"You know what you're doing, Charley?"
"Hoping that I'm right, that Colonel Hamilton is right, and that Master Sergeant Dennis is right. Is that enough for you?"
"I always like you better when you admit you don't really know what the fuck you're doing," Uncle Remus said. "Let's go, Dennis." [SIX] "The freezing process, I gather, is over, or nearly so?" General Naylor asked when Castillo walked into the war room.
"Sir, with respect, I have no intention of discussing anything about this operation in the presence of Mr. Lammelle."
General McNab's bushy eyebrows went up. "You never learned in Sunday school what Saint Luke said, Charley? 'There is more joy in heaven over one sinner who repents…' Et cetera?"
"I don't believe this!" Castillo said. "The sonofabitch wanted to load Sweaty, Dmitri, and me on an Aeroflot-"
Dmitri Berezovsky laughed.
Castillo looked at him in disbelief.
"Actually, General," Roscoe J. Danton-whose smile showed he was enjoying the situation-said, "I believe what Saint Luke actually said was, 'There is joy in the presence of the angels of God over one sinner who repents.'"
"I think I like that better," McNab said. "I never thought of it before, but I could get used to thinking of myself as an 'angel of God.'"
Berezovsky laughed again.
"How dare any of you think of yourselves as angels of God!" Sweaty flared.
"But, I'll concede, it's a stretch," McNab said.
"I used to wonder where Carlitos learned his blasphemous irreverence and childish sense of humor. Now it's perfectly clear. I hope God will forgive you, General McNab. I won't."
"Right now," Castillo said, "if Sweaty tries to turn the both of you heathens into sopranos, I'd be inclined to help her. Now, who turned Frank loose, and why, and what the hell is he doing in here?"
"Frank is now on our side," McNab said. "Get used to it."
"Let me try to explain this in heathen terms," Allan Naylor, Jr., said. "One heathen to another. Like another acquaintance of ours, whose name Satan himself could not tear from my lips, Brother Frank saw the error of his ways, 'fessed up, and is now allied with the forces of goodness and purity."
"And you believe him?" Castillo asked incredulously. "All of you believe it? And you expect me to believe it?"
"It's true, Charley," Lammelle said.
"Charley, Frank obeyed an order without thinking it through," General Naylor said. "That's easy to do. You're supposed to follow orders. What's hard is admitting that you know the order is wrong, and then doing something to make it right. In Frank's case, that was doubly difficult for him. Not only did it constitute disobeying the President, but he knew he could have just kept his mouth shut and done nothing. He knew us all well enough to know we weren't going to harm him…"
"Harming him did run through my mind. Vic D'Allessando said we should castrate him with a dull knife."
He looked at D'Allessando.
"I'm with McNab, Charley," D'Allessando said. "Sorry."
Castillo said nothing.
"… but instead, he is putting his career on the line," General Naylor finished.
Castillo thought: That shoe fits your foot, too, doesn't it?
"Is that what happened to you, Uncle Allan?" he asked softly.
Naylor met his eyes, but said nothing.
Colonel Jack Brewer broke the silence.
"The general's question, Colonel Castillo," he said, "was whether the freezing process has been satisfactorily completed."
Castillo hesitated.
"Well, has it?" Sweaty demanded.
Castillo looked at her for a long moment, then at Lammelle, and then back at Sweaty.
What choice do I have?
"The answer to that is we don't really know," he said. "What Master Sergeant Dennis told me…" "So, what do you want to do?" General Naylor asked, when Castillo had related what had happened just before he'd come to the war room.
"In two hours, I want to put Sergeant Dennis and the beer keg that's thawing in the sun in Aloysius's G-Five and fly it to Fort Detrick. We have to know if the helium has really killed it and the only way to do that is in Colonel Hamilton's lab."
"Fly it to Baltimore/Washington, right?" Lammelle asked.
Eyes jumped to Castillo to see how he was going to react to Lammelle having asked a question.
Castillo nodded.
"In for a penny, in for a pound, Charley," Lammelle said. "If I went with it, I could have an agency vehicle… It'll fit in a Yukon, right?"
Castillo nodded again, but didn't speak.
