”
I shook my head. “No, I’m fine. Really.”
She studied me for a minute. “That’s good,” she finally said. She wrung her gloved hands. “And he said he did it? To Olaf?”
I recounted what Rex told me. She listened closely, nodding her head. She winced when I mentioned the part where they’d fought, her eyes pooling with tears. She rubbed at them and let out a long, slow breath when I finished.
“Okay,” she said. “At least I know now.”
“I’m sorry,” I said, feeling at a loss to offer her something better.
“Me, too,” she said. “But at least I know. Not knowing was the hardest. And I guess it’s better that I know it wasn’t Helen.” Her mouth twisted into a knot for a moment. “Even if it was partly her fault.”
I doubted she’d ever not blame Helen for losing her brother. I wasn’t sure where I stood on that, after witnessing Helen’s apology and guilt. But that was for them to work out and for me to stay out of.
“So I guess I just wanted to say thank you,” Olga said. “For figuring it out.”
“I didn’t really figure it out,” I told her. “I’m not sure I really did anything.”
She brushed at her hair with her gloved hand. “Well, you went out with him. And you were nice to him. And you cared that someone killed him.” She paused. “I’d say that’s plenty.”
I didn’t know what to say.
“Anyway, I’ll let you get back to your family,” she said, glancing into the dining room. “I just wanted to say thank you. And remember if you need a clown for a party or something—”
“Right, right,” I said hurriedly before Jake came out of his seat and threw her out for uttering the c-word in our home.
We said goodbye and I closed the door behind her, cutting off the icy air before it trickled into the house.
I stood there for a moment. I really hoped finding out what happened gave Olga some closure. She deserved it. I wanted her to be okay.
I wanted everyone to be okay.
“How come you guys didn’t wrestle this time?” Will called out from the dining room table.
Jake laughed loudly and the younger girls giggled. I looked around the table at my husband and kids, trying to look irritated but not succeeding. A smile broke out across my face.
Jake had said it the night before.
We were okay.
And maybe we lived in a nutty little town and maybe someone had tried to frame me for murder and maybe I’d gotten into a fight with a woman on the street and maybe my intuition had been a little off base.
But, in the end, he was right.
We were okay.
THE END
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ONE
The airport shuttle careened to the left and Jake’s body slid into mine.
“Really hoping I don’t need to visit the E.R before we get to the gate,” he said.
“I know first aid,” I said.
We were on our way to our first vacation since we’d gotten married. It was a pseudo-honeymoon; at least, that’s what we were calling it. At Olga Stunderson’s urging, I’d entered us in a drawing at the mortuary. I couldn’t quite understand why the mortuary was offering a free vacation as a prize—and what was in it for them—but she’d shoved a pen in my hand when I’d stopped by one afternoon after her brother’s murder had been solved and forced me to fill out the form. Two weeks later, we received a call that we’d won, which seemed like a just reward after the mess of finding a body in our basement.
But we hadn’t gone right away, as w
e’d spent some money remodeling the basement and coal chute so that it could never be used as a dumping spot for dead bodies ever again. So we planned the trip for a few months later, to coincide with the beginning of. I felt comfortable leaving the kids for a few days with my parents so that we could take a little quiet time for ourselves. We’d parked the car in a lot just outside of the airport in Minneapolis and were now fearing for our lives as our driver seemed determined to win a race we didn’t know we were participating in.
The loudspeaker in the shuttle crackled to life. “Folks, my name’s Ken and I’m your shuttle driver this morning. I’m a little different than your other shuttle drivers.”
“Unlicensed?” Jake whispered to me.
I responded by elbowing in the ribs.
“Folks, back when I was in the Marine Corps—SEMPER FI!—in San Diego, well this one morning I was trying to make my flight and my old buddy Jasper said he knew a short cut to the airport. Turns out he didn’t know squat and I ended up missing my flight, which meant I missed out on a little R and R with this cute little girl up in San Francisco I’d met a few weeks before,” he said. His voice was inordinately loud for six in the morning. “Well, folks, on that day, I promised myself that I would make sure no one would ever miss their flight again on my watch.”