"… meet the airplane and personally make sure it gets to Fort Detrick. The only one who could interfere with that, or ask me questions I don't want to answer, would be Jack Powell, and I don't think Jack would actually go out to the airport even if he heard I was coming. Worst scenario there, I think, would be Powell sending Stan Waters-"
"Who?"
"J. Stanley Waters, deputy director for operations. Who wants my job, and therefore does everything Jack tells him to. I trust him a little less than you trust me."
"Okay. We get the stuff to the lab at Detrick. Sergeant Dennis tells me Hamilton can find out in half an hour whether the Congo-X is really dead. And what would you do after you dropped off the Congo-X? Wait for Hamilton to run his tests?"
"That would be information I'd like to have."
"And with which you could head straight for the White House, right?"
"Yeah, Charley, if I were so inclined, I could head straight for the White House. But what I plan to do is head straight for Langley to see what I can learn there."
"And if Jack Powell does go out to the airport? Or sends your buddy Waters?"
"Can I have my dart gun back?"
After a perceptible pause, during which he wondered again, What choice do I have? Castillo said, "You know what they say, Frank: 'In for a penny, in for a pound.' Lester, give Mr. Lammelle his dart gun."
"There will be room for me on that plane, right?" Roscoe J. Danton said. And then he quickly added: "Colonel, I've got pictures of that stuff on the Tu-934A on the island. And what you and Uncle Remus and the Sergeant did to it here. I'd like to follow it all the way to the lab at Fort Detrick."
Castillo didn't immediately reply.
"And before I go, I'd like to get pictures of you and Jake getting on that airplane," Roscoe went on.
"Which raises the question, Charley," McNab said, "of flying that airplane across the border and to Washington without getting it shot down."
"What General McNab and I talked about, Colonel," Naylor said, "and what we recommend, is that he and I go on the Russian aircraft to Washington. I can call MacDill, inform them that we're coming, and get us an Air Force escort."
"Which means the White House will know," Castillo thought aloud.
"But not the circumstances," McNab said.
"And I'll have time to get from Baltimore/Washington so that I can get pictures of the Tu-934A landing at Andrews," Roscoe J. Danton said.
"And that raises the question of Roscoe J. Danton," Castillo said. "What captions will he put under all those pictures he's been taking?"
"Frankly, Colonel, I don't know," Danton replied. "But I'm sort of like Frank. I've learned to tell the difference between the good guys and the bad guys."
"I see we're back to a choice between trusting Roscoe and killing him," Castillo said.
"You may think that's funny," Sweaty snapped, "but I don't."
"And that unsolicited and unwelcome opinion raises yet another question," Castillo said. "What do I do with Big Mouth here and her big brother?"
Sweaty said unkind things to him in Russian.
Castillo went on: "I think the best thing to do is have Miller and Sparkman take them-and the Spetsnaz that Cousin Aleksandr was so kind to loan us, plus whichever of Sirinov's Spetsnaz want to go to Argentina-to Cozumel to meet the Peruaire freighter."
"You're out of your mind!" Sweaty said in English.
"I thi
nk not, Charley," Dmitri Berezovsky said.
"You mean you don't think I'm out of my mind, or you don't want to go to Argentina?"
"I can't wait to get back to Argentina. You remember that my wife and daughter are there? But before this is over, we will certainly be talking with the Washington rezident, Sergei Murov, and perhaps even dealing with Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin himself. Svetlana and I know them both well. I think you need our counsel."
"What kind of passports do you have?" Lammelle asked.
"You mean besides our Russian Federation diplomatic passports?"
"Right."
"Argentine and Uruguayan."
"Are they in your names?"
Berezovsky shook his head.
"How much inspection will they stand?"
"My cousin assures me they were issued by the respective foreign ministries," Berezovsky said.
"And would your cousin know?"
"I think he would."
"Who is your cousin?"
"If he tells you, Frank, I'd have to kill you," Castillo said.
"His name is Aleksandr Pevsner," Sweaty said. "And if your knowing that in any way ever endangers him or his family, I will kill you."