“He knew he was going to be an airport shuttle driver back then?” I whispered.
Jake nodded solemnly. “It’s a calling.”
The shuttle jerked forward as Ken dropped the accelerator to the floor again and we gripped the arm rests to avoid being launched through the shuttle’s windshield.
“I promise you today,” he hollered into the speaker. “No one is going to miss their flight on account of me. So I’m a little different than all of the other drivers.”
“You don’t say,” Jake whispered.
“Nothing, and I repeat nothing, will prevent me from getting you folks to your airline on time this morning,” he shouted. “Sit back and enjoy the ride!”
Seven minutes later, the shuttle approached the airport terminal, the bus leaning on two wheels around a curve as it skidded to a halt in front of our airline’s entry door. We grabbed our bags, handed Ken a couple of folded bills and got out just before he slammed the doors closed. He hit the accelerator and peeled out on his way to his next stop.
“We could’ve just had him drive us to the resort,” I said as we walked into the terminal.
“Probably would’ve beaten the plane,” Jake said.
The airport was more crowded than I’d expected for six in the morning and we made our way into the security line with the other travelers.
“Kids will be fine, right?” I asked as we serpentined our way through the line.
“They’ll be fine.”
“They won’t lose any of them, right?”
“If they do, let’s hope it’s the one we like the least.”
“Jake.”
He put his around me and kissed my forehead. “They’ll be fine. We’re not even gone for a week and we can Skype them if you want to see them.”
“Like my parents will know how to use Skype.”
“Well, of course they won’t know how,” Jake said. “Will can show them.”
“Good point.”
We threw our bags on the conveyor belt, partially disrobed so that TSA could see we weren’t planning on attempting to hijack anything, and made it through the x-ray machine and scanner a few minutes later. We grabbed our stuff, slipped our shoes back on and headed to our gate, stopping to grab coffee before we found seats in the gate area while we waited.
I took the lid off my coffee and blew across the surface. “We should’ve just driven. It would’ve only been about a three hour drive.”
Jake shrugged. “We won a trip that included airfare. Feels more like a vacation if we’re terrorized by an airport shuttle driver and frisked by TSA.”
I nodded, sipping at the coffee. “I guess. I’m just hoping it’s as advertised.”
Jake took a long swallow of his coffee, wincing as he burned his tongue. He set the coffee on the empty seat next to me. “It’s a lakefront resort. Five stars. All expenses paid. It’s going to be awesome.”
The resort’s website had, indeed, looked awesome. Views of the lake. Large spacious rooms. Restaurants. Beaches. Access to boats. Bonfires and concerts at night.
Minnesota summers were the best part of living in the coldest state in the Union. Warm temperatures during the day, cool temperatures at night. Breezes off the lakes. Sure, there could me mosquitoes the size of birds and sometimes the humidity flared but, overall, it was a pretty perfect place to vacation.
And we needed a break. Between the kids, Jake’s job and the ongoing renovation project of the house, we were both exhausted. We needed a chance to recharge our batteries. So when I’d gotten the call that I’d won the drawing for the trip to Windy Vista Resort on Lenzen Lake north of Duluth, I’d jumped at it. Not surprisingly, Jake hadn’t needed much convincing. We’d grabbed a calendar and found our dates and booked the trip.
The woman at the podium tapped the microphone she was holding and the loudspeaker crackled. She announced that boarding was about to begin and I felt my excitement ratchet up a notch.
Jake patted my arm and voiced what I was thinking. “I’m excited. Can’t believe you won it.”
“I know. I never win anything.”
He raised an eyebrow. “You won me.”
“Best prize ever,” I said, reaching down and rubbing his thigh through the cargo shorts he wore.
He grinned. “We’re going to have a good time.”
I nodded and smiled at him. “You’re right. It’s going to be great. It’s a lakefront resort and it’s free. What could go wrong?”
LAST RESORT, the second book in the MOOSE RIVER mystery series will be available June 1, 2014.