"On a threat credibility scale of one to ten, I think I'd rate that as a ten," Lammelle said. And then added, "Well, knowing that name explains a lot of things I didn't really understand. Pevsner is really your cousin?"
"Our mothers are sisters," Berezovsky said.
"Charley, if they're determined to go…" Lammelle began.
"We are," Berezovsky said.
"… and I agree they could be very useful," Lammelle went on. "Hide them in plain sight."
"Where?" Castillo asked.
"The Monica Lewinsky Motel," Lammelle said.
"The what?" Sweaty asked.
"If a President of the United States can hide his girlfriend there, it should be good enough for mine," Castillo said. "How do you plan to get them there?"
"I wouldn't want Senator Johns to hear about this, but I have a limo, armored, with radios, et cetera, and driven by agency officers," Lammelle said.
"You want to fly them to Baltimore/Washington on Casey's airplane?" Castillo asked.
Lammelle nodded.
"And General Sirinov?"
"On the Tu-934A. If Roscoe can get Wolf News out there to cover its arrival-"
"He would be on TV and Murov would see that," Castillo interrupted, "but what do we do with him afterward?"
"I think General Sirinov would be comfortable in the Monica Lewinsky Motel," Lammelle said. "And he'd be available if we need him, and we probably will."
"Have you got enough people-people you can trust-to handle all this?"
"Yes, I do," Lammelle said. "Your call, Charley."
"What other options do I have?"
"Not many-none-that I can think of," Lammelle said.
Castillo counted something on his fingers, then announced, "There's room for Lester on the Tu-934A. So he goes, too, to sit on General Sirinov. Miller and Sparkman take the Spetsnaz to Cozumel as soon as they can-in the next thirty minutes-in our G-Three, then come back here and pick up Uncle Remus and Peg-Leg-and anybody I've forgotten. By then Uncle Remus and Peg-Leg will have Drug Cartel International all cleaned up. And then they go to Baltimore/Washington."
He paused for a good thirty seconds, and then asked, "Any comments?"
"I want to know about this motel," Sweaty said.
"You'll like it, sweetheart," Castillo said. "Inside plumbing and all the other conveniences one would expect in a Motel-8. Any other comments?"
There were none.
"Okay, then that's it. That's what we'll do." [SEVEN] Office of the Director The Central Intelligence Agency Langley, Virginia 1305 12 February 2007 "Keep me advised, Bruce," DCI John Powell said. "We absolutely can't afford to have this get away from us."
He took the telephone handset from his ear, very slowly replaced it in the base, then met the eyes of J. Stanley Waters, the DDCI for operations.
"Festerman says that Naylor called Central Command and ordered that a flight of F-16s meet him over the Gulf of Mexico prepared to escort his plane into U.S. airspace and then to Andrews."
"Where in the Gulf of Mexico? When?"
"Right in the goddamn middle of it. And right now."
"Where did he call from?"
"Mexico City," Powell said. "But I'm not sure I believe that. What I'm beginning to suspect is that Casey's communications is not quite as miraculous as advertised. Or that Casey is fucking with us."
"Why would he do that?"
"Maybe because he likes McNab more than he likes me."
"Do we know what kind of an airplane Naylor has?"
"No. And that bothers me, too. All Naylor told MacDill is the call sign. He told MacDill 'Big Boy' will be at thirty thousand feet moving at five hundred knots."
"That doesn't sound as if that's Naylor's Gulfstream."
"No, it doesn't. Which may be because Naylor's Gulfstream is on the tarmac at MacDill."
"I forgot that," Waters said.
"Yeah," Powell said.
"You think he has Castillo? Or the Russians? Or both?"
"Well, he could be smuggling drugs. But I'd say it's likely that he has either or both, wouldn't you?"
"Looks that way. What are you going to do?"
Powell picked up his telephone.
"This is DCI Powell. Get onto whoever would know and get me a track on all aircraft operating over the middle of the Gulf of Mexico, or headed toward the middle, at thirty thousand feet and five hundred knots. The one I'm looking for will probably not-repeat, not-have a transponder. Got it?"
He hung up.
"Are you going to tell the President, John?"
"No. I thought this would be our little secret."
He picked up a red telephone and punched one of the buttons on it.
"Jack Powell, Mr. President. I have just learned that General Naylor has ordered that a flight of F-16s…
"Mr. President, I assure you that I'm doing all that's humanly possible to add to what I know, what I just told you…
"Yes, sir, Mr. President, I'll leave here immediately…
"Yes, sir, Mr. President, I fully understand that I am to take no action of any kind in this matter without your prior permission."
[EIGHT]
The Mayflower Hotel 1127 Connecticut Avenue, N.W. Washington, D.C. 1745 13 February 2007 The manager on duty, who wore a frock coat with a tiny rose pinned to the lapel, intercepted the party before they were more than one hundred yards into the lobby.
"Mr. Barlow?"
"I am Thomas Barlow," Berezovsky said.
"My name is Winfield Broom, Mr. Barlow, I am the manager on duty. Welcome to the Mayflower."
"Thank you," Berezovsky said.
"From time to time, little mistakes are made, but sometimes-as now-they have a pleasant result."
"I don't think I understand."
"Well, when Mr. Darby called to make your reservations, we were of course happy to accommodate him and you. But then Mr. Darby called back a few minutes later and asked if Mr. von und zu Gossinger still kept an apartment here. I told him he did, although we haven't seen him for some time. And then thirty minutes after that, Mr. von und zu Gossinger himself called. He said he was skiing in Gstaad, but that he would be very pleased if you would stay in his apartment while you're here."
"That's very kind of Mr. von und zu Gossinger," Barlow said.
"Right this way, please," Mr. Broom said, gesturing toward the elevator bank. "This is really very nice," Svetlana said five minutes later. "Not at all what comes to mind when you hear 'motel.'"
"I'm glad you think so," Mr. Broom said. "Now, the sauna is separate…"
"Why does Mr. von und zu Gossinger call this hotel the 'Monica Lewinsky Motel'?" Svetlana asked.
"I'm sure I have no idea, madam," Mr. Broom said, just a little huffily. "Now, if you'll please come this way?" [NINE] Old Ebbitt Grill 675 1
5th Street, N.W. Washington, D.C. 1750 13 February 2007 "Truman, I told you that if we just waited, Roscoe would inevitably show up," Ambassador Charles M. Montvale said to Mr. Truman Ellsworth looking over his shoulder to the end of the massive bar. "Hello, Roscoe!"
"Your office said I could find you here," Danton said, taking a seat next to them at the bar.
"Waiting for my master's call, Roscoe. The odds are strongly against it ever coming."
"I'll have one of those," Danton said to the bartender. "And if these two are not already over their limit, give them another."
"What happened to you after we came back?" Ellsworth asked.
"I thought you would never ask," Danton said, and told them… "And Castillo's on the airplane with Naylor?" Ellsworth said when he finished.
"Naylor, McNab, and General Yakov Sirinov."
"That, I am having a hard time believing," Montvale said.
"What if I told you the airplane is a Tu-934A?"
"Even harder to believe."
"Charles, I think Roscoe is serious," Ellsworth said.
Montvale looked at Danton, who nodded.
"The plane should land at Andrews about nine o'clock," he said.
"And the Russians?"
"Maybe I'll tell you later. What I need right now is a way to get onto Andrews."
"I think we could arrange that," Ellsworth said. "And I submit, Charles, that we are indebted to Roscoe."
"I'd like to see this myself," Montvale said.
"And I would like somehow to get in touch with C. Harry Whelan, that sonofabitch, and get him and Wolf News out there," Danton said.
"That also I can handle," Ellsworth said. "He's been driving us crazy wanting to talk to us. The ambassador has qualms-which I frankly don't share-about embarrassing the President."
"The Office of the President," Montvale corrected him. "I would happily embarrass Clendennen but I can't figure out how to separate in the mind of the people the asshole from the office he holds."
The obscenity and a general slurring of speech confirmed to Danton that the ambassador and Ellsworth had been at the bar for some time.
Danton looked at Ellsworth with a raised eyebrow.
"The ambassador is no longer on the red phone circuit," Ellsworth said. "The President won't even return the ambassador's calls. And we no longer have access to the White House Yukon fleet."
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